This is Orange Anime Villian, right?
 

That would be correct Senator.

Good call.
 

Ted reached out his index finger to prevent the invisible stripper from ripping yet another tuna fish salad fart into Mindee's face.
 

"No,No..I want the underage girl. Yes, that one over there. Bring her to me, quickly.
 

No ladies, I'm sorry. If you want a big penis, you should go to that guy over there. I saw him in the bathroom earlier and I almost fainted.
 

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”Look!” exclaimed Aloisius, “it’s peeing again.” As the threesome nestled together on Plinky’s mom’s engorged clitoris.
 

Shamespear, how did you know where I was?
 

Oooh, Oooh, there he is right there. See hotts, I told you I'm not the biggest Douche in Boston.
 

Annnnnnnd do I have a bid for the drunken frenemies? We got ten dollars from Fung going once...Ooooh five dollars and a dimesack from Donkey! But wait! Bra is offering a lifetime supply of Cola! Going once! Twice! Sooolllldd to the man with the star tats!
 

@Crucial
Check under the nail of your left pinky.

I like to watch you sleep...
 

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Looks like someone sprayed Robert Palmer orange.
 

actual color values are:


FACE: C=27, M=61, Y=71, K=10


LEFT HAND: C=1, M=21, Y:41, K=0


according to my comparative study of these CMYK values, this scrote suffers from a form of jaundice.

no one should have that much of a yellow-value in their skin. his magenta value is also high. and guess what color is made up mainly from mixing Y and M together?


that's right.....Orange.

you're welcome.
 

The bottle says not to mix muscle relaxers with Viagra and Ted didn't heed the warning.
 

The Orange Molester quickly directed all his henchman to the point he was sure the Green Lantern would soon appear to stop his latest conquest.
 

Reginald calmly indicated the general direction of the lifeless husks from his previous dates that he kept piled in the corner, and patiently waited for their inevitable reaction.
 

Ted like to brag about a crossing guard's salary by tootling around his former victims in the back of the Munsters car.
 

Mindy recoiled in horror when her chihuahua shat on the carpet.
'Bad Dog!' exclaimed Ted. 'Outside!'
 

Oversize wallet in his front pocket or case for his Anal Intruder 2000®?
 

Even as the cloaked Griffin began to pull his finger, Todd leaned to his right and made his tighty-whiteys pay dearly for being two sizes too small.
 

"As you can see my little ponies; I've blocked all of the exits. Your only hope to survive is to pass through the the Hall of Scrote without getting slipped a roofie."
 

Crimson Ted has nothing on Peaches.
 

The evil monkey from Chris's closet was suddenly hit with a bad case of evolution.
 

Good jeebus!

I think one of those hotts should be re-classified as a douchebagette....
 

Someone should photoshop Peaches and Crimson Ted touching fingers.
 

And aged Gene Wilder always made time for his young fans. Here you see him touring the original set of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory telling Mandy and Sandy, "... and over there is where I banged two Oompa-Loompas."
 

@ Crucial Head

Cease and desist with any references to 'Todd.' You too DarkSock. Or I'll let BostonDoucheBag out of the closet!!
 

Scrotebag looks like Jimmy Witchard from King of The Hill




HEY YOU!


THOSE ARE MY CANS!
 

It wasn't very nice of Ted to give Sabrina in the black dress a roofy.
 

I believe he’s warning someone not to touch his Hudson Sprayer of Orange Spoog. He’ll need another coat sprayed on if he chooses to leave his dark lair for the light of day. Without his protective coating he’ll burst into flames before he reaches his classic 1976 Ford Grenada parked out front.
 

Ted Hisses, "I can smell your cunt!"
 

@anon 11:33
Yeah...that was me...he's showing the bounty hunter which way I went.
 

@ The Douche of Monte Cristo


Gosh darn it he does. A striking resemblance!
 

