Monday, January 26, 2009
The Kettlehead
Tony knew that when macking on an Italian Hott (while deftly ignoring her less attractive best friend), nothing slayed quite like his patented Kettlehead look.
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Similarly to the less attractive best friend, kettlehead likes to share clothes with the hot
# posted by 
: 8:21 PM
: 8:21 PM
It's almost like he's pushing the girl out of the picture. If not physically, than metaphysically. Could he possibly wear a tighter shirt?
Insult: Wearing too tight of a shirt with a waxed chest.
Injury: Not cropping the picture tight enough.
I am just the one who adds things together.
Injury: Not cropping the picture tight enough.
I am just the one who adds things together.
Obviously the picture wasn't taken from the girl on the right's facebook. And why the hell does he need his sunglasses on.
who is this boston dude? every time i take a little break from this site there are a whole new group of trolling assclowns.
Puerto Rican Superfly with his gloryhole conquest, Slovenia to his immediate left, at Rancha de Basura Cantina
As his daughter posed with Vinnie "Al Dente" Frizzoli for the rehearsal photos, Gene Simmons looked on approvingly.
His shirt perplexes me. Is it flecked with gold stripes? You're not a tiger, dude.
She, on the other hand, has the gaze of a seductive feline. I'd wash a month's worth of Cro-Bagnon's filthy orange laundry just for the chance to touch her discarded mascara wand.
She, on the other hand, has the gaze of a seductive feline. I'd wash a month's worth of Cro-Bagnon's filthy orange laundry just for the chance to touch her discarded mascara wand.
# posted by : 9:06 PM
: 9:06 PM
In this situation I would pass around the Knob Creek then take badunkadunk chick on the right to the bathroom politely for a bit of the old 'in out in out', and leave cute but way too high maintenance chick who never fucks on the first date to Kettlehead here where they can continue to play dress up with mother's old clothes in the attic. Don't worry, he's not gettin' any from her either.
JCVD, what's that pink phallic thing behind the Gator Bag? The pics too small for me to make out what it says. Great drawling btw.
@IdahoHottPotato
Thanks! I was kinda inspired by the whole Ed Hardy movement, and by inspired I mean, regurgitated my Taco Hell chicken quesadilla all over my new manatee rug. Let me tell you, fighting with a chihuahua to lap up the remnants was quite the chore! Little bastard licks faster than Samantha Ronson getting some of Lindsay Lohan's goodies.
Thanks! I was kinda inspired by the whole Ed Hardy movement, and by inspired I mean, regurgitated my Taco Hell chicken quesadilla all over my new manatee rug. Let me tell you, fighting with a chihuahua to lap up the remnants was quite the chore! Little bastard licks faster than Samantha Ronson getting some of Lindsay Lohan's goodies.
Yes I do see. It's exactly what I thought it was. For all the 'bag huntresses who want to "bleeth" it up for the night.
But what about the Gator Fleshlight cause well, there are rumors about our this esteemed HoS member.
But what about the Gator Fleshlight cause well, there are rumors about our this esteemed HoS member.
Shirt streaked with poop. Black beanie covering dark sunglasses. Shaved chest. Bumpin' Ratt on the way to the partay. I'm a bad B!tch.
(No offense to Ratt which is a pretty sexy hairband)
(No offense to Ratt which is a pretty sexy hairband)
# posted by : 9:33 PM
: 9:33 PM
Why do I get the feeling Kettlehead shoved Ingrid out of the way to get all up in Miranda's business? Why do I get the feeling Ingrid's about to throw a left hook and dent the shit out of Kettlehead's stupid fucking hat? These are deep and vital questions.
For reals, that's a stupid fucking hat.
For reals, that's a stupid fucking hat.
@Archidoucheis
Indeed! I happen to have the stealth version, be careful with that one, sometimes I wake up in the morning to find that it mysteriously has had it's way with me and is attempting to spoon me.
