She looks to have Tara Reid areolas.

Just sayin'.
 

Ronalds attempt to cover up his extra nipples failed miserably.
 

I have star tattoos on my chest I think that explains everything

but I'm aware that I am in fact a douche.
 

Me douche....

These boobs...
 

fukken 4th bzzznitchez
 

"Say Bra, before you snap the pic of this hottie's tahteetoes, lemme slip in an grab a quick headbump. I will even enhance your photo by pointing at her breastesses. Thanks ever so much."

an azzwipe in anyone's book.

--VS
 

"Say Bra, before you snap the pic of this hottie's tahteetoes, lemme slip in an grab a quick headbump. I will even enhance your photo by pointing at her breastesses. Thanks ever so much."

an azzwipe in anyone's book.

--VS
 

methinks blogger harbours douchesymp scrote-a-teurs.

--VS
 

His stars look all bubbly n shit. Is that some nasty scrote infection?
 

Can you put a link in to the original picture, so we can see what Yolk is hiding?
 

Damn that "YOLK"!!!! He is in my nightmares!
 

motor boat..
 

Damn...thems some trampoline titties.
 

NASA needs to send in Neil Degrasse Tyson to observe this most unusual (and most unfortunate) of stars orbiting around planets in the GALaxy.

And if they can't find Dr. Tyson, I am available to conduct the research. For I visited the Hayden (Panettiere) Planetarium once myself.
 

does he have bullet holes in his tats?
 

I can smell the Aqua di Gio from here
 

Just click on pic for it sans yolk
 

Looks like another moonlight zeppelin race. I think the right one is ahead by a nip, errr hair, errrrr nose, errrr YOLK!.

Eduardo is very impressed, isn't he? Maybe he wants to pop one...
 

What? Boobies? Where? Ohhhhhh, that's where they are. Thank God you're here, man, cause otherwise we would've missed those.
 

Judging by the bumps in the middle of his stars, he's just hiding extra nipples.

And speaking of nipples...
 

Xenu is pissed about being replaced.

Not that he really wants his face on titties, mind you, but because he wants his puckered lips to be in the picture somehow.
 

If that ain't fat baby heaven I just don't know what is. Having my head crushed between those would be a nice way to go.
 

BOOBIES
 

That is as close to female breasts as his cock loving mitts have ever been...
 

Boobies!
 

You'd think he'd keep his shirt buttoned to cover up those queer-bait tattoos... Unless he's secretly hunting men, of course.
 

He took a wide stance with me in a Minnesota bathroom once.

True story.
 

speaking of stars, globes, and galaxies far far away, this guy's cranium is klingon-like.
 

The Yolk is a dead ringer for Gary Busey circa Big Wednesday.

Apropos of nothing...
 

I think the stars are actually stickers, which is why they have bubbles underneath them.

Douchy enough to want to show off chest tats, too chicken poop to actually get them and have people at the office gossip.
 

God bless you DB1 for showing her to me, and god bless you miss for your beautiful breasts and the lovely nipple Db1 allowed us to see.This is the best time I have had in months. It is sad to see so much beauty ruined by so much douche. Step away from the douche young Jennifer Love Hewitt.
 

OK, don't get me wrong, pucker-tatt there is poo. Douchey, douchey, poo.

And those ARE sweet boobies. Nobody is saying they're not. Sweet, sweet, boobies.

But in the headlong rush into her cleavage, you all seem to be missing the lusciousness of her lips. Yummy, yummy lips.

You can keep the bags of silicone; I'll take yummy lips any day. Declare this one the founding entrant in the Hall of Yummy Lips.

Or is that just me?
 

I love how the faintest edge of areola is forbidden, yet the word "twat-waffle" is family-friendly enough to post on db1's commentary.


You know what I miss, and we haven't seen on here for a while? Ghost nipples, that's what.
 

@bdb: i dated a guy with 5 stars on his chest. It doesn't automatically make one a douchebag. It's just a bad idea to mix drink and ink, that's all.
 

See that? That's why I ain't worried 'bout my stock in Dupont.
 

You felt the need to censor a bit of side nipple? And it was only areola, with no actual nippage? Wow db1, you must be having meetings with investors this week. That was nowhere near NSFW. In fact, it looks like the inflation nozzle on the beachballs that she has under her shirt.

Oh, and I agree about the lips. Hers are truly luscious.
 

Nice shitty, scarred-up hamburger tattoos on your chest, there, fuckface. That's what you get for asking for something as stupid as black stars. Stars are the new kanjis are the new tribals are the new hearts are the new roses.

Fuck. Salt.

And I have a sudden craving for cantaloupe.
 

Let it be known that February is for Boobies.

I can't even be angry at him. I'd circumnavigate the Earth with all the motorboating I'd do to them.
 

I'd jump out of plane holding nothing but her titties, and feel safe in knowing that they'd break the 10,000 ft fall.
 

I'd run through a 100 mile long field of hungry wolves with no pants on for a chance to teach string theory to the poor Honduran boy who stitched the seams of her bra.
 

Hispanic Orson Welles shows his Walk-of-Fame stars while indicating the ad for his new film, "Citizen Large Boobs" (or was it "The Magnificent Boobisons"? Or possibly "Mr. Arkadin's Girlfriend With Large Boobs"?).
 

I'd give myself a prolapsed anus with a Japanese genetically engineered square watermelon for a chance to see her and the Eiffel towers girl to run into each other.
 

