Tuesday, January 27, 2009
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8 6 7 5 3 oooooh niiieeeiiinnnn.
Damn you to hell DB1. That song is now stuck in my head. I'm gonna go try to pull my brain out with coat hanger, Egyptian style.
And what the hell is this pic? What, these three are supposed to somehow entice me into the place? What is it, a club for autistic emos? Sure, I'll text "energy" to Energy, if by text you mean sodomize the building with arson.
Damn you to hell DB1. That song is now stuck in my head. I'm gonna go try to pull my brain out with coat hanger, Egyptian style.
And what the hell is this pic? What, these three are supposed to somehow entice me into the place? What is it, a club for autistic emos? Sure, I'll text "energy" to Energy, if by text you mean sodomize the building with arson.
# posted by 
: 1:15 PM
: 1:15 PM
Matt is one of those creative/sensitive types. For Valentine's day he decorated his eggshell white hair like a Hershey's kiss. And he decorated his vagina like pineapple upside-down cake.
Cerebral Palsy emodouche here is the 2nd to last person I would want to advertise for my bar. The last is Fung.
Nothing says Douche quite as effectively as high school kids at a club in the western suburbs of Chicago. It burns.
# posted by : 1:27 PM
: 1:27 PM
Very good showing in prior thread plinktard.
But unlike BostonDouchebag vs. Vader, I am not throwing up the white flag!
But unlike BostonDouchebag vs. Vader, I am not throwing up the white flag!
# posted by : 1:29 PM
: 1:29 PM
Nikolai Tesla invented a special ray gun for this douche which causes those near him to instantly experience stigmata, severe diarrhea and anal leakage.
Ahhhh, Tommy Tutone's bastard son. Looks like he isn't capable of being even a one-hit wonder.
Hey Belvadouche, who's standing next to him?
Hey Belvadouche, who's standing next to him?
# posted by : 1:45 PM
: 1:45 PM
The energy it took to make a pre-torn camo shirt, enough hair glue to fill an Olympic size swimming pool and a shirt to house those glorious tatas, would power a small country for a year.
@ Anon 1:29
You may not be 'throwing up the white flag' but you sure as shit will be sucking down the white **censored** later.
Christ dude you're on my dick more than the sock burns from mast... let's move on, shall we?
You may not be 'throwing up the white flag' but you sure as shit will be sucking down the white **censored** later.
Christ dude you're on my dick more than the sock burns from mast... let's move on, shall we?
Harpo Marx IV and his back-up singers Customer Service Netanya and DVD Store Tina appearing Monday nights at Energy.
i want to be witty and clever here but i just don't have the energy.
if only there was some way to get it for free.........
if only there was some way to get it for free.........
his hair looks like donald duck's ass, and his face looks like nick jonas just throat fucked him.
but i am SO getting a fake ID and going back to high school to meet young ana rathamathapongdong and her friend ashlee. ("OMG You speeled my name riiiiight! LOLz!") I would take them to prom and let them share a few smirnoff ices. And unlike Tommy Douchetone here i wouldn't put any GHB in it.
but i am SO getting a fake ID and going back to high school to meet young ana rathamathapongdong and her friend ashlee. ("OMG You speeled my name riiiiight! LOLz!") I would take them to prom and let them share a few smirnoff ices. And unlike Tommy Douchetone here i wouldn't put any GHB in it.
ummmmm, db1, you're in shallow water with these broads. did you just throw away the first three letters of this website's name?
# posted by : 2:21 PM
: 2:21 PM
That looks just like the nasty soft-serve style shit I took the morning after a binge on beef jerky, peanuts, and beer.
And his hair's fucked up too.
And his hair's fucked up too.
...although i do have a thing for long slender tusks, massive whiskers, and thick, juicy blubber in camo and military hats.
Oh and I dig walruses too.
Oh and I dig walruses too.
blondie faux hawk looks like the result of genetic shenanigans between Gina Gershon and either one of the Nelson Twins.
Did he stick his head in to a blender full of gell? Why the hell didn't someone shove it in farther?
No hotts, this pic is disqualified.
No hotts, this pic is disqualified.
His shirt is doing the power fist for him! Brilliant. Coupled with two handed finger point and of course the crop circle hair-did. The douche layer of a suckle thigh sandwich.
Processed douchery at its bleach haired finest.
Processed douchery at its bleach haired finest.
I'm trying to figure out what those numbers spell but I'm too distracted by camo-babe and the slits in her shirt.
If only they were a little higher.
If only they were a little higher.
Plinky, I'm also anon 1:29. I meant the fist on the douchebag's shirt. Wow. See how it's headed in the upward direction? Go from there.
# posted by : 3:56 PM
: 3:56 PM
Nice hair, Shemp.
This is what happens when our lax, permissive society allows Hermey the Dentist Elf to have relations with elephant garlic. One man, one woman, people.
Or maybe one man, two women. Or two dudes and an otter. And even then, only on your birthday. But never this. We have to make a stand.
This is what happens when our lax, permissive society allows Hermey the Dentist Elf to have relations with elephant garlic. One man, one woman, people.
Or maybe one man, two women. Or two dudes and an otter. And even then, only on your birthday. But never this. We have to make a stand.
Reading Comprehension 101: there are TWO anonymous posters at 1:29 PM. Sorry about my 3:56 post, Plinky.
# posted by : 4:16 PM
: 4:16 PM
Lord merciful heavens! Are his fingers crossed, as if to say "Please God...Please!! Don't let me fuck this up!" I'm guessing the "element" is scrotium
Any douchewank who styles his 'hawk in the shape of a Hershey's Kiss is just asking to be licked, sucked and eaten.
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