Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku

HIS EYES FUCEN DROOOP!
BEWCAUWSE I JUST DRAINED HIS BLODO@Q
TARMAL TIME FOR HOITTS!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:05 AM

IW ILL USE HIS SCARF~
TO HANG HIM FOMRO SHOWER ROD!
THEN TOUCH SPASRKLY BOOBS!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:06 AM

Paco uses blonds
to support his wobbly self.
too much tequila.

# posted by

the pfahmily : 7:06 AM

SOEM TURD ON HIS CHIN!
GIE SME A TARGET TO AIM
FLYTHEETH FIST OF RAGWE!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:07 AM

I OCNE KNEW A GUY
IN FUCEN COUNTY LIE< HIM!
HE BLEW CELL BLOKC D!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:09 AM

it seems that Achmed
decided to declare a Jihad
on his poor liver.

# posted by

the pfahmily : 7:10 AM

SNOTRED LOTS OF GLUE!
NOW TOTO BRAIN DDEAD FOR THE HOTTS!
I"LL TAKE HTEM ISNTEAD!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:11 AM

Droopy Eye McScrote
is preparing himself for
DB1 face punch

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:11 AM

PFAH< I WOULD GO
JIHAND ON LEFFT HOOTS SPROTS BRA!
LOTS OF TARMAL THERE!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:12 AM

mexicans to the left
mexicans to the right
poor blonde

# posted by

BostonDoucheBag : 7:13 AM

LEFT HOTTS RED EYS SAY:
"TARMAL ME FLYTEHETH UNTIL
THERE"S NOT TARMAL L>EFT!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:13 AM

He has two beauties
Yet Sheik Omar pube-y chin
Is too drunk to care

# posted by

Gaijindouche : 7:14 AM

Thy sin's not accidental, you hopeless drunk. Your industrial-strength douchery declares jihad on Amy and Kate's twin towers.

# posted by

Johri : 7:14 AM

Bagatov the drunk
will not release busty hotts.
Unless they take photo.

# posted by

teh abominable snowdouche : 7:15 AM

Lefthand Bleeth skinned a
disco ball to make her top
I don't disapprove

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:15 AM

Pablo was confused:
Why couldn't he get his cig
Back into his mouth?

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:16 AM

Great and Loving God
Why do you allow douchebags
to haunt hoochie hotts?

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:16 AM

The Hispanic ‘Bag
He’s Federale by day
Token douche by night.

(que Crucial Head jokes)

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:16 AM

Agave sets in
Distorts his reality
Which is: lung cancer.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:17 AM

Honey, who the hell
Is this douchebag drooling jizz
What the? YOU'RE ENGAGED?!?

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:18 AM

This is what happens
When men drink the roofied cup
He’ll wake with sore ass.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:18 AM

girl in the background
has enough meat on those thighs
to feed a village.

# posted by

the pfahmily : 7:18 AM

yes it's the last dance
14 beers means there's no chance
for romance tonight

# posted by

Dimples : 7:19 AM

Mescaline hits hard
He tries to protect blonde hotts
From giant lizards

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:19 AM

Claire, if we can get
Onto Hot Chicks With Douchebags
Its worth the scrote smell

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:20 AM

chica en el fondo
tiene la suficiente carne en los muslos
para alimentar a un pueblo.

# posted by

the pfahmily : 7:20 AM

These hotts seem happy
For being kidnapped victims
Fear will set in soon.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:20 AM

PFH, YOUD GNAW HON
BACTGOURND GIRLS THICK MEATY LEGS
JSUT ADMIT IT MAN!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:20 AM

In civility you seem so empty, when you down 2 shots of Jack, from the douchery there's no going back.

# posted by

Johri : 7:21 AM

I've been up all night
Dreaming I could get some hotss.
Today I am douche

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:22 AM

SOON DOCUHE WIL PUKE ON
TASTY WHIT SHOULDERS, KIND OF
RUINS THE ROMANCEW!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:22 AM

100 dollars
says he smells like paprika
and camel feces.

# posted by

the pfahmily : 7:22 AM

What's that rancid smell
Honey do you know this tool?
Get Security

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:23 AM

Javier 'Bagdem,
Faking it is like acting.
Hottis win Oscar!

