"Duane, can you see my contac--WTF?!? Ari, get the fuck off me, you dweeb, I can feel your dumbass can of Axe in the front pocket..."
 

Every Bag is doin' the Scrote-Commotion, c'mon Baggie, do the Scrote-Commotion...

Gary Douchey
 

Is it me or does this guy look like Popeye's grandson? Same puffy, chin, same squnity eye...

God rest ye, Ray Walston, the perfect actor to portray Poopdeck Pappy...
 

Well, that's new . . .
 

The rest of the wedding album was a disappointment after the cake cutting picture...
But everyone is anxiously awaiting the video
 

Stupid fucker the mustache goes ABOVE the lips.

Maybe he's just self conscious about that ginormous chin.

Or he's competing in a Greenwich Village Rodeo; he's got 4 more seconds to hold that load on his tongue and he'll make the semi-finals.
 

I can haz surprize buttsecks?
 

Can't tell much about daddy's little princess there. It could be a pommel horse with a wig for all we know, or for all he seems to care.
 

During the live action dinner-theatre version of "A Salute to the Muppet Show," the actors improvised a love scene between Gonzo and Animal.
 

It's "Get Dry Humped by A Toys R Us Manager" at Chet's Lounge.
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Vinny read about this in Hustler magazine - it's called little-dick-to-sloppy-twat resuscitation.

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"Dat's what youz getz for da Jets not making duh playoffz, bitch!"

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God I hope those stars on his shirt glow in the dark.

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Little did Tommy know but the girls around Staten Island referred to him as "Are you in yet?" Delucci.
 

After dozens and dozens of doggie bagging pics, we finally have a Bleeth who has the good sense to hang her head in shame/hide her face from the camera.

Unless we're witnessing a revolution: doggie bagging is the new "holding her hair while she pukes."
 

"In? I'm through!"
 

Jed loved geometry so much that he shaved the angle symbol into his face.
 

I know, it's a taint moistening strip.
 

This isn't what Monica had in mind when she asked for "some of those little salty nuts."
 

the mid forearm sweatband. probably soaked with "bod". an inconspicuous swipe here. an unassuming pat there.
 

@ Captain Bringdown, 7:50 AM...

..made me laugh so hard my cheeks hurt.
 

It's a nutsack Velcro patch.
 

Douche Docking!!!
 

No woman is safe to vomit when Jed's on the prowl.
 

Lucky casino number, I'm guessin'?
 

Beware the ZomBleeth in the background!
 

This is actually a high school Health Ed class demostration of the dangers of wearing low-rise jeans without panties.

"Remember girls, wear those low-riders at your peril; you're just inviting infections and parasites...like Nino here."
 

Poor bastard lost two fingers
 

i'd call this 'mounting a dead fish.'
 

As the dbag nounts the wilderbeast he lets out a snarl and she lets out a fart
 

".. so's foist, I hazta jag him off a little, youknowadamean? Then I gotta spruce up da beyatch , 'cuz even dough dayze in heat and my stud, Vinny Da Bull" has made over 100 puppies so's far I gotta get top dollar fer my 'Pits....

"So's anyway, I need Vinny to knock up da beyatch more than once so's I know he's already like, fugged a couple of times, dogs can, uh, get IMPREGENATED more den once, see? Dat's why I jag him off a little so's he can get all up in it again...

"Then I grab his Pit Bull zauzeeeeeg and ram it in the beyatch just has he's about to let the cream ouda da eclair...

"Like 'DIS!"











"....... Hey , honey, I'll give you deal on a pup if you take care of my zauzeeeeg "
 

That's not a "7"...

Thatn's an "L"...

Loser.
 

Thatn's = That's

Damn.

Loser.
 

It looks like he found her "V"-spot (V = vomit)
 

It appears that Jed's hair transplant procedure from pubes to chin did not turn out as great as he had hoped.
 

Straight to the Monthly.
 