Indeed! I happen to have the stealth version, be careful with that one, sometimes I wake up in the morning to find that it mysteriously has had it's way with me and is attempting to spoon me.
@Archidoucheis
It tries to take me out, but we sit in the car and drive around for about an hour saying:
StealthFleshlight: "What do you want to eat?"
JCvD: "I don't know, what do you want to eat?"
StealthFleshlight: "I don't know, what do you want to eat?"
This banter then leads to us finally getting our Waffle House to go, heading back to the house where we eventually end up back at square one. StealthFleshlight attempting to spoon me.
We're, you know, a typical American family.
It tries to take me out, but we sit in the car and drive around for about an hour saying:
StealthFleshlight: "What do you want to eat?"
JCvD: "I don't know, what do you want to eat?"
StealthFleshlight: "I don't know, what do you want to eat?"
This banter then leads to us finally getting our Waffle House to go, heading back to the house where we eventually end up back at square one. StealthFleshlight attempting to spoon me.
We're, you know, a typical American family.
Best one yet JCvD. The blonde hair and that clock are hilarious touches.
I think Veronica is probably due for a Jean Claude special ( and I'm long over due for a new tune, ...it's harder than you think).
I think Veronica is probably due for a Jean Claude special ( and I'm long over due for a new tune, ...it's harder than you think).
Her less attractive friend bears a striking resemblance to fashion designer Donna Karan.
He looks like something between a Samurai warrior in helmet, a Chippendale's wannabe, and a poster boy for gay wax jobs in the Castro.
When the wanks want to show off their moobs as much as the gals their boobs, we're in trouble.
May cannibals capture, hogtie and throw him into their kettle and shrink his head. Both of them.
He looks like something between a Samurai warrior in helmet, a Chippendale's wannabe, and a poster boy for gay wax jobs in the Castro.
When the wanks want to show off their moobs as much as the gals their boobs, we're in trouble.
May cannibals capture, hogtie and throw him into their kettle and shrink his head. Both of them.
# posted by : 9:54 PM
: 9:54 PM
JCVD, cute drawing, more congrats.Was he drinking Gator-Ade too? captures the spirit of gatordouchery as seen on this site.
# posted by : 9:56 PM
: 9:56 PM
@Vin Douchal, whoop-di-douche
Thanks!
And I was thinking about doing a whole Hall of Hott pinup series, but then all you pervs would get fired for:
a. Using up all the printer ink.
b. Spending way too much time in the office bathroom.
c. Walking around sporting completely obvious IOB...that goes for you huntresses too (you know who you are!)
To quote the great Pink Floyd:
"If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding, if you don't beat your meat?!"
Thanks!
And I was thinking about doing a whole Hall of Hott pinup series, but then all you pervs would get fired for:
a. Using up all the printer ink.
b. Spending way too much time in the office bathroom.
c. Walking around sporting completely obvious IOB...that goes for you huntresses too (you know who you are!)
To quote the great Pink Floyd:
"If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding, if you don't beat your meat?!"
I was gonna give a try at the Plinky's Mom Fleshlight, but the shipping for that big of a package was astronomical.
@JCVD
Have you been spying on me? That's exactly the nightly routine at my house. Only instead of spooning its more of a: *tap* *tap*, *tap* *tap*
It is the mating call of the long-term attached male. Gone are the days of sweet songs and foreplay. Nono, now all you get is tapping.
Have you been spying on me? That's exactly the nightly routine at my house. Only instead of spooning its more of a: *tap* *tap*, *tap* *tap*
It is the mating call of the long-term attached male. Gone are the days of sweet songs and foreplay. Nono, now all you get is tapping.
@Ashfish
I try to serenade my plastic love with my juice harp, washboard and spoon, but to no avail. So i then have to resort to the trusted:
*tap* *tap*, (whispering)"Are you awake?"
Attempt at violating the sleeping significant halted with a:
*SMACK!!!*
JCVD: "Ok, ok, can we just spoon then?"