# posted by

CrackedActor : 7:23 AM

Kimmy's heart necklace
Says she still believes in love
Douche says otherwise

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:24 AM

Javier 'Bagdem,
Faking it is like acting.
Hottis win Oscar!

# posted by

CrackedActor : 7:24 AM

Javier 'Bagdem,
Faking it is like acting.
Hottis win Oscar!

# posted by

CrackedActor : 7:24 AM

DOCUHE RUINS THEREEWAY
GET HIMO UT AND INSERT ME!
I B RING THE TARMAL!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:25 AM

Rosarito Beach
Hotts dig local club owner
Victims of drug trade.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:25 AM

No Mom, he's not mine
But I'm bleething faster now
Greico Strikes Again!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:26 AM

RIGHT WHOASR KNOWS HER FRIEND
IS HOTTERS, SO IB ET SHE
IS MCUH SLUTTIER!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:26 AM

He got up the nerve
With eye bleary and dick limp
to mash on strangers

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:27 AM

there will be no peace
with the VFW
Chilean terror

# posted by

Dimples : 7:27 AM

Street corner Don Juan
Woos the ladies with table
Cloth scarf, hacking cough.

# posted by

Captain Bringdown : 7:28 AM

BEATING DRUNKNE DOUCHE
WOULD BE NOT FUCEN FUN, HE
WOULDN"T FEEL THE PIAN!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:28 AM

He used his best line
"I'm douchebag enough for two"
Hotts are unimpressed

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:29 AM

Kim's secret fetish:
She likes being an ashtray
Drunk douche wins her heart

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:30 AM

Flyteeh reels them off
All lined up Five-Seven-Five
TARMAL TO THE MAX!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:30 AM

Seňor Frog is found!
Hotts claim fame with this picture
But now they're missing.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:31 AM

LOOK AT LEFET BLONDE
SHE PINCHE HER OWN NIPLE!
FLYETEHT WILL HELP HER!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:31 AM

You two do this now!
Squeezey blondie panini.
leave empty handed.

# posted by

Arch Douche of Bagbury : 7:32 AM

THANKS DBAD!@
YOUV"E GOT SOME TAMRLA TEHRE TOO!
KEEP &UP THE GOOD WORK!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:32 AM

Oh, Mom, that's so gross!
Now you're cleavage smells like Axe
Makes me want to hurl

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:32 AM

Baggox has switched from
Che Guevara persona
to Arafat douche

# posted by

Dimples : 7:33 AM

BLODNEIS WANT SANDWHICH?
FLYETEETH WIL BE THE CORNED BEEFT
IN TASTY REUBEN@!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:34 AM

I think no one knows
But the cockroach on my chin
Tells the world I'm poo

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:34 AM

Jose can boast of
The world's longest forearm
Likes fisting pythons.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:34 AM

"Girls, I'm Frank Zappa!"
But his line doesn't work here.
Bleeths too young, stupid.

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:36 AM

sweet oblivion
on the edge of tomorrow
just walked through the door

# posted by

Dimples : 7:36 AM

Right side sorta-hott does a
backside boobie touch.
Makes my pants very happy

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:36 AM

Front page for Flyteeth?
DB1 - Please make it so
Then we'll drink in peace.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:36 AM

Two blonde hotts can't hide
Droopy Eyes and Douche Chin Pubes
Neckdanna seals deal

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:36 AM

My scarf makes me look cool, please stop calling me a drunk tool.

# posted by

Johri : 7:36 AM

Sweet Zachariah.
Plastered 'bag tackles two hotts.
DUI later.

Jenny and Bertha.
Break free, before it's too late.
Douche virus waits not.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:36 AM

Kim Bauer on left?
That poor girl, first he cougar
Now terrorist douche.

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:37 AM

When he sees this pic
"Don't make me call my lawyer"
Too late! You're a Douche!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:37 AM

Knock-kneed thunderthighs
Hangs with Persian douche in back
Who will rape her first?

