Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku

When I punched his nose
The shock waves rippled outward
Now fist smells like poo.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:03 AM

I wouldn't hit that
Even though the ringed target
Makes it easier

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:03 AM

Like Hate Assberry
he takes a Sharpie to skin
topographic map

# posted by

Frodouche Baggins : 7:04 AM

Like Robert Smith sings:
Spiderman is having him
For dinner tonight.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:04 AM

Douche with turban hott.
Anger rising, fist flying.
Ripples on the pond.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:06 AM

These are not costumes
This is how life really is
In Douche'alona

# posted by

plinky : 7:06 AM

Turbaned kitty purrs
as topographic douche shows
poo elevations.

# posted by

Captain Bringdown : 7:06 AM

She offers a gift
To all whom she embraces
it's chlamydia

# posted by

Frodouche Baggins : 7:06 AM

Hurricane eye of
mouth agape horse fly enters
dullest knife in box

# posted by

pencil dick : 7:07 AM

Black sharpie circles?
He got drunk and fell asleep
at a frat party

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:08 AM

Isoclines measure
Varying levels of grease
Radiating out

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:08 AM

Leather bustier
I would unlace with my teeth
Need to see boobies

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:09 AM

Allahu Akbar!
Arab-scarf terrorist hott
Sharpies ground zero

# posted by

Douche Unto Others : 7:09 AM

One look at the douche
Causes painful vertigo
I am getting sick.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:09 AM

vacant retard stare
a thin line of drool from lips
he's a mouth breather

# posted by

Frodouche Baggins : 7:09 AM

Her glasses reveal
She is fem-douche uber bleeth
And the target...why?

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:09 AM

Old rags thrown at him
They missed the target, landed
on her head instead

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:11 AM

Sweet bow bundled boobs
for lucky winner, center
circle worth most points.

# posted by

Captain Bringdown : 7:12 AM

He must not get it
Forever stuck with face like
topography map

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:12 AM

Skee-ball target face
Throw wooden ball very hard
Extra points for blood

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:12 AM

Weather man in France
takes his job a little far
Forecast is douchebag

# posted by

plinky : 7:13 AM

Maybe gypsy bleeth
Has same markings on her butt
I would pee in it.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:13 AM

Take cloth off her head
Use to wipe her down, and then
unlace leather top

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:14 AM

Douche got drunk, passed out
at Al Roker's, Willard Scott
went wild with sharpie.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:15 AM

Remember Tempest
video game from 80's?
yeah it too sucked ass

# posted by

plinky : 7:15 AM

Fake Armani suit
and hypnotic stare declares:
"I am David Blane"

# posted by

Frodouche Baggins : 7:15 AM

Passed out at party
Pedro got sharpie ring worm
Drink turpentine - please

# posted by

Count Douchekevitch : 7:16 AM

A rookie mistake:
Hairnets go on top of head
Now scrub out those pans

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:16 AM

Ted learned never to
Pass out drunk when he's with the
Topography team.

# posted by

jeff g. : 7:16 AM

His face looks like
Ice Man's guidance system has
locked on target. Fire!

# posted by

Douche Unto Others : 7:17 AM

bird used to make hat
was caught and killed because it
was laughing too hard

# posted by

plinky : 7:18 AM

plinky, Temptest sucks
But Qix is where it was at
Sparx, please take him out

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:18 AM

only thing
that sucks ass
is you, plinky

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:19 AM

Tires of ears stretching
her turban offers hand hold
for some rough oral

# posted by

Frodouche Baggins : 7:19 AM

Bedouin bleeth smiles
She thinks 'bag's just a mirage
Prep H stench is real.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:19 AM

These people give me
Heartburn and also heartache
For the world's future.

# posted by

jeff g. : 7:19 AM

Anon friend can't count
No Child Left Behind has
wrecked education.

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:20 AM

Physics hott displays
Douche interferometer,
Nobel prize for sure.

# posted by

Captain Bringdown : 7:20 AM

Look into his eyes
You are getting sleepy now
Hypnotized by choad

# posted by

plinky : 7:21 AM

IM NOT COMPLICT!
TAMRLA PRTOECTS US FORM THIS!
SHANK THS SDOUCHESLAP NOW!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:21 AM

Do these millibars
accentuate my eyes?
No douchebag, they don't.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:22 AM

Like b.b. gun game
at fair, shoot out his whole face,
win a Bleethy doll.

