Terror from the Baldies lurks in the background

Wanderers forever!
 

It's Jerry Only's younger brother, Dick Only.
 

Finally! Now I know what being anonymous looks like.
 

Mark my words, douchebags. You will look back upon this era of stupid fauxhawk idioticy with shame. You will deny that YOU ever did that to your hair...it was everyone else, not you. Then someone will show you a picture from a mere 5 years ago, and for a moment, you won't say anything. Finally, you'll mutter "Yeah, well, at least doing that got me hot chicks."

Eh, maybe. But you'll still know. In your sad, tiny little heart you'll know.

On the plus side, after cauterizing the tip of her tongue, I have hope that she'd be good to go.
 

I wonder if zelda is trying to toss chromiums's salad via his butt chin?
 

While posing before taking the stage
The Fist-Mits hope their groupie’s of age
Though just a cover band
They’ll never understand
Their gigs only earn minimum wage.
 

marc antony looks like just a floating head
 

Marlon’s youngest son - Rudolph Brando
Whose head is as large as a condo
Hopes these ‘hawks will leave
The brunette - to her relief
As he prays that she’s gone commando.
 

chromiums eyes burn with passion
Hair gel low, had to ration
highest hair needs confirmation
fat man in back,secret masturbation
 

This brunette reminds me of Deathtongue’s Hott
When I picture her nude, my nethers grow taut
For her skin tone alone
Makes a grown man moan
Now I must lock my door and fill a tube sock.
 

It's the cast of the after-school special Faux (Chicken) Hawks of Santa Rosa.


Written by anonymous. It's three-quarters autobiographical, of course.
 

Like a mama cat with her kittens, Samantha uses her tongue to groom her nearest and dearest--spit-shining H-Bomb's face after licking the burrs and lice from Z-Love's fur.
 

it' true.^ i am/was/is a chicken hawk.
 

Female Deathtongue???
 

These fauxhawked douchebags are clinging to emo
While their friend in the rear suffers from chemo
But it’s easy to tell
Brunette’s tongue never will
Touch their pricks cause they’d rather bang Tebow.
 

man, Db1's comments lately have been a lot more creative, and funny. Veroni-no, couldn't be :)
 

Gotcha Wonky!

Great minds and all that shit...
 

Hershey Kiss hair for the ‘bag on the left
While his partner sports a chin that’s quite cleft
Will either of these clowns
Realize that Emo sounds
Like the wailing of kittens whose mother’s bereft?
 

@ Croosh

You've been waiting all day for the limerick, havent'cha?

atta boy.
 

tonguing hott is quite the doll
though her standards far did they fall
nary a squawk
bookended by 'hawks
& a fat dude who's hair is AWOL
 

hair-doos that defy gravity
is really a calamity
to add to the sin
hott tongues a chin
diving into depravity
 

@ MO

getting the syllables to match up is a bear
 

I don't have time for poetry now, but anyone else does they can elaborate:

Boitano
chicano
 

so what's his official name? Crowhawk or Glare of the Emo? This repeat offender needs a permanent tag
 

Let's see if this works....

Bald Larry's slut sister named Cleo
Slipped backstage to tongue-rub on Leo
And the faux-hawked Chicano
Whose less butch than Boitano,
Recalls the nude beach down in Rio

NC4OD
 

Crowhawk strikes again!
 

@ memphis 421

uh, how about turd shine?
 

"Um sir? My Moons Over My Hammy tastes like Axe. Can I get another?"
 

@ creature

-i'll go with turd shine. fitting enough
 

That douche on the left looks a lot like the strange boy who finally married his fifth grade teacher up in Alaska. After she got out of jail.

Don't sully crows, DB1, they are smart birds who know better than these douchewanks. Not exactly sure what it is they DO know better, but believe me when I say that they do.
 

Those 2 dudes look like a douche version of the Lollipop Guild.


(Don't ask me how I remember this shit; I honestly don't know.)
 

Two fauxhawks that point in the air
Are the stupidest, douchiest hair
Watching sweet hottie lick
is just making me sick
So enraging - life just isn't fair!


--------------------------------
Sorry, Crucial convinced me that this was the Wednesday limerick.
 

well done IHP
 

This pasty-punk douche is no Fung,
Though I'd still like to tear out his lung,
You and Pedro go vote,
I'll stand in for the scrote,
Samantha needs a real dick to tongue.
 

IdahoHottPot and Captain throw down the limerick
With skills not unlike these fauxhawk’s penchants for dick
And I wish the DB1
Posted more limericks for fun
So I could explain how these douchebags make me sick.
 