I try to serenade my plastic love with my juice harp, washboard and spoon, but to no avail. So i then have to resort to the trusted:
*tap* *tap*, (whispering)"Are you awake?"
Attempt at violating the sleeping significant halted with a:
*SMACK!!!*
JCVD: "Ok, ok, can we just spoon then?"
lol yeah I get complaints from my significant other about the lack of romance when the "quandary" arises. Ashfish, if I may borrow from The Method Man ala Wu Tang Clan to convey my message, ahem...
"Gunnin, hummin comin atcha
First I'm gonna getcha, once I gotcha, I gat-cha"
Once I gotcha, I "gat-cha" indeed. Wait...that didn't explain anything. Ah well Wu Tang clan kicks ass.
"Gunnin, hummin comin atcha
First I'm gonna getcha, once I gotcha, I gat-cha"
Once I gotcha, I "gat-cha" indeed. Wait...that didn't explain anything. Ah well Wu Tang clan kicks ass.
Hey kids! It's time to play "who has the biggest cleavage"! I vote for the dude. His art makes Pam Anderson blush.
Yes, its a shame really, its only a figurative cock.
Its ok Archidoucheis, I understand the Wu Tang. That video was hawt. It got me all bothered. And by bothered I mean its a good thing I bought cheap liquor or it would have gone to waste on the way back up.
Its ok Archidoucheis, I understand the Wu Tang. That video was hawt. It got me all bothered. And by bothered I mean its a good thing I bought cheap liquor or it would have gone to waste on the way back up.
I once snorted a moose antler while taking a colonic filled with ten of Paul Revere's most revered rectal diaphragms.
As the ‘code red’ alarms began to fade into oblivion, Logan took full advantage of his evening janitorial job at the newly vacant Fire Station 13 garage, by grabbing a helmet and the housekeepers before performing a hollow audition for Batman: Then Quest for Heath Ledger’s Lost Top Buttons.
Percy’s goggled eyes widened as he realized that his miniature Boston Road Railway Station, positioned just over his right shoulder, wasn’t magnetized for its glorified final ‘wall climbing act.’
Though his hair had been massacred in the days precluding this incident, Danny Boy was determined to keep his hoped for a BoSox season ticket alive by whoring out his remaining active testicle for the Hispanic Procreation Club of Catalina.
Esmerelde and Marina giggled as Juaquin modeled his latest underwire bra... dubbed the Dorchester Douche Sling.
After his thirty-eighth rejection from MIT, Marcos reluctantly accepted his Boston College acceptance to the School of No Accountability with his sisters Phyllice and Diller.
With all the laurels of the recent Patriots, BoSox, and Celtic success; Fitzgerald was resigned to wearing a cap that reflected the temperature on the frozen thermometer that was mounted to the wall of his prefab house.
Abernathy stepped off stage, grasped a couple groupies, and announced that all jokes on this website head straight to Biloxi...
... where they are swallowed by a starving Architect named Starck Dock.
... where they are swallowed by a starving Architect named Starck Dock.
Here's one that BDB can understand
da guy in da tight shirt is a doo doo head and I think the brunette on the right is a transexual. His mom's a transexual...poop
da guy in da tight shirt is a doo doo head and I think the brunette on the right is a transexual. His mom's a transexual...poop
Once the lights flickered on, Theodore immediately realized the walls failed to match his youthful admiration of the Green Monster… instead they matched the color of his swollen testicles.
As all Architects eventually do, McCockDark prepared for his uncle McMauveSock's wake, with a lively rendition of 'Ring Around the Choadsey.
The rare prowling choadger stalks through the tall lovely bronzed grass from under his cousin's deck; only then to be mauled by the grass' chunkier, less cute, tumbleweed.
RAWR!
RAWR!
Fuck work tomorrow... oh, wait, I actually have work to do for a change.
Come to bed with me sweet prince... my Ambien has kicked innnnnn......
Come to bed with me sweet prince... my Ambien has kicked innnnnn......
