I'd like to flame broil my meat over her grill.

Him...well I'd like to push his face into the Fryulater 5000 oil vat.
 

it looks like she needs both hands to hold that bottle up...somebody give her a decent meal ffs.
 

3rd jigga~!!!
 

Dippity Don't
 

Buford had no time to shower after sweeping all the chimney’s in Pocatello, Idaho; before embarking on his much anticipated date with Jennifer’s bleethier younger sister, Maybelle Hate Hewitt.
 

What the fuck with that belt. Srsly.
 

She is adorable and he is a giant pile of zit-ridden poo.
 

Mr. White's been busy filling bottles again...
 

Thats just fucking cruel.

Even badgers Bagtag now.
 

i'd like to have my way with this girl...even if she turns out to be really, really tiny, and even if it turns out to be a symptom of some genetic/eating disorder
 

it looks like an inspector gadget belt going after her beer

you sneaky little bastard
 

Got anything. younger? Signed-Megan's Law
 

Mmmm... Malt Liquor!

She gives me a belt boner too! I'd love to rip out her lip ring and pee in her butt while she cries!
 

Young Heather Locklear Hott...Must you?
 

@crucial

Like Volkswagen, I like to give the people what they want. Namely Mr. White's Hard Lemonade.

The Maybelle Hate Hewitt line cracked me up.
 

How many shirts and pieces of jewelry can one douche wear??!!?? If he were any more flaming he'd be a concert in Rhode Island, which consequently, is where Boston is.
 

awkward phrasing... sorry. long day, but you get the point.
 

@Rubbery
Thanks for making my soda go up my nose. Bastard.

How many shirts is he wearing? On that note, how many necklaces is he wearing? Indecisive.
 

Kaitlin is displaying her championship Poo Koi.
 

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Former Afghani freedom fighter douched up in NJ! Cant figure out what is worse: Taliban turned douche or hot blonde with no boobies?
 

How many shirts must a douchebag put on
Before he can mack on a hott?
And how many pieces of bling must he wear
Before she will touch his stink knot?

The answer my friend is peeing in her butt,
The answer is peeing in her butt.
 

WOW!
-Whatever plastic surgery Donatella Versace just had, you KNOW Jocelyn Wildenstein's going to get right after that beer's done.

NOW GET OUUUUTTT!!!
 

Seriously, he can't get her anything better to drink that a ghetto-ass 40 of malt liquor? Yeah, she's got a winner.

Goddamn she's perky....and I bet her parts are too



oooooeeeerrrrrr....
 

is it just me or does she appear to have a tad bit of downs syndrome?

I'd still hit it, I'm jus' sayin...
 

Seriously, I was in the military and seeing cock gobblers like this guy wearing BDU over t-shirts with pictures of Osama Bin Laden on them makes me want rape them with sharpened baseball bats.

If someone will deposit 27 bot in my account via Pay Pal, I will go to FFB's house and fuck his mom then eat 6 Swiss cake rolls in his kitchen and leave the wrappers on the counter right before I rape him with a sharpened baseball bat.

I only take Pay Pal.
 

This douche model phucknut has all kinda wrong goin on, too many to list. if interested please call 1-800-holy shit.
she got all kinda right going on, id tap it like a college keg.
Turdacious
 

why is she so skinny -- she looks like she injests plenty of protein, but then again so does sgt dork.
 

If she were a door, I'd slam that all night long.
 

Michael Madson?, is that you?
you were a douche?
and dated heather notsoclear?
man times have changed.
Turdacious
 

He looks like he got struck by lightning on the way in
 

I think her t-shirt says "Chappelle Liquor." Must be where they got the 40's of Olde English.

Kumar here needs a quick fragging with a circa-1982 Soviet-era hand grenade found in the sands of Afghanistan inserted into his urethra.
 

Tits on a stick. So nice... me likey.
 

she strikes me as a little on the emotional high maintenance side. She could also use a sammich or three. She's probably just sweet as can be and likes to shout "woooooooo!" at parties and stuff, but she has significant daddy problems because her mom tries to be her best friend.

