first, what a douche
 

Do not run with the scissors mafia. If you fall down, you could totally get hurt.
 

Ferrari jacket, smirk, scissor mafia 'bag hand gesture, gay shades...Yup this guy is a total Douchebag.

Now the Hott on the other hand has a very sweet italian exchange student smile. Bangalicious.
 

First, Many thanks DB1, for delivering a bevy of bodacious brunettes this past week. From Brianna’s ATM, to Sharpie Ringworm, and each of today’s postings; ¡muy bueno!

And by 'bueno,' I mean boobies!

Second, I’d like to Test Her Rosa and pee in her Enzo.
 

And I'm not sure if anyone remembers, but for nostalgia's sake, let's not forget that's not a Porsche they're in... it's a Ferrari.
 

Red Ferrari coat
Can only mean one true thing
Drives a red Pinto
 

Taken inside a Volkswagen Jetta. Duane doesn't understand irony at all.

Where do do these turds come from?
 

Red Ferrari coat

Sad, sad uberdouche

Lives at home with mom.
 

I'm thinking four rolls of quarters in a sock beats scissors too.
 

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If there ever was a guy who needed to sleep with the fishes, it's him.
 

Renaldo doesn't understand irony, hence this picture being taken in a Volkswagen Jetta.
 

Little did we know that Douchey McDouche here was so good at shadow puppets. It's a dog! No, a duck! No, a douche!
 

ugh..Scissor Mafia is way too Dirty-esque DB1
 

Holy crap, what a hottie.

Enormous Ferraridouche
 

Brianna says: "This is what I do to his testicles if he doesn't keep me happy!"

Renaldo says "By smirking over my shades and wearing my Ferrari jacket, I can convince everyone I am not a douchebag... OW! Damn, Bree, WTF-uuuhh..."

(* Renaldo joins the Vienna Boys Choir *)
 

I got a feeling the headrest of his '97 Corolla (Oh, what a feeling!) has stains reminiscent of headrest in Darryl Jenks's sweet '87 Firebird he bought with his Soul Glo money.
 

It's DEFINITELY not a Ferrari they're in - no Ferrari is going to have a cup holder in the driver door.

I ran it through Photoshop's Shadow enhancer, and it appears that the door is partly covered by some kind of cheap looking fuzzy cloth. So, it's not a Jetta either.

I don't know what it is, but I do know this: It's a cheap POS.
 

For their first date Eduardo took Matilde to change the oil in his 4-cylinder sports car... and his hair.
 

Italian car jacket and Italian sunglasses? Is it possible that he isn't a douche, just European?
 

Next at the theme park Todd and Kristen paid $40 to pose as curiously moronic pirates.
 

Her teeth say made in USA, his jacket and smirk, bag gesture and nightwelders say greaze. As in oily, smelly greazy eurofag wannabe.
 

Cut-it-out
 

"Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock"



CBS' Monday night line-up is the best evening for sitcom viewing.
 

Rock, paper, Douchebag!

Some pathetic Jersey Guido in a Honda. Still, ten years from now he'll still look at this picture and think, "I was the shit!" Then he'll go back down to his parent's basement and jack off.
 

@Troy

Jetta or no, dollars to donuts it has a giant spoiler, ground effects, and sounds like an angry anteater with irritable bowel syndrome.
 

Scissor Gang Mafia (SGM) = The Dirty.com
 

It's nice to see that Chad spent his Marlboro points wisely. Remember Chad, you may look all F1 yo, but you're still paying for the pizza if it ain't there in 30 minutes.
 

Wearing a Ferrari jacket instantly catapults you to douche supreme! I believe her scissor gesture is actually a subliminal desire to cut this man into tiny pieces and put those pieces into barrels and bury them randomly in the desert outside of Vegas somewhere. She also looks very excited to get started on that. Thank you beautiful, there may be hope yet. You btw are extremely hott!!!!!
 

'how long is my schlong?'

TWO, Baby, TWO
 

If you look at the douche's face, his (barely visible) eyes, his countenance--if you will, it appears to be entirely vacuous. There is nothing there. He is an empty shell, nothing more.

