new douche manuever for 2009?
 

He's puckering his lips in preparation for the dick that will surely be placed there later.
 

The three finger hand pose, normally reserved for handling delicate butterfly wings or overflowing adult diapers, is used here by Bling to show off his "haulin' ass" bottle opener that he made from his Uncle Ernie's belt buckle.

This dude could be blind, which explains his lips setting up for an air kiss.

What is that spot directly above his watchband? Jean Claude? Medusa? It looks like a barbell through the forearm.
 

Worst Dyke Couple of the Week
 

Don't you mean "mandallion"?
 

I think I bought some Special K off this douchebag once in a bathroom in a Manhattan club at 4am.
 

LA beat cop by day, hooker lovin', post teenage angst dressing, leave wife and kid at home douchebag by night.

Later when he undresses tranny he'll get a little Captain in him!
 

Looks like Satine is performing the famed Reverse Hand Puppet on this 'bag.

With the advanced degree of difficulty, she's bound to score big.

She'll also be up to her elbow in poo.
 

She must be a welder by trade.
 

"Thelma reacts with tremendous relief, as Jory displays the giant bug that had been lodged up her ass"
 

Oliver’s chain-activated colon expulsionator was a small price to pay for all the years of unrequited gerbil marathons from his rectum to the far reaches of his small intestines.
 

Satine cannot believe that bling Bronzed the bow off of her very first xmas gift to him.
 

And with one pull of the chain, the newly transplanted light bulb in Richard's head sent 75 watts of light streaming from his ears, nose, eyes, and mouth.
 

With a few furious strokes, Malcom displays his day job skills as a Silver Tape Worm semen farmer.
 

Hey DB1, any Calvin and Hobbes image is better than the choad here.

Gotta love the snowmen.....
 

Sheldon patiently worked his way through Vera's hair, in search of the perfect spot for his Lice Bomb launch pad.
 

That medalion looks like a poodle with an asteroid getting shot up its ass. If which case I kinda want one, because poodles suck.

I bet this guy owns a poodle, and I further bet that is an Ed Hardy shirt.
 

@BVD

Hey it's either a micro-dermal implant or when he was jerking off this morning he impaled himself on one of her freshly shaven quills.
 

Bling oozes out his "VD free badge".

Satine instantly recognizes the fake.
 

Lance started his cavity search on Candi and first pulled out Sammie Davis Jr's Star of David. Next, a tuba.
 

This does raise an interesting question though. If this guy actually WAS wearing a calvin and hobbes sledding bling, would that be a pass?

-Wop
 

I can't tell what the hell that thing is... perhaps his family Choad of Arms?

--VS
 

Clem's bling has more DNA on it from his victims than the entire DNA profile of North Dakota.
 

@Anon 12:20

"Mandallion" FTW.

--VS
 

thanks VS....

Plinky thinks I don't have skills.
 

I'd like to see the bore worms put on this joker.

AV
 

"Satine's sheets I will coat
Satine's pillows I'll motorboat....."
 

Well technically that isn't his 'bling'. He has an issue with anal warts. That's his scraper. He wears it around his neck so he doesn't forget it back at his crib, which actually is by definition his 'crib' because it's his parent's house. Never want to get caught away from your crib without your wart scraper.

- Douchey Smurf
 

This is the rare HCwD pic showing a woman outdouching her man. The guy is bad, but Satine is a card-carrying Train Wreck.

Let's start with the hair: it's not just hanging in greasy strings, it has been zigzag-parted using one of those gadgets you buy on late night television (http://www.zigzagcomb.com/). And the icky two-tone dye job? Eeee. It appears that something has already nested at the back of that mess, well before Bling the Merciless got there.

Then there are the faux-J-Lo (faux-Lo?) sunglasses, the upper lip stud (JCvD: is this better or worse than the nose stud?), the pointless little bag over her shoulder...oh, make that *two* pointless bags over her shoulder...and you get something that should not be approached without the protection of a full Haz-Mat suit.
 

Is that "mandallion" the hood ornamanet off a Prius?
 

Oh shit, that's where my timing belt tensioner went!
 

Sorry, what? I'm up to my elbows in prep for my show. So what spot above the watchband? The blowup shows me nothing but the reflection off that nickelplate piece of crap watch.

Chupa @ 1:43
WIN.
 

don't you mean "gaydallion?"
 

At least they're both hiding behind sunglasses, lest the public actually see their give-away eyeballls with shit up to there.
 

This is typically the manner in which one holds a used tampon by the string.

Just sayin'....
 

Little Stevie Blunder, ladies and gentlemen. Thinks he's showing a music award to the press, actually brandishing a cookie cutter at a bukakke sponge.
 

the Skull & Bones society suddenly becomes a lot less threatening.
 

Anybody remember that circle game everybody used to play in high school? Bling the merciless just got punches on everybody. I think that mandallion is woody woodpecker holding rocky the moose in clenched fist.
 

by rocky the moose I mean bullwinkle the moose, rocky was a flying squirrel. Hey can we call this hand maneuver the "flying squirrel?"
 

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I think it's a Rooster and a star for "Cock Star" or something similar.
 

Check out the guy's wrist right above his watch. Is that a bar piercing going all the way through? WTF?