oh Meghan, then why did you give him your number?
 

maybe meghan is a stage-1 frat- groupie-bottle-rat? why else would you let these douchebags pick you up on their shoulders for a pic?
 

maybe it's cuz i only weight 145, but i've never understood the appeal of literally picking hotts up...why would i want to pick up someone who can already walk?

army of douche-ness
 

I think she gave the number under duress. Lurch looks angry. Or constipated.
 

Why did Meghan allow herself (and her friend) to be picked up?

No sympathy for her. None.
 

Holy Boobgrab Bagman!

I echo scent of a douche when I say, why the hell would you give this bag your number?! How about the number for the nearest coroners office? Or the transgender dating hotline?

This makes me weep habanjero sauce.
 

Uncle Fester Douche seems to be having second thoughts about the night's festivities.
 

Meghan I'll text you all night long and by text I mean, well you know what I mean. Drink enough courage to meekly walk over to you and introduce myself whilst muttering under my breath and wishing I'd never been born. If only you were a keyboard and I were a level 87 wizard or some shit.

You shore got a purty mouth!
 

Oh Meghan,

Why did you allow yourself to get hoisted up on his shoulders? You deserve to get dropped on your head. With or with out that giant butter colored backpack thing you call call a purse.
 

It seems like a 5 digit number with a niner tossed into the mix would have been a safer alternative to giving them your actual number. Although that wouldn't work if he was calling from a walkie-talkie.




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There must have been a sale on stupid blue maternity tops at ROSS.

What's with the look MasterBlasters face? (Think 'Mad Max - Beyond Thunderdome
 

Bet that fucked you up. Will someone please explain what the hell happened the Kettlehead thread.
 

Meghan is the one on the right...and she's concerned that the frat-bag can smell her yeast infection.
 

Run for your lives! It's Captain Radiation Eyes and his side-kick
Thomas "I wannabe" Cruise snatching up the village's blonde nymphites. Next, your redheaded step children.
 

I happened in the kettlehead thread...that explains all
 

@ anon 3:20

Ever go down on a yeastie? It's like eating a whole fucking bakery full of stale bread. Leaves an aftertaste in your mouth similar to the one you'd have after snorting a whole package of bakers yeast, or so I've heard.
 

@ BDB

As a long time listener and 1st time call girl I have to ask. Where did you come from and what species or shall we say genus of douche are you?
 

@ Cock-a-doodle-douche-

EXACTLY. oh and my comment on the baguette post had i had timne earlier would be this:

I tend to be a bit harder on the bleeth than Db1 who has more faith than I that they can be saved. Personally i see the world differently and believe the origin of the species to be opposite and believe there are bleeths and guys douche it up to compete with them. the non-bleeths we see here with DB's are an afterthought and and yeah, that's who we're fighting for and yeah, it's all cyclical.

but to say Bleeths got that way from stage 4 Douchebags? Bollocks, Bleeths are the nexus if the virus...

Army of the Douche-ness
 

The first time Tommy felt a girl's breast came accidentally when he reached up to balance her on his shoulders.

The experience was as terrifying to him as the time he bent down on the beach to touch that "icky, yucky, squishy jellyfish."
 

Meghan, please, I know once you looked at this picture that it was a REALLY BAD mistake to give this chaod your number but that doesn't mean that we won't ridicule your as well. What in the HELL are you doing letting them touch you in the first place, let alone let them put you in a position where you have to depend on them for your safety?!?!?!?!

Young lady you are a bleeth, and by the looks of you and your girlfriend here I would say you're in the freaking express lane. Please, please, do not encourage these types. I dare say it would have knocked some sense in you if he did let your head hit the ground.

LOOK AT HIM! He's trying to fucking grope you mid-picture. Fuck. Don't you remember what mom told you? If it looks like a douche, talks like a douche, and has enough grease to keep you car going for the next month - he IS a douche and you should not be anywhere near him.

There is still hope for you, stop this insanity before its too late.
 

I think Fester's so excited to have Meghan's mons Venus on the back of his neck he just pinched a loaf.

I got nothing. Move along, folks. Move along.
 

She's as much bleeth as these guys are douchebags. But she has boobies.
 

