sweet tits!
 

...on the left...but he has a nice rack too.
 

Gynecomastia is so studly. His boobs are bigger than the chick on the right.
 

It must be a shame for him to be plagued with a receding hairline and saggy manboobs at such a young age.
 

I think it says "School of Failing at Life."
 

Yellow top looks like two cantaloupes lashed to a mop.

And I like that look.
 

Hercules and the Temple of Squid Porn
 

"Caution, nipples pointing at floor. Slip hazard."

That bag of antlers on the left needs a fucking meal. if she stood up straight, you can count every rib and draw a straight line from her armpit to her ankles. Fucking disgusting. Where is this, Thailand? No... they eat better in Thailand.

This must be Kim Jong Il's inner sanctum. And by sanctum, I mean colon.

Freshly enemated.
 

Speaking of sweet tits:

IS THIS

Medusa's hands or Dark Socks' ?
 

Tatt translation: I have a mild case of yellow fever.
 

come on man, you have to know that you have
orangutan titties
 

Hmm, looks like a guy who was stationed in Japan found some chop sticks to play with his lo-mein noodle. Is this you Gaijindouche? haha.
 

@ Vin Douchal 10:50

I FUCKING WISH!!!!

@ Rubbery GB 10:52
And lok, the Orangutan is doing the ab reveal. And he's orange! Orangutans are the douchebags of the great apes. Nice work!
 

Moob Soup

1 freshly waxed douchebag
2 emaciated Asian hostesses
alcohol as needed
$20 bills to taste
water to cover naughty bits

drench douche in alcohol until dignity is removed. Apply $20 bills to hostesses until they are willing to pose with douche; douche should begin to flex muscles and suck in gut. Turn heat to high. Boil until Moobs separate easily from douche. Remove carcass and simmer until broth achieves a light orange hue. Garnish with a splash of Axe and serve.
 

@Vin Douchal

I don't think darksock would know what to do with those Himalayas.
 

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talk about the beta team of both hott chicks and douche bags.

I quite love how since it became "cool" to be a douchebag there are guys who really just cant pull it off like a slap, donkey, joey p or peaches can trying to ride the bandwagon...

What's worse, being the douche or trying to be like the major douches but failing?

Army of Douche-ness
 

it's after lunch in my time zone, but still too early for saggy man boobs, thai hookers and a "pool" that has more zygotes it in than OctoMom.
 

flexy mcflab is still out of sorts after waking up in his bangkok hotel room missing a kidney and with a tattoo that reads "Free Handjobs" in 4 languages.
 

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LOL! @ Himalayas
 

I would feed the ladies foie gras and double cheeseburgers until I am no longer afraid of splitting them in half.

Then I would try to split them in half.
 

@Mr. White from the Weekly thread

That He-Man video was fucking incredible. You should check this out.
 

ew, mantits, just gross
 

Vin.

You are my hero today.
 

Do you think his moobs get even saggier when he's not flexing?
 

@arch

That's pretty awesome. And now I have a couple fewer minutes to kill before I get to leave work.
 

is he flexing or does he have cramps?
 

I'm calling this guy "Tits". It's simple, yet elegant.
 

I'm gonna buy me a strap-on just so I can titty-fuck this man.
 

I believe his tatt reads: “No Happy Endings.”
 

But I could have mistook that for the more literal translation: “Me ruv you so long time, me give you fi dollah sandbag implants.”
 

name that tat:

"USDA Certified Douche"
 

"Real Men Pee In My Butt"
 

The turds bobbed and weaved in a mood of mirth, until Samurai Scrote broke out his bowl-brush and cleansed the inside rim before flushing its filthy contents into oblivion.
 

Tatt translation: Major Cannibis Manboobs and Associated Microtestes.
 

Nice ladyboys, dude.
 

Dye job on the left is one of the hottest hotts yet this year.
 

It’s the culture of Asians. By and large they are very nice people and will pose with just about anything, including a horse’s ass.
 

Lenny can't believe his luck. Flashing his INS badge he gets two Asian hotties to pose with him so they don't have to Ruv Him Rong Time!

Comment: Lovely natural rack on the hott in gold bra! Yee haa!
 

I think his tatt says "The Flab And the Furious: Tokyo Douche."
 

He's from some bizarre opposite dimension where flexing makes your bicep look smaller. Same goes for his erections...
 

...so, how much chlorine DOES it take to kill GV in a pool? Just curious....
 

YES! Something I emailed in. I feel...sniff...so honored
 

The tattoo reads, in Yiddish, "People think I'm flexing, but really I'm just tightening my pool shorts"

it also has another translation: "I shouldn't have bought the swim trunks with the net underwear in them"
 

Happy Hour at the Santa Monica Anal Bleaching Pool for Third Tier Porn Stars.
 

If you look on the right there's Charlie Sheen.

I hate to bring this up , but if you share a pool with Charlie Sheen you will contract syphillis of the anus. Too late , sorry Flexy.
 

is it me or does he look a lot like HJBBaD?
 

that chica is so toothy, if we fashion her teeth into a weapon, no douchebags would dare stand in its way.

but she nevertheless gives a great blowjob. you'll be surprised how well she can maneuver her teeth away from your dong.

er i don't know her that well.
 

i'd still give my left arm to titty-fuck this bitch into oblivion.
 

The girls look like prime quality taiwanese nightclub hots. The guy looks like he used to lift, but now can't afford the fitness club fees on his english teacher's salary. Teaching english in taiwan doesn't pay that well, but once you've got the yellow fever leaving asia is bad for your health.
 

The tatt reads:

"Inflate to 28 psi".

Sadly, no one in house has a bike pump...
 

this pic is not hotchickwithdouchebag worthy because of the hot chick part. take it down