Friday, February 20, 2009
Friday Thoughts and Links
It was the hotts of times. It was the douchiest of times.
The 'bags remain mockable, and the suckle thighs, sucklable.
Los Angeles has been washed clean by a Travis Bickle inspired rain, and now only faintly smells like Hollypoo.
Dust clouds swirl over palm trees as a twenty-two year old hott walks down Sunset and dreams of hosting her own show on the E Network.
But that guy she met at the bar last night was lying to her. She knew it. But she made out with him by the bathroom anyway.
Here's your Friday links:
Sorority Chicks with Creepy Emobags. At a backyard Ubiquitous Red Cup party, no less.
Eleven boobs
Hot Chicks with Roger Ailesbag
Cincinnati's ladies are fed up with the scrote in this nicely sarcastic Craigslist posting.
And then Boston's Craiglist brings the Authentobaggery.
And to think, just last month we gave this guy a nottadouche.
For the art lovers who read the site, this pic has a similar genius of aesthetics as did our 2008 "Most Likely to be Part of the Permanent Collection at the Guggenheim in 2023" award winner, Still Life with Coors Light. The hotts weren't quality enough to run it on the site, but let us appreciate its brilliant composition. I entitle it, "Rock Flower Sunrise." Once I am finally accepted as a true artist, this will be one of the pics at my first gallery showing.
Hot Chicks with Deutschbags. What will those wacky Germans think of next? Perhaps this.
And what would a Friday Thoughts and Links be without my unending obsession with minimally famous Hollywood starlet, Peyton List? Here's a pic from Peyton List's guest spot as a magician's assistant on an episode of Monk. And one more. Mmmm... lovely.
Peyton remains my preeminent Hollywood Suckle Thigh.
EDIT: Swapped out the pic due to the potential for trannydom in the last pic.
EDIT #2: Okay, who's sending in the hot tranny pics? I'm swapping out the pic because the adams apple was freaking me out. Instead, here's a nerdy Asian dude with a hot blonde.
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For the Art pic, bronze brunette chubbyhot does it for me and I don't know why. I don't want to marry her, But I sure want to give her a good poking.
If I were this honest with myself about the scope of women I found attractive in a primordially strictly sexual physical way when I was in High School, I would have gotten laid a whole hell of a lot more often.
As to the Germans:
Douchebagen.
(Yeah I know I made that comment on the vid too, but I feel clever today, even though I know I'm not.)
If I were this honest with myself about the scope of women I found attractive in a primordially strictly sexual physical way when I was in High School, I would have gotten laid a whole hell of a lot more often.
As to the Germans:
Douchebagen.
(Yeah I know I made that comment on the vid too, but I feel clever today, even though I know I'm not.)
And remember, though I'm from the Cincinnati area, I am forty-two (and almost 43), thus well outside the age range described.
Oh, and I don't wear fauxhawks. Nor baggy jeans. And my stylist is a hott who knows what she's doing, so no critiques are necessary.
Oh, and I don't wear fauxhawks. Nor baggy jeans. And my stylist is a hott who knows what she's doing, so no critiques are necessary.
And with a swift cock-slap to the valiant Darksock’s recent ‘smart growth’ lobbying, Hubert (pictured in this post)managed to single-handedly soldier on the socio-environmental tattooing disease of Urban Scrawl.
even if my stylist doesn't know what she's doing, as long as she's hot i don't really say shit. I've suffered through many shitty haircuts just cuz jenny's tattoos made me happy in pants.
As for the Art picture, something tells me the thing in the leopard print bikini is packing all the tumbleweeds in Arizona beneath those bottoms.
Queue the tranny jokes now…
Queue the tranny jokes now…
@ Crucial
No! She has a landing strip, fat labia, and a clit the size of your thumb, but she's no tranny.
I'm guessing college voleyball player.
No! She has a landing strip, fat labia, and a clit the size of your thumb, but she's no tranny.
I'm guessing college voleyball player.
@Gaijin:
My bad. Didn't mean to step on toes. If I were single, I'd give her a poke myself... in fact, I'd poke as often as possible until the ether wore off.
