Yeesh, how many angry e-mails did you get on this one, Db1?

You'd think we were trying to bring peace to the Middle East here
 

He is worthy but isn't her status as a pro from dover a disqualifier?
 

PTP is still posing with him nonetheless. She is however...BATshit crazy!

Thank you!
Thank you!

But seriously look at her eyes. That bitch is a psycho.
And Asian Jaws might pop her titty if he goes in for a suckle.
 

He should probably get a douchey for Douchiest Dental Plan.
 

DB1 I don't want to be THAT guy, but I figure I'd bring it up...
It's 'Bag Bats Maru, not 'Bag Bags Maru. Although Bag Bags kinda works. Like a Man's Man sort of feel.
 

i'm not convinced Studs and Sucks are even distant cousins. no way they are the same person.

but, who cares? bags is a worthy weekly winner.
 

In light of the ailing domestic auto industry, I was kind of pulling for Studs--seeing he has chosen to commemorate the Mercury logo with his beard.

However, Maru--given the juxtaposition of super hot hott and transformed nerd on Spring Break with "grill" obtained from a dentist of questionable licensure in the alleys of Bangkok--has, I am sure, lit a fire under some Hollywood script doctor to finally touch up that Revenge of the Nerds V-spec script.
 

When Shakira does the "shirt lift" it's somehow not douchy at all.
 

And just as a celebratory comment for the hat trick of comments above...cause no one else is here, I found out what Pfah has been up to lately.

Pfah's Other Line of Work
 

This photo of Shakira looks like she'd be a good customer for Medusa's fashions.





Yes, I have a mad thang going for that little Columbian hottie
 

I'm a bit saddened that Douche Lee gets no mention in these posts, as the frequency of orientascrote is so minimal.

D-Lee v. Bats Maru?

Lee's hotts aren't all that in retrospect, but I'll be damned if he couldn't out-douche Bags at the club...
 

@Archidoucheis

NOW you tell me! I blew the eye socket out of my Real Doll over a year ago. Of course, I used this as an opportunity, mind you, and simply skull fucked the bitch...unfortunately, seeing my hump the face of an otherwise lifeless mass day after day gave my cat a complex, and so Stacy had to go.

If only I had known that she could have been repaired, tho, we might still be together. Ah well. What if, eh? Yeah.
 

WoW.. a Revised Weekly...

and my voted in weekly BAG BATS makes it!!!!
 

Orientascrotes- they all look alike.

Which reminds me of a story my Korean friend told me. She went with her mom to visit Korea for a week. Her mom, who is only like 5', has become conditioned to being very short as most Americans are well over 5'. But when she got to Korea, it was the first time in her life that she was actually able to look over the head of adult people. After a few seconds of surveillance she turned to her daughter and said "They do all look alike. The white people ARE right."
 

And yet again, 'Bag Bats Maru succeeds only because the worthier contestant was disqualified. I believe it to be a theme in his life. Surely someone with true drive and ambition wouldn't wind up looking like he does in this pic, unless their life's ambition was to be the smallest turd in the vampire punchbowl.
 

That's TV Johnny, supplier of gangster grillz to Houston's finest.
 

his collagen injected lower lip gives it away in both pics that its one in the same..

that and the camera prop, and the baby beginnings of corn row facial in pic 1..
 

Is that a ring on Sir Sucks-a-Lot's left hand?
 

I'd like to express my disappointment in the decision to revise. The voters spoke, DB1. Yes, SSaL is crafty, and yes, he's cheating on his wife this week; but that doesn't mean he should relinquish his title. I don't remember seeing anything in the bylaws about a one-term limit. If anything, he should be impeached. Due process.

AV
 

A revised weekly?

Dude, you have to lead. You must not bow to consensus. Is this YOUR site or did Boston Douchebag usurp it as you slept?
 

You're making a fine politician DB1. Give the masses what they want.

Now start taxing us for posting on your website. It's the American way.
 

may I shove my noggin into her waist worn headband & nosefuck he lab curtains?
 

@ vin

thanx for the Shakira links
me love that lil' minx!
 

