Ok everybody- this is my son "Lil Douchie."
 

Gummo says her sphincter is orange and black rimmed too.
 

I almost feel bad for douche-fwip here with orange man-hands...

wait, the moment has passed.
 

Kevin: If Sherman has sex before I do, I'm gonna be really pissed.
Jim: Sherman? The Sherminator?
[both laugh]
 

Nimrod had worked all winter at Baskin Robbins and saved enough money to travel to the CES show in Las Vegas in hopes that he would get to meet Orangina Stankhole, Miss November in Bleeth Magazine.
 

That man is teh ghey. I can't believe that DB1 didn't catch that. The man is gayer than Christmas wrapping paper.
 

just kickin a little somethin for the homies
 

christian is soooo turned on by the cameraman

he hopes the breeder next to him doesnt ruin anything
 

thou shalt not commit homodouchery
 

Bag A,
Nice!

I look at the pic, ponder, reflect, get "Shermi..."
Oh crap!
I'm Beat!
 

Bride of Chucky and Edward Grimmleybag are one of the most bone chilling pairings I've seen on here in a while. The Elmers Glue shade of his flesh is almost as offenseive to me as tan-in-a-can orange. And this broad looks like a Jack-O-Lantern with dentures wearing mascara. Gross.
 

I think I saw this cat in The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe. Yep that's right, he's half man half goat and he plays the pan flute.

I'm pretty sure I saw her in The Return of the Jedi swallowing frogs, yanking on Princess Leia's chain and mocking Luke Skywalker.
 

shes fat! dammit where have the hots been today? not one fuckable broad..

I'M DISAPPOINTED
 

She's going to take him home and mount him --- with a pin through his chest.
 

jesus backstroking christ.



her armpit has fat folds. in 6 years she'll be using a bookmark to find her necklace.



not cool DB1. you owe us some hotness tomorrow. and besides, it's Friday.
 

Hefty hefty hef-ty

*wimpy wimpy wim-py*
 

These 1960s era Batman villain camera angles don't help reduce the spew-factor.

He looks like her late night, bloodless crunchy snack.
 

Capt. Bringdown...

well played, my friend, well played.
 

Ah, he's got the glimmer of Mark of the Douche shining forth below tht fauxhawk. Wait til she gets him home and finds out he's Hillary Swank.

--VS
 

I know it's the wrong thread, but I'm so late to the laptop this week/evening,

Welcome home, pfah.
 

She's bigger, tanner, and much more masculine than he is.

Is this the Bizarro world?
 

@Baron Von Douchehausen...thanks brother. it's really good to be back.
 

You're still around, BostonBeanBag?

Nice avatar, yo. Where the bros man? Looks like it was taken at an Italian wedding at a Motel 6.

"Not one fuckable broad". Yeah, you tell 'em BBB.

Now eat a d*ck.
 

To make himself more butch, Jeremy went to the barber and asked for a 'Shark-Cut.'



Then he went home and did his nails.
 

believe it or not anon @ 6:40

it was taken only seconds after i took the dick out of your mothers ass, no joke.

she even bought me the corona.

tell her i said thanks though i would've loved to spend more time with her, but i guess she had too many clients that night.
 

She's more orange/tan than cute (way more), but he's more than happy she was paid to pose with him: "Look at how hot she is! She's wearing makeup!"

Yeah, I think the camera angle and cropping here is purely intentional.
 

Gooooooooooooood damn it
 

She is orange, thick like a brick and completely bleethed out...



I'd f*ck her.
 

Trisha's apartment wouldn't allow her to keep her mangy, underweight chihuahua any longer, so she settled for a mangy, underweight pillow-biter.
 

Her super-fakey eye makeup is far more distasteful than her armpit rolls.

Red-headed pink-skinned douchebags somehow always remind me of labia and leprechauns.

Now pass me that Irish coffee, woman!
 

Either one is a complete fail as a beard for the other.
 

Unable to afford expensive tooth whitening procedures, Bianca decided instead to bathe herself in bronzer. Moments after the photo was taken, she began spasming and vomiting violently from acute TFBOS (Totally Fucking Bleethed Out Syndrome).
 