My bad. Didn't mean to step on toes. If I were single, I'd give her a poke myself... in fact, I'd poke as often as possible until the ether wore off.
You know you'd pay good money to have Peyton List french kiss the key to a pair of handcuffs to you, DB1!
# posted by 
: 1:22 PM
: 1:22 PM
I nominate today's "Thoughts and Links" girl for Hot-of-the-Year.
And if any of you (homos)disagree I'll fight you for $10 and a box of corndogs on Pequot Ave. in New London, CT and I'll fly your and your uncle's Navy Seal asses first class on a Concord being manned by Playboy playmates to do so.
And if any of you (homos)disagree I'll fight you for $10 and a box of corndogs on Pequot Ave. in New London, CT and I'll fly your and your uncle's Navy Seal asses first class on a Concord being manned by Playboy playmates to do so.
So how many of you emailed said craigslist girl with "you're hilarious and extremely well written! I love you!"
cuz i know i did...
army of douche-ness
cuz i know i did...
army of douche-ness
# posted by : 1:34 PM
: 1:34 PM
She has a fabulous ass.
Of course I'm talking about the woman who's wrist and ass are visible in the lower left corner of the photo. One might refer to it as (Random Corner Ass)
Ok. I got nothin.
Of course I'm talking about the woman who's wrist and ass are visible in the lower left corner of the photo. One might refer to it as (Random Corner Ass)
Ok. I got nothin.
# posted by : 1:35 PM
: 1:35 PM
Ah yes, ‘tis nearly time to clock out. I’m getting’ a little crazy tonight and setting aside the mescal and Maker’s Mark. No, no, no… not the Franzia either! Yes, you heard it here first folks.
Instead, I’m going to open a bottle of 1997 Staggs Leap and celebrate four years of marriage with Mrs. Head. We’ll celebrate the good times, the bad times, and even the time I pushed her in front of a bus when Halo Angel Hott passed me on the other side of the sidewalk. Then we’ll make love in front of our raging fireplace to the soothing sounds of Great White. Sweat, sweat love.
And when we’re done, I will turn on SportsCenter and fall asleep thinking that Scott Van Pelt is really Pfah.
And if any of you have a problem with that. I mean ANY of you. Yes YOU. I’ll fight you for $10,000.00 pesos!
Cheers!
Instead, I’m going to open a bottle of 1997 Staggs Leap and celebrate four years of marriage with Mrs. Head. We’ll celebrate the good times, the bad times, and even the time I pushed her in front of a bus when Halo Angel Hott passed me on the other side of the sidewalk. Then we’ll make love in front of our raging fireplace to the soothing sounds of Great White. Sweat, sweat love.
And when we’re done, I will turn on SportsCenter and fall asleep thinking that Scott Van Pelt is really Pfah.
And if any of you have a problem with that. I mean ANY of you. Yes YOU. I’ll fight you for $10,000.00 pesos!
Cheers!
@Crucial Head-
Can I be in the other room while you two are making love reading either The Economist's most recent issue or a random chapter for Infinite Jest so loud you can hear me and vice versa?
Army of Douche-ness
Can I be in the other room while you two are making love reading either The Economist's most recent issue or a random chapter for Infinite Jest so loud you can hear me and vice versa?
Army of Douche-ness
# posted by : 1:44 PM
: 1:44 PM
@ Crucial
Can I have sloppy seconds?
@ Anon 1:30
that sucked plinky?
Did you mean: that sucked plinky?
Or, that sucked plinky?
Or, that sucked plinky?
What a bunch of bunk. I want my money back DB1, I want a real anon stalker.
Can I have sloppy seconds?
@ Anon 1:30
that sucked plinky?
Did you mean: that sucked plinky?
Or, that sucked plinky?
Or, that sucked plinky?
What a bunch of bunk. I want my money back DB1, I want a real anon stalker.
@AoD:
Only if you promise not to tell anyone that Mrs. Head likes to occasionally yell, "stop hurting me you Mad Stork! at the top of her lungs."
