Monday, January 26, 2009
HCwDB of the Week
It's Bizarro week in the Weekly, as we have three distinct and strange hottie/douchey couplings to choose from. Your humble narrator, The DB1, is properly hydrated, relatively recently showered, and with a full cupboard of tasty Hostess products ready for the week.
Except my feet still smell like Gouda. I blame my socks.
Here's your finalists:
HCwDB of the Week Finalist #1: Tad and Trina
A run-of-the-mill, average pimp-douche but with some innovative hair. The stupid-hair is what elevates, as pink satin pimpedness isn't usually enough to qualify for Weekly Douche.
But the fact Tad's mixing with a sexy minx of erotic delights, and you have proper hottie/douchey dialectics.
She has the pimp of pokey boob.
The hair of flaxen flaxeness.
The smile of Southern hospitality.
And while the boobs are small, the shoulder is suckle worthy.
Together, they make poo.
HCwDB of the Week Finalist #2: The Sharpie Ringworm
All credit to Count Douchekevitch, who bestowed the moniker "Sharpie Ringworm," on this entry from the Friday Haiku.
Yes there is potential Halloweenery at work here, and usually that's a disqualification.
But if you study the background, it's hard to place this at a Halloween party, making me think this turd is actually doing some form of Vegas DJ dress-up. Therefore, he's scrote.
Sharpie's Turban Hott is all sorts of middle eastern bustier delight. Toned, and sweet, and I'll overlook the cloth headwound if she'll show me her belly button.
But the "dressup" factor may detract from this pic. Is it real enough to warrant the genuine emotion of wrong that a hott/scrote pic summons?
It very well might, so I had to include it in the Finals. And seriously, that chest shave isn't for Halloween. Topbagrophy Face is all sorts of punchworthy mock.
HCwDB of the Week Finalist #3: Butthead
At first I was a little hesitant to run this pic, only because I'd hate for those who check HCwDB from work to run the risk of an offending office-mate.
But then I said to myself, "Self, those are three of the best examples of butts you've ever seen. Run it."
So run it I did.
Butthead is douche on a number of levels, from tonguebaggery to Bizarro Mandana.
And the butts are fleshy hills of New Zealand shrubbery shorn clean and pink and bouncy and juicy and bouncy.
The girls are hott, the douche is rank, and the commingling is nauseating.
Thus, a prime candidate for HCwDB of the Week.
Honorable mention to The Turnips, who just missed the cut.
This is the final Weekly before Monday's Monthly, so make it good, fellow hunters and huntresses. Lets amp up the competition for a royal hottie/douchey smackdown next week.
Vote, as always, in the comments thread.
Except my feet still smell like Gouda. I blame my socks.
Here's your finalists:
HCwDB of the Week Finalist #1: Tad and Trina
A run-of-the-mill, average pimp-douche but with some innovative hair. The stupid-hair is what elevates, as pink satin pimpedness isn't usually enough to qualify for Weekly Douche.
But the fact Tad's mixing with a sexy minx of erotic delights, and you have proper hottie/douchey dialectics.
She has the pimp of pokey boob.
The hair of flaxen flaxeness.
The smile of Southern hospitality.
And while the boobs are small, the shoulder is suckle worthy.
Together, they make poo.
HCwDB of the Week Finalist #2: The Sharpie Ringworm
All credit to Count Douchekevitch, who bestowed the moniker "Sharpie Ringworm," on this entry from the Friday Haiku.
Yes there is potential Halloweenery at work here, and usually that's a disqualification.
But if you study the background, it's hard to place this at a Halloween party, making me think this turd is actually doing some form of Vegas DJ dress-up. Therefore, he's scrote.
Sharpie's Turban Hott is all sorts of middle eastern bustier delight. Toned, and sweet, and I'll overlook the cloth headwound if she'll show me her belly button.
But the "dressup" factor may detract from this pic. Is it real enough to warrant the genuine emotion of wrong that a hott/scrote pic summons?
It very well might, so I had to include it in the Finals. And seriously, that chest shave isn't for Halloween. Topbagrophy Face is all sorts of punchworthy mock.
HCwDB of the Week Finalist #3: Butthead
At first I was a little hesitant to run this pic, only because I'd hate for those who check HCwDB from work to run the risk of an offending office-mate.
But then I said to myself, "Self, those are three of the best examples of butts you've ever seen. Run it."
So run it I did.
Butthead is douche on a number of levels, from tonguebaggery to Bizarro Mandana.
And the butts are fleshy hills of New Zealand shrubbery shorn clean and pink and bouncy and juicy and bouncy.
The girls are hott, the douche is rank, and the commingling is nauseating.
Thus, a prime candidate for HCwDB of the Week.
Honorable mention to The Turnips, who just missed the cut.
This is the final Weekly before Monday's Monthly, so make it good, fellow hunters and huntresses. Lets amp up the competition for a royal hottie/douchey smackdown next week.
Vote, as always, in the comments thread.
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Tough one. None of them scream out, "Spike my face" quite like a Fung or a Gator. But, this is just the weekly and not the Hall.
Mine eyes are drawn back repeatedly to Sharpie; mainly because I keep asking myself, "Why would you do that?" And the answer is "douchebag."
Sharpie Ringworm FTW.
Mine eyes are drawn back repeatedly to Sharpie; mainly because I keep asking myself, "Why would you do that?" And the answer is "douchebag."
Sharpie Ringworm FTW.
My instinct is to go with butthead only beacause of my extreme hatred of the mandana. However, the expression on Tad's face clearly states that he truly believes that he is "the man". For that I sweep kick him and give Trina the ace of spades across her forehead
Tad&Trina FTW
Tad&Trina FTW
#2 hands down - any dunce can put on a bandana but it takes a special kind of fool to disfigure his face
what's with her Yassir Arafat headgear? poor thing musta been at the end of the line when they were handing out racks
what's with her Yassir Arafat headgear? poor thing musta been at the end of the line when they were handing out racks
I go with butthead only because he fills me with enough rage that i will defecate on his face after i kick it.
# posted by 
: 7:21 AM
: 7:21 AM
Are you sure Tad and Sharpie aren't the same person?
Sharpie, while douche, at least has a sense of humor. Tad isn't douche enough for me, and Butthead is doing something that I would put on six mandanas and make hand gestures with all three hands to do. So this is a tough one for me. I guess I'll go with Butthead, because on second thought I wouldn't put on a mandana for any reason except putting my hands on the asses of two hotts -- damn it!
Sharpie, while douche, at least has a sense of humor. Tad isn't douche enough for me, and Butthead is doing something that I would put on six mandanas and make hand gestures with all three hands to do. So this is a tough one for me. I guess I'll go with Butthead, because on second thought I wouldn't put on a mandana for any reason except putting my hands on the asses of two hotts -- damn it!
# posted by : 7:23 AM
: 7:23 AM
I've got to go with Sharpie Ringworm because it looks like it took him about 30 tries to get his face stuck in his boyfriend's ass.