What a gal. She tans, so he doesn't have to. God damn. He looks like the product of a TV show where Donkey Douche, Fish Slap, Fung, and The Gator go around per request of an over bearing mom to get her WoW playing son to be a little "cooler" and more able to hook up with club gals. The show would be called "Bags 4 Gamer Tags" as a play off of the gamer tags video game players take up as their personal moniker. The 4 instead of "four" makes the title hip and relevant to the times.
In this episode Cecil finds himself putting down the 360 controller and picking up a bottle of Got2b Glued hair gel. The ripped by design Armani Exchange shirt helps give the image of a well defined chest, and the wealth to make such poor clothing choices as to buy a shirt that's been ripped on purpose. A little bit of axe...a lot of bit of axe and Cecil was ready to try his new pick up skills that were called in from jail by The Donk. Here we see Cecil finally "connected" with Patricia, a 21 year old college student majoring in fashion. Meanwhile in the surveillance van outside Fish, and Fung attempt the Top Gun High Five whilst sitting down. The Gator just looks longingly into the camera, as usual.

Show airs thursdays at 10:30 after the hit show Bromance. Then, at 11, my new show. "The Business End of a Winchester". The plots self-explanatory.
 

I hate that fucking Lemur.
 

This is not a hot chick. This is a roasted pig.
 

This is not a hot chick. This is a roasted pig.
 

Cap'n BD @ 6:26 FTW... heh heh
 

After seeing this picture, I must now take a two month sabbatical and make a triumphant Pfah-esque return once the hotts are back.

... but I'll wait until after the haiku tomorrow...




... aaaaaand I'll pro'lly be back, drunk again, Monday morning.







Sorry folks.
 

Brown sugar cougar and pink panther
 

He: More flaming than the Great White farewell concert.*

She: Underarm fat to make grandma jealous.

Somebody needs to post some eye bleach stat!

*If that's over the line, I'm sorry and I'll take the aisle seat over there.
 

He brags to his friends about his hot, crazy bitch and how he drives her wild.

At home, she milks his prostate as he cries face down on the bed.
 

OUCH! @ the flaming great white concert, I lived a 1/2 mile away from where that happened
 

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@ehcuodouche:

I approve.

You took a Shot in the Dark and came up with Baby's on Fire.

Good on ya, Wasted Rock Ranger.
 

more lost respect for someone approving of the comment. 100 people died in that fire. Joking about that reference is like laughing at the holocaust or 9/11
 

maybe my original view of the people on here being classless was the correct view
 

Exactly when did the classic rectification of male baldness known popularly as "the combover" change directions on us?

This dude's hairline is receding back as quickly and awkwardly as I would if that raccoon she-beast approached me in the club asking for a thunderous dance.

Hey little one, gelling up the leftovers into a mini-faux and forward sweep does not a cool guy make. Ask Nub. He knows.
 

Duroc gilt and Chester White barrow
co-mingle in the slut-, er slat-barn.
 

@ BostonDoucheBag 7:56

Lighten up Francis. It was a joke.If you don't like the people or humor here... take a fucking hike.
 

lets see 3 people you know and 97 other helpless people die in a fire, while you sit stand outside helpless with the smell of burning flesh for miles.

see if you sit back and watch people joke about that.

if thats a joke you have a fucked up sense of humor.

blow me
 

especially since today is the 6 year anniversary of the fires.

thats not fucked up?
 

suck it boston, you reek like Bra's armpits
 

I just lost my appetite, I need to go chain smoke outside ill brb because at this point in time i wanna break someones spine.
 

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I am classless... get used to it or go home.
 

Wait I was wrong, sorry Boston.









You prolly smell like Donkey's taint after a nice tongue lathering.
 

@ BostonDoucheBag

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6304447980554417691
 

Although I do agree that what happened at the Great White show was a tragedy, I do not agree that you can compare a fire at a club due to pyrotechnics is "...like laughing at the holocaust or 9/11." There is a big difference between an act of premeditated murder and a freak accident. Now I need a shot and a cigarette.....
 

P.s. Those other 97 people were fans of Great White... were they not?
 

Funny thing about humor.

Either everything is game or nothing is.

If something offends you, it's usually best to keep it to yourself, because acting like a wank about it just gives anyone who doesn't like you a heaping bag of leverage anytime they want to piss you off.

Ignore shit you don't think is funny, and laugh about the things we have in common to laugh at.

Things like Ed Grimleydouche and that lemur thing from Madagascar.