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:37 AM

Blonds downed the bottle
The tequilla takes it's toll
They're left with the worm

# posted by

Archidoucheis : 7:37 AM

THANSK MAN CURCIAL
I"MT RYIGN HARD TODYA TO
BRING ALL THE TAMRLA!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:37 AM

ten seconds before
like tree hitting forest floor
does douche make a sound?

# posted by

Dimples : 7:38 AM

THIS IS THE MOEMENT!
WHEN GIRLS SPRINGBREAK TO CANCUN
STARETED TO GO BAD!~

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:38 AM

On this friday morn
A brand new rule for this site
Towel Bling Is Lame

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:39 AM

Cigarette - thin and phallic
Gets scarf-boy hot.
Bleeths laugh at his oral needs

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:39 AM

Hotts are like mescal
Douchebag is like tequila
The choice is simple.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:40 AM

Johri, haiku must
be counted in syllables
it's five, seven, five

# posted by

Dimples : 7:41 AM

THATS" THE FACE YOU MAKE
WHEN YOU JUST JIZXZED IN YORU PANTS
GIRLS FEL THE DAMPNESS!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:41 AM

Insurgent Basheers
Jihad blinded by blondies
plan on backburner

# posted by

Arch Douche of Bagbury : 7:41 AM

Bleeths of straw succumb
To stale cigs, hypnotized by
Zombie Romeo

# posted by

Captain Bringdown : 7:41 AM

FLYTEETH MATH FO RYOU!
BLONDE PLSU BLODNE EQUALS TARMAL!
PELASED SUBTRACT THE DOUCHE!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:42 AM

blondie on the right
is a man; not so much the
blondie on the left

# posted by

Unknown : 7:42 AM

Drunken douchebag smirks, paws hotts
They know smell of poo
Bleethed-out 'bagettes dig his stench

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:43 AM

the martyred douchebag
gets seventy-five virgins
two bleeths left behind

# posted by

Dimples : 7:43 AM

BLODNE ON LEFT SMIELS!
BUT HER EYES SYA "COME FLYETEETH
AND SAVE MY TARMAL!"

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:44 AM

Maybe if I'm drunk
I'll score a three way tonight
Yea I know I'm wrong

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:44 AM

Girls like right hand hott
Make me think its OK if
I spent time in jail

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:44 AM

IF YOU HUG TWO HOTS
AT LESAT TRY TO BE AEWAKE
YOU FUCDEN MEATPOLE!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:46 AM

Fucking haiku form!
I've been making them backwards!
seven - five - seven

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:46 AM

whiskeydick doucheface
ran out of cocaine, sleepy
needs trannies to stand

# posted by

Unknown : 7:46 AM

I would do the mom
The choad is invisible
Daughter is hott too

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:47 AM

mostly terrorists
strap dynamite to their chests
this pud grabbed two duds

# posted by

Dimples : 7:47 AM

Left leg said to right
Whose the cunt in between us
blond's giggle and sigh

# posted by

Archidoucheis : 7:47 AM

METAL STIPR IN BACK
ARE TEHEY IN A SHIPPING BOX?
THIS WIL END BADLY!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:47 AM

lazy-eyed psycho.
clings tightly to young, blonde sluts.
glory days have passed.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:48 AM

two black eyes on scrote
this is what boston db
deserves from the group

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:48 AM

HOTSS ARE ALL SMIRKY
BECAUE THEY PICKED GUSY POCKET!
NOW PARTY IWHT ME!@

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:48 AM

there are other forms
if you ask the Japanese
should include nature

# posted by

Dimples : 7:49 AM

When douche passes-out
Bleeths remove him to alley
Then take his wallet

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:49 AM

"I'm a total stud"
cries a tool with oily stink
"Mom, can we GO now?"

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:49 AM

When I type too fast
I will spell my own name wrong.
Should sign up for name!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:50 AM

eclipsing round moons
light shadows through blue treetops
scurrying on ground

# posted by

Dimples : 7:50 AM

More typos than bile
Losing anger for this tool
That is all I got

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:51 AM

Irony is thick;
Girls, mugged by sleazy douche, feel
They need a shower.