Or a fat chick squated over his grill and gave him a seismic shocker.
Or a fat chick squated over his grill and gave him a seismic shocker.
Ringworm, and it has nothing to do with the ill advised magicmarkerface.
I would shear baby alpacas in wintertime and then dress them in old chuckroast fleeces for a chance to have her draw psychadelic escher connundra on my cheeks with her feet.
I would shear baby alpacas in wintertime and then dress them in old chuckroast fleeces for a chance to have her draw psychadelic escher connundra on my cheeks with her feet.
# posted by : 7:26 AM
: 7:26 AM
If those girls just turned around we could call this Beavers and Butthead. This stuff just writes itself.
It also helps that the picture induces a desire in me to punch him in the face repeatedly and without mercy.
Man, I sure do need an extra cup of coffee on Mondays. Butthead FTW.
It also helps that the picture induces a desire in me to punch him in the face repeatedly and without mercy.
Man, I sure do need an extra cup of coffee on Mondays. Butthead FTW.
The Book of Armaments is quite clear on this question. Please turn to Chapter 2, verses 9 to 21, which states:
"Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thout not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."
The Butthead pic is #3 in the lineup and features three butts. It is prophecy fulfilled. Praise DB1.
"Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thout not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."
The Butthead pic is #3 in the lineup and features three butts. It is prophecy fulfilled. Praise DB1.
Butthead is showing off the butts, not himself. I envy him.
While The Sharpie is definitely a douche, he doesn't need an award to prove it.
Tad is a bag worth awarding and by awarding, I mean mocking, and by mocking, I mean poo.
Tad FTW.
While The Sharpie is definitely a douche, he doesn't need an award to prove it.
Tad is a bag worth awarding and by awarding, I mean mocking, and by mocking, I mean poo.
Tad FTW.
# posted by : 7:38 AM
: 7:38 AM
Ringworm FTW. I don't know whats worse, doing that to yourself or letting yourself be photographed with that terrorist heardwrap his bimbo is sporting.
Tad is just a choad who isn't even original. Its just a shame the pimp from the escort agency called Trina to go on this "date".
And then there is butthead. Yea, he's a flaming fucking douche, but he was the vehicle though which I got see a couple of nice, butt floss split, asses to brighten up my day.
Tad is just a choad who isn't even original. Its just a shame the pimp from the escort agency called Trina to go on this "date".
And then there is butthead. Yea, he's a flaming fucking douche, but he was the vehicle though which I got see a couple of nice, butt floss split, asses to brighten up my day.
At first I thought Sharpie Ringworm for his all up in your grill 'baggery. Then I came to my senses and realized Tad and Trina's comingling is, in actuality, the most wrong.
Sure, Trina has that air of having been around the block...but only once. And she's willing to show you what she learned along the way. She's cool. She belongs with someone cool. Like me.
Butthead is just a dude having a night of fun with a couple ho's and some yay-yo.
Turd and Trina FTW.
AV
Sure, Trina has that air of having been around the block...but only once. And she's willing to show you what she learned along the way. She's cool. She belongs with someone cool. Like me.
Butthead is just a dude having a night of fun with a couple ho's and some yay-yo.
Turd and Trina FTW.
AV
# posted by : 7:44 AM
: 7:44 AM
Go with the butthead becuase he's a not even a douche, he's a scrote ringworm infecting the napes of millions of hotts daily. We need to take preventative measures. By that, I mean make him the douche of the week, so that a hott may see him and stay clear.
# posted by : 7:52 AM
: 7:52 AM
Tad's look says, I'm not just going to the prom, I'm working the prom.
Trina's look says, I'm not just going to the prom, I'm getting gang-banged at the prom.
Trina's look says, I'm not just going to the prom, I'm getting gang-banged at the prom.
@Chupacabra
Yes, but what about the passage found in the Book of Scrote Chapter 4 Verse 13:
"Oh remember my Children that all who seismically radiate shall come under condemnation. Rebuke not the ignorant amongst you, but heap poo upon the deserving."
I'm afraid that there may be some ambiguity in your prophetic selection. I contend that three refers to the number of times I shat myself while looking at these pics.
I am compelled therefore to cast my vote with the Book of Scrote.
Ringworm, I rebuke thee.
Yes, but what about the passage found in the Book of Scrote Chapter 4 Verse 13:
"Oh remember my Children that all who seismically radiate shall come under condemnation. Rebuke not the ignorant amongst you, but heap poo upon the deserving."
I'm afraid that there may be some ambiguity in your prophetic selection. I contend that three refers to the number of times I shat myself while looking at these pics.
I am compelled therefore to cast my vote with the Book of Scrote.
Ringworm, I rebuke thee.
Ringworm has a screw loose and his hot ain't all that.
Butthead is easily ignored, like that hyperactive purse pooch in a gal's purse making rapid, wee doggie movements trying to get your attention.
I just know, KNOW that Tad is sporting tribal tatts on his arms and there's got to be a different photo of him hoisting up his shirt to display abs. At his MySpace or Facebook perhaps?
Fuck me with a rusty tire iron, I don't even want to know ....
Tad and Trina FTW
Butthead is easily ignored, like that hyperactive purse pooch in a gal's purse making rapid, wee doggie movements trying to get your attention.
I just know, KNOW that Tad is sporting tribal tatts on his arms and there's got to be a different photo of him hoisting up his shirt to display abs. At his MySpace or Facebook perhaps?
Fuck me with a rusty tire iron, I don't even want to know ....
Tad and Trina FTW
Sharpie looks like he lost a bet, if that isn't a photoshopped picture anyway. Butthead is doing exactly what most people would do in that situation. He looks amazed at his good fortune, not making the typical douchebag "I deserve this because I'm the man" face. The bandana is not enough. Tad, with his K-Fed meets Sacha Baron Cohen-as-Bruno look, FTW.
# posted by : 8:00 AM
: 8:00 AM
have to go for the ringworm. he not only has a super hot lady, a super annoying sport coat with no shirt combo, but he is also reminding me of 9th grade earth science class. and the damn isobars. i had to repeat earth science in summer school. and for this - he makes me extra mad. ringworm ftw.
# posted by : 8:11 AM
: 8:11 AM
although Chupacabra makes a valid point...i doubt that given the opportunity, most males would pass that up.
given the choices, Sharpie FTW. even though trina is the hottest of this weeks hotts, tad's hair tattoo is nothing compared to BAAG's. and no matter how hard i try i just cant figure out the ringworm: is it halloween? a cheesey vegas costume party? or did he just think it was a good idea?
answering yes to any of those only poses more questions.
sharpie FTW.
given the choices, Sharpie FTW. even though trina is the hottest of this weeks hotts, tad's hair tattoo is nothing compared to BAAG's. and no matter how hard i try i just cant figure out the ringworm: is it halloween? a cheesey vegas costume party? or did he just think it was a good idea?
answering yes to any of those only poses more questions.
sharpie FTW.
but really, the turnips should have made the cut. they aren't the prompas...but if they were just a little more orange, they'd be just as creepy.
