so did Brad get anywa hotties that night? we need to know, to maintain hope in humanity!
 

One of the greatest stories ever told in the history of man, no doubt. Too bad you don't have a pic to go with your story Brad.
 

DB1, did you mean to repost the pic from the Porsche HoS entry #3? I'm not hatin' on ya, just wondering. And proving that I'm wicked smart. And by "wicked smart," I mean, "far too much of my brain is taken up by d-bag knowledge."

Now for Brad: You mentioned that one of your companions said JP was hot? Here's what you need to do. Take another trip with her. Once you're in a reasonably secluded area, push her out of the car. Then drive over her head. Repeatedly.

It's harsh, but it needs to be done.
 

What the hell is a parking deck?
 

yet still the JP gang up on a marginal south beach ho in a low rent art deco jizz & go motel
 

Let us not forget the terminal Bleeth infection on display here. Would I be remiss in assuming that she's the community cumdumpster?

What does Joey Porsche do for a living? Seriously?
 

No bunk comments from Plinky yet?
 

Hey Plinky, your anonybitch is looking for you

And by anonybitch I mean complete suck-ass pussy
 

No, no 'bunk' comments from me yet Nik Ritchie, er, Anon.

I'm too engrossed by the magnified picture of chlymidia attacking an already half rotten ovary.
 

It's the Joey Porsche Trinity- they are three yet of one Poo.
 

Who uses the word 'bunk' to crack on someone else?

I think my Anon stalker has bad teeth, a stutter, and eats fish 'n chips for breakfast, lunch and dinner.


Or lives in Mississippi. Same difference.
 

Uh, can I call "Shenanigans" on Brad?

If you see Joey Porsche in person and you aren't protected by a force field cloud of Axe and haven't slathered your cranium in hair gel to keep him from reading your thoughts aren't you instantly turned into a pillar of salt?
 

Seeing him in person!!! I am surprised it didnt melt your face off .... like looking at the Ark of The Covenant in Indiana Jones
 

@ mike-

"What does Joey Porsche do for a living? Seriously?"

you mean besides giving handjobs to middle-aged arabian men?
 

The chick in this photo looks like Bobby Abreu


Abreu appears to be in the Scissor Gang Mafia ......
 

I was going to leave a JP comment, but now all I can think about is the word bunk. I hear it, I know what it means, but it just doesn't seem RIGHT...this is really going to bother me. I'll keep you updated.
 

Jesus Christ! Human cloning has, in fact, become a reality. However, it looks like someone made a copy of a copy and they keep getting progressively douchier...OH THE HUMANITY!

It's like that Michael Keaton movie Multiplicity gone wrong....Douchiplicity!
 

i just threw up in my mouth

The Scissor Gang Mafia could be like the Illuminati, except for you know, everything.
 

I don't know what kind of bunk is going on in this picture, but it has the stylings and humor of a Dogs Playing Poker painting.

And that's no bunk!


"Thank you, thank you very much everybody! Tomorrow night I'll be using my Funny Bone on Anon's mom on Rt. 76 next to the Howard Johnsons."
 

Seinfeld:

"What's the deal with bunk?!?
 

Did anyone notice that Ace and Gary have a tandem shirt on? Picture them holding hands to crack the encrypted turtle-dovrodery: A-R-M-A-N-I E-X-C-H-A-N-G-E.

how cute.....
 

heh heh.....plinky. You really are an idiot. Definitely good for a laugh.
 

I was in HS398 today and we were learning about Oliver Cromwell and the Roundtops. For some reason this pic kept flashing through my mind. It was distracting...and by distracting I mean terrifying.



"We are pilgrims in an unholy land"

Douchey Lewis and the News
 

@ Anon

Thanks ma. Remember, keep what we're doing on the lowdown -
you keep cracking on me and setting me up for the retaliation jokes, mmmmm K?
And I promise to have the warts removed from your tongue. Deal?
 

hasn't this pic ran before? i can't tell, they all seem to blend together and look the same.
 

