I'm assuming this is at Rehab, therefore, automatic douche.
 

I'm thinking notaddouche - he's just a 'roidmonster in between body building shows. Unless that by definition deserves Douchedom? SIDE BAR.
 

Bag.
 

ah, the "proximity bag." he approaches bag, without fully entering into douchedom; the oompa-skin, shaved arms, overdeloped gorilla "bod," combined finally with the cargo shorts at pool - all of these are douche-ish, and yet we cannot call him a full DB...
 

I'm thinking that anyone who spends enough time on themselves in order to look like that? Has to have a very high level of self-obsession that can only spill over into toxic douchitude.
 

I gotta say....i don't think he's a bag. Just cuz he spends entirely too much time at the gym doesn't automatically make him a bag. He looks like he even was trying to smile, so I'm guessing it was the "No, no push that litt...yeah. that one."
 

Hmmm. I say nottadouche. True he seems like he'd break someone's neck but its the kind of neckbreaking that he would do for you as a friend.

Plus I think she seems more of a douche than he does and in that way kind of doesn't jive with this site's purpose.

Oh, and she's flat.
 

Def a douche. I know this guy and he plays the steroid dealer in the movie the wrestler. He lives in Eastchester, New York. Not only is he a douche but he is a BIG DOUCHE.
 

Doo-errrrp-che BaAHHHHHg! There went breakfast.
 

Where is her bleethiness coming from? I mean look at her - she's fingering herself and breaking her back in half to look as slutty as possible. She's got the hand gesture, the windshield sunglasses, enormous jewelry, like wtf? This type of display shows clear Greico-viral infection. The guy with her is guilty of douchiness by association. He doesn't need anything more than a pumpy-esque physique.

Maybe bleeths are Greico-virus carriers and she has infected HIM?

I wish he wasn't so pumped out cuz he's kinda hot.
 

I would say that based on humanity having no need for such muscles in the age of automation-unless they are literally paid for their muscles (and then you were a douche when you decided to pursue this) or perhaps an actor portraying someone very muscular, anyone who CHOSES to become so muscular must axiomatically be labeled a douche as we know it can only serve for show/sexual attraction.

Army of Douche-ness.

oh, and NO sports necessitate you looking like that- if you look at football players or heavier boxers youd see their muscle distribution is quite different in terms of perfomative necessity.
 

This picture looks like it was taken mid-aneurysm.

Geeze, tho, relative to HER, he's Amish Virgin Clean. She, on the other hand, has incubated and isolated a strain of the virus so powerful that government is considering reclassifying her as a bio terrorist. The glasses, the pose, the hoops, the lip stud (worse than the lip rings for sure), and those fingernails! God I hate chicks with nails like that. She's pure Jersey transplant. She would ash on his shoulder without even thinking about it.
 

it's Pumpy's cousin, Curls, & a strumpet named Jenna

Jenna has spiders in her cooch
 

I'm going to have to agree with bag queen here. She is 100% BLEETH. Ye gods, that's a bad one. I'm betting she's got extensions too

He looks like the run of the mill gym goer here. No mark-o-the-bag, no bling, no hand gestures, no fruity aviator sunglasses, and no horrid ed hardy hat or shorts. I will have to give him a pass until further baggary evidence is brought to light as I don't think taking an interest in your physique is in itself douchey.
 

if it makes you feel better about yourself, i saw american idoldouche jason castro (white dreds) in chipotle with a succulent peice of brunnette, he lives in my parent's town. sweet.

he sounded like malibu from american gladiators when he talked. i think its natural though because he's from a coastal east dallas suburb.
 

one bleeth...no bag
 

Mr. Clean is not a douche. He's been helping me keep my toilets and floors spotless for years.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Is the question "Bleeth or Notableeth?" on the table?

All snarks about her body can (and should) be set aside; how can anyone complain about *her* breasts when they are literally overshadowed by *his* massive rack (with nipples sagging downward as though he's just exhausted himself nursing a litter of his hungry spawn...).

She reigns supreme as the Queen of Bleeth-cessories, even when nearly naked: note the cigarette artfully posed in right hand, lighter in left; earrings that look like she stole the flaming rings from a flea circus; the Joan-Collins-for-Kmart sunglasses; lower lip stud (original!); and that skunk hair. Man, if I had a nickel for every "hott" pictured on this site with that execreble two-tone hair--grey-blonde on the top layers, sable underneath--I could open a bank and qualify for a federal bailout. It's like the Official Hair of the Bleeth (TM).