An unrelated question if I may....
I'm going to be heading down to Miami and was wondering if there is any place that is comparable to Rehab as far as complete douches and thongs poolside.....
I'm going to be heading down to Miami and was wondering if there is any place that is comparable to Rehab as far as complete douches and thongs poolside.....
# posted by : 8:26 AM
: 8:26 AM
Tad is the biggest douche this week. He's actually trying to be a douche, with the douchey haircut.
Ringworm looks like some idiot that got too drunk, and let his friend write on his face while he was passed out in the corner. Then, after he woke up from his grey goose inspired stupor, bustier hott grabbed him for a photo op so she could make fun of him in the future.
Butthead just looks like an average butthead. However, in his defense, who wouldn't want to put his head there? Those are two fine looking rumps.
So Tad FTW. Just because of the crappy hairdo.
Ringworm looks like some idiot that got too drunk, and let his friend write on his face while he was passed out in the corner. Then, after he woke up from his grey goose inspired stupor, bustier hott grabbed him for a photo op so she could make fun of him in the future.
Butthead just looks like an average butthead. However, in his defense, who wouldn't want to put his head there? Those are two fine looking rumps.
So Tad FTW. Just because of the crappy hairdo.
# posted by : 8:35 AM
: 8:35 AM
Sharpie keeps seizing my gaze with his hypnotic face topography, but his gaze is more of a "I've been hit in the head with a lot of shovels" quality than it is douchey. Also, his hott just doesn't do it for me, so I'm going to bypass the pinstriped sport coat over his shaved torso and move on:
Tad and Trina FTW! She's clearly the hottest hott, and even if pink satin pimp'bags are a dime a dozen, the spider leg head shave and "I'm totally pimpin'" eyes under "I'm SO the man" brows makes me want to toss him in the dumpster with the rest of the club's trash. And I'm pretty sure I could take him.
Tad and Trina FTW! She's clearly the hottest hott, and even if pink satin pimp'bags are a dime a dozen, the spider leg head shave and "I'm totally pimpin'" eyes under "I'm SO the man" brows makes me want to toss him in the dumpster with the rest of the club's trash. And I'm pretty sure I could take him.
Tad and Trina is naught but a pairing of doublemint and juicy fruit gum sticks. Pass.
Sharpie is naught but an 11th hour hail Mary for that night's costume party that he fucked around and forgot all about until his nasal nagging yet hot girlfriend made him pull something out of the ether on the way there. He's a procrastinator, not a douchebag. And by procrastinator I mean LP phonograph record. In fact, if you cut off his head and put its unblinking milky eyes face-up on the turntable, I posit that it would play "Baby Got Back", which leads to....
Butthead FTW, because how often do you see two butts and three buttholes? A vote for him is a vote for science. That photo is a lineup waiting for three Goatee Savers.
Sharpie is naught but an 11th hour hail Mary for that night's costume party that he fucked around and forgot all about until his nasal nagging yet hot girlfriend made him pull something out of the ether on the way there. He's a procrastinator, not a douchebag. And by procrastinator I mean LP phonograph record. In fact, if you cut off his head and put its unblinking milky eyes face-up on the turntable, I posit that it would play "Baby Got Back", which leads to....
Butthead FTW, because how often do you see two butts and three buttholes? A vote for him is a vote for science. That photo is a lineup waiting for three Goatee Savers.
I'd like to vote for Butthead, but I can't not think of a hemorrhoid when I look at him, and that disturbs me. So I'll go with T&T. Only a moderate douche, but he's snagged a nice Taylor Swift hott.
# posted by : 8:54 AM
: 8:54 AM
I'd like to vote for Butthead, but I can't not think of a hemorrhoid when I look at him, and that disturbs me. So I'll go with T&T. Only a moderate douche, but he's snagged a nice Taylor Swift hott.
# posted by : 8:55 AM
: 8:55 AM
While the hott alone from Tad & Trina makes it worthy of our attention even if the douche isn't particularly noteworthy, the hilarity of Butthead's uncomfortable facial expression gets my vote. It looks like he's being strangled to death by a pair of very perky butts.
# posted by : 9:00 AM
: 9:00 AM
Today's weekly is a bit more difficult than previous weeks for sure, as mentioned throughout this comments. But the trained bag hunter must always be mentally consulting his 'bag checklist for the scrotest of the scrote. With that in mind, (pun intended), we start with 3rd place: Tad & Trina.
1. Realistically, Tad's only offense is the obnoxiously awful douche-hair.
2. You could stretch it to say that he's making a "douche" face by not showing any teeth in his smile. But I would let it slide.
2nd place: Sharpie Ringworm
1. Much like 'Bag Bats Maru, this douche is too funny to be criminal. It's like the wank woke up from a nap, and instead of having a dick on his face, he has a spiderweb form the twilight zone that is shouting "Yes, I am a douche-bag, but I don't give a shit." That lack of concern for his appearance nearly disqualifies it as a douche offense, but...
2. He is making the douche face in the picture. The pose itself puts him over and above T&T especially considering his facial "tatt" is by far worse than Tad's hair.
3. The shaved chest. That goes without needing any explanation.
4. Kind of too close to tell if they're playing dress up, or if the dude shops at Armani/Exchange. Hrmm.
Which brings us to this weeks winner, with most offenses, Butthead:
1. He's making the Douche face, and a larger one than TSR
2. The ever present Mandana. Was this shot taken in New Jersey?
3. Bling on wrist also points to the great state of douche productivity.
4. Commingling with Bleeth's. This is obvious. Never do the sweet hotts we long to steal from utter Bleethdom let random douche filth lick their naked rear ended goodness on film.
5. Trying to make the 'Bag hand, but couldn't go that left hand on that chicks rumpus. This is just douche laziness, or craftiness, as to avoid us bag hunters. We will not be fooled. We also will not be avoided.
Winner: Butthead.
1. Realistically, Tad's only offense is the obnoxiously awful douche-hair.
2. You could stretch it to say that he's making a "douche" face by not showing any teeth in his smile. But I would let it slide.
2nd place: Sharpie Ringworm
1. Much like 'Bag Bats Maru, this douche is too funny to be criminal. It's like the wank woke up from a nap, and instead of having a dick on his face, he has a spiderweb form the twilight zone that is shouting "Yes, I am a douche-bag, but I don't give a shit." That lack of concern for his appearance nearly disqualifies it as a douche offense, but...
2. He is making the douche face in the picture. The pose itself puts him over and above T&T especially considering his facial "tatt" is by far worse than Tad's hair.