Plinky's bone is probably the funniest thing about him. It has to be funnier than his jokes.
 

@ Plinky

You want to take your squabble with the Anon twit somewhere else? You're both bunking it up for the rest of us.
 

I want to color those rims blood-red as I grind J. P.'s head against them, then let him run around the lot like a beheaded chicken. Fuck. I've worked my balls off for a ride that costs 1/3 of that Neunelfer, what the fuck can this anal cyst do for a living? Seinfeld: what is the deal?
 

these 3 nipple squeezers still live at grandma's house in the same bedroom and sleep in the same tri bunk-beds they grew up in.
 

That's a face to burn donuts on. The mere existence of a JP Mini-Me Posse fills me with the urge to throw puppies into wood chippers. Jesus I hate these fucks.
 

Momma: Owen!(Plinky) Food!

Plinky: In a minute, Momma.

Momma: Don't you "In a minute, Momma" me! Get off your fat little ass or I'll break it for you! I want two soft boiled eggs, white toast, and some of that grape jelly god damn it! And don't burn the toast!
 

The photographer for Glamour Shots was abhorred when the Oompa brothers insisted on fulfilling the entire 'Rape Scene' package they paid for.
 

@ Dark Socks

Point taken. But I'm NOT going to let some weak-ass anon stalker run me off like it/they did doc, Ed, squatch, and pfah.
 

Poor pfah.
 

I miss that bald bastard...





mostly I just miss his wife, but I'm willing to tolerate him if she appears in his avatar once every 6 months, I want to bunk her.
 

I come on here with 17th century English history gold and I get nothing? What a bunch of bunk!
 

Douchey Lewis and the News
 

Brad, you need the tee-shirt:

I Survived the Joey Porsche Experience and it Gave Me the Runs

DB1, there needs to be a HOS list for those of us who encounter HOS'ers and live to tell the story.
 

Brad

A word of advice from the dildo. Go home, don't walk fucking run, and scrub yourself with Brillo pads and Clorox rigorously. Scrub like you've never scrubbed before, don't stop until you see bone. You may also want to douse your eyes repeatedly with naptha or hydrochloric acid to ensure that all traces of the infection are gone. The Porsche strain is an especially virulent one and is nearly as potent as the original source. I'm calling the friggin CDC on your ass right now, they've probably already triangulated your position based off of your cell signal and have loaded up the trucks with the hazmat suits and butterfly nets.

Run Forrest, run
 

Oh God, MY EYES! The kissy lips!

They all deserve beatings!
 

I've seen something like this before. But it was inside an aquarium and involved 4 fornicating algae-eaters and was far less disgusting.
 

Nithe pink walth.

I thought at first maybe it was a girl's room til I noticed the guy's shirts hanging in the background. I believe that room's colour is called "vagina-wall pink". Which is fitting, seeing as how there seems to be a serious viral infection inside this room.
 

@ bag queen

"nithe pink walth" HAHAHAH
 

@ Ronald: "Parking Deck" = "parking garage" in Mpls and elsewhere.

@ Anon 1:05: Cromwell's posse were the "Roundheads." You're thinking Battle of Gettysburg and that's your 11 am class tomorrow. Be prepared to discuss Chapters 5-8 of "The Killer Angels."

"One girl said he was hot." Brad, find a different friend.

Gawd, that picture makes me want to cancel my Internet service.

Fuk Nik.
 

Where's Bruce Cockburn when we need him?

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/bruce+cockburn/if+i+had+a+rocket+launcher_20194266.html

Again with the hair stiffener --
second time today
Quality hotts scatter
and hope he goes away
How many babes he's bleethed out
only G-d can say

If I had a rocket launcher...
If I had a rocket launcher...
If I had a rocket launcher...
I'd make this douchebag pay.