@Plinky:

My bad. I just happen to finally reach the top of the list at FunnyAndRetardedNames.com

I'm now starting back at the bottom of the list...

heh heh.
 

Candy, fresh from her trip to Vogsphere where she attempted massive brain-storming exercise in a vain attempt to cure her writers block, cringes in fear at the shovel in the corner that Brian Segal, Steven's lesser known younger brother, points at angrily.

During Brian's exchange with a garden implement that at the moment is striking dread in the heart of her younger sister, Amy smirks at Gaijindouche with a pouty lip, angry that he involved her in a twisted actualization of a post Douglas-Adams fantasy.

It's okay Amy. Soon my bleached white 900 thread count pillowcases will have two blue smears and a pink O from where you bury your face for the next 2 minutes, biting and screaming in ecstasy.

Well, that's what is/will be playing out in my mind in the near future. You guys?
 

Looks like Jimmy has a myspace

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=106215736

Compare and contrast I tell you this guy looks like Jimmy
 

Mistress Desdemona displayed hr power by pressing the attack button on her cunningly disgiused mid-life crisis bag remote control, while her lab assistant, Mandy, cowered beside her.
 

@ Crucial

heh heh. Smart guy.

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Ted was a world class ventriloquist. He mortified and stymied Veronda when he did the old "pull my finger gag" and she farted.
 

The parent point....daddy's trying to get some action while the kids are misbehaving

Ted! always keep your mischievous band of illegitimate bastard children at home!
 

Ted impresses the ladies with his concentrated Senku Kai Finger Point Attack he tirelessly studied under the guidance of Master FishSlap.

Sadly Ted erroneously liquifies the cerebral cortex of little black dress hott rendering her into a state of total WHA GOIN ON???
 

greasy ass head;
L=63
A=23
B=25
closest match Pantone 7522 C

finger point
L=18
A=15
B=32
closest match Pantone 713 C
 

Black Dress Hott: "Hey Ted, ya wanna play Hottie in the Middle?"

Ted: "Yeah, what do you think of that young piece of Puerto Rican man meat by the bar?"
 

Crimson Ted: "HEY!"

Unseen Individual: "What?"

Crimson Ted: "BACKOFF!"

Unseen Individual: "I've done nothing"

Crimson Ted: "BACKOFF DUDE!"

Unseen Individual: "What are you talking about?"

Crimson Ted: "BACKOFF NOW!"

Unseen Individual: "What are you doing with 780 mg of Rohypnol ?"
 

Crimson Ted: "HEY!"

Unseen Individual: "What?"

Crimson Ted: "BACKOFF!"

Unseen Individual: "I've done nothing"

Crimson Ted: "BACKOFF DUDE!"

Unseen Individual: "What are you talking about?"

Crimson Ted: "BACKOFF NOW!"

Unseen Individual: "What are you doing with 780 mg of Rohypnol ?"
 

Ted gives a rough measurement of his penis size........Ladies remain unimpressed
 

Ted is pointing.
 

What's up with the one of the left's face? Is it melting from the radiation given off by Crimson Ted?
 

Ted points.

Point, Ted, point!

Ugly girl.

Pretty girl.

Girl in the middle.

Run Girl Run!
 

i just drop kicked a motha effin baby. thanks ted, you douching cock gobbling don johnson wanna be twunt!
 

Ted yells at mice with his shirt off then finger-fucks infinite space.
 

him! he's the one that farted!
 

If you watch King of the Hill...

The episode where Bobby works as a soda vendor at a race track.

Ted looks just like Bobby's mildly retarded boss.

AV
 

At the Jay Louis residence Uncle Ted points out their infamy on his nephew's website.
 

They are sitting on chairs or on couch lined with red fabric.
 

my new avatar should do the trick.
 

what is wrong with the Nott on the Left? She looks like her face was flattened by a frying pan repeatedly over the course of the several years... YIKES!
 