Do not be near the king's feet!
 

whoa, stayin outta this one

*backs slowly outta the room*
 

@ Ed Hardouchey

WTF does that have to do with anything

@ Crucial Head

I will pay you $10,000 no joke to come my house and talk shit about the people who died to my face.
 

@Gaijindouche

So i should sit back and watch people pat each other on the back to a joke about 100 innocent people dying

When that image of The Station burning in front of my eyes is permanently etched in my brain.

While families are outside at this very moment at the memorial on the 6 year anniversary balling their eyes out.

Should I make jokes about 9/11 to families that lost relatives in that terror attack, and expect them just to shrug it off.
 

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6304447980554417691&hl=en
 

Gajin said it best, good on ya bro. But still cant think that the self absorbed BDB eats the corn outta his landlords crud, just to pay his bar bill at at his barback job. See when ya drink your paycheck, ya gotta pay the bills.
 

No joke I was almost in tears and im shaking like a leaf right now on how ignorant those posts were, call me a fag if you want, but that shit hits way too close to home for me. For anyone to expect me not to react is just backing up the wrong party because im disliked on this website.
 

It should be you blowing farts out of your ass
 

It's the Shermanator!!!
 

Well, I knew it was coming. In fact, I predicted it quite a long time ago when I said that Boston Douchebag would promote ignominious ideologies such as vigilantism.

And now that he has, we must truly search for solutions that are more creative and constructive than the typically self-satisfied ones championed by vapid ninnyhammers.

Before examining the present situation, however, it is important that I do what comes naturally. It will not be easy to snap his subalterns out of their trance. Nevertheless, we must attempt to do exactly that for the overriding reason that whenever anyone states the obvious—that unlike Boston, I believe in individual responsibility, the rule of law, and fair play—discussion naturally progresses towards the question, "Why aren't our children being warned about Boston in school?"

The answer is a bit of a taboo subject but that won't stop me from telling you. You see, Boston will probably respond to this comment just like he responds to all criticism. He will put me down as "disagreeable" or "insolent". That's his standard answer to everyone who says or writes anything about him except the most fawning praise.





To summarize my views: Boston Douchebag should show some class.
 

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damnit boston douche!!!

shut the fuck up or get the fuck off this site!!!

you're just a little bitch thats always looking for a fight.

whats the matter, did daddy touch you when you were a kid?

or was it your priest you little faggot?
 

If ya cant joke about tragedy then ya havent lived. we are all scared and terrified of the things that we cant control.

We joke about them because we are scared of them, we arent joking on those that died, but the terrible thing that happenned. We never want that to happen to anyone we know, or even ourselves. We just need an outlet to make it easier on ourselves to understand

I am sure everyone here is very mournful of the people that lost their lives. But like the great tragedies of lore we find a way to laugh at them to soften the blow'
 

$10,000 CRUCIAL

STEP UP TO THE PLATE

COME MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THE 100 PEOPLE THAT DIED AT MY DOORSTOP
 

Lets party BDB. I'll take you on.
 

@ANON 8:44

Its not justifiable to mock the people who died 6 years ago to the day. Why shouldn't I speak up were you there on Feb 20th 2003? Did you know people that died? Would it be justified if I sat here and mocked your dead friends or family members on the anniversary of their deaths?

For any of you to justify that is shameful.
 

email me your phone number ill give you all the details you need buddy. bostondouchebag@yahoo.com
 

I'll take you on douchebag. Keep the money, I'll do it for free.
 

again email me your phone number ed hardouchey .ill take down your information and buy the plane tickets for you
 

@BDB

Come on, man. First Douchetevsky and now Crucial? Dude, just settle down and let it go. You're too high strung, man. I am gonna come back later just so I can see how many threats were placed on here and laugh at the childness of it all.

After I get my bottle of Glenfiddich of course.

And maybe some baby wipes
 

and now Ed Hardouchey?

let it fucking go
 

you obviously read nothing i said
 

again scumbag619 see someone laugh at people you know that died on the anniversary of their death and see how big of a kick you get out of it.

I won't stop either until someone steps up to the plate of my challenge or apologizes
 

Better bring some friends if youlook like your picture meat.
 

@myself "childishness" not "childness"


Fuck you spell nazi wherever you are
 

@BDB

Sometimes I don't like what I see on here, but it's not my place to decide what's free speech - It's not yours either.

