Thursday, February 19, 2009
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When Jennifer and Bob decided to donate to the "Make a Wish Foundation," little did they know that Bobby's wish was to douche out in their kitchen.
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Now that Mary Kate was not attached at the hip to her sister Ashley, the first thing that she wanted to do was make a douchebag sandwich in her kitchen.
As the green bile slowly descended Alvin’s curled tongue, Burt reached out his cup, in anxious anticipation of receiving the regurgitated ale refill.
Like two skewered ducks, Calvin and Mina maintained composure as they received Henry’s second set of ‘devil horns’ in their puckering brown eyes.
Clement courageously fought back the goosbumps as he felt, for the first time, Theodore's masculine touch on the nape of his neck... his boxers, unfortunately, could not contain his mounting excitement.
Becky didn't realize until after the picture that 70's-shirt was using her to distract the HCwDB audience from the fact that he was caressing tonguebag's trapezius muscle.
AHoy! Ahoy! Horns Bud Light Ahoy! Left hand devils hands with Douche-ManDana...Ahoy a Whore cought in the DouchNet of A-Roids
# posted by 
: 1:37 PM
: 1:37 PM
The Martian had barely finished emptying his seed into his mouth, before Archibald was back in the mix with the kids in the kitchen.
@Hate Crime:
Trapezius muscle! Where were you five minutes ago when I was trying to finish my 1:35 post??
Damn.
Trapezius muscle! Where were you five minutes ago when I was trying to finish my 1:35 post??
Damn.
"Hey Grandma. Can you hold my vodka before you take the... godammit! Did you hear me bitch!"
Just as an aside. She ain't all that and these two apebags should go head first into a pile of burning tires.
- Douchey Smurf
Just as an aside. She ain't all that and these two apebags should go head first into a pile of burning tires.
- Douchey Smurf
# posted by : 1:43 PM
: 1:43 PM
Due to his propensity to overheat his loins whenever in close quarters with male homosapiens, Augie ripped holes in his jeans to aerate the steamy build-up.
Though he was a renown zebra fister by trade, Norman felt compelled to display the detached rectum from his latest victim.
The nurse told Homo1, "I need a sperm sample, fill up the glass."
So he had Homo2 open his mouth, and Bam!! Full Glass!!
ASvB
So he had Homo2 open his mouth, and Bam!! Full Glass!!
ASvB
Caught off-guard with the last minute party invitation, Lewis misplaced his prized gold necklace, and improvised with a stale rope of stagnant worm intestines.
Shortly after her one night stand with the guy down the hall, Mary Kate noticed a small sore on her lower lip.
GV- the gift that keeps on giving.
GV- the gift that keeps on giving.
Kevin, Kylie and Keith were disappointed when Kurt didn't show up.
Now they are one participant short of 'air-tight'
----> anonabitch, where you at?
Now they are one participant short of 'air-tight'
----> anonabitch, where you at?
Welcome to Joes apartment and by welcome I mean tag teaming trailer trash will chuging cans of busch lite with your bros
# posted by : 2:31 PM
: 2:31 PM
***Mortimer proudly holds out his glass of urine proclaiming "Look, blood and pee came out look, blood and peeee!!"
Melvins permanent extended out toungue condition and Morts glass of urine, has Meredith taking stock of her lifes direction, as she wonders whatever happened to that dream of helping the poor and starving in darfur...***
Melvins permanent extended out toungue condition and Morts glass of urine, has Meredith taking stock of her lifes direction, as she wonders whatever happened to that dream of helping the poor and starving in darfur...***
# posted by : 2:46 PM
: 2:46 PM
***Meredith doesn't regret flying all the way out to Boise to volunteer for the special olympics. She does regret attending the after hours party though.***
# posted by : 2:46 PM
: 2:46 PM
After several long years of rehab, Todd regressed in his Windex drinking addiction. Jared, his lifemate and a former drinker, has advanced FTS (Faggot Tounge Syndrome) from his excessive use.
# posted by : 3:04 PM
: 3:04 PM
Although Drew's excess cranial pressure was alleviated by the frog stem cell treatments, there were socially awkward side effects.
As Louise tried to decide which stud to bring home, the men competed by displaying their best assets.
Along with the usual rental furniture, the Scottsdale realtor hired these cool people to douche it up in the kitchen during the open house to show off the new cabinets and countertops.
# posted by : 3:13 PM
: 3:13 PM
Goofus displays his tongue and makes the sign of the Devil.
