Please Lord,

Let that be an action shot of her about to deliver a flying dropkick to his testacles.

Sincerely,
The Gene Pool
 

Nice socks.

This pic actually conjures up strains of the Moody Blues' "Your Wildest Dreams."
 

Nice crib.

It's Darksock's mortal enemy, Rainbowsock.
 

Once upon a song
You played some beer pong
Wearing awesome socks
Kickin' fratbags in their cocks.
I wonder where you are
Which basement party in Arkansas is this?
Once upon a time in your wildest dreams...
 

cmon DB1...it's EVERYONE'S dream to be cock smacked by Rainbow Bright.

and if you guys deny it, just remember, GOD KNOWS WHEN YOU LIE!
 

I'm imagining my face pressed against that inner thigh...excuse me a minute.
 

Larry had to look away in shame, as his favorite masturbatory tube sock blew a hole as he ejaculated a full grown college girl.
 

"Eddie? What are you doing down there?"

"Nothing Ma!"
 

I want to know why Mr. White gave them the keys to his basement.
 

Does anyone else notice the writing in yellow marker on her right thigh?
 

Pinch hitting for Orel Douchehiser:

If you squint hard enough, I believe you can see labia protruding from the bottom from those jeans…

…you could probably see something hanging from her jeans too.
 

Samurai Scrote does not appreciate impersonators.

He also knows where you live, Joe.

He does, however, appreciate sorority hotts in rainbow socks.
 

Melvin proudly displayed his penis kickstand before every grueling game of beer pong.
 

Me and Joe share the same motherfuckin' dream.
 

Not to be outdone by the whole "Beer balanced on my head while you punch me in the gut" trick (Todd had just watched Crocodile Dundee), he attempts the very difficult and even less rewarding "Beer balanced on my shoulder while you kick me in the balls" trick. They're just warming up here. Can't wait to see how the real deal ends up (I assume DB1 will be posting that pic next).

What is it about chicks and cute socks? I'm a 30+ year old software developer, goddamit, yet when I see a girl in cute socks I lose it. The girl I'm dating always has a cute pair on underneath her boots and I swear taking those things off is exactly like unwrapping a Christmas present every time. Am I alone on this?
 

I like the art on the fridge. It's one of those 3-D pictures from the 90's. If you stare at it long enough, you can see the object of Joe's secret man-crush: Curtis Armstrong.
 

@ CrackedActor 9:21

That isn't marker. It really is Mr. White's basement.
 

nothing says good times like getting kicked in the nads and drinking the swill that is Bud Lite.
 

@ douche vader

Sounds like someone has a foot fetish
 

@ vader

The thing with cute socks is that you're a pervert and an unrepentant closet homo. and your mom tried to smother you with her feet when you were a baby.

It's like looking in a metaphorical mirror when i read your posts my friend.
 

By the look on Kelly's face, I think Joe jizzed in his pants.
 

Jessica does an out-of-water-practice of her famous swimming pool kick to the groin on dorks who creep up on her to do the underwater titty-grab.
 

She's got one hell of a bunion.
 

Those legs look strong enough to crack chestnuts open. I'd let her bust my nuts between her legs. HIIIYYOOO!
 

I admit it, that's my spooge on her right thigh.


I didn't realize you guys could see it on your monitor, too.
 

@Douchelexic
Look. Just because I like to cockslap a man's feet before sucking on his toes every once in a while doesn't make me gay. I live in Los Angeles for crissakes. EVERYBODY does that kinda thing around here. It's like kissing hello in Europe or playing grab ass with your Australian soccer buddies. It's all about the context.
 

Bud Lite. When you need to impress your sister's friends in Mom's basement.
 

@Vin

You might want to lay off the Lemonheads. But I guess it will be cool when they get the black lights going on down there.
 

Blonde Hott with her leg in the air is giving me wood. Down boy.

And that dude does deserve a kick in the nads. Way to go, Blonde Hott.

AV
 

@crucial

If it were my basement, she'd be kicking ME in the balls. I like to participate, not watch.
 

His shirt is from a place called Jimmy's in Minnesota. They are well known for their hamdog:


What’s a Hamdog? Apart from Fugu, quite possibly the world’s most dangerous food. But unlike Fugu, damn f’n tasty. As Jimmy’s no-frills menu says, the Hamdog is a 1/2 pound burger wrapped around a hotdog, topped with chilli, onion and cheddar cheese and served on a hoagie bun. The menu calls it “Enough Meat to Satisfy Anyone.” I call it “Enough Meat to Make Ron Jeremy Feel Inadequate.”
 

@ Mr. White

If you don't like to watch whats the point of the gimp?
 

Yes, Joe. Bud Light is most impressive. It makes the pretty girls kick you in the balls. Watching pretty girls kick you in the balls makes me happy. So therefore Bud Light makes me happy. So if I buy a case of Bud Light, many pretty girls will kick you in the balls?

I'm not willing to risk it. I've been let down before.
 

She's missing the balls by several inches. She's aiming right at his "little head."

That's no dream, it's a nightmare, and she's a filly on a mission.

Lord, those suckle-thighs would strangle a horse.
 