Question is, what is *he* doing with *her*? Maybe he's just using her as a convenient resting place for his weary mammaries.
 

flabby arm, mosquitobites chest, football face, distended stomach---NOT A HOTT
 

Douche.

One: He has bigger moobs. Two: HE'S ORANGE!
 

Douche.

One: He has bigger moobs. Two: HE'S ORANGE!
 

shaved chest = bag.
 

despite the over-roided-ness, he gets a notadouche.

He's has bigger problems -- 1) the crabs jumping from Paola and 2) spending the rest of his life hung like a cocktail frank.
 

Douchy is he who takes roids for reasons other than the perceived benefit to your profession. Without exception.
 

is it possible we are witnessing a rare instance of 'Bag/Hott reversal?

he looks like Mr. Clean's illegitimate spawn after one too many tanning sessions. and his head's all wrinkly like too much time in the pool.

and by pool i mean poo.
 

I was going to give the guy a pass until I read the very first comment in which Ronny McD makes a valid argument.

Douche or not, this guy is every bit as dumb as the sack of bricks that inspired his choice of skin color.
 

I would hafta say 'bag. More and more pictures of people who are indisputably 'bag/bleeth have been appearing on this site that are all in similar settings. Let's call it the "Vegas Resort Pool" setting. Maybe it's not Vegas, but Miami... who cares? Since we all understand that Vegas along with Miami and numerous other locales have become infested with legions upon legions of douchebags and beeths, we can assume that the vast majority of people featured in photographs taken in these locations are, in fact, carriers of the Greico Virus. I bet the pool is teeming with it. Hmm..
 

The guy is just after some tail. He didn't even douche himself up to do it. Muscles alone do not a douche make.

NaD

AV
 

I gotta cast a "not a bag" vote there DB1. However, someone needs to put a tranquilizer dart in his neck right quick, bag him up, and stick him back in the monkey cage at Bush Gardens.
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Did Lex Luther join Weight Watchers and buy a home gym?

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I bet she's got more grease between her legs than a drumstick in a bucket of KFC. Original recipe, of course.
 

No question he drinks protein powder concoctions. Douche
 

That is one skanky-ass skank though. Wrap it up, NaD.

AV
 

This guy may or may not be a douche but Obama Booey is genius
 

oh no!

it's worse than I thought!


Pfah's on steroids!
 

he couldn't resist anymore. the pull of the hotts was too much for him. he moved to vegas, joined a gym, turned orange and started hanging at Rehab......


who'd like to volunteer to console mrs. pfah?




oh the humanity.....
 

Notadouche. Probably a Marine back from a war zone, where he did snap wannabe terrordouchebags spines with his 1,000 yard stare.
 

Believe me when I tell you, BIG DOUCHE. He has been a douche for over ten years. I know this guy and I know what i'm talking about. If you see the movie "The Wrestler" he "plays" the steroid dealer in the gym locker room. Not much of a stretch for him.
 

@I R A

I was just coming here to make a similar comment: Enlarge the pic and look into this dude's eyes. Bag or not, his soul is dead and gone. I suspect Paola may be responsible.
 

Wasn't this ape beating on another ape with a femur in the opening sequence of 2001: A Space Odyssey?
 

I would say something.....^

back to shredding.
 

I've seen lab monkeys that didn't have this level of chemical enhancement. Obviously a 'roid hog and compulsive shaver (Dude, the Klingon forehead really isn't working for ya). While he may not intentionally be looking for 'bagdom, what those 'roids do to his scrotum will leave him as ill tempered as Cro'bagnon at a Mensa meeting. And that's nothing if not pure douche.

And yeah, chicky there will be gone almost as fast as his checkbook balance the minute he drops the drugs and begins looking human again.
 

newest rage in Vegas

sculpting snowmen of poo
 

There are no distinct accessories or affectations leading one to assume he engages in douchebag behavior. And let's face it: looking like a douche is a big part of being a douche.

Super-buff fitness freak? Probably. But that doesn't automatically mean he thinks he's the shizz, preens in the mirror for hours, and treats women like trash. He could read the Economist, play Scrabble once a week with his grandma, and volunteer at a fitness camp to help fat kids with their self esteem. Based on the picture, we just don't know for sure.