She's just a bit of a Tourette sometimes.
Only if you promise not to tell anyone that Mrs. Head likes to occasionally yell, "stop hurting me you Mad Stork! at the top of her lungs."
She's just a bit of a Tourette sometimes.
@ Crucial, your sexual pecadillos are your business.
If Crucial says oh Poppy I'll burst out of the room with black beans and rice in a made from tortilla chip bowl and after safely resting them on your abdominal sectional i'll sing and dance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L28LfMoMJRk
If Crucial says oh Poppy I'll burst out of the room with black beans and rice in a made from tortilla chip bowl and after safely resting them on your abdominal sectional i'll sing and dance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L28LfMoMJRk
# posted by : 2:00 PM
: 2:00 PM
Dear Cinci Craigslister:
That is the funniest thing to come out of cincinnati since Art Carlson and Herb Tarlek thought turkeys could fly.
Thank you.
That is the funniest thing to come out of cincinnati since Art Carlson and Herb Tarlek thought turkeys could fly.
Thank you.
the Germans need autotune, or something, because that was some seriously horrible singing.
I like chubbyhotts, but not the chubbyhott in the art pic. Something just seems, off, about her.
I like chubbyhotts, but not the chubbyhott in the art pic. Something just seems, off, about her.
the Deutschebag in that pic is Bastian Schweinsteiger of Bayern Munich and the German National Team. Hell of a Right foot, but not very consistent. therefore, he's a douche. his wife is a serious HOTT though.
# posted by : 2:26 PM
: 2:26 PM
Jeeeze.... I hate fake boobs. Those things probably bounce like a tennis ball.
# posted by : 2:29 PM
: 2:29 PM
Happy Anniversary Crucial Head & Mrs. Head. here's to many, many more.
i'll be under the bed while you two are humping tonight. and Mrs. Pfah will be running the camera.
i'll be under the bed while you two are humping tonight. and Mrs. Pfah will be running the camera.
@plinky
Maybe someone should be thankful they have an anon stalker. Some of us aren't even special enough to earn one.
Crucial, I'm never going to forgive you for not telling me you have a wife. I may have to send her those pictures from Chucky Cheese before we got kicked out of the ball pit.
I'll be playing beer pong for the better part of the night now, so may your night be laden with hotts and filled with mockable douches.
Maybe someone should be thankful they have an anon stalker. Some of us aren't even special enough to earn one.
Crucial, I'm never going to forgive you for not telling me you have a wife. I may have to send her those pictures from Chucky Cheese before we got kicked out of the ball pit.
I'll be playing beer pong for the better part of the night now, so may your night be laden with hotts and filled with mockable douches.
@douchelexic LOL
i've only been to that shithole city once, and i got my tires slashed. true story.
happy weekend fuckheads
i've only been to that shithole city once, and i got my tires slashed. true story.
happy weekend fuckheads
Alright you smelly drunken fuckwads. i'm just kidding. you're not alright.
anyways, I am off to a weekend of drinking and drowning my sorrow at the demise of 97.1 FM talk and the fact that the radio gods have now fucked the only two stations i listen to.
Anyways, I hope all of your weekends are filled with booze and buttfucking. Especially you Croosh. Tell Mrs. Head that I'll see her next weekend.
anyways, I am off to a weekend of drinking and drowning my sorrow at the demise of 97.1 FM talk and the fact that the radio gods have now fucked the only two stations i listen to.
Anyways, I hope all of your weekends are filled with booze and buttfucking. Especially you Croosh. Tell Mrs. Head that I'll see her next weekend.
@Crucial
Congrats and make sure that you set that place on FIYAH!
Pfah will be waiting with a camera and a fire extinguisher if you need him
Congrats and make sure that you set that place on FIYAH!
Pfah will be waiting with a camera and a fire extinguisher if you need him
This whole time zone thing really blows you know. Everyone is getting off work already and I'm sitting here staring at what looks to be a tranny in the pink bikini.
"Tranny wore annnnnnn
Itsy Bitsy,
Tiny Winey,
Purple polkadot bikini"
I could never tell if that song was referring to the color of the dots or the suit itself. I'm going with dots.
