All fingers point to the smell of raw fish.
 

not to argue with you DB1, because that shirt is certainly rank douche effluvience, but I think his shirt says "just livin large" with the LA in large being the dodgers logo.

It doesn't take away from the douchetrocity of the pic, but ya know...there's nothing wrong with being a dodgers fan.
 

"Cut it out!" Young Wayne.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Is "Jus Livin LaRGE" a dodgers slogan?

Eitherway this dude is a fucktard surrounded by lesser-known-less-popular sorority gals. They'll do anything to prove how cool their sorority really is, but mostly they'll talk about next week's biochem exam.
 

Let's just hope the number of fingers Arg here is displaying is not the number of babies she is carrying for him. I thought guys like him reproduced by fission - like all bacteria.
 

So, this brings up an important question...can bleeth/'bag traits be acquired in utero?

The next 'bag t-shirt fad could be a surgeon general's warning.
 

I think it's very nice of the two in black to take their pregnant friend (in blue) out for a night of drinking and dancing.

As the choad with the lip ring and stupid shirt - he should be shot.

-asshat
 

hooman
 

who is the toolbox that actually goes to thedirty.com to find this?
 

Is Spurs Fan back or was it his life partner?
 

Nope, that wasn't me. Only complete pussies post something under "anyonymous." Thanks anyway massengill.
 

Danke schon my ass, Wayne Newton bag.
 

Hey yo- yo- yo- check it. This little China bastard got about as much game as Mike Tyson is a spelling bee.
 

is this guy more of a twunt or a cwat?
 

Fuck Spurs Fan!
 

Hey Trey,

Man that was a great rip. Way to be original.
 

"dats right bitches! My pasty gangsta biznitch is in da 2nd trimester and we still in da club!!"
 

Wanted: former punk thug poser ready for the next big game...being a huge douchebag. Must come equipped with his own Jesus bling, lip ring, all black ensemble, and wrist string.

Don't think you have it in you to be a true LADB? Don't worry, our staff will be there for you every step of the way, helping you to become the next big thing. We'll start you off on a pregnant chick and her two stage one friends...and after you become comfortable with starter squinty douche face and sideways peace signs, we'll move you up to shockers and kissy lips, followed by fauxhawks, belt buckles, Ed Hardy and more!

Just initial here, here and here, then sign here, date, and stab yourself in the eye with the pen.
 

I didn't realize the Scissors Mafia recruited females to become their young bleethed Capos. Does she carry the seed of douche within her tortured womb? Further, does the young choad enter this world as a douche, or does he become one once swaddled in a mandana and some baby bling. Nurture or Nature I ask you. And why do I find kissy face's tricep alluring? Too many questions, too little beer.
 

christ. this spurs fan character is back. what is this fucking troll week?
 

So that's where un-wanted American chicks go, into the arms of Hee Fuc Mee, where they're sold in China for crappy fireworks and counterfeit sets of "Peeng" irons.








Or maybe they're rented out to douchelexic.
 

I think the baby from Dave Chapelle's Killing Them Softly snuck back into the club.
 

I weep for this unborn child. I just hope that's not the father.

-Complete Pussy
 

Nothing says badass like a pregnant woman reluctantly throwing a sideways peace sign. Oh wait, the scissor mafia/body snatchers are on the loose.
 

Yeah. Having a blogger account really narrows down who you are.

-Complete Pussy
 

Coming to a website meant for mocking pictures of idiots and douchebags but feeling the self-important, insecure need to anonymously fag-hag with other bloggers (intentionally or un-intentionally) is the crowning glory of a complete fucking loser.


Pussy is too light of a word for me.
 

Yeah you tell'em!

-Incomplete Penis
 

@ bcs
If they were fucking trolls, I think they'd have better things to do. These must be the much more common masturbation trolls. This is the problem with having "Hot Chicks" in the website name. Google, she is a fickle mistress.

I don't think it's a Dodgers thing, just a LA thing. I like how they point out that it was "made in Los Angeles" just in case you don't get he LA symbol. Makes me feel smart.
 

yeah! you tell ME to tell'em!
 

The people who come here to complain are absolutely choadwanks and scrotechewers. If you don't enjoy the site then don't come to it, I don't read Gawker or any of those other homo pages because they are not entertaining to me. This is. So I read it and mind my own business. Thanks for stopping by you assmunch, can of tuna fucking, douchebags.
 

SpurFan, you're back!

What happened, I thought you told us you were NEVER coming back?

Fuck DJ Bello and the lame anons
 

@Shamespear @ 11:14AM

Y'know, some bags would think it was made in Loueeeeeeeeeeeziannna!
 

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i like turtles
 

"after some arduous and arcane rituals, we have ensured that our next newborn will be a fucking douchebag before he's even born!"
 

If she's hanging out at bars, it'll be born an old alchy alright already, or at least with fetal alcohol syndrome.

She'll have fun with that. So will his peers later on as they make fun of his douchey appearance.

Just sayin.'
 

I can't believe nobody has pulled this one yet:

Douche-a-schoen, baby...
Douche-a-schoen

--VS