# posted by

Douche Unto Others : 7:22 AM

not in history
has there been any more need
to ask "WTF?"

Nor in history
has there been any more need
sterilization

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:23 AM

Topo-map douchebag
I prefer the hott's contours
despite that hair net

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:23 AM

Can I break his spell?
I will re-hypnotize her
Tell her she should strip

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:24 AM

flyteeth buzz in mouth
wreck havoc from the inside
take no prisoners

# posted by

pencil dick : 7:24 AM

Ted loved Mt. Rainier.
He really really really
loved it a whole lot.

# posted by

jeff g. : 7:24 AM

Douchebag slept face down
On mattress coil while Plinky's
Mom sat on his head.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:25 AM

Cricket anyone?
but in this game point is to
throw darts at 'bag's eyes

# posted by

plinky : 7:25 AM

USE LIENS ASA GUIDE!
CUT FACX EWHITH APPLE PEALER!
RIBBONS OF FLFESH FALL!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:26 AM

Mezmerino tries
To mind-douche us all; instead
stare at her cleavite

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:28 AM

Douchebag chickened out
from plastic surgery so
doctor left black lines

# posted by

plinky : 7:29 AM

Gypsy girl's into
S&M - Like Medusa
I will direct film.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:29 AM

so, mr white can count
his doucheyass sure can't spell
tempest not temptest, jackass

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:30 AM

Looks like another
stormy day in land of douche,
why no lightning strike?

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:31 AM

Scarf to shield from 'bag-
-waves. Prince Charles called her "raghead",
therefore got no ass.

# posted by

Chris : 7:32 AM

Scrote much thinks he has
Animal magnetism
But just attracts bleeth.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:32 AM

12345
1234567
12345

lesson for anon
now go back to trailor, trash
your life is worthless

when anons are born
society weeps for them
his mom is his aunt

# posted by

scumbag619 : 7:33 AM

SWAT teams practice their
hostage scenario shots
with life-size printout

# posted by

Douche Unto Others : 7:33 AM

Five dollar haircut
comes with silly scribblings at
Supercuts for 'tards

# posted by

plinky : 7:34 AM

I see a target.
If only I had a gun.
I'd blow it clean off.

Bleethus Maximus.
And Targetface, good couple.
For me to poop on.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:35 AM

Anon has caught me
I will now shoot myself, but
you first, anon-hole.

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:36 AM

seriously? no.
seriously, what the fuck?
seriously douche.

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 7:36 AM

Anon: break free from
The spell of this shaved douchebag
Then change your diaper.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:37 AM

I see one target
But her belly is better
For White's yellow shots

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:37 AM

stress fractures on face
Plinky's Mom used it as chair
hert weight crushes all

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:37 AM

He is a douchebag
Man with spiderweb on face
I'm jumping off a roof

Darts anyone? This assclows face makes me want to throw sharp objects at it!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:38 AM

Mr. White deserves
Front page today - Excellent
Haikus, fuck anon!

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:38 AM

The Doppler radar shows
a low-pressure zone where his
dignity should be.

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:38 AM

I hate myself much
I have small dick and no friends
So I hate on 'regs.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:39 AM

douche is only man
to cross samurai scrote
and live to warn us

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 7:39 AM

Douche learned the hard way
huffing markers to get high
will make your head spin.

# posted by

Douche Unto Others : 7:41 AM

anons have poo stench
smell like Boston Bags
or Darksock stirs shit

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 7:41 AM

Thank you, friend Crucial
The ideas flow today
To easy target

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:42 AM

so much to loathe here
even the femme exhibits
much chick-baggery

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:42 AM

Looks like black widow's
Web has snared her some dinner
She likes greasy food.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:42 AM

stare into my eyes
sleepy hypnosis takes you
to douche you succumb.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:42 AM

for a week last month
anonymous posts were banned
greatest week ever

# posted by

Frodouche Baggins : 7:42 AM

An optical trick.
See douchebag. Move eyes away,
still see douchebag. Fuck.