LET IT GO.
 

again step up to the plate buddy talk shit after you drop me
 

I don't know about you guys, but my whole family gets together and tells crucifixion jokes about Jesus on Good Friday.

Eh? Anyone? Ehhh?

-Ponderonymous
 

but the stuff that's said here also hadn't directly involved something that changed your life forever. Lets see 3 people you know die in a blood bath right in front of you and see how you take it when people make jokes about it..
 

btw my mailbox is still empty shit talkers
 

Two hits- I hit you and you hit the ground. End of fight.
 

FYI

my good friend died this evening of cancer at 6:05pm Pacific and she was only 29. I have heard many a jokes about cancer, but I can't let it bother me. Just settle down, man. Settle down.
 

To deal stiffly with the most ethically bankrupt Neanderthals you'll ever see who squander irreplaceable treasures, we need to begin with a frank acknowledgment of the basic humanness of each of us. And we must acknowledge that BostonDouchebag's needs a mental carminative. For openers, BostonDouchebag's discounts important principles of our culture as mere platitudes—and BostonDouchebag's knows it.

BostonDouchebag's has repeatedly been spotted turning kooks loose against us good citizens. When questioned about that, it either denies any knowledge of it or offers unbelievable and ludicrous explanations that only a cruel, offensive dweeb could believe. Next time, BostonDouchebag's, you may want to check your facts correctly. BostonDouchebag's will use "pressure tactics"—that's a euphemism for "torture"—to coerce ordinary people into giving rise to the most superficial dips you'll ever see long before it can convert me into one of its sycophants. On a completely different tack, BostonDouchebag's needs to stop living in denial. It needs to wake up and realize that if you think about it you'll see that its primitive hijinks are merely a distraction. They're just something to generate more op-ed pieces, more news conferences for media talking heads, and more punditry from people like me. Meanwhile, BostonDouchebag's's apostles are continuing their quiet work of advancing BostonDouchebag's's real goal, which is to cause this country to flounder on the shoals of self-interest, corruption, and chaos.

BostonDouchebag's must have some sort of problem with reading comprehension. That's the only explanation I can come up with as to why BostonDouchebag's accuses me of admitting that merit is adequately measured by its methods and qualifications. What I actually said is that we can't stop BostonDouchebag's overnight. It takes time, patience and experience to provide you with a holistic and thematic history of BostonDouchebag's's shiftless ideals. Although BostonDouchebag's won't admit it, an understanding of the damage that may be caused by its mephitic, covinous histrionics isn't something I expect everyone to develop the first time they hear about it. That's why I write over and over again and from so many different angles about how BostonDouchebag's had previously claimed that it had no intention to obliterate our sense of identity. Of course, shortly thereafter, that's exactly what it did. Next, it denied that it would stifle dissent. We all know what happened then. Now, BostonDouchebag's would have us believe it'd never ever convert houses of worship into houses of irreligionism. Will it? Go figure. My view is that I am making a pretty serious accusation here. I am accusing BostonDouchebag's of planning to engender ill will. And I don't want anyone to think that I am basing my accusation only on the fact that the time is always right to do what is right. That's why we must indisputably criticize the obvious incongruities presented by BostonDouchebag's and its dupes. The first step in that process is to realize that I am not predicting anything specific. I just have a feeling, an intuition, based on several things that are happening now that BostonDouchebag's will institutionalize anarchism through systematic violence, distorted religion, and dubious science in a lustrum or two.

BostonDouchebag's drops the names of famous people whenever possible. That makes it sound smarter than it really is and obscures the fact that while BostonDouchebag's and other featherbrained nutcases sometimes differ on the details and scale of their upcoming campaigns of terror they never fail to agree on the basic principle and substance. Hence, it is imperative that you understand that far too many people tolerate its apothegms as long as they're presented in small, seemingly harmless doses. What these people fail to realize, however, is that BostonDouchebag's doesn't want us to invite all the people who have been harmed by BostonDouchebag's to continue to express and assert their concerns in a constructive and productive fashion while remaining true to those beliefs, ideals, and aspirations we hold most dear. It would rather we settle for the meatless bone of cameralism. As everyone knows, this is the precondition for my crusade against short-sighted, combative tribalism. What you might not know, however, is that it keeps telling us that newspapers should report only on items it agrees with. Are we also supposed to believe that it knows the "right" way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli? I didn't think so.