He smells like limburger and pinesol.

They date because they both like to chug bottle of pee.
 

Verse One: Eazy E

I don't drink brass monkey like to be funky
Nickname Eazy E your 8 ball junkie
Bass drum kicking to show my shit
Rap a hole in my dick boy I don't quit
Crowd rocking motherfucker from around the way
I got a six shooter yo I'm mean and brave
Rolling through the hood to find the boys
Kick dust and cuss crank up some noise
Police on my drawers I have to pause
40 ounce in my lap and it's freezing my balls
Hook a right turn and let the boys go past
and I say to myself, "They can kiss my ass"
Hip to get drunk got the 8 in my lips
Put in the old tape Marvin Gaye's greatest hits
Turn the shit up had the bass cold whomping
Cruising through the east side south of Compton
See a big ass and I say word
I took a look at the face, and the bitch was to the curb
Hoes on my tip for the title I'm holding
Eazy-E's fucked up and got the 8 ball rolling

Verse Two: Eazy-E

Riding on Slauson down towards Crenshaw
Turned down the sound to ditch the law
Stopped at a light and had a fit
Cause a Mexican almost wrecked my shit
Flipped his ass off put it to the floor
Bottle was empty so I went to the store
&*^%$ on tip cause I was drunk
See a sissy ass punk had to go in my trunk
Reached inside cause it's like that
Came back out with a silver gat
Fired at the punk and it was all because
I had to show the n&^%$#@ what time it was
Pulled out the jammy and like a mirage
A sissy like that got out of Dodge
Sucka on me cause the title I'm holding
Eazy-E's fucked up and got the 8 Ball rolling

Verse Three: Eazy-E

Olde English 800 cause that's my brand
Take it in a bottle, 40, quart, or can
Drink it like a madman yes I do
Fuck the police and a 502
Stepped in the park I was drunk as hell
Three bitches already said, "Eric your breath smells!"
40 ounce in hand that's what I got
"Yo man you see Eazy hurlin' in the parking lot?"
Stepped on your foot cold dissed your hoe
Asked her to dance and she said, "Hell No!"
Called her a bitch cause that's the rule
Boyz n tha Hood trying to keep me cool
Tell my homeboy you wanna kick my butt
I walked in your face and we get on up
I start dodging the dogs and watch you fall
Just dumb full of cumn got knocked out cold
"Make you look sick you snotty nosed prick!
Now your fly bitches all over his dick!"
Punk got dropped cause the title I'm holding
Eazy-E's fucked up and got the 8 ball rolling

Verse Four: Eazy-E

Pass the brew mother fucker while I tear shit up
and you all listen up close to roll call
Eazy-E's in the place I got money and juice
Rendezvous with me and we make the deuce
Dre makes the beats so goddamn funky
Do the Olde 8 fuck the brass monkey
Ice Cube writes the rhymes, that I say
Hail to the n@#$^ from CIA
Crazy D is down and in effect
We make hard core jams so fuck respect
Make a toast all you punks to the title I'm holding
Eazy-E's fucked up and got the 8 ball rolling
 

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This douche is wearing more bling than Mr. T.

I feel a punchout coming on. Grabbing the belt "phallus extender" and pulling him into my fist will increase the face-fist collison speed.

Then I'll do some deep drilling on the spinner. Goal: break her pelvis from a manslamming.
 

I am certain that if he had it his way, her ass would be sore for 15 min.
 

dammit for a moment i thought she was drinking a big-ass bottle of MGD. i was happy during that small moment.
 

This guy is more orange than Crimson Ted.
 

from what i can see, her shirt reads "I am called love". he should get one that says "i am called hemmoroid"
 

His hair is on fiberoptic fire. Does that make sense?

No matter - he's wearing fucking designer jeans, so the camouflage can't hide the fact that he's a flaming douchebag.

You fucking look ridiculous, you wank!
 

Stand back Missy. Any moment there old Douchie is going to burst into flames.
 

Stand back Missy. Any moment there old Douchie is going to burst into flames.
 

eww.

nothing screams class like king cobra malt liquor.