Holy shit, das douchen. Someone find some sunshine for them, maybe it will make them burst into flame like a vampire.
Back yard emo bag looks like Johny Depp with a pot belly. That's depressing. Even more depressing than what looks to be someone pushing 30 and still into the emo scene. Someone take him out back and shoot him.
I think Vegas could afford someone to walk around and whap douchebags that hop into others' pictures. I would tip them well.
Here's to drunken Friday nights playing pool.
"Tranny wore annnnnnn
Itsy Bitsy,
Tiny Winey,
Purple polkadot bikini"
I could never tell if that song was referring to the color of the dots or the suit itself. I'm going with dots.
Holy shit, das douchen. Someone find some sunshine for them, maybe it will make them burst into flame like a vampire.
Back yard emo bag looks like Johny Depp with a pot belly. That's depressing. Even more depressing than what looks to be someone pushing 30 and still into the emo scene. Someone take him out back and shoot him.
I think Vegas could afford someone to walk around and whap douchebags that hop into others' pictures. I would tip them well.
Here's to drunken Friday nights playing pool.
Hey...serious question tho...
the chubbyhot in the art pic..how can you tell if she's a tranny coz...i find her rather attractive... :S *Confusion + Hard-on*
the chubbyhot in the art pic..how can you tell if she's a tranny coz...i find her rather attractive... :S *Confusion + Hard-on*
# posted by : 3:48 PM
: 3:48 PM
As you may or may not know, today was the last broadcast of the Adam Carolla Show. It is now up to HCwDB to fill the void that is left by the departure of Adam, T, and Bald Bryan.
I think Crucial, Ashfish, and Bringdown are up to the task.
Also, someone really needs to rub those implants for pink bikini. They look harder than Mark Foley's erection at a little league game.
Douchetros Douchetros Ghali
I think Crucial, Ashfish, and Bringdown are up to the task.
Also, someone really needs to rub those implants for pink bikini. They look harder than Mark Foley's erection at a little league game.
Douchetros Douchetros Ghali
# posted by : 4:20 PM
: 4:20 PM
@ Douchetros
Thats why i am drinking my sorrows away. The rest of the guys who followed Adam here in LA are gone. It makes my sadness. I actually was introduced to the site when DB1 was on the Tim Conway Jr. show last year.
Thats why i am drinking my sorrows away. The rest of the guys who followed Adam here in LA are gone. It makes my sadness. I actually was introduced to the site when DB1 was on the Tim Conway Jr. show last year.
What.
The.
FUCK.
Is this a goddamned Cali redneck wedding? Are they actually drinking champagne out of plastic water cups? I need an SOS pad, I'm going to scour those tattoos off of these two. Is he wearing a purse? Its not bad enough that he's an emo wanker, HE HAS TO SPORT A SHITTY FAUX HARLEY-DAVIDSON BAG TOO. And the hair, for the love of the boobie suckle thigh look at that horrid example. You know what those spikes make me want to do? Set them all on fire. It'll be like a pufferfish birthday candle. Only I wouldn't blow him even if he we're the immaculate son of Samurai Scrote.
She...I dunno man. I'm getting slight tranny feelings on this one too. It might just be the smile, her slightly square jaw, and the fact that I can't see her boobs. She's got some crazy muscle tone going on too. You should have just swapped it out for one of the pictures of Peyton. The magician is douchey enough. Then again, she just may be a bit on the manly side. I need second opinions. It's too late in the day and I have been looking around my "womenz" directory for a little too long to make accurate representations of the hotts on here.
The.
FUCK.
Is this a goddamned Cali redneck wedding? Are they actually drinking champagne out of plastic water cups? I need an SOS pad, I'm going to scour those tattoos off of these two. Is he wearing a purse? Its not bad enough that he's an emo wanker, HE HAS TO SPORT A SHITTY FAUX HARLEY-DAVIDSON BAG TOO. And the hair, for the love of the boobie suckle thigh look at that horrid example. You know what those spikes make me want to do? Set them all on fire. It'll be like a pufferfish birthday candle. Only I wouldn't blow him even if he we're the immaculate son of Samurai Scrote.