# posted by

Chris : 7:43 AM

Maori mockery
The All Blacks are flying in
Will stomp on Web face

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:43 AM

I am still convinced
Darksock is Boston Douchebag
Seems like his prep work

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:44 AM

scumbag619
you are an idiot too
trailer not trailor!!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:44 AM

A real man would have
Continued lines across eyes
Please try it with knife

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:45 AM

With great power comes
great responsibility,
Spiderman says so.

With great choadness comes
great poopie and turbaned bleeths,
this Douchebag says so.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:45 AM

Quincy Queerbait sounds
Like Elastic Snaphole or
Turtle Boy, heh heh.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:46 AM

HE GOT THOS EDUMB LINES
WHEN I@ SMAEHSED HIS FUCEN FACE
ON OVEN BURNRER@!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:47 AM

Like a big clog of
Dog poop in your sneaker tread
Gone but stench remains

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:47 AM

Smell of douche so strong,
materialized at last.
Nose used to touch taint.

# posted by

Chris : 7:49 AM

Chriss Angel shows his
Ugly mug without makeup
Yeesh, put it back, choad

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:50 AM

He has a thumbprint
On his face from 'Hand of God'
He ate Eve's apple.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:51 AM

The Doppler radar
indicates a likely chance
loose bowel movement

# posted by

Frodouche Baggins : 7:52 AM

DEW line radar
On Alaskan coast just showed
Douchebag incursion

# posted by

Justin C. : 7:54 AM

Mountainous terrain
Geographic face map shows
Shape of her boobies

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:54 AM

methinks his face tatt
was inked by roger dean yes
doesn't pay the bills

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 7:56 AM

@ Flyteeth 7:47

Fucking LOL!

# posted by

plinky : 7:56 AM

David Blaine type douche
is kind enough to target
where I will punch him.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:56 AM

Posting as "Anon"
Best way to ensure that you're
Not making page one

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:57 AM

a ring lined douchebag
and palestinian babe
invite our mocking

yeah. That sucked.

Troy Tempest = !poet

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:57 AM

Topo Gigio
The clown from Ed Sullivan
Is name for this douche

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:57 AM

pix should be titled
Tales From Doucheographic Oceans
old heads will get it

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 7:58 AM

flyteeth-

oven burner? awesome...

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:58 AM

Where is the Spurs Fan
His boy T. Parker is the
subject of haiku

# posted by

plinky : 8:00 AM

What a great morning
All the Haiku sluggers are
Going yard today

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 8:00 AM

damn! best work too late
for front page this friday AM
I blame plinky's mom

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 8:00 AM

Spell nazi anon:
Tempest is two syllables
Last line is all wrong

# posted by

jeff g. : 8:01 AM

Facial camouflage.
Roberto's about to join
the Army of Douche.

# posted by

Chris : 8:01 AM

CHUPACABRA'S LAMENT

Part I
Today of all days
I actually worked some,
Missing haiku fun.

Part II
Late to the party.
I gnash teeth and rend garment..
Exposing boobies.

# posted by

Chupacabra : 8:06 AM

Just for the record
Plinky's avatar is sweet
And gives me large wood.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:07 AM

Hat is from genie
worn on hott's head but rub her
twat thrice for wishes

# posted by

plinky : 8:08 AM

As does picturing
Chupacabra's rendered blouse
Boobies make me drool.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:08 AM

It's obvious that
Herr Plinkstein lost a dumb bet
On Lakers v Cavs

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 8:09 AM

I had Boston-Bag's
Mom last night: Curb-finders on
her pegleg tickled.

# posted by

jeff g. : 8:10 AM

Crucial please don't lie
We know it's Andrew Bynum
who gives you 'small' wood

# posted by

plinky : 8:10 AM

Douchetoevsky has
Referenced an old prog rock band
Pfah would be happy!

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:10 AM

Chupacabra's boobs
Reveal themselves in my mind
Is it cold in here?