3. The shaved chest. That goes without needing any explanation.
4. Kind of too close to tell if they're playing dress up, or if the dude shops at Armani/Exchange. Hrmm.
Which brings us to this weeks winner, with most offenses, Butthead:
1. He's making the Douche face, and a larger one than TSR
2. The ever present Mandana. Was this shot taken in New Jersey?
3. Bling on wrist also points to the great state of douche productivity.
4. Commingling with Bleeth's. This is obvious. Never do the sweet hotts we long to steal from utter Bleethdom let random douche filth lick their naked rear ended goodness on film.
5. Trying to make the 'Bag hand, but couldn't go that left hand on that chicks rumpus. This is just douche laziness, or craftiness, as to avoid us bag hunters. We will not be fooled. We also will not be avoided.
Winner: Butthead.
Sharpie Ringworm makes me want to drop-kick white lab puppies to sleep. The others have decent “WTF” appeal, but this is at least 5 levels of cultural rot coalescing. I get sleepy when I look at his nose. Is that bad?
Gotta go with Butthead here. All that ass-flesh display makes my palm itch with desire to spank booty cheeks.
Followed up with desire to uppercut the douche, causing him to bite his foul tongue off.
-Scroatian
Followed up with desire to uppercut the douche, causing him to bite his foul tongue off.
-Scroatian
# posted by : 9:05 AM
: 9:05 AM
Butthead is porn and porn is disqualified. You expect this kind of dipshittery in porn.
Sharpie Ringworm doesn't seem terribly douchey to me. Wait, wait, put down the pitchforks, he's got that European flavor about him that says if we ever got to see the context in which this picture was taken the topographical map and doily combination would make some sort of retarded sense.
Tad's Nazca Lines and pink satin might be run of the mill wanksta buttmunch, but Trina's supple suckleworthiness must be recognized. And by recognized I mean my penis.
Tad and Trina for the win.
Sharpie Ringworm doesn't seem terribly douchey to me. Wait, wait, put down the pitchforks, he's got that European flavor about him that says if we ever got to see the context in which this picture was taken the topographical map and doily combination would make some sort of retarded sense.
Tad's Nazca Lines and pink satin might be run of the mill wanksta buttmunch, but Trina's supple suckleworthiness must be recognized. And by recognized I mean my penis.
Tad and Trina for the win.
The four cheeks/one douche I think I am dq-ing because the girls are clearly drunk and have "gone wild" temporarily and their transgressions were recorded thanks to the marvels of digital technology, so I'm willing to give them a pass. The guy is a douche though.
That leaves T & T and the Sharpie Ringworm, which is a tough call, because they both exhibit a wonderful hott/poo contrast, but I ultimately have to give the win to the Sharpie Ringworm. I think Trina is a bit hotter, but the Ringworm is willing to take the adoucherements into a usually unseen arena, the face. Any run of the mill douche can carve an approximation of the Nazca lines into their hair, but this one accentuates the "what's going on here?" look with an urban savage Maori-esque facial marking, clearly labeling his status as the alpha-douche to other bags inhabiting his territory. And look at Turban Hott. I would slowly unlace her bodice until she was clad in nothing else but that turban and her Audrey Hepburn Breakfast at Tiffany's sunglasses, then strum for her the song of the same name on a nylon stringed acoustic guitar.
That leaves T & T and the Sharpie Ringworm, which is a tough call, because they both exhibit a wonderful hott/poo contrast, but I ultimately have to give the win to the Sharpie Ringworm. I think Trina is a bit hotter, but the Ringworm is willing to take the adoucherements into a usually unseen arena, the face. Any run of the mill douche can carve an approximation of the Nazca lines into their hair, but this one accentuates the "what's going on here?" look with an urban savage Maori-esque facial marking, clearly labeling his status as the alpha-douche to other bags inhabiting his territory. And look at Turban Hott. I would slowly unlace her bodice until she was clad in nothing else but that turban and her Audrey Hepburn Breakfast at Tiffany's sunglasses, then strum for her the song of the same name on a nylon stringed acoustic guitar.
# posted by : 9:26 AM
: 9:26 AM
Contestant Number 1
Mild douche. One swift kick to the crotch followed by an explanation why he was just kicked in the crotch should set him on the path to normality.
Contestant Number 2
His actions scream, "Hey Look At Me!!" And then when you look at him, he says with his best I'm a bad-ass tone, "Whatcha Look'n At?!?!"
Contestant Number 3
Damn, I wish that was me between those booties, can't knock him for that, well the mandana needs to be burned off his scalp with a flame thrower but, that does not make him a douche.
So my vote goes to:
Sharpie Ringworm FTW
ASvB
Mild douche. One swift kick to the crotch followed by an explanation why he was just kicked in the crotch should set him on the path to normality.
Contestant Number 2
His actions scream, "Hey Look At Me!!" And then when you look at him, he says with his best I'm a bad-ass tone, "Whatcha Look'n At?!?!"
Contestant Number 3
Damn, I wish that was me between those booties, can't knock him for that, well the mandana needs to be burned off his scalp with a flame thrower but, that does not make him a douche.
So my vote goes to:
Sharpie Ringworm FTW
ASvB
I'll go with the Sharpie-Bag. That's just too...what's the word? ridiculous.
Tip o' the hat to the Butthead HOTTS. I'd hit them both like the 8th Air Force hit Dresden: hot and hard.
Tip o' the hat to the Butthead HOTTS. I'd hit them both like the 8th Air Force hit Dresden: hot and hard.
I had every intention of voting for T & T. Or Butthead, in a kind of "props to you, but you are still a raging vehicle for all that is douche" way. However, when I looked at the Ringworm, I realized the truth. He has a topographical map of East FuckMyBum on his face. So all the other blatantly homophobic, surreptitiously homosexual douchewanks can find their way to the glory hole he just installed in his boudoir.
Anyone who goes to that much trouble...drawing the map, finding a decent beard, yet covering her as much as possible while still hinting at her lurid past and present...deserves some special attention. Namely a broomstick up the shitter. Which is most likely not a punishment of any kind for him.
After the hypnotic effect of the Ringworm wore of, I decided T & T FTW. The Butthead is just a lucky wanker, trying to keep his "mark of the bag" hidden.
Anyone who goes to that much trouble...drawing the map, finding a decent beard, yet covering her as much as possible while still hinting at her lurid past and present...deserves some special attention. Namely a broomstick up the shitter. Which is most likely not a punishment of any kind for him.
After the hypnotic effect of the Ringworm wore of, I decided T & T FTW. The Butthead is just a lucky wanker, trying to keep his "mark of the bag" hidden.
# posted by : 9:29 AM
: 9:29 AM
For the sheer audacity and full frontal (or should I say dorsal) attack on our senses complete with a cleaved mandana head between the waist-guillotine of punishment. I hope the pink hot is shoving an ice pick into the base of his skull, hence the only acceptable reason for a tongue extension.
Respectfully,
Herr Professor Douchemann
Respectfully,
Herr Professor Douchemann
Or perhaps if you stare at the Ringworm long enough, then look at a blank wall, you see the hidden location of the new Ed Hardy/ArmaniExchange Outlet store.