I can't take the kissy lip pics
that's something I really hate
Can't respect the douche's wingmen
or their anonymous future mates
The smell of Axe and Tag are putrid
they're just too gross to tolerate

If I had a rocket launcher...
If I had a rocket launcher...
If I had a rocket launcher...
I would retaliate

At Rehab, the scrotes vacation
a thousand-plus, I postulate
It's the Mecca of 'bag nation --
it's in less-than-humane state.
But some prefer Miami,
to look for men whom they'd fellate

If I had a rocket launcher...
If I had a rocket launcher...
If I had a rocket launcher...
I would not hesitate

I want to warn every hott --
at least I've got to try.
When I see hotts with these choadwanks
water rises to my eyes.
For every hottie who goes bleeth
it makes little puppies cry

If I had a rocket launcher...
If I had a rocket launcher...
If I had a rocket launcher...
all Gotti wannabes would die



(DISCLAIMER FOR THE DUMB: No, I do not seriously wish these chumps dead. The parodied lyrics just fit.)

But I will apologize for butchering a truly great song. Yet once I saw this Porsche pic, that song came immediately to mind. And I don't care if the pic is a retread.
 

@ Wheezer:

Butchery, yes, but brill.
 

Thanks Bagger. The other song that came to mind was Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer." Imagine that. ; )
 

"Douchehammer."

Sounds scarily like "Blueshammer," though.

"SmegHammer?"

We need Troy.
 

I love how one dude's sleeve says 'Armani' and the other douchebag's says 'Exchange.'
http://www.flixplore.com
 

I can't believe he froze. Throw an egg, snap a picture, punch him in the face, DO SOMETHING!
 

In Russia, his name Joey Borscht!
 

In the US the worst label seems to be Armani Exchange - I'm from Scotland and here it's Burberry

Georgio must be squirming! 'MY LABEL ... MY DREAM.. TURNED TO DUST!!!'
 

DB1, he ran a half-marathon, not a marathon.

And 1:31 is not a "successful" run - it's a freakin' great time! Nice run, Brad. How old are you, buddy?
 

Besides ending his sentence with "that," and running a "half marathon" and being named "Brad," this guys seems some what credible. To analagize, observing Joey P in Miami Beach is like catching the Devil in a trench coat at the gay porn theatre.
 

@Douchetoevsky

Sure, but does he put anything into his 401k or just blow everything?

I think I just answered my own question.

Man I need to quit coming in here after everyone's left.
 

Am I starting to think that they're doing this on purpose...
 

Reason #5,032 to NOT visit Miami for winter holiday is its filled with the loser spawn of wanna be mobbed up Long Island TROSH like the JP experience .

WHEN will it all end?
 

outstanding photo! Can anyone illuminate me to the question of whether or not mirrors were used in it's manufacture?
 

hey, slam these dbags all you want, but they are getting more tetty-grab than I will today.
 

DAMN, pouty lips!! I love that... IN A WOMAN GODAMMIT!!
 

I myself had my own JP sighting while I was in Miami last March. He was in a sea of many others just like him. Thankfully I was up on the balcony at The Surfcomber pool so I could keep a safe distance, but still watch from afar like watching monkeys at the zoo. Truly a sight to see.
 

Sad very SAD
 

Huh, when did he become Joey Porsche? That is the infamous Lee Hotti, is it not? Man i trulty missed that guy and the tales of "him and his boys". glad to know he is back in the limelight. North Jersey forever!!!
 

I pray for the day that I see JP in Houston...there will be a severe stomping going on. No negotiation, just a stomping and alot of laughing.
 

is this the Gotti brothers? As in "Growing Up Gotti"?
 

Unbelievable stuff. By the way, I hope you slapped the chick who said he was hot, or at least made her walk home.
 

these guys are always on here. these tools are straight up dooches. and what's up with daddy's little girl? I wish i had a frying pan cause that would be upside all these doochebags heads. clown cake azz mark
 

now remember folks. always wear a rubber