# posted by

Captain Bringdown : 7:51 AM

Douche weaves in the wind
Bleeths stand erect like trees
They're all that's erect

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:52 AM

GV flows in him
Infecting bleeths with fluids
Oozing from his pores.

# posted by

Ed Hardouchey : 7:53 AM

Mescal takes over,
Walking dead douche aims too high,
Club chicks aim too low.

# posted by

Captain Bringdown : 7:54 AM

come home with Basheer
me makey falalfal meal
blondes make out...i cry

# posted by

Arch Douche of Bagbury : 7:56 AM

Get out while you can
Blonds come hide out in my bed
I'll serve you cupcakes

# posted by

Archidoucheis : 7:56 AM

Ed enters the ring
with a strong Friday Haiku.
deserves a cold beer.

# posted by

the pfahmily : 7:56 AM

one boston douchebag
endless amounts of gayness
you are one dumb fag

-learn what a haiku is you fucking dumb pile of shit faggot that is always starting fight with regs you loser

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:56 AM

Mom's sparkling breasts shine
Douche too drunk to notice that
Daughter fondles mom

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:57 AM

Jupiter's four moons
orbit erratically
a tenuous force

# posted by

Dimples : 7:57 AM

Douchebag remake of
Reanimator, not what
Lovecraft had in mind.

# posted by

Captain Bringdown : 7:59 AM

@Dimples
Damn, I'm still learning. Anyway thanks.

# posted by

Johri : 7:59 AM

@ pfah

Indeed my brother.
A cold beer chills the anger
Right out of my bones.

Have a good weekend.

# posted by

Ed Hardouchey : 8:00 AM

This dreary choad is
Like flatulence come to life
Our eyes are burning

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 8:00 AM

Douche smirks drunkenly
Supported by hott sandwich
They all taste like poo

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:00 AM

i'm late to party
not much in haiku mood though
good friend got laid off

on a sidenote, i know this flyteeth is not the original from way back when but he is fucking cracking me up today

# posted by

bcs : 8:00 AM

@Ed...

8 cups off coffee,
are not enough to remove
this hangover from hell.

# posted by

the pfahmily : 8:02 AM

The greasy hombre
Says "hand over your women"
I feel so much rage

# posted by

Archidoucheis : 8:03 AM

inebriated
douche discovered strangled with
his own scarf by hotts

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:03 AM

@bcs...

sorry to hear that
bad news about your good friend.
i wish him the best.

# posted by

the pfahmily : 8:03 AM

inebriated
douche discovered strangled with
his own scarf by hotts

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:03 AM

Hartoonian sez,
"Airmedican geerlzs find me
Irresistible"

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 8:04 AM

i can't even type
properly. head is throbbing.
i just farted beer.

# posted by

the pfahmily : 8:04 AM

I'm sorry for the
double Friday haiku post
no fucking clue why

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:05 AM

I miss BCS
Your comedy is sorely
Needed around here

And I feel for you
People are loosing their jobs
Like flies - no Tarmal!

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:06 AM

Eleventh hour
Plinky's high school reunion
Fez cockblocks again

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 8:06 AM

BCS! FLYTEETH
FLEYTEETH TRANSCENDS ONE HUMAN!
COME AND FEEL TAMRAL!

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:06 AM

butt oh what a night
plans ladyboy on the right
she's into pegging

# posted by

Dimples : 8:06 AM

He has a soul patch
So that he can lick it and
Pretend it is balls.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:07 AM

Sorry, bcs
Lost my direct report last
month, not fun for all.

# posted by

Justin C. : 8:07 AM

Henrik's pitstained shirt
Hidden by blondie sandwich
Smells like mouth of hell

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 8:09 AM

Knock-kneed background Fatt
Should not be wearing that skirt.
She needs ass burkha.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:09 AM

So this is rehab
I see now why Phelps inhaled
To recover, boobs

# posted by

Jean Claude Van Douche : 8:10 AM

@boatbutter...

girl here in office
thinks that you are quite handsome.
she's pretty hott too.

# posted by

the pfahmily : 8:10 AM

At a Glendale, Cal
Armenian church youth dance
Smell of kabob gags

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 8:11 AM

You got him wasted,
Made him look like Jihadist,
Now dump at truck stop.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:11 AM

You've sinned O hopeless drunk
Your industrial-strength douchery declares jihad
On these hotts twin towers.