Back in his Moscow discotheque, Yuri ordered the waitstaff to bring another tray of cocaine, a magnum of Christal champagne and two more bleeths for his entertainment. He had been partying with Misha and Nadia for 24 hours and was growing tired of their company.
 

i'm out.

my weekend starts now.

i hope you all have a great weekend.
 

Lufthansa Stewardess #1, Heike Bratwurst, stared at the finger with her 1 good lazy eye and wondered,
"Iz zat vot Aye zeenk eet ees on zayre?... Hilda! -Schnell! Vee haff to kettinks outta hear, now!"
 

@Pfah
Dude. Masterful use of photoshop.
 

greico vice redneck douche demonstrates how to turn orange into poo
 

@Ed Hardouchey 12:28

Excellent play sir.

If I trim my pubic hair with a pair of nail clippers and tweeze my chest patch into the shape of a cock, am I a douchebag?
 

At Douchille Bag'Neal

No...you're plinky.
 

@ Douchelexic


bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt, Wrong!
 

Ulna and Lena huddled together as BostonDoucheBag pointed at each and every person in the club, hissing between clenched teeth, "I'll fight YOU for $10,000! I'll fight YOU for $10,000! I'll fight YOU..."
 

Just before the Great White show kicked off, an astute Ted noticed some sparks "Over there!" and ...






(let the fun begin)
 

Looks like Ted's been snarfing all the food off of his lap dogs' plate. Someone give those chicks some crackers for crying out loud.
 

@Pfah:

Thanks for the sweet avetar.
 

Oops, I meant thanks Pfah!
 

Management's going to charge him a service fee for steam cleaning his skidmarks off that booth. Pull your fucking pants up you mouth breather.

Now I know what a shivering bichon frise would look like in a black dress.
 

@ Plinky I love you for that today.

@ Pfah, fucking brilliant idea and execution. As soon as I saw the avatar it all clicked.
 

Sorry ladies, but the "Addicted to Crack", er.. "Love" video style is older than you are. Airbrushing is no longer considered an acceptable method for applying eyeshadow.
 

Mr. White 12:47 p.m. FTW!

Gotta love the disgusted look on the face of business suit blonde hott in the middle - reminds me of Little Carmacita.

That could be a new Douchie Award for 2009: "The Most Appropriate Response to a Douchebag" or something of that nature. You can call it the Carmacita Award and put her cute face on the trophy.
 

"HEY! That's my other pink tie, you thief! You stole it from usssss-----errrrr, me!"
 

Agreed, Mr. White is on fiahh today.
 

Ironically, Crimson Ted is trending toward auburn.
 

Look, that weave can stop a bullet!
 

Crimson Ted: Goddamnit! I left my Can-O'-Tan over in that corner with my dignity. If anyone touches them I'll kick your ass.

Black Dress Bleeth: HUNGHHHHHHH! I think that spray is toxic.

BHST in the middle: I hope I put fresh batteries in my taser tonight.

Winne-the-Poon
 

@ Plinky

Today's sing-a-long

The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn

Hello my name is BostonDoucheBag and I'm a dumb white guy
I'm not old or new but middle school, fifth grade like junior high
I don't know mofo' if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho 'cause she fly
But I can take the heat 'cause I'm the other white meat known as Kid Funky Fry
Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine
'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always strokin' my own Whookie
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me Cookie

The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn

Yo yo this hardcore ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice
I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is,
So if man is five and the Devil is six than that must make me seven
This honkey's gone to heaven
But if I go to hell well then I hope I burn well
I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimmy Hendrix' poltergeist
And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis cuz he's the anti-christ

The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn

Everybody here we go
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Throw your hands in the air
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Wave 'em like you don't care
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ooo Ooo
Everbody say ho
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Everybody here we go
 

He takes living in Orange County too literally...
 

When Crimson Ted leaned over to fart at the P-Flag meeting, he made sure to point at a fake culprit, while encroaching on the comfort zone of two lesbians, who gave clear signals they had detected the lying pooper.

