Tuesday, January 20, 2009
The Turnips
When Suzanne told Vera she had to come out to the club and check out The Turnips, Suzanne thought she was speaking about a new indie band.
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Alan hit the make-up counter at Macy's before heading out to the club.
A year later he went as an actual woman.
A year later he went as an actual woman.
"Would you like to feel my lactating nipple?" asked Matt with those sultry eyes and pouty lips of his.
But the biggest bag in the picture, it's that choad beheind left blond whose so orange you can easily distinguish his head from his neck. And he's 20 yards away.
The turnip on the right has the Scarf! This is one of the newer douchebag accoutrements, you don't see it too often.
# posted by 
: 9:40 AM
: 9:40 AM
Did someone photoshop that blond in next to socially awkward Hashem there on the right so it could look like he had a date that night too.
Come on Hashem. We all know you went down on Jack Nicolson's offspring later that night.
Come on Hashem. We all know you went down on Jack Nicolson's offspring later that night.
What the hell is that thing in front? An orange version of Juwanna Man? Please tell me his dogtag is that color because of his skin and not because they color them. So many manscaped eyebrows, so much oily mark of the bag... I knew I should have called in sick today.
This is a still from a teeth whitening commercial, isn't it? Granted, the beta carotene enhanced Arab nancy market is a bit of a pigeon hole, but I guess their money is still green.
classic photo bomber in the background...."yeah you guys are douchebags, & I'm fucking up your photo, deal with it!"
"I'm a little bit cunty. I'm a little bit cock and balls."
Scrotey and the Goofist
Scrotey and the Goofist
# posted by : 10:34 AM
: 10:34 AM
Yeah, this is the new bolge in hell that has just been dug--the Douchebag Ring. Everyone is orange and tweezed within an inch of their former lives, the place reels of AXE and DJ Bello is the emcee.
They tried to take me off my gig working the door at the City Of Dis, and put me on the door staff in the Douchebag Ring, but I was like, "nuh-uhh!"
They tried to take me off my gig working the door at the City Of Dis, and put me on the door staff in the Douchebag Ring, but I was like, "nuh-uhh!"
When Suzanne asked Vera if she wanted to see the orange fruits, she thought she was talking about two fags and, what do you know, she was right.
AV
AV
# posted by : 10:40 AM
: 10:40 AM
@Mr.Belvadouche
Well, that all depends if you call getting creepy shivers up and down my spine "doing something for me." I should ask him to do mine though because I can't get an arch like that one. It's pretty impressive.
Well, that all depends if you call getting creepy shivers up and down my spine "doing something for me." I should ask him to do mine though because I can't get an arch like that one. It's pretty impressive.
It's a birthday party. You can see the presents behind the fat guy looking for cake behind the douchebag with the big fucking head (seriously, he's like 20 feet away and his head is as big as the brunette on the left), that is behind the orange camel diarrhea dump in the front.
I love the fact that this photo-op was like a mini-Mecca for douches. Note the smug mug douche directly in the center back. He was drawn in like a fly to honey.
You couldn't stay away could you douchebag?
You couldn't stay away could you douchebag?
Those eyes in the d'bag up front...I know those eyes. Those plucked brows, the greasy hair, the odd semi-Elvis smirk...it is the 'bag from Schlub No More (Jan 07).
The wank in the distance is the douchetopping that ties all the hott/scrote disparity together. Classic.
The wank in the distance is the douchetopping that ties all the hott/scrote disparity together. Classic.
Someone did an "AutoCorrect" on this photo before sending it in. Right blonde (next to Kumar) has an orange pattern that reminds me of the old "Paint by Number" crap. There must have been some bad lighting or low flash on this photo.
Not to excuse the amount of orange that still exists, mind you. Just sayin'.....
Not to excuse the amount of orange that still exists, mind you. Just sayin'.....
If Lance Bass' equally gay twin brother Rance weren't in the way, I could verify whether the blonde hotts are future HoH candidates. Better lighting would help as well, but from what I can see, they'd be in the running.
I *just* had an epiphany. They *need* the hairgel to keep the *hair* from getting stuck in the *orange*.
Do we see a pattern: the oranger the douche, the blonder the bleeth?
@Belvedouche
"...and Kumar..." Stellar.
@Kumar
Nice scarf.
--VS
Do we see a pattern: the oranger the douche, the blonder the bleeth?
@Belvedouche
"...and Kumar..." Stellar.
@Kumar
Nice scarf.
--VS
# posted by : 1:15 PM
: 1:15 PM
This is what
becomes
of children
that are locked
indoors and
forced to wear
a helmet. This
transition from
boy to woman
looks a bit
messy; they
may not
make it.
becomes
of children
that are locked
indoors and
forced to wear
a helmet. This
transition from
boy to woman
looks a bit
messy; they
may not
make it.
One neutron bomb and the douche quotient of Clearwater, Florida goes down by 94%.
Do it for the children!
Do it for the children!
# posted by : 3:11 PM
: 3:11 PM
just goes to show you why we must continue to be vigilant against terrorism....
# posted by : 7:03 PM
: 7:03 PM
now i understand the motives of orange bags. they want to pretend to be East Indian so they can play the race card whenever someone accuses them of douchebaggery.
When did Lori Petty turn that orange? My how her career soured after Point Break. Damn you Gary Busey!
This is photoshopped. Look at their "smooth" skin and their insanely white teeth.
# posted by : 8:34 PM
: 8:34 PM
Is it possible to become gay just by looking at this picture? I think so. Thanks DB1. Now I feel like getting highlights while drinking champagne and making small talk about hagen daaz and sex with my "Gurlzz"
# posted by : 10:44 PM
: 10:44 PM
bah hahahaha what a loser....Ladies If you want a dude that uses all your make up and tampons here he is!
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