She...I dunno man. I'm getting slight tranny feelings on this one too. It might just be the smile, her slightly square jaw, and the fact that I can't see her boobs. She's got some crazy muscle tone going on too. You should have just swapped it out for one of the pictures of Peyton. The magician is douchey enough. Then again, she just may be a bit on the manly side. I need second opinions. It's too late in the day and I have been looking around my "womenz" directory for a little too long to make accurate representations of the hotts on here.
@Assfish
look closey and tell me if you can see the adams apple...
I magnified it thanks to your observation and I think you could be right.
look closey and tell me if you can see the adams apple...
I magnified it thanks to your observation and I think you could be right.
HEY, you switched photos, DB1, just as I was gonna say...
Well, you lose, I'm keeping the clever to myself.
Well, you lose, I'm keeping the clever to myself.
# posted by : 4:55 PM
: 4:55 PM
[Chorus:]
That, that douche looks like a lady
That, that douche looks like a lady
That, that douche looks like a lady
That, that douche looks like a lady
Cruise into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She's a long lost love at first bite
Baby maybe you're wrong but you know it's all right
That's right
That, that
That, that
Backstage we're havin' the time
of our live until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun and tried to blow me away!
[Chorus]
Never judge a book by it's cover
or who you gonna love by your lover
Sayin' love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a Venus, Lord imagine my surprise.
[Chorus]
So baby let me follow you down (let me take a peek dear)
Baby let me follow you down (do me, do me, do me all night)
Baby let me follow you down (turn the other cheek dear)
Baby let me follow you down (do me, do me, do me, do me)
Oo, what a funky lady
Oo, she like it, like it, like it, like that.
Oo he was a lady!
[Chorus]
[Chorus]
Douche, douche, douche, douche looks like a lady
Douche, douche, douche, douche looks like a lady
Douche, douche, douche, douche looks like a lady
Douche, douche, douche, douche looks like a lady
That, that douche looks like a lady
That, that douche looks like a lady
That, that douche looks like a lady
That, that douche looks like a lady
Cruise into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She's a long lost love at first bite
Baby maybe you're wrong but you know it's all right
That's right
That, that
That, that
Backstage we're havin' the time
of our live until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun and tried to blow me away!
[Chorus]
Never judge a book by it's cover
or who you gonna love by your lover
Sayin' love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a Venus, Lord imagine my surprise.
[Chorus]
So baby let me follow you down (let me take a peek dear)
Baby let me follow you down (do me, do me, do me all night)
Baby let me follow you down (turn the other cheek dear)
Baby let me follow you down (do me, do me, do me, do me)
Oo, what a funky lady
Oo, she like it, like it, like it, like that.
Oo he was a lady!
[Chorus]
[Chorus]
Douche, douche, douche, douche looks like a lady
Douche, douche, douche, douche looks like a lady
Douche, douche, douche, douche looks like a lady
Douche, douche, douche, douche looks like a lady
At about 21 seconds into that German youtube video I shook my head and said, "No." But I didn't stop it. After a couple more seconds I felt this combination of deep embarrassment for these guys and an urge to break something. So I stopped it.
# posted by : 5:07 PM
: 5:07 PM
Congratulations, Mr. & Mrs. Head!
If I'd known and had more than très pesos, I would've sent you a bottle of that Nouvelle-Orléans Absinthe from Jade Liquors.
-Oh, well. I hope you like the 99c menu at McD or Taco Bell, instead. One bean burrito coming up! :P
If I'd known and had more than très pesos, I would've sent you a bottle of that Nouvelle-Orléans Absinthe from Jade Liquors.
-Oh, well. I hope you like the 99c menu at McD or Taco Bell, instead. One bean burrito coming up! :P
# posted by : 6:14 PM
: 6:14 PM
@wonky
Oh my that looks super. I'm so happy we can get Absinthe in the US again. Unfortunately an exboyfriend of mine held onto the bottle we brought back from Europe with us. Douchenozzle.