# posted by

Johri : 8:12 AM

This is a new bag
He just grabs bitches and drinks
too much cerveza

# posted by

Archidoucheis : 8:12 AM

Drunken douche is tired, old
Far more fun to mock faux fwip
and talking lemur

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:13 AM

"Dance Night" at Gitmo -
Prisoners mingle with Hott.
Back to getting tazed.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:13 AM

fuck, late once again
my thoughts will never be heard
knob creek makes head hurt

# posted by

scumbag619 : 8:13 AM

Keep working on it Johri. Remember, 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and then 5 syllables again. You'll get it.

# posted by

Archidoucheis : 8:14 AM

@ pfah

Please take our pictures,
Photoshop them together,
Send to DB1.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:14 AM

That nasty soul patch
A bullseye for bazooka
Sacrifice the bleeths

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 8:16 AM

Stale beer farts linger
saucy Succubleeths immune
drain his douche essence

# posted by

Jean Claude Van Douche : 8:16 AM

I think we all know
Boatbutter is super hott
Makes me think gay thoughts.

Wait, that came out wrong
What I meant was: he's normal
Unlike rest of us.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:16 AM

Boatbutter "Gitmo" FTW

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 8:16 AM

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# posted by

Vin Douchal : 8:17 AM

@bcs
Sorry to hear man, these be rough times.

@pfah
The the picture is small, your avatar transcends time.

# posted by

Archidoucheis : 8:17 AM

*though the...

# posted by

Archidoucheis : 8:18 AM

DB1 takes time
For front page posting - hope it's
Good Tarmal for Flyteeth.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:19 AM

A smug with a rug
Disguised in that stupid hug
Attempt to rub the jugs

# posted by

Johri : 8:19 AM

Allah Akbar Douche.
Two of fifty promised Hotts...
JDAM ends his dreams.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:19 AM

Boobie, Shoulder Hott,
And the droopy-eyed douchechode.
Wrong third amigo.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:20 AM

Drunk cabana boy
Get back to cleaning the pool
Unhand those two Hotts

# posted by

Frodouche Baggins : 8:20 AM

In civility you seem empty
when you down 2 shots of Jack
from douchery no going back

# posted by

Johri : 8:21 AM

Fresh from vision quest
Mexi 'bag is still loaded
Too much peyote

# posted by

Frodouche Baggins : 8:22 AM

@boatbutter...

will do, once work slows.
fucking deadlines are redic.
makes me want t cry.

@arch...

it's wierd, the original image is about 10" across. i don't know what Blogger software does to the image size when it's uploaded, but i don't like it. still, thanks.

# posted by

the pfahmily : 8:22 AM

Sorry guys, just trying to correct some previou attempts as I didn't know what the heck was a Haiku. Duh.

# posted by

Johri : 8:22 AM

THIS FORNT PAGE POSTING
INCREAES TARMAL FOR ME
THANKS ALL FOR SUPPOORT!

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:23 AM

Jose searches for
Indefinable TARMAL
Because he has none

# posted by

Frodouche Baggins : 8:24 AM

All kinds of wrongness
These bleeths deserve their mugging
They'll wear his vomit

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:24 AM

syllables not words
must be counted on fingers
you are getting there

# posted by

Dimples : 8:24 AM

First: Congrats Flyteeth!
Second: Wait for beer thirty
Third: Get real wasted.

Cheers!

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:25 AM

congrats to the homepage Friday Haiku winners.

especially to Flyteeth, who has a better grasp on spelling the English language than the rest of us.

# posted by

the pfahmily : 8:25 AM

As a lifelong Frank Frazetta fan, I have to tell you...

You have earned permanent welcome at my residence Pfah.

BYOM. (muzzle)

# posted by

Gaijindouche : 8:26 AM

Flyteeth is killing
his TARMAL is evident
Teaches a clinic

# posted by

Frodouche Baggins : 8:26 AM

haiku don't need to
rhyme - they only need proper
count of syllables

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:27 AM

no homepage this week
but consolation found in
Flyteeth's huge Tarmal

# posted by

Dimples : 8:28 AM

Dimples --

Thanks for reminder
about nature in haiku
I'm now on front page!