Yeah, what he said! ^
 

@Captain Bringdown
Damn man. 5/5.
 

Thought balloons:

Her - "I feel nothing...is he a Ken Doll?"

Him - "Did I leave my curling iron on?"
 

Wibber wibber
Beany bo
Watch the scrote
bang tubby ho
If she bleeths
Just let her go
wibber wibber
beany bo...
 

LOL @ the two chicks in the background laughing at this idiot.
 

Never seen a scrote with stars on his shirt and a T-bar on his chin.

Must be some sort of Confederate Dawg doin' a rebel-ski dance on a slippery slope.

Someone had better fetch his bone before it does any damage.
 

shit, this is like the perfect storm of scrote.
stupid smug facial expression: check
even stupider chin pubes: check
hair gel: check
faux hawk: check
stupid designer t-shirt that probably cost enough to pay half a month's rent for me: check

the only thing missing is a bottle of overpriced vodka or a tribal tat, but then there's that psuedo-sweat band worn around the upper forearm which seems to serve no function. this is post-post modernism at its finest.
 

Not to split hairs, but does this pic qualify? There's no way to tell if that is a hott. For all we know that's a dude he's got bent over there.
 

@ Anon 11:29

We admit Fung. We can admit Jed.
 

This is a shame - He has Hall of Scrote written all over his lame ass - he just needs to increase his body of work - and by that I mean, dipshit jackassery caught on film.

The shame is that he will be overlooked when it comes to ranking All-Time Dickwads
 

Jed only read that he had to "pump up" his blowup doll but didn't realize that he was woefully unequipped for the job.

Winne-the-poon
 

HOLY FUCKING BATS IN ST. PROCOPIUS ABBEY What is going on here?

My immediate thought: "I'mma make him see stars like on his shirt!"

My second thought after a sip of coffee: "The hand gesture, in American sign language, means "I love you." Yet, I suspect, her lover her not. Mayhaps a signal to his gay boyfriend who takes the photo, so he does not worry that Jed is going straight?"

My third thought: "Someone get me a trash can. I'm going to vomit in it. Then I'm going to hit him in the head with it. Then I'm going to ask her, another chick with the gray highlights-dark bottom hairdo WTF is up with that already?" **With thanks to the lovely huntress, Chupa maybe? Who identified this ickyness in the 'Bag/Not a 'Bag post two posts down.
 

This pic makes me so incredibly angry at the human race.

Fuck you Jed. Just...

fuck you man.
 

I know it's a little early in the week for haiku, but..

I have but one word
For this photograph of Jed:
Douchebaglionic

--VS
 

Jed & Judy play buck buck on the dance floor.... here comes Fat Albert, "Hey, hey, hey!"
 

We call this maneuver ... the nut cannon ...
 

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an epidemic of the mannequins, this is. (i can't claim to have come up with the phrase "epidemic of the mannequins" myself though - even though i'd want nothing else)

i wanted to reserve such a title for a pic with an actual hott, but that douchebag there crushes all competition when it comes to the lamest mannequin look.
 

The t-shirt design reminds me of Neutral Milk Hotel's "On Avery Island" cd if it was cross-bred with a Sex Pistols concert flier in 1977.

However, I don't think this guy is educated enough to listen to either band, and probably just prefers to howl "Lips of an Angel" whenever it comes on the speakers at a bar. Because Hinder is totally raw, bro.

Can we confirm the hottness of the chick here? The arms look a little flabby.
 

His IQ is 36
Hers is 13
 

Ever since prison, Bagroy thought women just looked better this way.
 

Twenty-five years ago we used to call this "Rodeoing."

Thing is, the woman DIDN'T like it, and tried to get away. You won if you made the 8 count.

My the times have changed.

Judging by the picture and pose, does this mean they'll have puppies?
 

^^^^^^^
So I actually Googled a bit with the word "Rodeoing" and this is what came up.