# posted by : 9:30 AM
: 9:30 AM
Sharpie Ringworm. I feel hypnotized while looking at his face...so it is in a dreamlike-state of zen that I do throw a fist into his face.
Plus, you can't ignore the collar-pop. Or the open shirt. 100% Grade-D Douche material. And Turban Hott trumps Trina or the Butt twins, for sure.
Plus, you can't ignore the collar-pop. Or the open shirt. 100% Grade-D Douche material. And Turban Hott trumps Trina or the Butt twins, for sure.
# posted by : 9:43 AM
: 9:43 AM
Interesting week, ultimately I had to decide: "Who is most punchworthy? Pretty boys, freak shows, or porn stars?"
Thus I came to my decision,
Butthead
Thus I came to my decision,
Butthead
I think that the Ringworm is a previously undiscovered family of douches from the jungles of Ecuador. As a result hotties have much less immunity against its scrotal infections, and so I choose Ringworm.
# posted by : 9:51 AM
: 9:51 AM
Those white wonderful rear ends put me over for a BUTTHEAD vote.
There's something about that side turn smile of blond, as her pale lickworthy rump salutes proudly...
And to ruin it all is the assclown in between. It's a perfect Douchebag - double Hott co-mingling with a peekaboo pale pair of added bonus's..
There's something about that side turn smile of blond, as her pale lickworthy rump salutes proudly...
And to ruin it all is the assclown in between. It's a perfect Douchebag - double Hott co-mingling with a peekaboo pale pair of added bonus's..
# posted by : 9:52 AM
: 9:52 AM
The location of a disembodied head betwixt twin peaks where the Pink Pantherdouche bought his date at, can only be found on The Sharpie Ringworm's facial map. Though Turbin Hott still hasn't been able to find One Eyed Willy's rich stuff.
The Sharpie Ringworm FTW!
The Sharpie Ringworm FTW!
The freakshow ringworm FTW
Who in the bumble f--K would do such an assnine thing like this and expect to be taken even the slightest bit serious, even if he was a DJ. I just ask WTF
The Pink shirt and effed up hair-do dumb, overdone.
the nice ass position, mandana man has found himself in is just too setup
ringworm FTW
Who in the bumble f--K would do such an assnine thing like this and expect to be taken even the slightest bit serious, even if he was a DJ. I just ask WTF
The Pink shirt and effed up hair-do dumb, overdone.
the nice ass position, mandana man has found himself in is just too setup
ringworm FTW
# posted by : 9:54 AM
: 9:54 AM
I would go with Sharpie, but he just makes me laugh. True, the story of how this concentric abomination may very well be douchey, but I feel like I've had my fun with him in the haiku thread.
I go with Tad and Trina. Crop circle hair + pink sateen vest and tie combo + Trina = win.
I go with Tad and Trina. Crop circle hair + pink sateen vest and tie combo + Trina = win.
Sharpie FTW. Even if he's at a Halloween party that requires drawing on your face with a Sharpie in order to gain entrance he's a super douche.
# posted by : 10:00 AM
: 10:00 AM
Butthead FTW
Tad while Douche is not quite Douche enough...
Ringworm strikes me as a costume party. Why else would he draw on his face and she be wearing that crazy headscarf.
Now Butthead is obviously in full Douche mode here, the face, mandana, squeezed between four luscious globes...and by globes I mean ass-cheeks.
Tad while Douche is not quite Douche enough...
Ringworm strikes me as a costume party. Why else would he draw on his face and she be wearing that crazy headscarf.
Now Butthead is obviously in full Douche mode here, the face, mandana, squeezed between four luscious globes...and by globes I mean ass-cheeks.
# posted by : 10:02 AM
: 10:02 AM
I'd have to go with Tad and Trina. Trina is "one fine piece of ace" and Tad looks like that kid who could turn his eyelids inside out in grade school and thought he was extremely cool because of it.
# posted by : 10:07 AM
: 10:07 AM
As with Bag Bats Maru last week, Ringworm is just off in a parallel dimension of weird. Although the dark jacket with dark shirt both open to show the shaved chest certain brings you back out of bizarro world into the world of normal baggery. Just not enough for the weekly prize.
Trina is hotter than either of Buttheads hotts, but Butthead is definitely douchier than Tad.
Tough call, but I gotta give it to T&T. And by it, I mean a baseball bat to Tad's face and a hot oil rubdown to Trina's shoulder.
T&T FTW.
Trina is hotter than either of Buttheads hotts, but Butthead is definitely douchier than Tad.
Tough call, but I gotta give it to T&T. And by it, I mean a baseball bat to Tad's face and a hot oil rubdown to Trina's shoulder.
T&T FTW.
# posted by : 10:08 AM
: 10:08 AM
sharpie ftw. its not just the face, its the open jacket/no shirt ensemble combined with sultry minxness of tera patrick-like hott, with smaller cans. i love her, and i think he should kill himself.
# posted by : 10:14 AM
: 10:14 AM
Butthead. I absolutely love the fact the their thongs match their dresses. God bless them. While this may not be a valid reason to vote for him, I stand by my decision. Well that and he's a douche.
# posted by : 10:34 AM
: 10:34 AM
What if I was not me and you were not you and none of this was anything?
Sharpie Ringworm for the um, uh, yeah, er ... for the Ringer.
Sharpie Ringworm for the um, uh, yeah, er ... for the Ringer.
this weekly is pretty weak.
i have to go with cheek and cameltoe to get my vote.
Butthead FTW.
For fantastic stripper ass.
i have to go with cheek and cameltoe to get my vote.
Butthead FTW.
For fantastic stripper ass.
Sharpie Ringworm FTW. I mean, c'mon. What kind of cockholster does that to his own face or even let's his friends do it to him? And it's not like the shit stops on his face. It goes down to his fucking chest too. T & T are at the prom. So what? Yes, he's douche but not nearly the worst. Trina isn't that hot anyway. Butthead reminds me of the movie "Caveman" (with Ringo Starr AND Barbara Bach, yummmmmm)when the one blind guy is feeling up the tits of two different girls by standing between them and then wondering where the head is. Sure you want to punch him but secretly you wish you were him with those mounds of happiness. Sharpie requires evisceration.
Winne-the-Poon
Winne-the-Poon
# posted by : 10:49 AM
: 10:49 AM
First off, yay for new hunters and huntresses. Always good to have new voices in here (in the thread not my head).
Now to the voting!
Holy fuck what the hell happened here! This week is more horrible than watching a baby antelope get run down by a pack of hyenas. Poor antelope. Although I think I'd be ok with any of this assholes getting gored by one of them. Antlers - nature's bayonets.
I'm not really feeling butthead's hotts, or him really. He's a dumbass who deserves to have those girls go 2girls1cup on him.