Kevin may have stumbled down to "Boston's Blue Basement Bar" by accident, but transgenders be damned he was going home with some ass tonight
... I love you Ashfish.
... and IdahoHottPot, Medusa, Chupa, bsth' goatee, Plinky's clubfoot, Archidooshies young and agile body, Dousshhetovesky's name, Mr. White's rock hard glut's and Whoop Di Douche's colostomy bag.
Mosth of all, I lufth droogs.
G'night.
... and IdahoHottPot, Medusa, Chupa, bsth' goatee, Plinky's clubfoot, Archidooshies young and agile body, Dousshhetovesky's name, Mr. White's rock hard glut's and Whoop Di Douche's colostomy bag.
Mosth of all, I lufth droogs.
G'night.
God damnit crucial, the one night I finally ingest more alcohol than pot and everyone leaves! Fine! Be that way! I didn't want to be entertained tonight anyways.
On a serious note though BDB, tell me the story again about how you found this site? Was one of your pictures posted? A friend's picture?
I can't remember why it was that you were such an angry little girl.
I can't remember why it was that you were such an angry little girl.
I've had many friend posted on here.. thats how i found out about it..then you guys were just an open target to laugh at
Arg, BdB, are you causing trouble again? We had such a good run last week mon...any reason not to simply play by the well established etiquette of the site?
# posted by : 12:46 AM
: 12:46 AM
I'm gonna level with ya, I'm doing throwing insults tonight. I'm just trying to figure out why it is that you find it necessary to come here every monday.
I'm not gonna answer your trick question sir..cuz I tell you who they are and then you're gonna say how come I'm on here and they're not..and how come they don't care and I do...
Yes I get it BDB, you want me to be threatened by your comments. Come on though, seriously. Obviously you wouldn't be so dumb as to give some anonymous person on the internet your phone number and/or address.
Well that did come to mind. It wasn't a trick question though, I'm not trying to trap you in some mind fuck. I just wanted to know if they were cool with the pictures being up.
I'm on here because my friends were on here..and imagine you scroll to a website one day and you find your picture..and you click on the comments and you have 100 people on there saying this kids a faggot...look how gay he looks...the girl hes with id like to gag her with my cock.
How would you feel?
You'd be pretty pissed right?
Yes I laugh at pictures when I see them do i keep my comments to myself though..? YES
When I see a goth girl walk down the road i don't go outta my way to offend/degrade her (not my cup of tea but its also not my life)
if you wanna fuck horses in your backyard thats your life..do whatever the fuck you want. but i think its pretty hypocritical to take offense to what I say when you're just doin it to everyone else
How would you feel?
You'd be pretty pissed right?
Yes I laugh at pictures when I see them do i keep my comments to myself though..? YES
When I see a goth girl walk down the road i don't go outta my way to offend/degrade her (not my cup of tea but its also not my life)
if you wanna fuck horses in your backyard thats your life..do whatever the fuck you want. but i think its pretty hypocritical to take offense to what I say when you're just doin it to everyone else
Also, what do you hope to gain by coming on this website? Obviously we're not gonna stop making fun of douchebags, so what exactly are you using your time for?
Good? Sheznit, I is AWESOME. This is well established, historical, wrote kinda knowledge.
But that's neither here nor there. I been around this site for a couple years now. I'm here as often as possible for a LAUGH. And without having ever met Arch or Crucial, I will defend them as Players of the Game...fellows who, within the confines of the style of this site make me (and a hell of a lot of others) laugh. And for that same reason, I'll defend you. You had two of the best lines I can remember from last week (loved the Grocery Shopping at Home Depot bit).
But damn dude. Why piss people off? And for that matter, why get pissed yourself? Heck, I can call Crucial a Pig Molesting Baby Twaddler (I know this because his mom told me), and it'll go over smooth as silk, but that is because it is within a certain context. No one is seriously insulting anyone else here, 'cept you. What is with the whole giving a phone number or address to talk shit/fight? I honestly don't get it.