Their butts are peeing on them.

The circle of life is now complete.
 

Meghan? what the fuck kind of spelling is that?

Anyway, what stage Bleeth is Meghan?
 

"Meghan, I don't know about you but I'm so hammered I could shit a douchebag...oh, wait..."
 

Is the young lady on the right carrying around her colostomy bag?
 

Meghan, I don't see any douchebags here, just a regular guy and his hunchbacked lab assistant feeling pretty stoked that they convinced two doable if artificially colored young thangs to touch them. If you hadn't left that slug trail on the back of his neck the whole fiasco could have been avoided, and you'd be spared the shame of thinking about him sucking on the back of that shirt collar for the next week.

'cause you know he did.
 

Well hellooooo, Meghan!

Can I have your number? I promise to make you squeak.
 

everyone knows the best handles to stabilize a girl in the vertical plane are her boobs.
 

Guy on the left would be really cute...if he wasn't pulling the boob grab. That pushes him into douche territory.
 

Meghan,
When you spread your legs in proximity to douche what do you think is going to happen? Feats of drunken douche strength or bag insertion. Im going to be sick now.
 

Just a suggestion, but next time Meghan, I'd recommend a shart.
 

Lurch on the right looks a lot like Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde in "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen."
 

neither douche nor bleeth.

no crotch pointing, bling-wearing, kissy-face making, URC-holding choadness.


just.

poo.
 

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after a tedious 5 seconds of contemplation, i have come to terms with this pic.

what should have happened is that Meghan should have come crashing down to the ground, and then i should come in with a pickaxe, and commence doing horrible things to the douchebags. and then i will laugh at Meghan, who will probably still be on the ground whining about her head injuries.
 

Their necks prolly smell like poo.
 

They don't seem too baggy. They just have a couple o' whores on they shoulders.
 

Four dull douches creep in one dumb picture.
 

He just wishes he had a tongue on the back of his neck. If so, she'd be up there for a week, turds and all. I went to college. I joined a frat. I put some wasted "Lisa" on my shoulders for a photo op. Fuckin A there is a black man in Washington, for christ sakes!! Enough already!
 

Leave the Obama-Man out of this,
Stratobagster...He's THE MAN.

We haven't seen such outright, downright Bleethery in a while, have we??? When two douchebags carry two pussies on their shoulders, it's only a matter of time before the litter box beckons.

And I dunno, that yellow handbag looks like it has a little pecker poking out from it. It ain't no ostomy bag, it's an enema bag.

As in "How do we get rid of all the impacted poo in this picture?
It emanates so much, we must therefore enema it." However, it appears left-douche wants to get a start by squeezing a tit to set it into motion.

He'll be wet-shoulder sorry when she laughs so hard she pees in her pants. Her gal-pal already has peed and the grimace on red-head douchebag lets us know it.

It's a piss-poor example of total douchery, but it'll do. Do.
 

Meghan, there is a saying in Russia, uttered when things don't go quite right: Tough shitsky.

You know what they say in southern Russia? Touch shitsky, y'all!

You shouldn't have given out your number to that bagling.
 

Dark Socks, then Darth Douche...what is this, Walmart knock-off brand week?
 

Yeah, what the hell is this?!?
 

Dr. Moreau and his grunty assistant Igor are hauling two peroxide skanks into their facility for experiments. First: brain implants. Second: common sense. Third: Igor impregnates Meghan with his horse-transplanted cock.
 

Well of course he almost dropped you upside down, how else was he going to get a good look at your crotch? You think he has eyes in the back of his head?

--VS
 

Meghan,

This is Bob's daughter, Alex, please talk to my father about this little situation when he comes into the office tomorrow. Thank you.
 

Hahaha. Haha. Ha. Haha. I know all of these people... This picture was taken in downtown Ft. Lauderdale. They all frequent my establishment. One of them even went to high school with me. This picture literally made my day.
 

IS THAT THE TECHNO VIKING? >on right
 

Anon @ 7:49

Does your father's company have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to fraternizing with douchebags? Sounds like a hell of workplace.
 

Meghan. Swallow my load you must.
 

What the...? Darth DOUCE? What the hell is a Douce?