Gallant helps you fill up your urine sample cup when you're wasted.
Gallant helps you fill up your urine sample cup when you're wasted.
put your drink down and help me get my tongue stud out her ear ring...if he gets a picture of me like this everyone'll think i'm a fucking retard.
# posted by : 3:52 PM
: 3:52 PM
Jennifer just knew if she got the two Bobs into her kitchen, then she could reprise her fondest 60's musical fantasy, "I Wanta Be Bobby's Girl" twice over.
The two Bobs also discovered each would like to be the other Bob's "girl."
The two Bobs also discovered each would like to be the other Bob's "girl."
# posted by : 4:33 PM
: 4:33 PM
Bobby displayed his "blue movie moves" by offering a Bombay Sapphire gin in his right hand while tickling Big Bob's neck with his left hand, eliciting the start of a tongue job from Bob and a boob job from Jennifer in one fell swoop.
# posted by : 4:41 PM
: 4:41 PM
Bill raised a glass of distilled urine in celebration of the one day a year his siblings are allowed out of the basement.
Left to right: Bombay Sapphire, titty-pink attire, and the bass from the choir.
# posted by : 4:59 PM
: 4:59 PM
Jennifer stopped smirking moments later when Larry let loose with a hot gush of vomit on her shoulder. Jimmy found it so funny, he let loose a ripping wet fart that left a long brown skidmark in his tighty whiteys...
# posted by : 5:03 PM
: 5:03 PM
Alright, I'm already drunk, so I didn't read the previous comments. But is it just me or have there been a fucking lot of kitchen pics? When did the kitchen become the hall of drunken douchey pics?
"... Jennifer's spell of summoning went off without a hitch and before she could say 'I'm so drunk I'll basically settle for anyone at this point' she found herself firmly pressed between the groins of two second level Douche Demons, leering Lotharios with nothing but beer and the imminent jackhammer pounding of Jennifer's vaginal canal on their doltishly fixated minds..."
# posted by : 5:52 PM
: 5:52 PM
Seriously, if I ever have a daughter I'm locking her up until douchebags won't want to bother with her anymore.
That being said I'd pound this little minx here.
That being said I'd pound this little minx here.
# posted by : 6:24 PM
: 6:24 PM
As Tyler and Keith mugged for yet another photo, Kristy began to itch in anticipation. If she could get these two nitwits off of her for a few minutes, she could swipe the Chore-boy out from under the sink. And then, the garage, the glass pipe, sweet, sweet oblivion....
Although proudly sporting a solid A cup in the kitchen of two cream pants, little did Jennifer know she was actually cock blocking Bob and Chad.
# posted by : 7:50 PM
: 7:50 PM
Triggered by the cheap wine coolers, Pete disgorged the Venusian Spine Worm that had been gestating in his sinus cavity.
merideth considered herself a performance artist, her millieu was arranging for unsuspecting persons to play out alternative endings to her favorite movies. this was a night she looks back on as "my own private idaho 2"
# posted by : 4:32 AM
: 4:32 AM
Like a bizarro Threes Company episode, only Janet and Chrissy never made out (to most male viewers chagrin) where as these too I'm sure are Hershey Highway drivers with many hours behind the, erm, wheel.
Awww, Im sorry but the one on the left is sexy. (yellow shirt) Please excuse special Ed on the right.
# posted by : 10:01 AM
: 10:01 AM
"Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes."
"He got a hold of my woman man!
You mean that blond groupie with the film crew? Shit. Think he sodomized her"
"Jesus God almighty look at that bunch over there man! They've spotted us!"
"Who are these people? These faces? Where did they come from? They look like caricatures of used car dealers from Dallas, and sweet Jesus, there are a hell of a lot of them at 4:30 on a Sunday morning. Still humping the American dream. " - I'll let you figure out which of the three is the American dream.
"He got a hold of my woman man!
You mean that blond groupie with the film crew? Shit. Think he sodomized her"
"Jesus God almighty look at that bunch over there man! They've spotted us!"
"Who are these people? These faces? Where did they come from? They look like caricatures of used car dealers from Dallas, and sweet Jesus, there are a hell of a lot of them at 4:30 on a Sunday morning. Still humping the American dream. " - I'll let you figure out which of the three is the American dream.
@Cpt Bringdown
How dare you speak of downed Winecoolers like that, 3 of those were my friends.
BdB
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How dare you speak of downed Winecoolers like that, 3 of those were my friends.
BdB
# posted by : 5:32 PM
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