That leaves me with Ringworm or T&T. Trina makes me think of naughty things with her coy look in her eye and strapy bondage like dress. I'm also digging Sharpie Hott's corset like top she's got going on however she just don't have that "it" factor for me. My conundrum comes from now having to compare the douches. I mean, fuck, who the hell wants to look like a god damned earthquake map? Then we have Tad who looks like he's trying for Prom Queen. I see him planning out his "entrance" to the prom. Very douchey.
Weighing all things out, I'm going to have to go with the Ringworm. I just have a feeling Tad is just not admitting to himself that he bats for the other team so he gets a DQ in my book. I'll just photoshop Trina in with Ringworm and then the combo will be right.
Now to the voting!
Holy fuck what the hell happened here! This week is more horrible than watching a baby antelope get run down by a pack of hyenas. Poor antelope. Although I think I'd be ok with any of this assholes getting gored by one of them. Antlers - nature's bayonets.
I'm not really feeling butthead's hotts, or him really. He's a dumbass who deserves to have those girls go 2girls1cup on him.
That leaves me with Ringworm or T&T. Trina makes me think of naughty things with her coy look in her eye and strapy bondage like dress. I'm also digging Sharpie Hott's corset like top she's got going on however she just don't have that "it" factor for me. My conundrum comes from now having to compare the douches. I mean, fuck, who the hell wants to look like a god damned earthquake map? Then we have Tad who looks like he's trying for Prom Queen. I see him planning out his "entrance" to the prom. Very douchey.
Weighing all things out, I'm going to have to go with the Ringworm. I just have a feeling Tad is just not admitting to himself that he bats for the other team so he gets a DQ in my book. I'll just photoshop Trina in with Ringworm and then the combo will be right.
The Sharpie Ringworm is a fucking abomination.
He gets my vote for the win, no contest. I mean, he's both a douchebag and a diagram of the following:
-An Expanded Hell a la Dante's "Inferno"
-A Bullseye
-A Weather Forecaster's Map of Isobars Surrounding a Low Pressure System
-A cross-section of the molecular composition of the layers of a gas giant planet such as Jupiter.
-The grooves in a Jimmy Buffet "Margaritaville" 45 rpm.
-The rings of a giant, douchey tree.
-The fingerprint of a Norse Giant.
And so forth.
Nature imitates God. Douche imitates nature. Therefore, douche imitates God.
God looks like a douche.
He gets my vote for the win, no contest. I mean, he's both a douchebag and a diagram of the following:
-An Expanded Hell a la Dante's "Inferno"
-A Bullseye
-A Weather Forecaster's Map of Isobars Surrounding a Low Pressure System
-A cross-section of the molecular composition of the layers of a gas giant planet such as Jupiter.
-The grooves in a Jimmy Buffet "Margaritaville" 45 rpm.
-The rings of a giant, douchey tree.
-The fingerprint of a Norse Giant.
And so forth.
Nature imitates God. Douche imitates nature. Therefore, douche imitates God.
God looks like a douche.
# posted by : 10:54 AM
: 10:54 AM
Easy: Tad & Trina.
No contest.
She of the delicious sunshine flavoring with pretty face, he of the pink vest + tie (it is NOT "salmon") and LOL-worthy crop circle hairdon't.
The Sharpie Ringworm looks like he's at some sort of quasi-happening in which uncreative people attempt to be "artsy."
And Butthead's chicks are uglier than Beavis.
So, uh, yeah, Tad & Trina FTW, om nom nom, etc.
--Little Douche Coupe
No contest.
She of the delicious sunshine flavoring with pretty face, he of the pink vest + tie (it is NOT "salmon") and LOL-worthy crop circle hairdon't.
The Sharpie Ringworm looks like he's at some sort of quasi-happening in which uncreative people attempt to be "artsy."
And Butthead's chicks are uglier than Beavis.
So, uh, yeah, Tad & Trina FTW, om nom nom, etc.
--Little Douche Coupe
# posted by : 11:29 AM
: 11:29 AM
Butthead for the win.
Tad's just a prom douche.
Ringworm's just on an ether binge.
Butthead though, he's something special.
Tad's just a prom douche.
Ringworm's just on an ether binge.
Butthead though, he's something special.
# posted by : 11:38 AM
: 11:38 AM
Tad and Trina are pretty typical douche hot couple, Ringworn is a clusterfuck of douche and its a act anyhow. For my money buttheads the real deal that kung fu grip on the ass cheaks and retard monky stare and mandana make him a awsome douche bag
# posted by : 11:42 AM
: 11:42 AM
Sharpie Ringworm could win if you just had that fuckin face he's making photoshopped out of that pic and just put against a white background with a stick woman drawn in. That face. That FUCKING FACE! lol It makes me wish he were instantly stricken (sp?) with a severe allergy to Sharpie ink.
-Wop
-Wop
Sharpie Ringworm by a mile by way of simple elimination.
Butthead would probably get a pass if he avoided the mandanna that screams douchebaggery.
Then there's TT. Hey, it's not his fault that his barber was tweakin' and his mom didn't wash his clothes so he had to wear the satin suit from when he dressed as a pimp last Halloween.
So that just leaves Ringie and that bull's eye on his face. It's like skeeball for fists. And that mandatory follow-up question...how many tickets do for breaking his nose?
Butthead would probably get a pass if he avoided the mandanna that screams douchebaggery.
Then there's TT. Hey, it's not his fault that his barber was tweakin' and his mom didn't wash his clothes so he had to wear the satin suit from when he dressed as a pimp last Halloween.
So that just leaves Ringie and that bull's eye on his face. It's like skeeball for fists. And that mandatory follow-up question...how many tickets do for breaking his nose?
# posted by : 12:10 PM
: 12:10 PM
So for this weekly we got Tad and Trina vs Chad and Tina vs Ass Sandwich.
Seriously though, what is the difference between nomination's 1 and 2? I'm not convinced that they aren't the same guy. He's obsessed with spirals clearly, so one night he shaved one into his hair, and another day he decided to just draw one on his face. Just look at them next to each other. If that's not the same guy, than they at least have to be related. Even their taste in women is practically the same. They BOTH have on that fake leather looking material.
What I need is someone with photoshop to cut out the picture of Tad and paste it in with a picture of the Shapie Ringworm who I'm referring to as Chad
That way I can finally see a good comparison between the two.
Oh yeah, and for the weekly...I'm going for Butthead. The picture looks like a photo taken before an amateur porno shoot. But, without conformation that it is, that makes this picture very douchey.
Seriously though, what is the difference between nomination's 1 and 2? I'm not convinced that they aren't the same guy. He's obsessed with spirals clearly, so one night he shaved one into his hair, and another day he decided to just draw one on his face. Just look at them next to each other. If that's not the same guy, than they at least have to be related. Even their taste in women is practically the same. They BOTH have on that fake leather looking material.
What I need is someone with photoshop to cut out the picture of Tad and paste it in with a picture of the Shapie Ringworm who I'm referring to as Chad
That way I can finally see a good comparison between the two.