I feel the need to continue on with my NSFW Friday here from the Preppiebag thread since we seem to be getting a rash of questionable trannies, I give you a hottie, being naughty, over glass, with a smokin ass.
Oh my that looks super. I'm so happy we can get Absinthe in the US again. Unfortunately an exboyfriend of mine held onto the bottle we brought back from Europe with us. Douchenozzle.
I feel the need to continue on with my NSFW Friday here from the Preppiebag thread since we seem to be getting a rash of questionable trannies, I give you a hottie, being naughty, over glass, with a smokin ass.
@ash 6:23
Id seriously consider letting the hott in your link take a dump on my chest
seriously
no no seriously
Id seriously consider letting the hott in your link take a dump on my chest
seriously
no no seriously
Now we're talking... I'm digging the tight tummy on this hott.
3rd time is a charm.
Somebody punch the douche in the face while I longcock the hott in the bathroom stall.
3rd time is a charm.
Somebody punch the douche in the face while I longcock the hott in the bathroom stall.
@ Mr. Belvadouche
I need to put some time in that thread. Maybe later tonight ... or maybe I'll touch it up tomorrow.
Samurai Scrote survived the Feb. 20, 2003 Great White concert - he's made of fire.
Are we all sure that 'chick' in the first pic was a dude?!? Fuck man. I AM getting old.
I need to put some time in that thread. Maybe later tonight ... or maybe I'll touch it up tomorrow.
Samurai Scrote survived the Feb. 20, 2003 Great White concert - he's made of fire.
Are we all sure that 'chick' in the first pic was a dude?!? Fuck man. I AM getting old.
@plinky
I almost made a comment about wanting to club her tits with my cock. I mean really beat the shit out of em
does that make me gay?
I almost made a comment about wanting to club her tits with my cock. I mean really beat the shit out of em
does that make me gay?
@ Plinky
Chick #1 (aka The Tapeunder) was scary.
Chick #2 was a chick... but she worshiped at the Temple of Spears.
This hott looks like she likes to gizzle mansauce.
Lets light the douche's hat on fire while he is still wearing it. He deserves it.
Chick #1 (aka The Tapeunder) was scary.
Chick #2 was a chick... but she worshiped at the Temple of Spears.
This hott looks like she likes to gizzle mansauce.
Lets light the douche's hat on fire while he is still wearing it. He deserves it.
@ash 6:23
Normally I don't imagine girl posting super hot pictures of other firsl...
YOU ROCK! made my .. night
Normally I don't imagine girl posting super hot pictures of other firsl...
YOU ROCK! made my .. night
@ Gaping
I am trying to start a bromance with him but he refuses to come to FL for the first dance.
After we party... I'll take him on the Natalie Holloway weekend cruise.
I am trying to start a bromance with him but he refuses to come to FL for the first dance.
After we party... I'll take him on the Natalie Holloway weekend cruise.
@ed hardouchey 5:07
duuude, you don't know how much I laughed at that that shit. I just sang your song to my roomate. his expression was priceless, and he also told me to stop.
good work man
duuude, you don't know how much I laughed at that that shit. I just sang your song to my roomate. his expression was priceless, and he also told me to stop.
good work man
Damn! -That one with the zebra had on is one fine damn tranny!
Note to Self: Must book trip to SE Asia this spring.
Note to Self: Must book trip to SE Asia this spring.
# posted by : 8:23 PM
: 8:23 PM
@Ash: Thank you, What a nice present!
I must share a bit of my 1/2 bottle with you sometime in a scenic couchdumpster on the Lower East Side when you're in NYC.
++ no lighting the damn sugar on fire like those dirty Czechs, though; my homeless neighbors are uncommonly combustible.
--
(+note: "Lucid" is the new brand now sold in US liquor stores as of ?June '08?. No Thujone, but it's made by World Champion Ted Breaux of Jade Liquors, so I'm sure it's as good as you can get, short of N.O. or Edouard 72. It runs about $70. The only non-Jade one (ie: cheaper) I've heard any good is Verte Fougerolles.)