Tell you what. You got a question for somebody? Trust me that I understand this place well enough to speak for them. I'll give you as deep and honest an answer about what the real story is if you ask the question. But, in return, I ask:
1) that YOU explain the hostility. Why pick internet fights? Is there honestly anything lamer than that? What next? Are you going to make fun of an infant for being a virgin?
2) IF I sufficiently answer your questions, man, just let it go. Join us, don't fight us. Have fun here, and let others do the same. Play along. 'Cause really, that's what we're ALL doing. We're just playing the same game. Hell, I'm a douchebag, and rather proud of it. And fairly obviously, you are too. So what? Should that prevent you from making fun of other 'bags? Hell no. I'm a white guy, too, but I'll still call a honky a cracker.
Deal?
Sigh. Sounds like it is time to pour myself a double.
But that's neither here nor there. I been around this site for a couple years now. I'm here as often as possible for a LAUGH. And without having ever met Arch or Crucial, I will defend them as Players of the Game...fellows who, within the confines of the style of this site make me (and a hell of a lot of others) laugh. And for that same reason, I'll defend you. You had two of the best lines I can remember from last week (loved the Grocery Shopping at Home Depot bit).
But damn dude. Why piss people off? And for that matter, why get pissed yourself? Heck, I can call Crucial a Pig Molesting Baby Twaddler (I know this because his mom told me), and it'll go over smooth as silk, but that is because it is within a certain context. No one is seriously insulting anyone else here, 'cept you. What is with the whole giving a phone number or address to talk shit/fight? I honestly don't get it.
Tell you what. You got a question for somebody? Trust me that I understand this place well enough to speak for them. I'll give you as deep and honest an answer about what the real story is if you ask the question. But, in return, I ask:
1) that YOU explain the hostility. Why pick internet fights? Is there honestly anything lamer than that? What next? Are you going to make fun of an infant for being a virgin?
2) IF I sufficiently answer your questions, man, just let it go. Join us, don't fight us. Have fun here, and let others do the same. Play along. 'Cause really, that's what we're ALL doing. We're just playing the same game. Hell, I'm a douchebag, and rather proud of it. And fairly obviously, you are too. So what? Should that prevent you from making fun of other 'bags? Hell no. I'm a white guy, too, but I'll still call a honky a cracker.
Deal?
Sigh. Sounds like it is time to pour myself a double.
# posted by : 1:00 AM
: 1:00 AM
I can understand being angry that the picture is there and people are talking bad about your girl, but all that simply needs to be done is an email to DB1, and the photo gets taken down. Douchebags in themselves are generally very vain and egotistical people. Sometimes they need to be brought back to reality. Unlike goths, fat people, retards, etc. which get ridiculed on a daily basis as is. It don't care if you hurl insults at me, it's just that here we try to have a certain level of creativity. You asked us many times to dumb down our jokes or comments and that's the opposite of what we do. You might not find it funny, but that's why there's websites like TheDirty.com where you can go and say the usual quips. But if your friends were not offended by their pictures, or the comments, then why haven't you just turned the other cheek as well. Wouldn't you be the "bigger man" if you just didn't react?
Alright first off Vader heres how all the haters came upon me..theres this guy who would provide countless hours of amusement to all of you his name is "the james" he really is the definition of a douche bag all of providence/Boston is embarrassed by this asshole. So I posted that everyone should check this dude out. And I was backing up some kid who had a horrible Orange tan but wasnt really a douche bag that got so much flack from everyone.
With that being said everyone started hating on me so i retaliated.
With that being said everyone started hating on me so i retaliated.
If you're so successful than let that speak for you, not some retarded internet fight you're trying to pick. Go back and look at Fourpoints from like september or august of 2008. He came here like a man and gained the respect of everyone. But throwing around the lame "I'll fly you out to fight me" line is not gonna help your cause, whatever it may be.
Wait...did you just send his pic to DB1? Who hated on you? I don't entirely understand the context...