One can usually be pretty sure when BostonDouchebag's's lying. Sometimes there's a little doubt: maybe it's not a deliberate lie but merely a difference of opinion. But when BostonDouchebag's claims that ebola, AIDS, mad-cow disease, and the hantavirus were intentionally bioengineered by oppressive barrators for the purpose of population reduction, there's no room for ambiguity: it's lying. BostonDouchebag's can blame me for the influx of corrupt, saturnine fast-buck artists if it makes it feel better but it won't help its cause any. Once we have absorbed and understood BostonDouchebag's's effete, uncontrollable perorations, it is our inescapable responsibility to do whatever is necessary to win the culture war and save this country. It's not just that it is widely known and beyond dispute that we need to settle our disputes with rational discussion—not by moral huffing and puffing—but also that it possesses no significant intellectual skills whatsoever and has no interest in erudition. Heck, it can't even spell or define "erudition", much less achieve it. To summarize my views: BostonDouchebag's is an institutional leech dedicated to sucking the life out of our doomed corpses.
 

I'm worried that you'll dig up old leg bones and use them as weapons you cheating fuck.
 

BostonDoucheBag:

I feel for you but you're fighting a losing battle here. You're treating the internet like its real life and the people you are mad at aren't doing the same. The internet is not real life. People make fun of the holocaust all of the time on the internet. It's crass but its their right to do so. If you don't like it then avoid the site.

You're wasting your time arguing about it on the internet and you're making yourself into another joke. Anybody who makes fun of 100 people dying won't give a crap if you're kind of miffed about it. So just state your peace and shut up, or GTFO and GBTW.
 

^^ real original
 

come on ed hardouchey step up to the plate buddy, stop running your mouth, email me your number ill call you within 5 minutes and then you'll be off on your way to collect your 10,000
 

wow to challenge people on the internet. I think if antone of us showed up on your doorstep you would hide behind the blinds and scream for your mom, but your mom would be too busy with the local slacker real estate agent to even bother acknowleging your scream (delight that a man was there?). Find a gopher hole to wedge into chump, you have the Intellect of a goldfish
 

ill sit here and look like a retard.. what you view me as doesn't affect how i go about my day
 

@Croosh

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
 

BDB you need to achieve catharsis and move on
 

anon this offer is to anyone on here..I'm pretty sure $10,000 is a reasonable price for one of you faggots to step up to the plate.
 

its kinda tough to clear your mind of that night scumbag..I dont expect anyone to know what it feels like until they've experienced it.
 

BDB, you're more entertaining than the usual site.

Boo Hoo my friends died! People die everyday, why should I care about your friends?
 

@Dimples:

I'm just eatin' popcorn and watching the show amigo!
 

BostonDoucheBag is my hero. The savior of morality and honor on these blogs.

What a fucking meat lizzard.
 

^^ you're all big behind a computer screen
 

you gonna steal your Mom's debit card to cover it big boy?
 

come on ED email me you pussy
 

none of you have a fuckin sack you're all pathetic
 

Bring the 10K to South Beach so my friends can keep it fair... then I'll kick your ass properly and send you back home you pussy.
 

just checked, your mom changed her password, too many gay porn site hits, sorry man
 

Internet Tough Guy! Ima scurred! Throw that impotent anger around boy, it makes me laugh.
 

excuses excuses excuses ed...talk all that shit and back down like that...awwwww
 

im not internet tough guy im puttin the offer out..all you shit talkers that aren't taking up the offer are the internet tough guys
 

BDB does it make you cry when you see hotdogs plump in the microwave?
 

looks like another 200+ overnight comments caused by beantown d-bag.

wonder if there's any way just to block him from the site?

that dude is mental.

just sayin'.
 

the greatest thing about this is, is that not one of you would have the balls to say any of this to me in person..
 

O this will go way over 200 tonight
 

BdB' mom just called me after I left a message for him. . . . She wanted me to come up there, kick his ass, then stuff her ass. she seems nice
 

Breaking News!

Plinky's Mom just gave birth to a live autistic whirligig beetle... the poor roach is smothering Manhattan as we speak.

Manhattan today. Tomorrow... The World!
 