...wait, not class, the other thing... douchebaggery, that's it.
 

This pic makes me wish i was dead.

no - wait... I mean him.
 

What happens when a skunk fucks a pumpkin?

This guy.
 

They are both so retarded that they actually think the other person is attractive...
 

This is the type of tool that I run into VIP hosting at the strip club across from the Hard Rock in Vegas. I can barely stand looking at the guy because he looks like a complete fucking flame broiled clown. And by flame broiled, I mean I want to spit the flaming shot of 151 I just took from in between Diamond's enormous juggs, like a massive fireball directly into his ridiculous hair.
 

OK. Tell me I'm wrong. But I'm sure this is "He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks". Sure, the hair is a bit longer, but if look closely at the hairline you will notice same gap above the left eye (Looking at the picture). The nose is the same butt ugly nose. Same eyebrows, black eyes, zits and girly mouth. The fact that he is now orange, with 2-tone Douchey hair and wearing a lot more Douche accessories just means that he is in fact becoming more of a Douchebag than he already is.

I could be wrong, but if study his collection of photos on this fine site, the similarities are staggering.

Douchbaghunterwithextremeintent
 

There is something a little off with this picture, perhaps it is the photoshopped blackened background...

On a more serious note.... I think she got a little too close to the broiler and MELTED AWAY HER ARM!! Christ, look at that thing...the toothpick i would use to release her beautiful golden hair from my teeth would be bigger than that..
 

I just want to rip this guy's hands and face off.
 

I don't think it HJBB&D. I scaled him so that his and HJBB&D's eyes were te same distance apart, and te rest ofthe face doesn't match. The nose on Flame Broil here is longer, and his mouth is lower. Also, over all, his head is narrower.
 

I like to think of myself as a giving person. Hence I'd like to give him a fully grown rabid chimp with an infected ass pod. Then I'd retire to a concealed spot in his back yard with a clear view into his house, a high- powered pellet rifle and a caulk gun of KY....
 

I think FlameBroiled here is weekly bound. He's crap.
 

His hair looks like my lawn after autumn burn of the Bermuda grass with frosty patches settled on it, his face the orange color of the earth beneath it, his bling as the worms living in it, and his belt?

That's no belt, it's a whiffle cock searching for a refuel from her beer bottle.
 

she's got ahold of his teeny peeny weeny leash & is trying to help him urinate
 

does her Tee read, "Chappelle Wore Me Like a Condom"?
 

I have seen the future baby,
It is orange
 

WWJD?

He wouldn't pierce his nose, spray on a tan and ply 16 year olds w/ OE 800, that's for sure.


Jesus loves you, Flame, everyone else knows you a giant fucking douchebag.
 

This guy is a clear-cut choice in next weeks weekly contest, as he makes my whole existence hurt.

Wow. Yep. It hurts to look at this one.
 

Can we just give this d the weekly right now? Holy shit, what a douche.
 

Oh dear lord. I haven't seen such a vintage douche pic in a very long time. Great find db1.
 

And by great find I mean I gotta take a serious dump right now. My toilet will hate you for this.
 

I think his hair is on fire
 

that belt sticking out is a failed substitute for his penis.
 

There is so much Photoshop in this pic - overly black background, army jacket is super-imposed, and the drinks are fake, at least the one in her hand. And the belt with an IOB. Either someone's trying their hand at douche-irony, or trying to augment the 'bag signatures. That said, this picture without the 'enhancements' would still make for a toxic couple.
 

weekly please
 

maybe its just me but baggy here looks like he should have Lance Bass around his arm instead of this skinny thing!! btw nothin says baller like a 22 of mgd yo!! haha!!
 

Good eye Holbrooks. Seriously the hair and face alone makes me want to lunge-punch him right through the computer. I mean much more so than normal.
 

cheetah-hair. really? n she looks pretty normal. ugh. i dont even GET this one.
 

so what do you hold on to when she wants it doggy style? im not a dude so i wouldnt know, i believe 99% of the american male population could break her in half (the other 1% are boys under the age of 8 and thats questionable)lol