# posted by : 1:10 AM
: 1:10 AM
it was in some thread which one i forgot then some douche is like you're probably the james you're probably this asshole you're a fag..blah blah blah blah blah
I was just trying to provide you guys with amusement then I got flack so I said fuck this shit.
I was just trying to provide you guys with amusement then I got flack so I said fuck this shit.
Ahhhh. I actually remember that thread. So you tried to add to the game, and somebody sorta poked at you for your troubles, and you took offense. That about right?
# posted by : 1:14 AM
: 1:14 AM
like go to thejamestv.com and fast forward to 8:45 where you'll see greater footage than you've ever seen in your life its armani alex/johnny blaze freestyling..I almost cried I laughed so hard while watching it..while at the same time I wanted to kick the screen of my laptop in
So I never really took offense to any of this until someone started going at me for adding to the game like I was intruding on your game like a black guy trying to play hockey
You were offended cause we made fun of the guy who looks like most of the douchebags on the site standing next to the blond with the horrible orange fake tan? If he isn't a bag then that's one thing, but come on. That orange tan is horrible and you know it.
I'm gonna have to look at the video though.
I'm gonna have to look at the video though.
at 10 minutes each you will get 2 full hours of complete douche baggery..I personally haven't watched all 12 episodes back2back because I would probably go on a killing spree so i recommend 2ish a day for starters
from what I get...YEA in the beginning episodes 1-6ish it was them hanging outside one of the dirtiest clubs in rhode island with a video camera just talkin to the sluts that came out..which was hilarious in itself now all these douches are "club promoters" that promote for the dirtiest club in Massachusetts I swear to you, I rather go to a gay club then this club (no joke).. you want pics upon pics of these assholes at this dirtbag club exclusivenightlife.com is where its at
First off, you are SPOT ON for making fun of Johnny Blaze. Anyone who calls himself that needs to be made fun of.
And you tried. I am guessing that your attempt was genuine. Of course, it was flawed in two ways:
1) it was a little too personal. You know this guy, and you really DO seem to loathe him. Well, the problem with that is that while we talk about wanting to murder, maim, kill, destroy, and otherwise kick in the nuts the DBs on here, we really don't care that much. We're just goofing off, talking, but with the understanding that no one REALLY means it (except for the Creeper. So help me God, if I ever see that guy, I'll hit him with a bottle then run like a bitch).
2) We do what we do (and I am talking about the regulars here, who really only constitute (I'm guessing) about 50% of the posters) from a very cerebral point of view. More obscure it better. Weirder is better. Obtuse is better. But when you said what you said in that post (from what I remember, I don't feel like going back and reading it), it wasn't really up to the intellectual par that we hold as the standard here.
Now don't get me wrong. You don't have to have a college education to be in our little club. But DO recognize that the average player here is between the ages of 26-45, college educated, fairly smart. We've got architects, computer developers (me), and other nerds with savage senses of humor and lots of free time.
So when you came in with a comment about knowing the guy, and you did less than thrust with a razor sharp wit, well, someone lobbed that, yeah right, it's probably you. In your defense, that comment was hardly worth saying (even if it was right) simply because it didn't add anything to the party. So what if it was you? What going would pointing that out be unless it was done in a way that was gonna add to the general laugh?
Fine. So you got offended. You tried to play, but it didn't quite work out, and since then, have had a chip on your shoulder about this whole place. Since then, you've been taking shots at regs and getting responses, which in a way is fulfilling.
Am I warm?
And you tried. I am guessing that your attempt was genuine. Of course, it was flawed in two ways:
1) it was a little too personal. You know this guy, and you really DO seem to loathe him. Well, the problem with that is that while we talk about wanting to murder, maim, kill, destroy, and otherwise kick in the nuts the DBs on here, we really don't care that much. We're just goofing off, talking, but with the understanding that no one REALLY means it (except for the Creeper. So help me God, if I ever see that guy, I'll hit him with a bottle then run like a bitch).
