Due to changes in federal law, Vegas clubs relaxed their "No retards" rules, and the 2nd tier women were all over it.
 

"Watch, when I go like this with my hands, it makes my eyes get even farther apart. No, seriously! Steven, show her the camera!"
 

Creepy ass Euro Scrotes!!! What the hell is on that dudes head?
 

"I snapped off two fingers in Dieter's ass!"
 

Grease is the turd.
 

What's with the scary alien thumb action in the middle?
 

so if my understanding of a 'shocker' is correct, is the guy in the middle indicating he wants to stick fingers up his OWN arse?

what a bunch of fucking odd-balls.

mind you, she's a little cutey in the grey top, but, if she kicks about with this group of twats then i'd have to think twice.
 

It's clear these girls will receive no farfegnugen from those uber scrotes.
 

imagine you met her in a club and your like, class, she's mint...she says, yeah i'll go back to yours after, can my friends come too, you're like yeah sure...hometime comes and the entire cast of fraggle rock roles up...gutted.
 

Encino Man 3: Passing their prime.

Army of Douche-ness
 

To get his hair cut like that what does he do?

...Sit down in the barber chair and say "just give me the Patti Duke"?
 

"In Brazeeow, we do what you would call 'Fuzzy Chocker' - One in the peenk, one in the steenk and one to tickle the cleet," Juan Carlos explained to Clorox Skank and Vacant A-Cup as friends Chacho and Julio looked on for the camera.
 

Furio decided to do this job pro bono.
 

After the industrial accident Pepe was unable to to give "the finger", so he would instead hold up two shorter fingers and hope that viewer understood that he was to imagine their lengths summed together and centered. Sadly, the message rarely got through.
 

Vladimir Putin was quite a clubber in his younger days, but former gymnasts were all duly warned about his ass/crotch rub maneuver.
 

Nurse Gollum's brother recognized his "unusual condition" was a boon in the clubs: he could simultaneously throw the horns, grab the hott, and order a round.
 

good god what is on the top of that choads head?

a wig?

a freshly scalped.....scalp?

a dead beaver?

nostradamus never saw this one coming.
 

U really need an HCWDB euro affiliate..it's a whole new type of future Dbag over there
 

Probably one of the most frightening pics I've seen on DB's in quite a while.

Lone-brow on the left, Alec Baldwin's long lost third cousin twice removed on the far right, and my Pakistani cab driver from last week somewhere in between.
 

So easy a caveman can do them
 

We now know what the illegitimate son of Frida Kahlo and Fabio would look like.
 

Morris feigned even the slightest hint of the joviality that was to come, as he envisioned the crackling and popping of flesh coming from the four freshly-removed heads, as they danced about in his microwave later that evening.
 

Unfortunately for Albert, his late janitorial shift at In n’ Out Burger precluded him from removing his blue jumpsuit before joining the gang at the Pussycat Dolls show.
 

@Geico anon, 4:40 p.m. -

GET A BLOGGER NAME! LOL
 

since losing his Penthouse publishing empire, Bob Guccione and his sons fredo and sonny are forced to scrounge the lowest tier vegas clubs.
 

Catapillar gangs rumble at local night club... news at 11pm
 

The newest Douche move of 2009 is unveiled - it's called:
Hornbrows

I think it'll fade fast as a douche move - god willing.
 

The newest Douche move of 2009 is unveiled - it's called:
Hornbrows

I think it'll fade fast as a douche move - god willing.
 

"you can no want fuck with me... you can want no fuck with me? my bitches pussy yes will eat your head!"
 

"... so the loaf of rye was jammed in the bread slicer, & as I went to grab it, Sylvia here tonue flicks my taint! bada bing bada boo, 3 finger Monty"
 

"no really, Portugese taint smells much different from Basque shepherd taint... here sniff"
 

There is nothing about this photo that does not make me say "Ewww".
 

@ Massa-douchettes 4:52

Wow. Kettlehead was ahead of his time.
 

Vroom!
Vroom!
Party-Starter!
 

Unibra!!
 

I read an article this morning regarding the exciting efforts of the Max Planck Institute at sequencing more than half of the Neanderthal genome. I though that they had extracted the specimen from some old genetic material but it appears that they actually were able to go straight to the source! We'll be able to save a lot of money on cloning now that we know that Neanderthals really didn't die off, they just evolved into the douchebags we now see. Congratulations guys! Good work!