Thus, I think there should be a new Douchey Award next year for:

Most Vacuous Countenance (While Still Being a Douche)

That is all. Goodnight, and good luck.
 

oh oh i know! this must be a tricked out racer poser with a fancy body kit and a paint job that looks like the rainbow-colored urine that Ferrari Antonio trots out as a bad boy in illegal street races. but let no one be fooled, that car had never been in any races before (much less illegal ones), because Antonio knows that it ain't gonna hold up against a 100 year old granny pushing a shopping cart.

oh shit. somebody had been fooled already.

by the way i think i first heard the term "scissors mafia" from Medusa, so i think she's the authoritative figure on this gang. so uh, Medusa, you got anything in your bag hunting arsenal to take out Ferrari Antonio here?
 

I think there should be a douche category for people who wear Ferarri clothing. I can't think of a name, but maybe that could be a "caption this pic"?
 

"yeah, she sticks in 2 fingers & spreads 'em like this to ease the insertion of the cattleprod"
 

Scissors Mafia met his match in Sixteen-Ton Weight Mafia.
 

Duke is the founder & president of the America Ferrara fan club
 

She's damn cute, HOT damn cute.

He's delusionary enough to believe he's a pair of scissors.
 

The Baron mentioned quarters, which is what I'd like to stuff in a pillow case and whack this pubescent paisan in the duda. If I lift up his shades and I see bikinis, I'm having my way with his mafia hot.
 

Rock Mafia. That's totally gonna be the name of my new band.
 

I think I know that guy ... his last name is Compton. The doucheglasses make it hard to tell but if he is who I think he is then he's just kind of a douche, not that bad really, its probably a joke he doesn't drive a Ferrari.
 

You know he has either a facebook or cryspace account .. someone will find him momentarily, there will more fi-douche-iary evidence
 

lol i do know this guy. positive...his last name isnt compton. and he really is a douche
 

Dang I think she she still has all her baby teeth
 

1... 2... 3... 'BAG!!!
 

i have the bad luck of going to school with this douche. the great luck of going to school with this bombshell. and the pleasure of knowing that "kanye white" throwing up the duce, is a borderline queer. and can only get a chick whose drunk and thinks its another girl to make out with.
 

this guy is a legitamate queer douche and probably paid that broad to be in his car... i feel bad for you chris talamo that you have to go to school with this legitamate homosexual dousche.
 

Well, if ya can't own a Ferrari 'cuz yer a douche, ya might as well WEAR one!!!
 

Anonymous at 1:29 PM reminded me of a scene from six years ago. I was having lunch with my business partner at a Luby's Cafeteria in the Houston area.

We pulled into the parking lot around noon. I'm a big Z fan and noticed a brand new 2003 Nissan 350Z painted in LeMans Sunset in the parking lot. We gave it an appreciative once-over and walked inside. We gathered our trays, ordered our Lou-Ann Platters, and sat down to lunch.

Ten minutes later a guy walks up to us. He's wearing a MATCHING 350Z jacket, has the baseball hat and the sunglasses, ALL in LeMans Sunset. He's wearing this over a Nissan t-shirt.

"Hey," he says. "Noticed you checking out the Z. It's mine, you know." We looked him up and down. My buddy said, "Figured that, because no one would be caught dead in that outfit, with or without the car."

He called us losers and huffed off. We laughed at his back. If I had used the term at the time, we would have called him, "Biggest Douche in Texas!"
 

no you don't no this kid..i know who it is and who posted it and yes this kid may be the biggest douchebag in the history of man kind. no one likes him and he hangs out with girls to hide who he really is...a girl.
 

This douchebag goes' go my school, i'm going to make fun of him, what a fag.
 

ya i go to school with both of 'em haha. hes a homo and shes baaannnggggiiiinnnn!!!!!!!!!
 

yeah umm shes a slut who cant+wont swallow, and she licked my balls, literally!!!
FUCK you talamo, all at hoover say youre a faggot and thast all you ever will be!!!!