goddamn i lolled hard. good shit db1.
 

Vete al a chingada, Chico.

Porque tu eres un pedazo de mierda.
 

Don Cheadle'swhite brother?.....



Anyone?



Anyone?
 

Juan Cheadle.
 

I was thinking the tat was maybe Chico & the Man....which would make it the most abstract TV tattoo in history.

Of course, since its been 30 years since I saw the show, it just may be.

go figger.
 

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DB1-

Come down to So. FL if you want to suckle on sweet latina tongue... and bring $10,000 to spend on sponsoring the HCwDB MMA Tournament. No holds barred and bonus money for anybody that knocks out fighters that have tribal tattoos, camo trunks, wear Affliction clothing or reside in the Boston area.

I plan on fighting Chico here when he finds out that I have been boning his hott in the back of Taco Bell for months.
 

She's cute.

He's rank.

I think that's actually a tattoo of Joanie and Chachi.
 

Carmelita has a nice racque!
 

Carmelita has a nice racque!
 

That dude's got 1/3 of the Sweat Hogs tatted on his left tit.
 

Maria is causing a fiesta en mi pantelones.

AV
 

Why is her cup so much bigger than his? Is this metaphorical? Probably not.
 

So... Chico's mom gets a hard on when it's cold out...?
 

Leave the poor 'bag alone.

You'd be a mess too if Rhea Pearlman & Danny DiVito were your parents......
 

BTW

her mouth resembles a seamen Slip n' Slide.....
 

I choose to dream that she speaks broken english

"how do you say..... douche. bag?"
 

Come to me Maria

Enjoy.
 

Maria is Amerigo's future x-esposa.

She will slave over a hot stove while I'm at work. Then jump with delight at my arrival every night. After our dinners, she will serve me flan on her navel area.

After a few years of this, it will grow tiresome; then I will divorce her.

AV
 

so for all those that think BDB is a moron, ed hardouchey obviously works at taco bell
 

heh...funny picture intro, good work fella.

it's a shame he doesn't have a shirt on, it would reduce his douche factor quite considerably, aah well. i quite like his shit line drawing tat.

oooh, she's a little minx...a chunky little monkey, but those eyes, that tongue, come here cutey...that's right...i won't hurt you little monkey...mmmm
 

Manny liked to entertain the kids at keg parties with the "dancing Espinozas" by rapidly twitching his tit muscles up and down.
 

I can't imagine the mental pain El Duchie causes Maria when he wants her to kiss his chest! "Mamacita, besa mi mama!"

Shudder.
 

Having gone through a good portion of the archives, I feel that there is a mildly disturbing trend developing on the site. The quality of the hotts seems to be going downhill. Perhaps there needs to be a spinoff site that is simply Chicks with Douchebags. By including all varieties of trash, bleeth, and just plain average looking girls, we are implicitly giving them and the douches they hang with far more credit than they deserve. I'm not saying that I wouldn't throw my hot dog down the hallway, I'm just saying that many of the chicks should not be given hott status.
Please, please, will someone either confirm my belief or let me know that I'm an idiot and should shut up and just appreciate the brilliant baggery that this wonderful site provides. Thanks.


Douchetros Douchetros Ghali
 

i'm sure all the ladies this guy has bagged love seeing that tat as he bangs them. luckily for them it only lasts 30 seconds or so.
 

when will people stop getting tatts of other people. whatever "homage" you are working toward could more easily be obtained with a photo.

this goes for you too Mr. Marissa Miller

~ Douchapotamus
 

A rare photo of Macarena with her boyfriend, Nicorino.
 

@Boston Douchebag's alter-ego

I'm the Asst.Manager. Worked my way up from the To Go window.

Got a problem with that? I'll rip your face and hands off if you do.
 

My problem with portrait tattoos...

Imagine, if you will....

Little Maria, flat on her back, with her firm legs spread wide. Sweat trickles down between her bouncing boobies as she cies, "Ay, Dios Mio!" Juan, gripping her ankles, is banging away, and he leans in close to her, smelling her scent.

And what is Maria now doing?

Staring his mother and father right in the eye.

Yup.

Not a fan of that idea.
 

When his mom dies, will he have little X's tattooed on her eyes?
 

HAHAHAH ^^^
 

that has properly cracked me up...n1 mr. tempest.
 

That's the kind of enviable class I've come to expect from you Troy. Hilarious, absolutely hilarious.

-Ponderonymous
 

I'd like to thank Medusa Oblongota for making me ejaculate involuntary at work, again.

Babe you should write a pig-fucking dirty website and I'd pay good money each month to be a member.
 

@ Medusa & @ Plinky.

Count me in.
 

I'm pretty sure the tattoo is John Travolta and Donna Pescow during their Saturday Night Fever days.

"Hey, don't touch da hey-yuh! Maaa!"
 

can I get some FIRE sauce with that ed?
 

She's 10 y o for Chrissakes ! Even my whiskey is older than she is.

Can't we have some sort of Bleeth age cutoff ?
 

I've seen that couple on that tatt before...

... hmm...


>>> POP! <<<

Yeah! It's Rizzo and Kenickie
 

Have you guys seen Poo down there?

holy shit.
 

"Chico and the Mam-tatt" - will he pull a Freddie Prinze?

Of course, given Medusa's scenario, this allows Chico to do his women doggy style so they don't have to look at his parents.

Other than the tatt placement and the hat tilt, he doesn't seem to be much of a 'bag, though - maybe stage-1 at best. The bling isn't too overstated.

