I'm sorry, but the ratio douche to hott in this photo is too high. I'm seeing spots! Oh wait, maybe I'm just hypnotized by her top...
 

It's time for America's favorite new game:

Guess Which Greasy Choad bats last in the 6-man Gang Bang?

It gives new meaning to batting clean-up.
 

Awww, poor Meghan's friend. She was so willing to hang out with the douchewanks, but so unwilling to let the internet know that she hangs out with douchewanks.

It's weird that we would mock you for making terrible choices in the company you keep, isn't it Meghan's friend?
 

Cougar?

What can I say, she doesn't compare to Sideburn Harry's milf hott.

These douches need to work on their overall aesthetic.
 

Where did they find these guys - at the YMCA in the mens' over 40 basketball league?
 

Welcome, Interstate Managers!
 

Interesting how the fucktard on the far left is willing to bear hug and ass rape his fellow bag just to make sure that his new arm tat and URC are in the photo
 

and I bet meghan's friend was the one with her face covered.

she's probably still texting her way into a "relationship", aka steady booty call, with one of the douches from the pic, so didn't want to ruin her chances with him finding out.

keep bag taggin meghan...
 

At least she's a woman who knows what she wants.
 

Looks like Gay Pride Week at the frat house......
 

.........not that there's anything wrong with that, per se....
 

And why is Jeff Goldblum pushing up on that short Hispanic man?
 

Meghan tell your friend to stop being such a wet blanket.
 

The thing about removing photos is that these people are usually remarkably forgetable.

Who cares, fuck you anyway.


Back to these guys:

Shortly after this photo was snapped, Hooman Karamian's high school reunion morphs into a "Jackass"-type re-enactment of Prince Albert piercings
 

Now, that there is a room full o' douche.
 

Laci arrived to strip for the bachelor party and she got a little frightened when the middle-aged men started passing around Extenze, Cialis, Enzyte and a goat.
 

tongue-boy gets double-douche points for having two URCs in his choady hand.
 

Survey Sez:

Meghan's friend went home with a douchebag!
 

Pittsburgh Steeler Fan's Glee Club arrive in Tampa Bay with Buffy Stankowitz, their court appointed P.O.

Circle jerk scheduled for 5:00 P.M.
 

It's Snow Bleeth and the Seven Choads: Scrotey, Drooly, Fauxhawk, SoulPatch, Preppy, Dopey and Sleazy!
 

@chupacabra

nice one.
 

Chupy FTW
 

@ Chucacabra

If my wife's ok with it can you and I start an internet fling?

Yer funny ... & yews gots a purty mouth.
 

Plinky's current steady internet fling:

Her avatar photo


What she really looks like
 

I'm astounded that they couldn't get one more girl to join in the picture. They look like such great guys!
 

@ Vin

I couldn't access the first pic; but I'm sure it was a nekkid hottie.


As for the second pic... hmmmm, how does one feed something like that? With a backhoe?

And, um, yeah, do they really make bikinis for women that large??
Interesting.
 

Its a complete "Bag-O-Rama"! fauxhawks, URC's, Arm Tats, Tilted lids, Sunglasses indoors and hand signs..... awesome... lets party!

chupacabra.... nicely done....nicely done!
 

That is possibly the finest girl you have ever posted. I didn't even notice who else was in the picture.
 

Tres prime, Chupa. Well played!

Fuk Nik.
 

Meghan's friend is just pissed that her dad saw her getting her tit grabbed in public. And he was pissed because he got a boner before realizing it was his daughter.

I mean really creature....what kind of girl did you raise???
 

Seconds later Brindle-'bag started spraying digestive juice all over the room. And there was much rejoicing.
 

House of Vile.
 

Is that Fung's clone with the hat on?
 

I'm a big fan of jenner bag. the one having a bromance with the terminator.
 

coming up on News at 10, a delicious polka dot cupcake Hott was trampled to death when a pack of unsupervised scrote-shavers spotted a camera and began violently jockeying for position as Top Chimp. Her cries for help were apparently lost in the brutish calls of "Bra!", "fuck yeah!", and "Chug! chug!" emanating from the simian scrum. When asked to comment, Jersey City resident Julio "No Homo" McBackspackle replied "There was a chick here? Check out my awesome tatts!"
 

this has nothing to do with this picture, or the take down,

but could someone get a picture of campbell brown and anderson cooper? He's a total silver back of douchey latent homosexuality and she is a yummy desk sitter.