I'm with everyone whose glans tingles with excitement at the sight of Miss Rainbowsocks. Bend over all the way and break your fucking back, Hamdog, let Big Daddy show you how feet are fucked. I correct fallen arches with my cock.
 

Jessica gives the term "toe jam" a whole new meaning.
 

Jessica reconfigures the sport of "curling" to a whole new level.
 

@douchelexic

Excellent question. Medusa supplied the gimp. That whole game is her domain. I just like to pee on people.
 

And so it was, the great Corns/Crabs Virus of 2009 started in Mr. White's sex dungeon.
 

Joe: "Hey baby my dick is bigger than your leg."

Jenny: "EWWWWW. You mean that tiny wet thing is your cock?"

Winnie-the-Poon
 

Looks like Tammy failed her date-rape self-defense class.

She kicks like a girl.
 

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Bud Light?

Miller Lite in Cans?

seriously?



Joe, since it's obvious you'll put anything in your body, why not try some Prestone Dex-Cool Extended life? You'll get a helluvea buzz while also exhibiting one of the finer aspects of Darwinism.


Cheers shitbag!
 

Somewhere over the rainbow socks, Dorothy found her toe-toe, but with nary a Scarecrow, Tinman or Cowardly Lion in sight, she settled for a Hamdog; and together they followed the yellow brick road of her suckle-thigh.
 

I gotta say, I'm considering giving a pass to this guy.

If anything he's more of a Midwestern Everybag.
 

Painted on the ceiling of a $5 bodega in Venice, renowned art historian Luigi Rotiniphucker found the lost and almost forgotten
first rendition of Michelangelo's Creation of Adam - "The Tickling of a Douchebag."
 

i love this kid!
 

pencil doucher is officially my favorite hcwdb rookie for the 2008-2009 season
 

*Real Men of Genius*

Bud Light salutes you Mr. I like to get kicked in the nuts by a sorority hott with sexy socks on while you have some strange headband on in Mr. Whites basement.

Because it's you that screams I will do anything for a hotts attention, even if it means losing your ability to procreate.

So thanks Mr. I like to get kicked in the nuts by a sorority hotts with sexy socks on while you have some strange headband on in Mr. Whites basement, we salute you
 

Crucial Head's superiors found it odd and even distrubing that his new design for the childrens' hospital looked curiously like an underage girl karate-kicking an Ohio boy in the junk.
 

God damnit. That Is Mr. White's basement and I wanna know a few things. One: Where in the bloody blue blazes is Laundry Gimp while all this tomfoolery is going on? I buy the Alpo for the sumbitch, the least he could do is defend the turf when no one is around.

Two: If there is to be ball-trampling, why the hell is it all so cheerful? It's making me look like a real bitch all of a sudden.

Three: @ Douche Vader--If you promise to keep the helmet and gloves on, you wanna see what kind of socks I wear under my Doc Martens?
 

@Medusa

Hell yes, but addition to the helmet and gloves, something tells me to also wear a cup and a flak jacket. I hear that combination works even better than a condom.

Doc Martens tho? Really? Not that there's anything wrong with that...uh...tho you MUST have some thigh highs...if you wouldn't mind...
 

@Medusa

Ball-trampling is never a laughing matter. My team won the silver back in '88, but only because there's no way we could beat the Russian Mail-Order Brides ability to crush nuts like the headless horseman's headless horse.

We're making a comeback though in 2012.
 

Joe patiently volunteers while Jessica engages in the latest martial art of "jiu-jizz-you."
 

tube sock Tanya gives new meaning to tickle mi elmo!
 

It looks like he caught her in mid-fart and decided her foot would be fun to jerk off with. Now THAT's a foot fetish.
 

Jiu-Jizz-You

heh heh.
 

@ MO

I too am a Doc's devotee, aint nouthin like walikin' on air in storm trooper boots.... uh unless it's stompin' on tool junk with track shoes
 

"Look, ma - no hands!"
 

A foot job that is?
 

@ creech

you mean spikes?
 

this reminds me, when i read about the Open Source Boob Project and, more importantly, the rebuttal against it, i thought to myself, while i'm not in a position to judge how well i can defend myself from a swift kick to the groin by a healthily athletic and nubile member of the opposite sex, i am perversely thrilled by such prospects.

this pic disappoints!
 

Douchelexic

while track shoes have spikes, baseball shoes are commonly called spikes.... ya know?
 

I wasn't certain if you meant old fashioned track shoes with the spikes or the new ones sans spikes that are made for these stupid new rubberized tracks.
 

Nana nana NA NA My ScaaaROtum!
 

uh... I am at a loss Douchelexic, I haven't put on a pair in 30 odd years...

now excuse me while I shave all the gray hair off my body
 

That girl could crack coconuts between her thighs.
 

@ Vader:

I'm all 'bout hot chicks in tube socks.



Hey I just had an awesome idea for a web site.
 

Debbie Gibson: Bag Hunter
 

Maybe Joe the Plumber's Crack really likes getting his yambag brutalized, I dunno. The point is, those are some very nice legs on Jennifer-Garner-wearing-a-wig-from-Alias Hott.
 

I've seen nicer basements in Poland....in 1944......during the Tet Offensive......as the Koreans invaded the Motherland.