Oh yeah, and for the weekly...I'm going for Butthead. The picture looks like a photo taken before an amateur porno shoot. But, without conformation that it is, that makes this picture very douchey.
I am going with Butthead on this one. Because I know those booties may sometimes sound like a snorting moose with a head cold; they still contain the aroma of cancer curing Carribean breezes.
Or, something like that.
Or, something like that.
Ringworm FTW.
Why?
Because he's a screwheaded fuckwit.
If he IS at a costume party, WTF kind of costume is THAT?
Is he imitating the psychological device used on sweet Penny Pringle?
Or is he a geology student?
I don't know. all I know is that when I look at the three I can't look at him, so he gets my win.
Also, Trina looks like she has a maintenance level worthy of a Ferrari or two. Ultra Bad News emanates from her beady little eyes. The Arafat girl makes me happy.
Why?
Because he's a screwheaded fuckwit.
If he IS at a costume party, WTF kind of costume is THAT?
Is he imitating the psychological device used on sweet Penny Pringle?
Or is he a geology student?
I don't know. all I know is that when I look at the three I can't look at him, so he gets my win.
Also, Trina looks like she has a maintenance level worthy of a Ferrari or two. Ultra Bad News emanates from her beady little eyes. The Arafat girl makes me happy.
# posted by : 12:41 PM
: 12:41 PM
if i could go with a 3 way tie i would... since i can't i will go with dart board face,
the sharpie ringworm.
i hope that it is in fact sharpie on his face and not a tattoo... actually on second thought i hope it is a tat.
...if write in votes are permitted i vote for 'nothing up my sleeve bag'
the sharpie ringworm.
i hope that it is in fact sharpie on his face and not a tattoo... actually on second thought i hope it is a tat.
...if write in votes are permitted i vote for 'nothing up my sleeve bag'
i vote T&T only because trina gave me an erection so powerful i could have pole vaulted new world records. to impress her. and be rejected. and come back here and talk about the erections she gives me.
# posted by : 1:17 PM
: 1:17 PM
Ringworm FTW.
May his sharpie ring on the face be only understood by those of douche-dom.
May his sharpie ring on the face be only understood by those of douche-dom.
# posted by : 1:18 PM
: 1:18 PM
Ringwormj should be employed doijng something useful, like...say....boring a hole through the earth's crust?
like...pilot bit for oil rig platform?
like...wattling a hole so a screw head sits flush?
Hey, at least he's employable, unlike the full-sleeved human bathroom walls we see here often :)
like...pilot bit for oil rig platform?
like...wattling a hole so a screw head sits flush?
Hey, at least he's employable, unlike the full-sleeved human bathroom walls we see here often :)
Trina & Tad.
He's somewhat douchie, but she is The Hott. I would like to do things to her that I would be too embarrassed to brag about, even anonymously, afterward on the internet.
He's somewhat douchie, but she is The Hott. I would like to do things to her that I would be too embarrassed to brag about, even anonymously, afterward on the internet.
# posted by : 1:58 PM
: 1:58 PM
Is it just me or do Sharpie and Tad look alike? I'm thinking they are one in the same. I think closer examination is needed.
# posted by : 2:56 PM
: 2:56 PM
Sharpie looks a tad more douchier than Tad...and although the ass pears in the butthead photo are nice, I'm going w/ Sharpie dude.
# posted by : 3:17 PM
: 3:17 PM
I would have to agree with ashfish. Butthead is just poo between two ass cheeks; which explains the mandana. When the bachlor party is over, he will return to his job at the used car lot, and the Bleeths will go back to the club.
That leaves Ringworm and T&T. Ringworms hott suggest that while he is very douche, there is more going on than meets the eye. However, Tad had to dig deep down to summon his inner douche. He actually thinks he looks good.
Baseing my choice on douche to hott ratio, T&T FTW.
That leaves Ringworm and T&T. Ringworms hott suggest that while he is very douche, there is more going on than meets the eye. However, Tad had to dig deep down to summon his inner douche. He actually thinks he looks good.
Baseing my choice on douche to hott ratio, T&T FTW.
# posted by : 3:24 PM
: 3:24 PM
Weather Channel called. They want their isobars back.
Sharpie Ringworm makes me want to rub my ass on the carpet.
He also reminds me of those illusions that you stare at for a minute and then look away.
Sharpie FTW
Sharpie Ringworm makes me want to rub my ass on the carpet.
He also reminds me of those illusions that you stare at for a minute and then look away.
Sharpie FTW
Is there even any question about this? It's got to be Butthead. Only his face out of the three make me want to bunt my laptop into a nearby electric fence.
I think I've gotta go with Butthead here. Tad, though a bearer of some seriously ridiculous hair+pink combo, if you take away the vest and shave the head, what do you have? An average dude. Note the lack of douche-smirk, hand gestures, or the requisite douche accessories. He gets a pass.
The Sharpie Ringworm is too odd. The picture screams costume party. Though he has potential (note the shiny chest, the carefully groomed brows, and the earrings), I would have to see him in his natural habitat to make a clear judgement. Plus, his lady has toilet paper on her head.
This inevitably leads us to the Butthead himself. Note the tongue-baring facial expression, the layered sunglasses over bandanna, and, of course, the over-eager grasping of the buttocks. It all adds up to one coherent picture...and that picture is of poo.
The Sharpie Ringworm is too odd. The picture screams costume party. Though he has potential (note the shiny chest, the carefully groomed brows, and the earrings), I would have to see him in his natural habitat to make a clear judgement. Plus, his lady has toilet paper on her head.
This inevitably leads us to the Butthead himself. Note the tongue-baring facial expression, the layered sunglasses over bandanna, and, of course, the over-eager grasping of the buttocks. It all adds up to one coherent picture...and that picture is of poo.
# posted by : 4:39 PM
: 4:39 PM
Sharpie Ringworm FTW
isn't that Humpty-Hump from Digital Underground sans hat and groucho glasses?
i'm just sayin........
isn't that Humpty-Hump from Digital Underground sans hat and groucho glasses?
i'm just sayin........
i know i'm supposed to be turned on by this week's hotts, but i'm not.
therefore i will just say FUCK YOU BUTTHEAD. i can kind of forgive Ringworm and Tad for mutilating themselves with bad fashion statements, but BUTTHEAD is clearly having a good time. so FUCK YOU BUTTHEAD!
therefore i will just say FUCK YOU BUTTHEAD. i can kind of forgive Ringworm and Tad for mutilating themselves with bad fashion statements, but BUTTHEAD is clearly having a good time. so FUCK YOU BUTTHEAD!
if I could jam 3 dildos into flesh simultaneously with high velocity... it would be into Buttheads
ftw
ftw
I'm sorry but I am dazed as if struck by a ballpeen hammer after watching the "goatee saver".
Vote goes to the douche with the concentric rings on his stupid face.