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 8:11 AM

Taliban woman sheds garb
Douche bag gets stenciled
people loose control of bowls

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:11 AM

Actually Plink
Sasha Pavlovsdogsabitch
Gets you all frothy.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:14 AM

good point massengill
jackass should be said so fast
that it counts as one

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:14 AM

Douchebag movie buff
has whole plot of Groundhog's Day
Written on his face

# posted by

plinky : 8:27 AM

anon you are right
I did mispell that word
does not make you smart

when you go to sleep
you will still be a loser
and you always will

'nuff about you, turd
perhaps you are target face
explains down syndrome

the head fry cook job
is opening up for you
so go apply now

# posted by

scumbag619 : 8:52 AM

Do Haikus always
flame other DB taggers?
hate the douche instead

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:04 AM

Pass out around us
instead of topography
we draw a penis

# posted by

Jean Claude Van Douche : 9:05 AM

What's that on her head?
Dear god, what is on his face?
Please pummel these two...

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:08 AM

hott's turb in wrong place
shoulda been on douchebag's face
sharpie points the way

# posted by

douchacadabra : 9:15 AM

Metro Douche tries to apply eyeliner in while house is being hoisted by a hurricane. Meanwhile, can we stop it already with the White People trying to look all trendy with their badly worn Arabic Scarves??

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:25 AM

Isobars tightly packed
The winds of douche will howl around you
smelling of Axe and poo.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:29 AM

strange days indeed
tattoo face fart
target pooper properly

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:29 AM

You're too sexy
for my anus
too sexy for my anus

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:30 AM

He should rent that face out to rifle practice ranges.

# posted by

badVlad : 9:54 AM

I want to throw darts
At douchebag's face mockingly
She needs a bath now

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:11 AM

What the heck is this
Some kind of Dick Tracy fiend
Called, "Fingerprint Face"?

# posted by

Zen Wizard : 10:13 AM

Dumbest Douche ever:
Got gangsta grill for his face.
But wrong kind of grill.

# posted by

DarkSock : 10:25 AM

Middle Eastern look
is getting very played out
not in her case though

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:26 AM

@ Darksock 10:25

nicely done, sir.

# posted by

scumbag619 : 10:38 AM

What a retard.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:02 AM

He would peck her with
that oversized head woody,
but no condom fits.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:02 AM

Pinocchio called:
he wants his wooden head back,
re-painted, with nose.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:05 AM

Isobars, dart-board,
spider-web, bed-springs, compound
this dashing Choad's poo.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:16 AM

Whirl circle douche says
"Stare at my eyes if you dare"
Prepare for the poo...

# posted by

Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer : 11:32 AM

Magic marker rings
He redefines "circle jerk"
Bukkake target

# posted by

scumbag619 : 11:49 AM

topo map douchebag
i need no compass to know
you're an idiot

# posted by

Billy Jag : 11:51 AM

When fingerprint whorl
appears on head, what sort of
douche has hand in it?

Sasquatch or King-Kong
must have smacked his face real hard,
all primates hate choads.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:01 PM

U S G S map
service has never seen the
likes of this topo.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:04 PM

Crop circles appear
in the strangest places in
winter's off-season.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:10 PM

Turban-mired head and
moire face make mugging for
camera a hoot.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:14 PM

I laughed at his face,
then cried when I realized
he is tapping that.

# posted by

Wheezer : 1:26 PM

Topography face
Indicates summit
Of Mount Douchenose, bra.

Sleek Asian hottie
Secretly behind headscarf
Lurks Voldemort's face.

--VS

# posted by

Anonymous : 5:05 PM

take a razor blade.
carve up his face according
to the awesome lines.

# posted by

Steve L. : 6:58 PM

he forgot the red
and white stripes so that
we can aim and shoot

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:33 AM

Charlotte's sticky web
some painful indigestion
would serve you just right

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:58 AM

Target bullseye nose
Boobies corsetted tightly
He must die in pain

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:30 AM

Hey you silly douche!
Which prison were you in, yo?
Tattoo goes on ELBOW.

Gee LeDouche

# posted by

Anonymous : 5:34 PM

Is this supposed to be a target? If so I dig it... just missing the red center and a tshirt that reads "punch here".

# posted by

Anonymous : 6:36 AM

Moire would be so proud
Of all the netting and loops
Hott's boobs packaged well

# posted by

Mr. Biggs : 2:04 PM

holy shit... doesnt anyone realize that its samurai scrote and his hott?

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:25 PM

when flyteeth shows up
you know shit will get messy
one three three seven

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:59 PM

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