2) We do what we do (and I am talking about the regulars here, who really only constitute (I'm guessing) about 50% of the posters) from a very cerebral point of view. More obscure it better. Weirder is better. Obtuse is better. But when you said what you said in that post (from what I remember, I don't feel like going back and reading it), it wasn't really up to the intellectual par that we hold as the standard here.
Now don't get me wrong. You don't have to have a college education to be in our little club. But DO recognize that the average player here is between the ages of 26-45, college educated, fairly smart. We've got architects, computer developers (me), and other nerds with savage senses of humor and lots of free time.
So when you came in with a comment about knowing the guy, and you did less than thrust with a razor sharp wit, well, someone lobbed that, yeah right, it's probably you. In your defense, that comment was hardly worth saying (even if it was right) simply because it didn't add anything to the party. So what if it was you? What going would pointing that out be unless it was done in a way that was gonna add to the general laugh?
Fine. So you got offended. You tried to play, but it didn't quite work out, and since then, have had a chip on your shoulder about this whole place. Since then, you've been taking shots at regs and getting responses, which in a way is fulfilling.
Am I warm?
# posted by : 1:34 AM
: 1:34 AM
If so, I'm not gonna lecture you. I'll only offer this advice:
Dude, do NOT take it personal. It's only a laugh. We're just fucking around. Hell, if...actually, fuck that...WHEN my picture ends up on this site, I'll be the first one cracking jokes about it. I am, after all, a douchebag for a penchant with hot chicks...it is inevitable that I end up here, mocked. And rightly so!
To better explain our culture, check out the Pumpy links on the left lower side of the page. That guy was a dude who kept showing up. Huge, 'roided out bag at Rehab in Vegas. Well you know what? He ended up being a cool guy. He always emailed DB1 saying "Yo, this is Pumpy!" but never said anything about it in the threads. He just realized the joke and let it play itself out. Alas, he passed away, and we were all let in on this in retrospect...and for that...for having had a sense of humor about himself and this whole place, he's kind of revered as a hero now. You'll hear things here all the time about "Yeah, but this guy is no Pumpy." All it took was having a sense of humor about it.
But really, I am oversimplifying it. You've got to have a sense of humor WITHIN the context of this place. For god's sake, Plinky has to deal with a Plinky's mom joke about every 25 minutes here. So what? Do you think we're actually insulting his mom? No. It is just a running line, a common thread that holds this place together. It is part of the Style. It has become part of the Game.
So if it is all such a joke, why have so many people taken arms up against you? Why aren't they just laughing you away, or ignoring you?
...
Dude, do NOT take it personal. It's only a laugh. We're just fucking around. Hell, if...actually, fuck that...WHEN my picture ends up on this site, I'll be the first one cracking jokes about it. I am, after all, a douchebag for a penchant with hot chicks...it is inevitable that I end up here, mocked. And rightly so!
To better explain our culture, check out the Pumpy links on the left lower side of the page. That guy was a dude who kept showing up. Huge, 'roided out bag at Rehab in Vegas. Well you know what? He ended up being a cool guy. He always emailed DB1 saying "Yo, this is Pumpy!" but never said anything about it in the threads. He just realized the joke and let it play itself out. Alas, he passed away, and we were all let in on this in retrospect...and for that...for having had a sense of humor about himself and this whole place, he's kind of revered as a hero now. You'll hear things here all the time about "Yeah, but this guy is no Pumpy." All it took was having a sense of humor about it.
But really, I am oversimplifying it. You've got to have a sense of humor WITHIN the context of this place. For god's sake, Plinky has to deal with a Plinky's mom joke about every 25 minutes here. So what? Do you think we're actually insulting his mom? No. It is just a running line, a common thread that holds this place together. It is part of the Style. It has become part of the Game.
So if it is all such a joke, why have so many people taken arms up against you? Why aren't they just laughing you away, or ignoring you?
...