I hope i spelled everything right. goatee saver *sob*
--VS
Vote goes to the douche with the concentric rings on his stupid face.
I hope i spelled everything right. goatee saver *sob*
--VS
# posted by : 6:47 PM
: 6:47 PM
Wow, there's something to be said for all three contender Hotts this week. Trina and Turban Hott both have that young, healthy, fuck-you-to-a-coronary look about them, while Butthead's Hotts have some of the nicest stripper chutes I've seen in a long while. Hotts are all in contention.
Tools: I'm giving Tad a pass, mostly 'cause I'm just feeling generous. Hair is definitely douchey and the pink satin will be regretted in future, but he's smiling and allowing the hott her place in the artificial light. Rock on, tool.
Butthead I hate with a passion, mostly because I'll never have two female dumpers in that nice a condition (for the mileage) served for my tongue's pleasure EVER. Fucking asswiping shitstain.
But the vote goes to Ringworm, because if the shaven chest, open shirt collar outside the jacket wasn't bad enough, he committed those sins while looking like a feeding turkey vulture, and STILL pulled a Hott.
Tools: I'm giving Tad a pass, mostly 'cause I'm just feeling generous. Hair is definitely douchey and the pink satin will be regretted in future, but he's smiling and allowing the hott her place in the artificial light. Rock on, tool.
Butthead I hate with a passion, mostly because I'll never have two female dumpers in that nice a condition (for the mileage) served for my tongue's pleasure EVER. Fucking asswiping shitstain.
But the vote goes to Ringworm, because if the shaven chest, open shirt collar outside the jacket wasn't bad enough, he committed those sins while looking like a feeding turkey vulture, and STILL pulled a Hott.
Easy. The douchetard was clearly born with a target on his face. He was born to get ridiculed because of his suit-jacket-wearing-while-shirtless ways. Ringworm all the way.
And as for his girl, I would shower her in light crude and let her slip-n-slide all over my bed.
And as for his girl, I would shower her in light crude and let her slip-n-slide all over my bed.
# posted by : 7:30 PM
: 7:30 PM
The isobars on Sharpie Ringworm make him a butthead, and his open mouth exposes the same shade of pink worn by Tad.
His hottie is a tad strange in her head attire, but otherwise hott in the right places: smile, exposed skin, boobies suggestion behind the black laced corset top.
Therefore, since he incorporates elements of the other two contestants and comes out an original "woodyhead" he gets my pecker of a vote for HCwDB of the Week.
His hottie is a tad strange in her head attire, but otherwise hott in the right places: smile, exposed skin, boobies suggestion behind the black laced corset top.
Therefore, since he incorporates elements of the other two contestants and comes out an original "woodyhead" he gets my pecker of a vote for HCwDB of the Week.
# posted by : 10:07 PM
: 10:07 PM
Tad & Trina
She's just too hot to be true, and he looks stupid enough to be poo
She's just too hot to be true, and he looks stupid enough to be poo
# posted by : 8:21 AM
: 8:21 AM
Git to go with butthead. Yeah, it's a stripclub (or if not I need to meet this non-working girls, do they take unemployment checks?)But there still no need for the Mandana. I think the amount of hott in this one picture displaces the amount of choad in the other too. As Archimedes once screamed as he slid into the tepid pool of hot and discovered douche displacement, "Douchereka!" Which in English means I have discovred douche.
# posted by : 10:36 AM
: 10:36 AM
Aw, bugger. How did I miss the voting? I seem to be in some freakin' vortex here, I'm not paying attention to the laws of time or space anymore, what with the aftermath of various projects.
Excellent job with voting, 'baghunters, a splendid choice.
Excellent job with voting, 'baghunters, a splendid choice.
for the sake of db1 i will make this quick. Tad & Trina. They follow the classic roles of poodom.
Whereas, the other two are jackasses. I agree that the shuffleboard smooth man bags of SR show a commitment to baggery, I just need more proof that he hasn't just accidentally fallen and hit his head, thus causing doochlike behavior.
And as others have said, I would put on a mandana and play the "hear no evil" role of the butt monkeys. Therefore, no bag.
Whereas, the other two are jackasses. I agree that the shuffleboard smooth man bags of SR show a commitment to baggery, I just need more proof that he hasn't just accidentally fallen and hit his head, thus causing doochlike behavior.
And as others have said, I would put on a mandana and play the "hear no evil" role of the butt monkeys. Therefore, no bag.
# posted by : 12:58 PM
: 12:58 PM
Hate to just phone one in one the 1st appearance but I just don't have the time to choke down a hundy+ posts and read deebs fine offering.
In the immortal words of Gaytor No.1 for the win.
Oh and fuck you Gator
In the immortal words of Gaytor No.1 for the win.
Oh and fuck you Gator
Sharpie HAS to be some sort of Halloween costume gone terribly, terribly wrong. Tad has the best hott, but Butthead, well, we can only hope the strippers got the stank off them after the bachelor party ended.
I dunno, tough call.
Sharpie FTW.
I dunno, tough call.
Sharpie FTW.
My vote goes to Tad & Trina...the other 2, while absolutely of scrote-worthy mention, seem caught in a moment of douchieness...the other bright pink asshole though...you know this douchetastic mofo planned his wardrobe for days & looked himself up & down in the mirror giving himself the finger-pistols going "hey you look hhhhhhot!" before he left the house...Vive la douche!
Tad and Trina FTW. I'm a pretty lady and how I vote for these is if I would totally drool over the chica and barf on the dude. Not only does it satisfy my dear boyfriend's lesbo fetishes but it makes me feel that I will get the most out of the coupling. And Tad, I barf on you.
The rest, well, I'd barf on the girls and that's not kosher. Not so hott.
The rest, well, I'd barf on the girls and that's not kosher. Not so hott.
# posted by : 8:02 PM
: 8:02 PM
Tough choice, they are all douchie.
Tad could probably get not-a-douche consideration if not for the stupid hair "design". The pink could be forgiven as a one time unfortunate fashion mistake, possibly by the groom of the wedding. But he is a douche.
Butthead is a pretty classic douche, but not especially note worthy. Except for the Heavenly Hott Butts, they are very nice.
Ringworm, however should probably not only win this running away, but should be considered for some kind of innovative award in the 2009 Douchies.
Ringworm FTW
Tad could probably get not-a-douche consideration if not for the stupid hair "design". The pink could be forgiven as a one time unfortunate fashion mistake, possibly by the groom of the wedding. But he is a douche.
Butthead is a pretty classic douche, but not especially note worthy. Except for the Heavenly Hott Butts, they are very nice.
Ringworm, however should probably not only win this running away, but should be considered for some kind of innovative award in the 2009 Douchies.
Ringworm FTW
# posted by : 9:17 PM
: 9:17 PM
I vote for butthead. I just can't look at that picture without wanting to punch that man in the brain for somehow coaxing two such nicely shaped young women into taking that photo with him.
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