Actually, I think she is more of a douche than he...
 

this is the asymptote bag. he continually approaches the limits of normalcy but will never cross the threshold of douchedom.
 

@anon 12:42

Excellent observation, but beware: Much like mathematicians once assumed that Li(x) was always an overestimate for p(x), you may find that, much like Littlefield proved in 1914 for a very large number, the inequality switches. In this case, it would be analagous to pushing the bag past the asymptote.
 

pretty soon he won't be able to stick his 'roid needle into his skin because it'll be too thick and leathery.
 

And in honor of this discussion, I have changed my avatar to Li(x). Lick it, love it.
 

I've had my run in's with this breed before. For the record, STEROIDS COUNT for as much douchitude as even the most ridiculous douche-face/triple cross hat tilt combo. Guys like this live their lives around the hope that every time they take their shirts off (which is WAY more than necessary with ALL of them), some designer goggled frost top hott will come want to take a picture with them. The following hope is that the picture will lead into talks of how "great" she thinks he looks and when they can meet up with all his other meathead friends and discuss important global topics like preferred needle size and which year Arnold looked the best in competition. They have myspace/facebook/screenames like "n_10z" only because their first choice of "Mr. XXXtremepecs tinyshirvlsack1" was already taken. They hit on anything that moves and, in secret, are so self conscious that they cry at themselves in the mirror, right before injecting that needle full of "fuck yeeeaaahhh!!!!" into their tree trunk thigh.

But here's the kicker, ladies...steroided up muscle turns into FAT the SECOND they stop working out. Which is usually right after they are somehow suckered into a serious relationship. So that's how you can tell if this kind of guy is into you, girls...when he starts looking like Pizza the Hut and hasn't "hit the gym" in over a month. Congrats at that point...you snagged him!

I'm gonna go vomit about something else now.

-Wop
 

I give him a pass. The only really douchey thing about him is that he is a bit orange.
 

After a week and a half Terry came to the stark conclusion he really was an illiterate goon. When hair started sprouting of out his penis he knew then which head the Rogaine people were talking about.
 

Hey bleeth Lily Munster called, she said your hair looks like crap.
 

Douche. Just because I can't imagine him having a conversation about anything other than hotts, lifting, protein, and other topics dealing with himself. And cause she's so bleethy that he's douche by proximity.
 

If pumpy is a douche, he is a douche.

She is a dirty smelly hooker that has foot fungi
 

Well, he's not a douche if I had to say it to his face!!
 

Objectively, we can only give him a nottadouche pass based on the evidence here. While there is plenty of circumstantial evidence, there is no actual "crime" being committed to show douchitude. There are, again, the many indications that he is merely a minor smirk form tipping the scales FAR into full DB status, but based solely on the evidence here, nottadouche. But he is, of all things, in danger of catching bleeth coli or some other dangerous infwection form her...
 

Time is short:

Bag & Bleeth

Nuff said.
 

I was going to give him a pass, but the other comments convinced me: Douche By Association.
 

Damn, someone 'shopped my head onto some roasted 'roid junkie. I expect of the responsible parties to conduct themselves accordingly, or I'll call my mo... I mean, my lawyer.

I cry bag. I bet you 100:1 he's got a tribal armband on his left 'ceps. Also, anyone who's willing to expose himself to so much fake UV that he ends up resembling a roasted pig is pretty much self-explanatory. And if you set that skank's hair on fire, you'd smell plastic and chemicals, and then hear the sound of a popped balloon. That's her head.

Chupacabra - hilarious.
 

He is a roidbag. All roidbags are douche and scrote. They have pumped themselves up past the point of any usefulness. We all know strong guys that can lift a shitload in the gym. And none of them look like this guy. That is because his muscles are artificially pumped up from roids and a beach workout. There is a difference between a roidbag and a pro athlete. A pro athlete, like a football linebacker, RB, or a guy like LeBron James or Dwight Howard is jacked. You look at them, and they have chiseled hard muscles. That is because they work out really hard and they actually have to move to play a sport. The roidbag's muscles look like a balloon. They are comically rounded and look soft. The roidbag cannot move well and is a shitty athlete.