Seriously though, this picture is working against the forces of nature. Its just not right. I'm pretty sure those catepillars are getting ready to turn on the one in the purple...They've already laid their offspring in his hairline. They'll wait for their parents to kill the douchebag so that they can feed off of its corpse as they mature.

It was nice of dad to take out his rere son, he even bought him a date that matches his outfit! How thoughtful. Dad looks like he needs to be on "To catch a predator."
 

Nice cartoon velcro wallet stickin' half out your pants pocket Fabio Jnr. Fag!
 

The girly in grey is very cute.
 

Retards have to club too!
 

Can you imagine if he had the kettlehead arch? That thing would punch right through his bangs
 

The Latvian janitor on the right really rounds out the picture.
 

Wow.

This is Epic Fail on a... well..

Epic Scale.

There are no words. The... pain...
 

Fabio is now dancing with the stars in a purple leotard with a pig tail mullet while billy mays got stuffed down vladdy's sweaty v neck and bladwin's illegit das doucher brother is still suckin on the lime from his soco shots with the paid entertainment they found on the blvd
 

Dad's been depressed ever since they stopped making Hai Karate (the Axe Body Spray of the early 70's)
 

If you thought your family was insanely weird, check out dieter's.
 

Zut alors! Ce discoteque sent comme le poo!
 

Douchebacca
 

The Baldwin Brothers & Boobies Basement Club showed promise but when the Eurodouches crashed the party, Billy Baldwin contemplated becoming THEIR bitches
 

Hair Plugs for Men...
 

Soprano's season #9 - 'Welcome to Piscataway'.
 

it looks like Hawkman smeared charcoal dust on the leading edges of his wings and crashed into that dude's forehead. That would also explain the hair.

Does the unibrow gene somehow correlate with the disjointable thumb gene?

--VS
 

Stripes has hair extensions. He should just comb back his eyebrows.
 

Who would have thought that one of the Baldwin brothers would be on here!!
 

Nice that they brought their auto mechanic along.
 

Lars waited patiently for the young hitchhikers to have their fun. True, the big Peterbilt was wasting precious diesel idling in the parking lot, but the eventual payoff in frantic begging, blood-choked screams, and stewed kidneys was worth the expense.
 

They say that the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain. Unfortunately, it has caused an over-spill of douche and is now washing up on the shores of the east coast. The worst is yet to come once this toxic sludge mixes in with our own superfund sites of scrote.
 

Dieter's antennae twitched nervously, trying desperately to warn him through the hydroencephaly that the Enforcer from the Institute had found them once again.
 

Tito was fired later for not having enough flair.
 

Gunter waited for the chorus of "Jager!" to subside before moving in with his bucket of sawdust.
 

...

that's all I've got
 

Dieter was not pleased when tatiana brought him the shallow V neck
 

chest hair
 

Uter Us with a joke?

Rocky Rococo at your cervix!
 

Who wears a bear-skin rug to the club?
 

Mien dispatcher says you have problem with cable?
 

@dimples 8:01

Fuckin win!
 

Een large warehouse explosion raving club of the Communist Russia, bag douches YOU!

--
Many super welcomes to fine Estonian prostitutions.

-Na Zdorovye!!!
 

Fucking hair caterpillars gone wild!

Tarmal!

Someone fire up the 40 hp weed eater I'm going in.
 

So this is what happens when you fertilize your eyebrows with semen.
 

choadwank excursion
 

Anon 4:41 wins hands down.
 

Dieter is celebrating on the run with his buddies who helped him escape from prison where he was doing time determined by the judge for "bad hair/unibrow neglect" rought on by over-clubbing and fingering the wrong suspects for his crime, and now everyone is mocking that it was a run-on sentence but Dieter just sees it as a run-along sentence, and decided to high-tail it while Carlos and Uter were around because they have the hottest hotts and an escape plan that really works plus they know all the finger action, such as up yours and the horns which is what they had to avoid rushing across the streets to get away from the sheriff.
 

German raving: So easy a Caveman, David Hasselhoff, and a huge fore-headed guy can do.