Na Zdorovye!
I must share a bit of my 1/2 bottle with you sometime in a scenic couchdumpster on the Lower East Side when you're in NYC.
++ no lighting the damn sugar on fire like those dirty Czechs, though; my homeless neighbors are uncommonly combustible.
--
(+note: "Lucid" is the new brand now sold in US liquor stores as of ?June '08?. No Thujone, but it's made by World Champion Ted Breaux of Jade Liquors, so I'm sure it's as good as you can get, short of N.O. or Edouard 72. It runs about $70. The only non-Jade one (ie: cheaper) I've heard any good is Verte Fougerolles.)
Na Zdorovye!
# posted by : 8:35 PM
: 8:35 PM
I know this is off topic but I just had some Chinese food from a restaurant named "Fung's" in my neighborhood. I got the Orange Chicken. After my meal, I proceeded to unleash a poo of epic paintball proportions.
true story.
true story.
ALL RIGHT YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARDS, I don't have many buttons to push, but I REALLY object to the way the term "tranny" gets slung around here. It's demeaning and hurtful, and draws up images of old, greasy, obsolete iron. The preferred term, reflecting a modern perspective on both sexuality and technology, is Continuously Variable Gendered.
Fucking hicks.
Fucking hicks.
Third times the charm, eh DB1? Or so you hope. I think DB1'll be scrutinizing the packages on these hotts like he's expecting to get rolled and assfucked after buying her $75 worth of water.
Back for my week ending high colonic of douche and rum and I'm all out of rum. Kids sobriety fucking sucks! Day 2 and already my mouth feels like I smoked a pound of weed and went wandering through the Mexican desert in search of my place for me and my 15 cousins to cross. Now if only Pablo Escobar hadn't shoved a half a brick of coke up my keister maybe the journey to the Jooessa would take so friggin long. 3 weeks without taking a dump can make anyone a little bitchy. Know what I mean mules?
@ Wonky
No Thujone - go home! That green devil bastard just isn't worth it without the wormwood. Sorta like mescal without the worm.
Via con dios
And they prefer to be called gender non-specific but only after a good reach around with a hand full of peanut butter. Or so I've read.
@ Wonky
No Thujone - go home! That green devil bastard just isn't worth it without the wormwood. Sorta like mescal without the worm.
Via con dios
And they prefer to be called gender non-specific but only after a good reach around with a hand full of peanut butter. Or so I've read.
Actually after checking out Pak Te Fuj here, not only might that be a CVG, but he may already know it, and be just damn fine with it. Not many hetero guys are sporting the Blue Twink pelt vest nowadays.
And methinks pink straps and hair are provided for easy hand grip while riding.
And methinks pink straps and hair are provided for easy hand grip while riding.
Loved the emobag/sorority mashup! (What will they think of next?)
Seriously... I found real joy in it. Like I haven't in anything in my own life in the past 24 months. Not that anything's bad, really... it's just... um...
Emobag!
Seriously... I found real joy in it. Like I haven't in anything in my own life in the past 24 months. Not that anything's bad, really... it's just... um...
Emobag!
# posted by : 11:33 PM
: 11:33 PM
It's a Tranny for sure. no hips, Strong abs, big hands, Tranny.
But hey, nice from the chest up.
Just concentrate on the upper part as s/he's doing you.
But hey, nice from the chest up.
Just concentrate on the upper part as s/he's doing you.
“See, the Khmer Rouge yielded some tight ghosts…” thought Augustus Pot, as he pondered father Pol’s hypothetical ‘killing fields’ farming-technique.
# posted by : 11:48 PM
: 11:48 PM
Hottest Tranny since http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/12/most-likely-to-be-part-of-guggenheims.html
unless that's a really good tape job, probably not a tranny if that moose knuckle is any indication...
The tranny version of this site:
Hot Dicks with Douchebags.com
Oh yeah.Getting out the lap lube right now.
Hot Dicks with Douchebags.com
Oh yeah.Getting out the lap lube right now.