If he got any closer, their legs were ready for crotch-kick action.
 

so mr. white is on fire and we don't need no water let the muther fucker burn...
 

Ted: "Hey you light the pyrotechnics, and you lock the emergency exits"

Sadly Ted and his 2 friends didn't survive.

All 3 died that night in RI and all they could think about was boston baked bitches
 

SIX degrees of separation in orange gradations from face to hand, but several gradations are in each, face and hand.

PANTONE reg. told me so. However, this particular douchebag lacks high chroma in his orange. He has the hues and the values, and they are muddy.

Nothing is that simple. Even oranges are sprayed "orange" before they leave the farm processor to market, to hide their dominant green colors in the ripe peel.

And so the douche sprays his own orange, and the modern wisdom of hottie suckle thigh is "leave the white meat alone."

And by "white meat" they mean their own spectre and the douchebag's pecker.
 

No matter how hard he tried, Crimson Ted still could not disguise the fact he was a plumber by day and a wanker by night, for his butt crack would whimper for air and force him to lean over and give it some breathing space, much to the annoyance of anyone seated nearby. "You there, just shaddup," he'd point to anyone sniggering at the obvious.

Blonde hotts, though, overly fascinated with their own legs, just recoiled and crinkled their noses at the intrusion on their body space, and considered the fact that their own cleavage never gave off the poo that butt crack invariably did, and finally breathed a heavy sigh of relief: if they fed the kitty, maybe coin slot would just go away.
 

Not only is this guy butt-ugly, he has a mullet hairstyle and is wearing a pink necktie with his bluejeans, which are falling off his butt....

in the presence of nicely attired hotties who synchronize their legs because they are former members of the Rockettes.... and noted for taking aim at a feller's rocks when displeased or threatened.

Or just for evil fun.
 

DO NOT trust that guy over there with the Flowbee home hair cutting system. He's responsible for this wombat squatting on my head.
 

Hedge Fund Bag. Newly Separated From Wife/Mid-Life Crisis/Weekend Edition.
 

Ted gets around and seems to be making a Kettlehead-like run here. I guess the tie pic must be before he decided to loosen up and "party with the chicks."

If he starts cocking an eyebrow, he gets a jackhammer in the left ear. Agreed?
 

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@ Wheezer

Nice catch. Same douche, different day. Same "want to punch him in the face" any day response.

Does he wash those jeans? I would have thought that a Russian drug kingpin would have had more than one pair. Maybe the recession is effecting his business as well.
 

Why is Senator John Kerry wearing a short black dress and blonde wig?
 

Looks like the unfortunate 'blonde in the middle' thinks this is a bit like a Segal movie as well.
(Pressing the remote she is holding) "Why won't it STOP!"

Either that or she is using it to trigger his remote control 'tate ticklers. Might explain the expression on his face...
 

massive respect to mike...

the crimson ted spectrometer is AWESOME!
 

Uh, am I the only person to see "Cindy McCain" in that photo? :)
 

that right there is the Orangeness Modulator Console that Belinda Blondie is demonstrating to the camera.

i'm just glad i'm not the test subject. actually i'm slightly envious of not being a test subject. can i be a test subject for something other than the Orangeness Modulator Console?
 

@Steve L
LOL - maybe the Orange-Modulator-Console is reason for her slightly dangerous stare at the camera?
"Just warning you. I can do THIS (click) any time I want..." (Crimson Ted sits up, groans like a douchey-zombie and points as he flushes from pale to orange in a microsecond). Meanwhile the drunker Hott is whispering "Go on, zap him next, the guy with the URC"
 

On to Sparta.
 

This is serious, high-level art. The only thing more, well "more", was the photo of the dude wearing black with a mohawk standing on the pebble roof next to the tranny. That was a classic that Sister Mary will be talking about in a hundred years. This will be the second one she talks about.
 

fergal hunter etc etc
 

ladies look, I know i'm baller, but that guy right over there... He got's your drink. I ummm don't have money on me.