# posted by : 1:43 AM
: 1:43 AM
I'll go back and do the same then BDB. It's quarter to five on the east coast, and it's time to go the fuck to bed.
yea same here..ill stop in tomorrow real quick before my nightly getting trashed drinking way too much vodka/scotch/tequila, to see what the haters have to say about this...
now I can't even sleep ..I think im gonna go for a jog downtown and see how long it takes me to get mugged by a homeless guy
The answer to that question is that it has nothing to do with you. Not directly anyway. For they are not defending themselves, nor are they defending against any particular thing you have to say...
What is really going on is that they are defending this site. They are defending this style. They are trying their best to keep the rules in tact that govern this place. They are trying to keep the context of this place alive because without it, well, then we are all just being COMPLETELY absurd, as opposed to merely threatening to walk over the line of total absurdity.
So when someone comes in and says something about how none of us get laid...well, I can't speak for the rest of the crowd, but I get plenty. Hell, I'm a 31 year old male, good looking enough, very social, but honestly 10 years past my prime (dudes peak at 18 after all) and dealing with excessively horny 30 year old+ foreign girls with none of the inhibitions of American white women, and, well, you get the point. The last thing I am worried about is getting more ass. And I am guessing that, as many of the regs here are either married or in relationships, scoring is the least of our concerns.
So why do we take up such arms against such a comment? The answer is that it is out of the context of what we are attempting to do here. God Damn it, if I were worried about getting laid, I would be on some shitty dating site! But I am here for a LAUGH, in anonymity, and at someone else's HARMLESS expense! And actually, that isn't even all true. Heck, half the time, we're making fun of ourselves! "I'd give her the best 12 seconds of her life..." or "Dear Veronica, if you'd like to wreck a home and are ever in the midwest, just follow the sound of my nasally wife complaining," or "Gosh, I wish mom would let me out of the basement," or my own comment from today, "Sure I'd fuck that statue! She'd probably be more active than the girls I've dated recently."
Dammit man, we want a laugh. That's why were here. Most of us are trapped at computers 8 hours a day and we sneak in here to have a chuckle at popular culture (and in a way, at ourselves, since we all still belong to that culture, one way or another), and that's all there is to it. And when you come in just insulting people in a way that adds nothing to the game we've all inherently agreed to play, well, you are taking that away from us.
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What is really going on is that they are defending this site. They are defending this style. They are trying their best to keep the rules in tact that govern this place. They are trying to keep the context of this place alive because without it, well, then we are all just being COMPLETELY absurd, as opposed to merely threatening to walk over the line of total absurdity.
So when someone comes in and says something about how none of us get laid...well, I can't speak for the rest of the crowd, but I get plenty. Hell, I'm a 31 year old male, good looking enough, very social, but honestly 10 years past my prime (dudes peak at 18 after all) and dealing with excessively horny 30 year old+ foreign girls with none of the inhibitions of American white women, and, well, you get the point. The last thing I am worried about is getting more ass. And I am guessing that, as many of the regs here are either married or in relationships, scoring is the least of our concerns.
So why do we take up such arms against such a comment? The answer is that it is out of the context of what we are attempting to do here. God Damn it, if I were worried about getting laid, I would be on some shitty dating site! But I am here for a LAUGH, in anonymity, and at someone else's HARMLESS expense! And actually, that isn't even all true. Heck, half the time, we're making fun of ourselves! "I'd give her the best 12 seconds of her life..." or "Dear Veronica, if you'd like to wreck a home and are ever in the midwest, just follow the sound of my nasally wife complaining," or "Gosh, I wish mom would let me out of the basement," or my own comment from today, "Sure I'd fuck that statue! She'd probably be more active than the girls I've dated recently."
Dammit man, we want a laugh. That's why were here. Most of us are trapped at computers 8 hours a day and we sneak in here to have a chuckle at popular culture (and in a way, at ourselves, since we all still belong to that culture, one way or another), and that's all there is to it. And when you come in just insulting people in a way that adds nothing to the game we've all inherently agreed to play, well, you are taking that away from us.
# posted by : 1:58 AM
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