@BDB

Back off the general insults. You're starting to piss me off.
 

this will go on until someone accepts my offer, or until someone apologizes and ill have this going for every thread until this sites bandwidth is exceeded
 

Douchatroll, for Christ's sake, man. You don't need to make it worse. Jeeheeeheezus.

-Ponderonymous
 

god forbid I piss you off scumbag what will I do with myself?
 

simple apology makes me go away .. or someone to step up to the challenge..otherwise I will terrorize this site again
 

we all know im a loose cannon
 

@DBD It's called therapy. Seriously, I'm sorry for your loss, who wouldn't be? But I don't come here to feel sad, we all have enough of that and not enough funny. So start making with the funny pretty please, with sugar + $10,000 on top.
 

I need some salt, kettlecorn is okay if it's not too sweet.

Crucial, you good?
 

I guess you want to hear more insults, but from me as well? I ain't saying shit to you so show some respect.
 

Dimples its not acceptable to mock 100 innocent peoples deaths. All those that agree with it are just as big of trash as the one who originated the joke.
 

The best part is that you're getting just as mad without us having to say it to your face. We get all the lulz and you get pissed off.

We win, you lose. Kind of like in life.
 

BigmouthDoucheBag

Keep the 10K, use it to come to FL this weekend. I'll fight you Friday night, any time Sat, or Sunday afternoon.

You pick... puke. I'll kick your ass for free.
 

yeah BDB's mom just called back, she gonna fly me up AND pay me 20 grand to kick her sons ass. We gotta bidding war going on now, weeeee
 

If you want to join the group of douche bags mocking 100 peoples deaths go right ahead. Hope you sleep well after it.
 

I have work my friend and just had a heart attack over the weekend I can't fly out sir..But as I've said many of times I've got plenty of money to fly you out here so when you grow a sack get back to me on that..til then re-insert the cock back into your mouth and shut the fuck up
 

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I'm going to stop making fun of douchebags and bleeths. Why? Because somewhere are two fathers who weep themselves to sleep every night at the thought of their children's moral and intellectual demise, loss of self-respect, and chances of a bright future. Somewhere Ed Grimleydouches father sucks down another boilermaker with his buddies from the plant, lamenting his loss.

For Ed Grimleydouches dad, I shall never again mock douche.

Not really.
 

Oh please BDB, I didn't cry when they died why would I cry about them now? How many people died in Iraq today? Should we only care if somebody on a blog knew them personally? Suck dick.
 

Quielty standing next to his African bride, Whit knew change had finally come...yes we can...yes we can..
 

but if i sit here and mock those people who died in Iraq is that comical?
 

how come none of you pansy fucks has stepped up to the challenge? $10,000 is a lot of money to some welfare faggots like you guys
 

while being short in stature, scrawny as well, whit's new shark-hawk landed him the biggest whale in the club.

Congrats to you sir.
 

bostondouchebag@yahoo.com step up to the plate
 

Well BdB is boring now, bedtime




Wait he has always been boring, with his come beat me up schtick, ugghh, what a batter boy
 

Someone somewhere finds it funny. Doesn't mean anyone here would agree.

Captain Bringdown should spam bomb your mailbox with gay porn for stealing his namesake.

Why am I getting involved?

Oh yeah, 9 dos equis, isn't that just 18 equis?
 

tell your mother I said hi when she tucks you in ANON
 

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stealing his namesake

hahahahahahahahahahaa

O man that was good
 

Why not? At least if you're laughing somebody is getting pleasure out of it. If you sit there and do nothing, what will it change?

Quit acting like a martyr. You're no better than any of us. You do nothing to relieve suffering. You fight with people on the internet to feel like you're doing something for your friends. Guess what? You aren't. You're doing this for your own benefit, so you feel like a better person when you haven't actually done anything. We may be crass but you're a self absorbed prick.
 

A caveman has taken over HCWDB.

Masshole.
 

away from his New England basement for the first time, Brian here found his true love.

A Boston Baked Bitch
 

Thats why I made another email address for you fairies because I'd expect nothing more than you to send a bunch of spam through my work e-mail
 

I'll take you both together! I'll beat you both apart!

Wait, why won't my arms move.

You've been mostly dead all day.
 

I am a self absorbed prick correct, but mocking dead people is below anywhere I'd ever go. It's below any of you, the only reason you're sitting here mocking the dead is because you're behind a keyboard, not one of you has the sack to ever mock the dead in front of friends, family, strangers.
 