Anyone who would want to "inflate" like this instead of just lifting and having a natural, hard muscle chiseled look is definitely a bag.

Forgive me for that long ass rant.
 

Nottadouche. Yes body builders are creeps, but other than spending too much time in the gym, he's not doing anything douchy.

She's not hott. She forgot to warm up. And by warm up I mean boob job. The backstretch is no substitute for warming up.
 

I agree with others: nottadouche. To be fair, you gotta judge by what's evident in the photo, and not try to guess what latent scroteness might be hiding. Also: do we have any DNA cross-sampling that confirms this isn't Pumpy with an unusual expression? Also: she's an overBleethed 'baguette, but she's not really that hot.
 

Notta douche OR a roid'bag.

He's just a fireman, folks.

Lotsa what we call 'badge-bunnies' like to stop a guy like this and get a pic at beaches and pools.
 

Not that being a fireman automatically means you can't be a douche. Some guys are both but this one isn't. He's just hungover and shell shocked.
 

This guy looks like he only grunts and has no vocabulary to speak of.
 

^^
He's just a fireman, folks.

He should wear a suit next time he goes in, though.
 

it's all in the eyes. and his say I'm just a dude who happens to be muscular and tanned and decided to stop for a second (pose free) and snap a pic with this girlie.
 

Notta. No expression of "look at meee!" on his face, or for that matter, "lookit me next to her!"

and you can actually have a body like that and not roid out - much more work, though.

but wtf is with the ugly eyewear that hots are sporting these days?
 

Not a douche hes just a monster she however is a baguette
 

yeah, well...he is nottadouche.
Paola, however, may be a little bit douche...but she's also a hott. A lot hott, actually.
DB1 said it best "all sorts of wrong-for-you Hott"
For those of you who think she's not, I'll bet she could make you pop in your pants from ten feet away.
 

Skinny wimps who don't workout and would get their ass kicked by the Bleeth in this pic are crying "bag" in this post. Muscles don't equal douche. You nerds wish you had the heart to look 1/2 this strong.
 

-No ridiculous kissy face, or otherwise intentionally ridiculous expression. Admittedly, he doesn't look like he's capable of more than a dumb stare, but being dumb (whilst a requirement to meet 'bag status) isn't enough to make him a 'bag.
-No dumb tattoos. No bling. No giant CZ stud (in fact, no ear piercings, let alone any other visible ones at all).
-No stupid haircut. He is waxed/shaved, but that could be argued as being part of bodybuilding (which he's clearly into in a big way).
-No mugging pose for the camera.
-It's hard to be sure, but no tranny brow wax. Or tranny makeup for that matter.
-Plain shorts without a stupid belt, and actually worn without being slung around his knees (there's a reason it's called a waist measurement).
-Not wearing a shirt, but doing so in a socially appropriate context - he's at a pool (a douche would be pulling up his shirt and pointing at his abs at a funeral).
-Overly tanned, but it could be argued that is a requirement of bodybuilding (contests). You can't turn a tan off when you don't need it.
-Fan of chemistry. However, it appears that he's using for professional/sporting reasons rather than for pure vanity. He's big and cut, which means he's putting some serious work into it, and that he knows how to use drugs properly.

The interesting part about this photo is that apart from the fact that he's standing next to her, he doesn't actually appear to be particularly interested in her. He's not looking at her, and his body is at 90° to hers - he's just not interested. For her part, she doesn't seem to be interested in him beyond him being something to pose against - she's using him as a railing. I don't get an explicitly gay vibe, but there's sure as hell no interest on his part (and being gay is almost always an antibag).
 

She's a lot Bleethier than he is Beefier.

I'll have a Beefeater to that.

Nottadouche...yet.
 

David,

I have spent much of my life surrounded by athletes. Real athletes, not gym mutants. I doubt you could convincingly explain to me how "heart" is synonomous with "looking strong".

Rex
 

Looks like they shaved and dyed a gorilla orange
 

I'm looking at two things
1) The pants. Simple, clearance rack JC Penny cargo shorts

2) The face. No smug sense of grandeur.

He may have spent too much time tanning, but I would give him a pass.
 

With no doubt, a douche. One of the key characteristics of the douche is the vanity as well as time spent on one's looks (even if it is to only look like you just rolled out of bed). And with the 'roids in full effect, there is no doubt that this is douche we are seeing.
 