I've been spending too much time on this site because this guy actually looks reasonable. Pink Abs wants to leave me with many red bumps and a scarred psyche and that's fine, just fine.
Gok Wan - Fashionista! needs to follow his own advice on his days off. I see Britney's back on form though...
VULVARINE
VULVARINE
# posted by : 8:59 AM
: 8:59 AM
@ Croosh
Happy anniversary! Pfah, thanks for the videos, they were great. Next time can you try to get Mrs. Pfah up there in the action? Me, Mr. White LG and Ash would appreciate that.
Happy anniversary! Pfah, thanks for the videos, they were great. Next time can you try to get Mrs. Pfah up there in the action? Me, Mr. White LG and Ash would appreciate that.
the german with the bleach-blonde fauzhawk in Hot Chickx with Deutschbags is actually Bastion Schwiensteiger (spelling?), a pro soccer player in europe/germany. don't know how that affects his douche status?
# posted by : 2:13 PM
: 2:13 PM
I miss a tranny but get a peep of camel toe. Good deal.
Chicks with sticks scare me...especially when they're more endowed than I.
Chicks with sticks scare me...especially when they're more endowed than I.
# posted by : 3:29 PM
: 3:29 PM
Instead, here's a nerdy Asian dude with a hot blonde.
That hat is atrocious. But is blondie a camelbleeth? Look closely, you'll see what I mean.
That hat is atrocious. But is blondie a camelbleeth? Look closely, you'll see what I mean.
In the Rock, Flower, Sunrise pic... I think there is a Bra! sighting. Can you spot the legend?
# posted by : 4:44 PM
: 4:44 PM
@jirafaDouche -
If you're referring to the lower left of the pic, Bra!! has star tatts on the inside of his arms. The tatt you're seeing is an outie.
If you're referring to the lower left of the pic, Bra!! has star tatts on the inside of his arms. The tatt you're seeing is an outie.
43 seconds.
That's as far as I made it into the video. Which is precisely 3 seconds after he started singing. Or rapping. Or whatever the fuck you call that. I have decided, and mayhaps I'm being uppity, that German does not lend itself well to R&B and Hip-hop. Not that I'm an expert, I think it's all absolute scheisse anyway.
That being said, it still does not offend my sensibilities as much as something I was unwillingly exposed to repeatedly as a result of heritage and neighborhood.
I am speaking, of course, about Polish Gangsta Rap.
Eminemsky?
That's as far as I made it into the video. Which is precisely 3 seconds after he started singing. Or rapping. Or whatever the fuck you call that. I have decided, and mayhaps I'm being uppity, that German does not lend itself well to R&B and Hip-hop. Not that I'm an expert, I think it's all absolute scheisse anyway.
That being said, it still does not offend my sensibilities as much as something I was unwillingly exposed to repeatedly as a result of heritage and neighborhood.
I am speaking, of course, about Polish Gangsta Rap.
Eminemsky?
that reminds me, so why DID DB1 take down the original appearance of roidbag? (as seen here - the pic is still deleted as of this posting)
i know that DB1 sometimes takes down pictures without informing the public of what motivated the decision (i can easily imagine DB1 accommodating people who want their takedown requests to remain private). but if the pic remains down, newcomers aren't gonna know which pic we're referring to.
(if this had been discussed in the ONE HUNDRED posts prior to this one that i haven't read, i'm happy to be repeating the obvious!)
i know that DB1 sometimes takes down pictures without informing the public of what motivated the decision (i can easily imagine DB1 accommodating people who want their takedown requests to remain private). but if the pic remains down, newcomers aren't gonna know which pic we're referring to.
(if this had been discussed in the ONE HUNDRED posts prior to this one that i haven't read, i'm happy to be repeating the obvious!)
So you're gettin' rid of trannies and substituting them with narrow-hipped pinko commies.
Way to go, DB1, way to go.
Way to go, DB1, way to go.
# posted by : 8:00 PM
: 8:00 PM
I give this guy credit. I think you can put anyone next to a hot girl and there a deutchebag. Make a list of people who are not deutchebags with hot girls...
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