I was going to ask for more salt, but this trawler has suddenly become boring again. I keep waiting for paydirt, but it's the same thing over and over.

G'night.
 

I emailed you fuckface. Lets fight,
 

Have you ever sat around the thanksgiving dinner table with your family mocking the dead in 9/11..or laughing at the neighborhood fire that engulfed a family of 4 the day before christmas?

then why mock 100 people that died in the worst RI tragedy ever.
 

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I'm bored now. Later BDB, next time I'm cooking a steak I'll think of you and your friends.
 

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real nice anon..real nice, hope your parents are proud
 

best believe BDB v1.0 is back
 

Get some shark steaks.
 

You guys still got popcorn? Pass it on over, will ya? I gots the cheap beer.
 

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I sent the email. No response from the bigmouthed Douchebag. Go figure.
 

MOCK THE DEAD!!!

Here's one.

That'll be ninepence.

I'm not dead.

What?

Nothing, There's your ninepence.

I'm not dead.

'Ere, he says he's not dead.

Yes he is.

I'm not!

He isn't.

Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.

I'm getting better.

No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.

Well I can't take him like that, it's against regulations.

I don't want to go on the cart.

Oh, don't be such a baby.

I can't take him.

I feel fine.

Oh, do me a favor.

I can't.

Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.

Well, when's your next round?

Thursday.

I think I'll go for a walk.

You're not fooling anyone you know. Isn't there anything you could do?

I feel happy. I feel happy.

*Smack*

Ah, thank you very much.

Not at all. See you on Thursday.

Right.

MOCK THE DEAD!


MOCK THE DEAD!


(too soon?)
 

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you sent an email saying (mother fucker) what the fuck kinda email is that?
 

There's more than 100 people in RI?
 

how do you respond to some gay shit like that?
 

My mother died the Great White fire you sick motherfucker.
 

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BDB You shouldn't make fun of people's mother's getting fucked by dead bodies. That happened to my own dear mother. WAH! Feel sorry for me! I'm an attention whore!
 

Great White Farewell Concert: the most ironic way possible to leave planet Earth.
 

heres the email step up to the plate

bostondouchebag@yahoo.com

talk all the shit you want to me when you show up at my doorstop

the new BDB $10k challenge
 

Cheep beer?

I'm in Captain Bringdown.





Just don't ask about the mescal... or the goat... their... ummmm, off limits.
 

Well I'm out of ideas.

And movies to quote.

g'night.
 

No, it would have been more ironic if the band were covering Disco Inferno.
 

Crucial why dont you step up to the plate im sure you could put your faggot of a kid through a nice private high school where he won't be picked on with that money
 

You can take a doorstop anywhere. Heck, get on a plane and go fight Ed. Bring the doorstop to him.
 

May god have mercy on all your souls
 

I'm the one paying the money here..

You fucks are traveling here, but we can't even get past step 1 of you fucks emailing me your phone number so you can talk all the shit you want over the phone.
 

i bet they were running around screaming "we don't need no water let the mutha fucka burn"
 

A Nun, a Horse and a Rabbi carrying a burned pot roast walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the Nun and asks: Great White Farewell Concert?
 

theres only 2 people on this site I actually respect Douche Vader and Archidoucheis the rest of you are welcome to accept the challenge
 

Hey coward, send me your home address. I'll come kick your ass.

Then we can find anothe pyrotechnic show for the evening entertainment.
 

Wait a second . . . Is this one of those Nigerian scams? If someone calls you, are you gonna ask them to wire you money? We're on to your tricks.
 

bostonbag likes to cum here trolling for dudes like the faggot he is
 

'sokay Crucial, I don't touch either mescal or goats; not after than frat blowout in Brownsville. Swore 'em off for life.
 

@Boston Douchebag:

I'm poor and can't afford shit...

... well, except for Plinky's mom's beloved corn syrup.
 

Aha ha ha ha! god doesn't exist on the internet! Unless you count Xenu, AND WE KNOW YOU DO!!!

You become more pitiful as time goes on. How do you keep doing it?
 

I'll gladly give you my home address over the phone sir
 

@ anonymous

Laughing my ass off
 

email it to me
 

@Captain:

Goats can be quite gentle, believe it or not. They bray a bit, but that's the best time to squeeze in a pump or two...