That she is a pro and he is mildly famous, and very likely, a multi-millionaire, really puts a taint on this weekly award. A taint that not even HJBB&D could measure.
 

http://www.tvjohnny.net/
 

she looks scared... scared of getting and STD just by breathing the same air as him...
 

Okay here's my read...

He's part of a $1500 per night "pick up artist" seminar that got 6-10 guys access to the Playboy Mansion pajama party.

If you've got a better theory, I will hear it now.
 

tv johnny!
 

Sir Sucks a Lot was able to pull of a HCwDB of the week award for two weeks...in the same month...clearly making a run for Hall of Scrote territory, should any more pics turn up.
 

She looks nervous - like he just told her he wants to go down on her...
 

Studs and Sucks are definitely one and the same person. However, he(they) are deserving odfmdouchebag of the week status. Forward him to the HOS. Bag Bats is also worthy, as if a douchebag is really worth anything other than a chance to capitalize on their shit-act. But we have no guilt here. He makes money on grillz like these, and as a douchebag he is therefore responsible for personally douching up a whole lotta folks with similar grillz.
 

Yup, he's most certainly a douche and a creepy little pip-squeak to boot. But thanks to a knowledge of metallurgy and a willingness to traverse varying stereotypes he's:

1) Gotta lotta dough
2) Hanging at the Playboy Mansion
3) On Kendra Wilkinson's Myspace page

Dammit, why didn't I pay more attention in chemistry and social studies in high school?!?
 

@minnedouchey

If you'd paid more attention, and gained a knowledge of metallurgy, you'd be as poor and unknown as all the other jewelry and metalworking artists out there. This guy didn't get rich by being good, he got rich by making monstrosities that were fished out of Liberace's toilet bowl and sold to alleged "people" with all the cultural depth of trepanned monkeys. You don't need talent; there are plenty of people with talent, you just need to have no soul and nuzzle at the teat of the lowest common denominator.
 

@Vin -





MORE Shakira.

NOW please. : )
 

I farted in the office coffee filter one time
 

I'm down with the revision. Ping, if you have seen his goddamn videos, is the most twisted pile of hu flung du skidmark on society. He needs to be shot into the sun for gods sake. He's the 00's version of a magwai/gremlin. He needs a goddamn bib when he speks but he still DOES. NOT. SHUT. UP.

He instills in me the spirit of Jon Carney, legendary Chargers kisker...the drive to kick his ass for at least a consistent 50 yards, for at least 10 years.
 

Well, this is a relief...
I mean, WTF more than deserved to win this one...
 

I wonder if he has a wind-up key in his bakd and he hops around chattering like those little wind-up teeth thingies? 'Cause I'd pay good money to see that happen. Wonder if Pfah can retrofit him with a wind-up mechanism, now that he's making Real dolls.

That photo made me think of something. Well, aside from the obvious skullfuck reference, which Lord Vader beat me to by oh, about 24 hours. I mean that she had a nose ring. I'm sort of asking myself this aloud, but, what happens when someone brings me a real doll for a tattoo or a piercing? Do I laugh, or do I oblige and treat it all seriously? Do I kick her owner out of my station and cop a feel on her to see how it is?

Every time I think I've seen it all at work, I see some more. It's only a matter of time before this starts happening, I must prepare myself.
 

is that a gun in his pants?
 

It's kinda sad to see teenagers with braces prematurely balding. Poor kid.
 

he is partner's with Paul Wall, they own a grill shop. He does the grill\s for tons and tons of rappers.
 

Despite being all sorts of fake, I'd love to trade places with William Hung and stand next Malibu Barbie.
 

H-Town represent. Southwest Baby!!!
Alief fo life!!!
 

WTF is it with grills? I know that most rappers have bad teeth, but we're NOT British!


Oh, and SMOKE ALIEF! My maid lives there. Memorial has owned your lower-middle-class asses since the 70s.
 

She looks like Sarah Michelle Gellar with fake tits.
 

Ah, um, what was the slogan for braces in the late 70s/early 80s? Oh, oh yeah:

"Tin grins are in!"

Well, this one is definitely OUT!!!