Or maybe "Poo" just really fucked me up and no one can seem 'baggish compared to that.
 

so his nipple is an anatomically proportionate exact replica of his mother's that she was flashing during Carnival and was captured on Polaroid© and he has since used to permanently mark his skin which has now made any sexual position outside of doggie ( we all know he's catching anyway though ) awkward... ok not every position but who wants to fuck a guy that puts a picture of his parents on his chest anyway... unless mom was in hustler at 18
 

His Dad is Christopher Walken?!?
 

I would pee in her chunky-butt
 

@ed

you want a piece of me you fucking cum dumpster.

i'll fuck your mom when shes old and in a wheelchair!!!!
 

That tongue and my brown eye would make a wonderful team
 

@ BostonDoucheBag

I'll stick your balls in the friolator and listen to scream like a bitch.
 

@ Plinky & Bill

What, HSG isn't enough for ya?

I have a few blogs, actually, and they are about fairly specific things, and I'm pretty well able to control myself. But if 20% of the thoughts that i keep to myself were ever to hit the air/web/paper, I can assure you, I would be locked away indefinitely, doing the thorazine shuffle in paper slippers.

But it would make for some unbelievably shameful, meat-chafing reading, that's for gawldang sure.
 

that tongue recently checked my prostate
 

I believe that post-structuralist second-wave feminist psychoanalysts would parse this location of nipple within projection of parental inscription as more of a mirror of the corporeal signified, what Augustine would call the "dead letter".

Naturally, as the function of the signifier is to serve an incorporeal signified, the carnal intelligence that stops at a corporeal signifier also serves, reflexively.

Similarly, the nipple’s emancipation emerges as a corporeal signifier for the disempowerment or oppression of all such post-structuralist second-wave feminist psychoanalysts.

The condition of oppression is in this case written upon the very body of the subject, a body so drained of potential that it tends toward anti-productivity and douchism, exemplified most dramatically in the nipple’s marked adoption of an anti-maternalist stance, which invokes the diametric opposite to maternal nurturing; being, of course, insalubrious narco-decompressive utilitarianism: whereby the douche’s lifegiver subsumes and incorporates her children rather than nourishing them with milk from her breasts.
 

@ Medusa

Yep .... keep typing, I'm almost {thump}{thump}{thump} finished.



Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


snores .....
 

I've tried in vain for the last two minutes, but there's no way I can possibly add anything of substance to DB1's commentary.

Brilliant work boss!


(sulks back into meeting #3 of the day)
 

^ Plinky
(elbowing you in the ribs) Roll over, asshole! You're crimping the power cord for my sybian saddle!
 

@ Medusa

Why is your 'elbow' vibrating and why is it shaped like an elephant's trunk?


ooooooh, that feels kinda good. Can we play 'rodeo' later then watch Benny Hill?
 

alright baghunters, the Creature Winter Tour 2009 continues... off to Santa Fe for the weekend!

catch ya on the down side

douche on!
 

@ Creature

You were gone? Oh, we didn't notice.




Ha ha you old fuck.
 

Que pinche pendejo este guey.




Yo:¿Chico, tienes asthma?

Chico:¿Por que asthma?

Yo:Por que ass mamado, guey.
 

eww. It smells like cat litter and assholes in this thread...Plinky, were you just having sex?

Chico is clearly a family man. It was either the family tattoo, or a new spoiler on the back of his Chevy Corsica.
 

@ DB1

Yes.
 

Chica: Your mom is kinda hot.

Chico: Yea boyee!

End of intelligent civilization as we know it.
 

Oh db1, but we understand you. Actually I was thinking the nipple more coincides with his mom's coital region, which is transferred to the children via the nipple, making for a profound statement on howo orgasm is transferred from one generation tothe next.

And as for Maria, boobs. I should say it again. Boobs. Framed by a trinity of hair, gaze and tongue.

Boobs.
 

Lol, you should cut his tattoo out and post it as its own HCwDB picture, that guys sweater-vest and shitty pouty face is poo enough, and i don't care if its this 'bags dead father.
 

JcvD

Philly? It was....?
 

This Ass plays the clarinet in a Mexican band called Los Pikadientes.


Warning this song is ridiculously repetitive. It will be in your head all afternoon.
 

@Frodouche^^^

That's a pretty generic warning for all tejano music. It's like speed polka with gunshots.
 

@Cap'n Bringdown

I hear you my man.

Punctuated with the occasional high pitched 'AI AI' grito.
 

GODDAMMIT GODDAMMIT NO MORE PUT YOUR STUPID TONGUE IN YOUR GODDAM MOUTH YOU DUMB SLUT! THE GUY'S *MOTHER* IS LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU F.F.S!!!

UBC! UBC! BURST INTO FLAME! NOW NOW NOW NWOWOIALK;NKMV

--VS
 

Being one of the gifted recipients of a real poo-bag known as an ileostomy on my lower right abdomen, I can only conclude this ia a colostomy on she-tatt's middle lower abs, minus the ostomy bag.

ANd Chicao's girl is urping at the thought.
 

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durrrrrrgggggggrrrrrrrrschglurrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrr

the occupants of this photo either speak in onomatopoeic languages similar to the above string of letters, or they speak really slowly.
 

Dear mr. DB1,

Your analysis of the tattoo is interesting. One could also interpret the tattoo as a step toward's Deleuze's concept of Douche Bodies Without Organs, as the body is continously molded into a douchy perfection and representation of the perfect body, devoid of such organs as taste, thought, pain or decency, and just focused on "givin it hard to dat bitch yo!". Over and over again.

Most respectfully,

Disconnected douchelosopher.
 

I don't think the chica is intending this as a sexy pose. She's wretching at seeing the bag's horrible tattoo up close, and she's about to puke into the URC. I have the same feeling.
 

Me likee little hott! I would do ALL KINDS of things with her. Most involve my penis.
 

How could I do this guy while lookin @ his parents?
 

I wanna fuck his nipple now. His mom is hott.