I'd let the doctor who tested Tia Tequila for gonorrhea put the q-tip in my mouth for a chance to see this girl and the Eiffel girl take a rudimentary English class together.
 

The broad curvature of that nip slip calculates to a nipple roughly the size of Texas.
 

Holy areolas!
 

Bad admin, no biscuit!

I ever tell you about the time my brother's and I were watching their dad and his friends get hammered out back by the shed? No?

Well Frank, my brothers dad, was a notorious drinker and by drinker I mean wake up in the morning and pour Jim Beam in to his friggin corn flakes drinker. Anyways Frank had somehow extracted a $100 out of his jobless existence and rather than spend it on alcohol, clean clothing or deodorant he decided that the best and highest use of his new found riches was to bet his friend, who by the way was an even bigger disappointment to his mother/family/god than Frank ever was, that he couldn't roll the hundski up and ram it through his hand.

Well Frank's friend not wanting to look like a total jerkoff in front of 4 or 5 of his friends and 3 bewildered 8 year olds took the bet. He wound that bill as tightly as he could between his palms, ensuring that there was a sharp point at one end and then in one quick motion stabbed it through the center of his hand. Much to our surprise and his it actually penetrated his hand and poked every so slightly out of the other side.

He took that bloody $100 bill and warped sense of accomplishment to the emergency room for stitches and a series of painful antibiotic shots in the palm of his hand. Moral of the story? Well there isn't one but I will definitely pay someone a $100 to stab Deebs in the hand unless he puts the nip back dammit!
 

fairly sure that you don't have to be worried about drowning when you and her are thrown off the cruise ship for indecent acts in front of minors... those puppies will float anywhere.
 

family friendly website like HCwDB

So,.. discussions of mega-violence and nasty sexual acts in the comment section are SFW or does Db1 just seem to think that the Hollywood/Mad Ave types possibly investing in his ideas wont even go as far as to actually click in to see what a "comment" is?
 

i am fully convinced that DB1 now has a personal publicist and / or media strategist to advise him on HCwDB's media relations.

i am also fully convinced that those boobies will - uh - um - er - glurrrrrrrrrrghrrrghrrrr
 

whats that saying...tit for tat
 

It's Lil Wayne Newton!
 

So where have all the regs been today?

No crucial, no bcs, (still) no pfah, no douchtovesky(or however the hell it's spelt), no BVG. This is making me sad. Is the bad economy weeding everyone out? Hold me Vin, I'm scared.
 

Whoa, whoa...isn't this the boy named Sue from "Swingers"?
 

lol it kinda does look like Patrick Van Horn.
 

I love Lämp.

And I smell a book tour...
 

I like it better when you "display the nonsecure items. DB1."
 

Tamil nadouche.

Bollywoodouche.

Star of India douche (see famous gemstones reference in Wikipedia)
 

OMIGOD, a double-cleavite, top AND bottom.

That's certainly worth more than two lousy stars, DB1.
 

Those titties are so big, they are causing the corners of this picture to warp. You want dark matter? It exists where those two things collide. My penis would probably be ripped apart by the immense gravitational forces, but hey, the chance to do a Brazilian Muscle Fuck (yes, I know a girl who calls a titty fuck that) in up to 14 dimensions would probably be worth it.
 

His stars are actually the sturdy metal stars on old brick buildings that mark the exterior point where the major interior beams affix to the outside. The raised bumps in the middle of the stars correspond to the same raised area in the aforementioned architectural stars.

Collectors items, seen at many a secondhand store and at flea markets and swapmeets, the metal stars are still seen in much of the midwest's older buildings, and I am sure in lots of other places (South, West)...anywhere old buildings persist.
 

Who cares about stars when there are bodacious titties starin' atcha?

Can't you find a friendlier face to paste on top her areola than that grimacing Yolk? Like maybe someone with a dangling tongue, or some smilin' twat? How about a baby?
 

I'm wondering if the line above his nose means he was recently wearing mirrored aviators. In which case that DOUCHEGOLDAPERFECT10.
 

Amazing. She has two bald men down her top.
 

What's that? Right.there.by.her.nip? Yeah I see it... it says "Inflate to 35 psi."
 

10 AM (east coast) and still no update? What are ya sleeping in DB1? The one day I actually get on here early.
 

why can't you show a bit of tit you tit?
 

This picture reminds me: Where the hell is Pfah? Dammit!
 

This picture reminds me: One day the earth will collide with the moon
 

This picture reminds me: my shaved balls are chafing
 

O lord.

I just got DB1's awful pun.

So, Boss, you a long time Hustler reader?



er, I only know about Hustler content because I found my stepdad's stash.

Last week.
 

This picture reminds me: I need to Tivo the 2009 Fat Bald Guy Headbutting Championships
 

This picture reminds me: When Kirbies fight, no one wins
 

christ, what is it about TITS?!

thanks fuck for women, with tits.
 

@anon, 3:07 p.m. (and others who alluded to it) -

"His stars look all bubbly n shit. Is that some nasty scrote infection?"

That's a symptom of the Grieco virus. It's not the moles themselves that are the symptom, but the need of a douchewank to cover said moles with a stripper's pasties.

Not to mention pointing at those Octo-mom bellies as though he'll actually be touching them later.
 

I am humbled by your choice in captioning this post. Now gladly hand over brunette hot and I'll forget about the trademark issue.
 

wow, that much areola shut you down? wow. what is america coming to?
 

There should be a new category for douchiest star tatt