I would go on the Campaign bus with her and give her all of my talking points.

sorry....like I told plink....I've been watching a lot of CNN.
 

Aside from the reflective homing device on his wrist, shirtless dude might deserve a notadouche pass. As for the re--DAYUM LOOK AT THOSE TITTIES!

Sorry, I'm a little slow this morning. And seeing as how I noticed the nice shirtless dude before that rack, by a little slow, I mean a lot gay.

From Tropic Thunder which I watched last night: "Everyone is Gay once in a while."

See? Douchelexic just proved the point.
 

Dear Meghan,

You need better friends.

Sincerely,
The Internet.
 

Remember Vader, it's only gay if you're smiling. Keep on the Serious Face and it's just work.
 

the last time 7 of the 8 people in this photo have seen a vagina without either paying for it or using a roofie was when they were born.
 

@ vader

if loving campbell brown is wrong i don't want to be right.

@ Doucheintheheartof texas

GO TEAM DATE RAPE!!!!
 

@Douchelexic
Dude. You referred to Anderson Cooper as "a total silver back."

It's ok, dude. You're among friends here. No body is judging anybody else except for all of the time.
 

@ Douchelexic

Fox News Network has the superior babes.

Google Courtney Freel (the tech reporter) , delicious Jenna Lee (business reporter) , Megyn Kelly, Jane Skinner, Nicole Petallides, Rebecca Gomez
and my biggest crush since her MSNBC Squawk days, Martha MacCallum.


I would shave the asses of every Super Bowl player using nothing but a Denny's butterknife just to ejaculate into Martha's empty lipstick marked cup of Starbucks' Berry Chai Infusion fished out of the Fox dumpster using just a piece of bubble gum stuck to my nose
 

@ vader

a total silverback OF DOUCHEY LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY. I had a gay roommate. i know the terminology.
 

@Douchelexic

"Had a gay roommate."

"Know the terminology."

"Douchey latent homosexuality" in all caps.

No need to keep piling it on, buddy, I get the message.
 

@Vin
Sorry dude, I can't bring myself to watch fox news. it hurts my soul.
 

@ vader

it was just an experiment in college!!!

fuck......................

alright everyone go check out my new blog.

hotdudeswithbleeths.com
 

Strange how the most normal looking guy is shirtless, and he's the one clutching the hott. They must have drawn straws or something. The happy couple left moments before the daisy chain fisting fiesta.
 

@Douchelexic
Want to know what else is gay? Having a running discussion in two threads about what constitutes gay.

So gay.

Hard to believe Plinky and Croosh haven't gotten in on this yet.
 

That's probably because plinky and croosh are having a hot and heavy webcam session involving them, their wives, and 3 venezualan houseboys.
 

I don't like Venezuelan boys because they squeal too much... I prefer the tighter and quieter indigenous Guatemalan boys of Mayan ancestry.
 

COSTA RICAN houseboys. Croosh likes to keep it close to home, so to speak.
 

Dammit. Too late.
 

Because those Mayans were some badass architects.
 

Quit stepping on my toes Vader!
 

@Meghan's friend

I had almost forgotten you, then Meghan wrote this, it's ok though you'll be gone from my damaged short term memory soon enough. But do know this, outside of your small bubble of existence filled with joys, laughter, inane drivel, and pointless dramas...nobody knows who you are. So, enjoy your short lived thirty milliseconds of fame....now run along with the rest of the sheeple out there in anonymous land.
 

Whenever the gay talk arrises one needs only go to the Droopy McScrote/Surfer Kelly photo.

He can turn a gay man into a raging pussaholic and she makes a man glad to be a man and glad that there's a lock on the bathroom door.
 

Um, if Meghan is cool with the pick, then just pop it into photoshop and cut the problem child out of the picture.
 

@ TT:

Truly Solomonic.
 

@ Douchelexic


I didn't say to watch Fox, I said Google those babes.


Also Erica Hill , Julie Banderas and Veronica De La Cruz (Quartasian yummy).

Fox' cable station is a non-stop babe parade.
 

@douchelexic

i see that this thread had devolved into a discourse on the true nature of gayness, but back to your original point:
campbell brown? are you sure? or is it perhaps erica hill that you are referring to?

http://www.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/hill.erica.html
 

@ billy

Campbell and I have had an on again off again thing since before that flapping labia Meredith Viera stole campbell's rightful place as the perky start to my day.
 