Oh, and no boobies!!!
 

Jose would like you to know that at least half the people who came to this concert aren't here to see the band. they're here to see his eyebrows!
 

Apologies, I have overlooked the assignment to caption the pic, having been overcome by numbing incredulity at my witnessing the Striped Venusianboy's suspension eyebrows.

So, the caption would read:

[CAPTION UNAVAILABLE due to overwhelming, numbing incredulity caused by exposure to Striped Venusianboy's suspension eyebrows. We thank you for your indulgence in this regard --Ed.]

--VS
 

The Cirque Du Soleil casino circuit performersf never knew quite what to do with their free time from 1 am to 7 am.
 

***Due to current economic woes, the Hair Plugs for Men convention could only budget in a pair of transvestites for the after hours party***
 

The Euro version of "Friends" was doomed from episode one.
 

Dude on the right looks like an aged Jim Halpert. You know, that smirky guy on The Office.
 

What the fuck is up with that guys hair? Not even trying for a caption, just seriously what the fuck. He has to be foreign. And when I say foreign I mean cattle herders in rural Uzbekistan look at this guy and say "what the fuck was he thinking".
 

The kind of foreigners where you're standing in line and then you catch a smell of something disgusting and you think "What the hell kind of smell is that? Is someone making spring rolls out of aged dog muff, spoiled cocoa butter, and zebra shit?" and then you hear them talking and you're like "Oh. Foreigners."
 

man, Alec Baldwin will do anything to get his picture taken.
 

When hair plugs and roofies go terribly wrong at a Scorpions reunion concert...
 

Mayhaps there is a new strain of Grieco Virus? GV-2, also known as Vulcan's Disease?

Just throwin' it out there.
 

Somebody in this lineup has a big knife. Can you tell who it is?
 

There's some serious "call in the coordinates" shit going on here. Something is about to go wrong. Just sayin'.
 

What is this?? "A Night at The Roxbury 2" with the Douchetabi brothers???
 

Having lost the "Cold War", the Douche-ski's are shoe ins to win the "Choad War"
 

Caption:

After losing two fingers in a freak nosepicking accident, Carlos felt confident with the laideeeeez...
 

german counterstrike championship league finally made it to vegas
 

Naomi and Teegan stoicly maintained their cheerful demeanours, as the local toughs bustled through to get their 2-for--the-price-of-1 cocktails with the little umbrellas in them.
 

Mmmm Teegan.
 

2 douches, 2 bleeths and a janitor
 

One of the more disturbing things that humanity has produced.
 

The Eurodouches arrive in Las Vegas for the International Dog Show. Carlos has smuggled a teacup Pit Bull into the disco under his shirt to impress the ladies.

Now if he can get the new breed's taste for fingers bred out of the line... it will be a huge success.
 

I caption this pic "The Brows of Blindness" or "Demonic pubs on the forehead"
 

You ain't seen nothing yet, wait til there's a full moon.
 

Sadly, Ana and Estefanita left before Ramon could tell them he could a gallon a day.
 

"You vwant puhsee?!? How hairy you vwant puhsee?!? "
 

Guy on left parts his hair sideways, F'n Odd, Hott on the right has it goin on looks wise, russian mobster on right is the waldouche nobody will ask to step out of the pic
Turdacious
 

Douchebag Tikka Masala with Naan
 

Something about that pic just screams Istanbul.

I KISS YOU!
 

It's like the creepy neighbors from The 'Burbs went clubbing.
 

thinks were looking up for vasvi and ivan once unlce blas brought minerva and shpressa out to the club...
 

@ Massengill 9:01

You referenced The 'Burbs.

Will you marry me?
 

This picture is just a big bucket of YUCK!
 

Reminds me of a great Kyuss tune: "The Catarpillar March".
 

^
Heh heh, I was listening to "Welcome to Sky Valley" last night.
 

Miguel says, "1 in the pink, 1 in the stink, and 1 on the love button. Oh yeah! giggity."
 

The Gieco cavemen got loose...DB1 this pic is f'd up
 

They're playing "Goose the Man to Your Left." Valery Malenkov is not pleased.
 

chewbacca, tim curry and alec baldwin
 

Fabio, Booger and Sly at the opening of the Planet HollyDouche