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:29 AM

Dimples, I'll get there next time. Anyway, I atleast had fun mocking this bag.

# posted by

Johri : 8:32 AM

Attended Cornell?
What was the course of study
TARMAL PhD?

# posted by

Frodouche Baggins : 8:33 AM

Man, you guys are good, congratz to frontpagers, made me laugh and pee myself a little bit, now I go back to sleep...

and,

Flyteeth sends TARMAL
secret identity safe
Crucial antennae

# posted by

Jean Claude Van Douche : 8:34 AM

@Gaijindouche...thanks dude! same goes for you. just show up with good beer.

# posted by

the pfahmily : 8:37 AM

Bested by Flyteeth...I'm a hack at poetry.

# posted by

Archidoucheis : 8:40 AM

Jack deserved front page
probably been up all night
hunting 'bag hunters

# posted by

Dimples : 8:42 AM

@Archidoucheis...but you're a winner in love.

# posted by

the pfahmily : 8:42 AM

He looks how I feel
Yet I am at desk and he isn't
My pain, not from fun.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:44 AM

I love FLYTEETH, too
Raise my Democrat eyebrow
what is a tarmal?

# posted by

Sen. Tom Douchele of South Descrota : 8:45 AM

Nope, JCvD
I'm not Flyteeth - wish I was
But I'm not that smart.

Flyteeth's a reg though
And I think he's good at math
That rules out Darksock.

It would be funny
If OG Flyteeth stops by -
Sees doppleganger.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:46 AM

Parliament in hand;
a cigarette meant for chicks
watch his peen shrivel

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:46 AM

Oh fucking snap man!
"All Sorts" hours to read
Missed out on haiku

# posted by

plinky : 8:48 AM

engine engine number 9,
on the New York transit line,
if my train goes off the track,
pick it up,
pick it up,
pick it up.

i love it when my iTunes is on random play.

# posted by

the pfahmily : 8:50 AM

Alan Pacino
taking on new and tough roll
Scent of a Douchebag

# posted by

plinky : 8:50 AM

Hey, BostonDoucheBag
Providence is not in Mass.
Get a Gawddamn map.

# posted by

Sen. Tom Douchele of South Descrota : 8:51 AM

Pepe looks muy drunk
busy day making pizzas
gets yeast from bleeths' hooch

# posted by

plinky : 8:52 AM

Tarmal is the word
enshrined with love forever
FLYTEE>TH is win sauce

# posted by

Gaijindouche : 8:53 AM

He made them offer:
Lick his canoli or die.
They f'ing refused.

# posted by

plinky : 8:54 AM

Raging Bull he's not
Though he looks dumb and punch drunk
but hung like field mouse

# posted by

plinky : 8:57 AM

Andy Garcia
Like M. Rourke making comeback
with underage bleeths

# posted by

plinky : 9:01 AM

Oh Adnan Ghalib,
What douchery have you spawned?
Scrote thinks they're Britney...

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:01 AM

have you ever smelled
mothballs? yes? how did you get
his small legs apart?

# posted by

the pfahmily : 9:02 AM

Is that a keffiyeh?
Kidnap Israeli soldiers?
No. Hold hotts hostage.

# posted by

Sen. Tom Douchele of South Descrota : 9:02 AM

@Crucial

Man I could have swore
you have the verbal prowess
Reg who is, salute!

# posted by

Jean Claude Van Douche : 9:03 AM

West Warwick night club
At risk of fire if fat chick
Wears corduroys

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:04 AM

Dude looks like Rocky
Tells young chicks he is Rocky
But goes home to Mick

# posted by

plinky : 9:04 AM

knock, knock. who is there?
tank. tank who? you are welcome.

that's not so funny.

# posted by

the pfahmily : 9:05 AM

knock, knock. who is there?
Ben. Ben who? Ben wonderin'
what you're up to brah!

# posted by

the pfahmily : 9:07 AM

200?

# posted by

Crucial Head : 9:07 AM

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