@David 4:33pm

If heart = Steroids, then your comment would make sense.

If some of you muscle heads had 1/2 the heart it takes to read a few books, finish college, and get a job that won't be swallowed up by this recession; then you wouldn't have to worry about the premature death rate, shriveled scrotes, and melanoma that's currently staring at the blank expression of your future.

... but thanks for playing.
 

I give this dude a pitiful pass. He'll be dead in a few years, and I pine for his family's impending search for a casket big enough to house his colossal carcass.
 

@douchetoevsky, 12:10 p.m. -

Pfah shaved????? Well, now we can send him after Tony Little for a Little asskicking. Let's see Tony remove that ponytail from his arsehole.....
 

@anon, 12:42 p.m. -

Ahhhhh, the "Asympscrote." I'm sure that with Mr. White's help (or mine if I could remember my math well enough to do so), DB1 can write up this classification for his next book.

Honestly, though, I wouldn't label him "douche" just for being huge. If there were an entitled smirk on his face, maybe. If I observed him in person acting like an ass, then yes for sure.

But without any obvious indicators (tribal tatts, gaudy bling, hat tilt, etc.) I'll give him a tentative pass. I mean, yeah, he's at Rehab, but he could be there having innocently thought "There's lots of hot chicks there" without knowing what a bleeth was before making the trip.

But he should know it now.
 

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This guy is a rat face killer cunt bag douche, which is worse than a douche bag. Shaved chest and arms (I assume his balls are shaved also), roiding out of control, super tan...all signs he is trying harder than the skank smoking a cigarette, no boobs and skanky ass. Mcdouchernator BAGS!!!
 

Pass! And flat chicks rock!
 

That looks like Hypersexualgurl and her sweety to me :)
 

okay i deleted my previous post, because i feel that i need to be more elaborate on my reasoning.

pool in the back. bag.

okay that wasn't very elaborate either but i'm just being safe here. i mean, people can be caught off guard and end up looking more human than they usually are at any given time. even HJBB&D looked a bit insecure when he was sitting back in the pool - so insecure i might've been fooled about what kinda guy he is if i didn't know better. that's why i choose to err on the side of, er, douche, if you will.
 

Mark was greatful that the testicle graft took to his scalp after the horrendous gerbil-anus fire incident but he rebelled against the merkin wig.
 

Nottadouche. Just a normal guy trying
to keep a douchebag girlfriend.
 

He's a douche.

Evidence:

1. He's a roid monster. They are by definition, douchebags because of the complete self-absoption.
2. He has shaved ALL the hair off his body. Eeeew. Ick. Lemme guess, he stars in cheezee porn movies.
3. His GF is so bleethed out, I swear to Jebus's pee, her very gaze could turn a sweet and playful 4 year old child into a pack of Pall Mall non-filters.

He's bag. Tag 'em Dano.
 

can you really be that over-developed and not be a douche? isn't that level of self-obsession the real source of all douchedom?

he may not be an obnoxious make-you-want-to-pull-your-own-teeth-out-with-rusty-pliers douche, but he looks like the love child of mr. clean and a "burnt sienna" crayola crayon.

douche.
 

According to most of these comments if you have big muscles you def. take 'roids?
 

Him:nottadouche. In fact I'm willing these pool picture at Rehab shenanigans are all her idea.

Her: An anthropomorphic hepatitis c culture with damaged hair and a Claire's Boutique gift card. Man she's nasty. My penis yelped and is currently hiding behind my left ear. It's okay, boy. See, I put the comment box over the bad lady. Don't be afraid.
 

anon 10:10pm

no. furthermore, we believe mark mcgwire and sammy sosa just worked out extra hard.

and we pray to jose canseco every night.

muscles the size of rabid gorilla's are totally natural. i can't believe babe ruth and roger maris never thought of 'naturally' building their physiques to improve their stats either.

it takes every bit as much hard work to sculpt a faux hawk as it does to take 50 power shakes a day while lifting a bunch of iron.

douche is a douche is a douche. if you wish to work harder at it than others, go ahead. we will mock.
 

Ok I may not be the greatest hunter out there... but is that Pumpy? There is a little resemblance at least isn't there?
 

I wish SHE had HIS tits!
 

David said...

You nerds wish you had the heart to look 1/2 this strong.