As the big guy gives a blank stare, we all know what he's thinking....

fauxhawk envy



ASvB
 

These fauxhawks need a big beatdown
And they truly deserve such a beatdown
You want them beat down
I want them beat down
And did I mention that they need a beatdown?
 

for that greasy hawk he does grow
this young lad deserves a sharp blow
a slap to the mug
with a pewter jug
& to his eyesocket an elbow
 

does this photo deserve a reference to the movie "The Crow?"

hmm. i would've wanted a more powerful pic to carry this reference. but what the hell. i saw the thread title and i can't get the movie out of my head.

here's to a very douchey band, the Stone Temple Pilots:


Time to take [the hottie] home
her dizzy head is conscience-laden
Time to take a ride
It leaves today no conversation
Time to take [the hottie] home
Her dizzy head is conscience laden
Time to wait too long
To wait too long

 

Creatch, I do agree he needs a sharp blow
One he’ll receive from another fellow
But I’m thinking another kind
One that will please his behind
And set his gaydar senses aglow.
 

unbeknownst to samantha, H-bomb faux-hawked his pubes.
 

Crucial is the new Ed.

Speaking of which: poor bastard...anyone check on him lately?

Obama got him down...
 

I wonder what else she can do with that thing ... =)
 

How do these hairstyles get rediscovered and perpetuated internationally by the douche-set? Does it get communicated though the flailing their douche antennae? Maybe some signal is picked up from a douche chemical trail?

My $10 haircut and I have scoured the wilds of Patagonia for a Hott with a prehensile tounge while these scrotae have managed to echo-locate one only with the aid of a few squirts from their great-aunt's Aquanet. Damn and blast!
 

I cant help but wonder what is going through butterbean's head.

"dats right, we in da club bitches"
 

@ DarkSock 8:41 PM,

i hope Ed has a better reason than that. i mean, we're talking about Ed the middle-aged guy from Alabama who sports a rabid conservative blog, right? he should be tough as nails in the face of adversity!
 

@ Steve

the creepy taking horse dude & limerick master... maybe it's the same cat, but I think Ed got abducted by his stalker trolls...or Squatch ate 'em
 

uh, talking horse
 

For the record, I consider myself more of a Wilbur than an Ed. After all, Wilbur was an Architect.

And a nerd.

And my political leanings, while not radical, may not sit comfortably in Ed's wheelhouse. And though I knew him not, after reading through the archives, I miss the bugger anyway.
 

Sean Penn Bag
 

I certainly know of those who would lick a toad to get completely stoned...but licking a complete choad like this guy (who reminds me of Kajagoogoo without the bleached hair)can only result in stage 4 dysentery.

While she may recover, she will be a bleeth carrier for life..
 

I thought her tongue would be parched after lapping those cockatoo coiffures into shape...
 

I got nothing.
 

The set for Enter the Dragon 2,
Coming soon to a theater near you
Douches steal the hott
There's not much of a plot
As Chung Su (left) slices their heads in two.
 

Cock-a-douchel-poo....and lickin' little.
 

look at the bold-diamant-who's-youre-daddy-dude!
he IS
 

I don't know if this is due to my lack of coffee this morning, but it looks like someone Photoshopped these poseurs' faces into the shot. How can a guy (douche on left) turn his head 90 friggin' degrees to one side like that unless he has a pipestem for a neck? The other bag seems too shiny for the lighting.

Coffee!
 

Oh God no.

A tongue-'baguette? She is thoroughly tainted forever.

AV
 

@ Mr. Belvadouche 8:50

The back of my sinus cavity is burning fron the mouthful of tepid coffee I half-snorked when I read "Butterbean". Good on you, sir! I'm giving you a raise, and expanding your range of services to include choosing my undies for the day.

@ Creatch 1:23

Forever Wanderers!

and 2:27
Ah, don't think about to too hard, you just let it flow. It's really something you get a knack for, a certain ear and a proclivity towards cadences. you write enough of 'em, it becomes second nature.

I'm all confused as I've been in a black hole of communication for a day and a half. No one is permitted to make a joke about Plinky's mom in regards to that. I've been trying my hand at caning these days, don't test me.

A certain faux-haux wearing lout
met a girl with her tongue hanging out
she gave him a lick
then tugged on his dick
but still he has reason to pout?
 

Hans and his buddy Jorge
were looking unusually gay
they sandwiched a hott
someone took a shot
but it can't take their queerness away
 

With far too much product in hair
they mashed on a hott standing there
She cried, "I am stuck!
Oh, lord, does this suck!"
And now the three go everywhere.
 

HAAA this kid with the mohawk lives in my city (Tampa) and tries to get with everyone via facebook...for some reason this douche is a magnet...probably because the majority of bitches in tampa are butterfaces!
 

Poor Lisa: epileptic, and bleeth
So when Paco grabbed her underneath
She had a grand mal
But, Douchefurter, her pal
Made sure her tongue was not severed by teeth

--VS
 

I am so honored you used one of my pictures! This is the proudest day of my life.