Ahh, I love getting so many laughs in before 8:30.

Chupa - Brilliant, but now I'm fearful of what the fuck the prinzzz is gonna look like.

I don't blame you guys for looking at the shirtless one first, his titties are almost as big as hers. I'm confused as to how this picture actually took place though. I mean sure, shirtless has a rather large watch on but for the most part really isn't acting that douchey. I feel like he and Cindy here were getting ready to take a nice couple picture before they went to the water park and then the rest of his frat got home after a day of binge drinking. Seeing a picture taking opportunity they got excited, like a pack of horny dogs with only one bitch in heat, and immediately rushed into the photo. It went from an innocent moment to being raped by a pile of poo.
 

@ Plinky 7:54

Get the fuck off my Kool-Aid.

Snork.

@ Douchelexic
I have a raging mother-whore complex about gay men. Don't worry. Come on over, I'll make you dinner, watch you shower, tuck you into bed and cuddle you for a while, then weep uncontrollaby and masturbate while you sleep, as I smell your T-shirt and pray for you to be straight.

I'll never judge you. I'll never judge.

*Singing* You are the wiiiiiind beneath my wiiiiiings....*
 

@ Douchelexic
See man? Everything's gonna be Ok. You're among friends here. Heck, if you ask nice, I bet Med would even make you a pie in the shape of a cock.
 

a taut & tanned strawberry delight amid 7 bowls of greasy oat meal..... I'm certain she could whup all of 'em!
 

wait wait wait...
i'm not gay.

not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

but i feel like it would be unfair. as i would watch medusa masturbate through partially closed eyes.

and then masturbate furiously myself when she went to another room.
 

Not that there's anything wrong with not NOT being gay.
 

@ Douchelexic 8:32

hell son, I raised her right. broke her in at 13, proper Kentucky style
 

Douchelexic 11:26

the shame & stigma wears off as you embrace your lifestyle (uh, so I'm told)

now go forth & be fabulous!
 

@ Vader

Lemme get this right: you're not saying that there's not anything wrong with not Not being gay? Am I not right?
 

Lee Ving said it best: "It's great to be gay, and to be here."

Just sayin'.
 

pitching in this pic in a pic removal notification distracts us from the mocking that this pic rightly deserves. but then i've noticed that some of the most outrageous pics on HCwDB have indeed been posted in pic removal posts. oddly strategic.

Meghan's friend wishes that her bosoms are as lush as the polka dots. or, she wishes her abs are as right as the red shorts. or both.

but she probably doesn't wanna be gang raped 6 scrotes at a time. no wait. she DOES, because she's helpless. hah!

@ Medusa 10:58 AM,

i swear a 24 year old is not supposed to know about Beaches or Bette Midler. but i do! i'm shivering at how old i feel now! :(
 

Meghan's friend hope that the pic doesn't become a topic of discussion for her law clerk interview next week.

As for Meghan, you are judged by the company you keep, dear heart.
 

@Plinky
No. Maybe.

If we keep this up, we'll have a new theme to go along with your mom jokes.
 

@ Vader

Well we have kinda gotten away with the euphemisms-for-masterbation theme.

btw, I still have your and creature's "winnings" in my car. I promise to mail them tomorrow or Saturday at the latest.

I think you're both in for a special treat.
 

You still haven't mailed that stuff yet? Douchebag.
 

@ Vader

yeah I know. I told you I'd mail it last Saturday but ...

I'll get around to it. Promise.
 

Miss Hot-Dots Boobsy, Mr Dude and Six Choadwanks taking over for Meghan's disappeared pic is a very good switcheroo.

In fact, I'd already forgotten Meghan's picture before it had even been removed. Forgettable. You can tell yer gal-pal too. Long forgotten already. YAWN.
 

@All the gay and sorta-not-really-so-much-but-maybe gay bois

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuyY9WjNpgs
 

Golden Globes nominee right here, folks.

Jeez; if these are her men she must masturbate with a back hoe.
 

hahaha back hoe...cuz she takes it in the butt.....
 

I title this painting:

"One Grenade"
 

Actually, I think Meghan's friend is a douche. What? Covering your face like a perp doesn't hide your identity?
 

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