Nice unconscious word choice, David: look instead of be strong. As most people know, 'roidy muscles do not = strength. And 'roid 'bags would get their pussy whopped by any circus strongman in a leopard leotard.
 

Frankendouche here has roided his nads into non-existence, therefore due to his lack of scrote, no sac=no bag.

Succubus bleeth is in moob envy turmoil.
 

He looks like a mutant cross pollination of Kelly Slater and Goldberg. That's freaky. That's douche. Tag him and bag him.
 

I just think that he has the glow. He's only in stage one.
 

Thought I did that Hot Chicks with Douchebags this site was. She a hot chick is not. Styled her hair was by Chewbacca.
 

This guy deserves a pass. Even though he probably takes his shirt off at the drop of a hat, he IS at a pool in this pic.He could very well be a 'bag, but this pic doesn't prove it.
I think the skank paid him to pose.

For now, I declare him "Not a 'bag"
 

To this point, all of the people wishing to tag this guy have referred to criteria which is assumed, and not evident in the photo - roids, self-absorbed (because he uses roids), etc. Closest thing is that he appears to shave his body...which could be enough...
 

He's one of the lesser species of Douchebags: The Gym Bag. Hey, could be worse.
 

hahhahhahaa @ Gym Bag

DarkSock FTW. David FTDB. Muscles = Heart FTLOL.

The ONLY thing that could save this guy from total doucheness is if he actually is a fireman. I give firemen props for doing what they do everyday. But c'mon...you don't get that big without roids, kids.

-Wop
 

@ Anonymous 10:10 p.m.:

-If you have muscles THAT big, you take 'roids. End of story.
 

despite the lack of normal douche paraphernalia, howcouldhebeanything butabag?
 

yeah. i thought it was that guy from the wrestler. i dont know about his "supplement" intake. but he reeled off those lines about roids like a champ. ha. i saw an interview with mickey rourke where apparently him and the director darren aronofsky saw the dude in a club and asked him to play that part. now he has a few more roles in the bag. so for those who have douche-verification, you may want to send your hate mail to fox searchlight. haha.
 

Why are we even debating this? He is at REHAB, with a two-toned OC skank accessory. And a shaved chest. And looks like a T-bone. I dub thee -- T-bone Douche
 

Nottabag. Drooling, cromagnon, haflwit, hormone-laden, roid-raging, empty-headed human skidmark, yes.

And for her, Labret piercing + giant glasses + haystack hair + cigarette + trying hard to tuck her blown-out asshole back into her bikini equals me beating her face into a bloody puddle with a fire extingusher. She is all that is wrong with woman. So it is little mystery why she chooses him, his shrunken 'nads and vacuous personality cannot eclipse her bleethiness.

Please, someone flush the diarrhea puddle that is Rehab back into the bowels of hell from whence it was shat.
 

That is a tough one. As you pointed out, no silly facial expression, no bling or other artificats of doucheness, no hand gestures. One did say he gets an auto douche because he is at Rehab.
 

What happened to Pumpy's hair?
 

It's Kratos on holiday!
 

He's a bag, because he takes the time to shave his entire body. Too self involved.
 

Medusa Oblongata said...
(...) me beating her face into a bloody puddle with a fire extingusher.


An Irreversible reference? Yummy.
 

@ Pencil Doucher ^

Wow...I had never heard of it! But after after watcing the clip I know I must...forearm-snapping, near sodomy stopped by a facial crushing with a fire extinguisher? Wow, this'll be great for Saturday date-night!
 

Way too pumped, but nottadouche. Her, on the other hand.... the bigger the hoops, the bigger the ho'.
 

nottadouche. She's bleethcessorizing him.

--VS
 

Anyone who spends that much time on their muscles and tan is a douche. Case closed.
 

come on. Look at him. Maybe just because of the work put in to looking like a gargoyle he should pass.
 

She's a scuzzlewhore fart waffler. He is Boris Karloff mummadouche in '01 Abercrombie shorts.
http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages01/mmy_007BorisKarloff.jpg
 

@ Medusa

It's a nice little French flick that's stirred quite a hubbub over here in Europe. I remember it as being laden with that staple Frog quasi-philosophical noodling, but it's interestingly structured, and there are two unforgettable scenes. Grab a bowl of popcorn and prepare to have your cock call either quenched or aroused, depending on your preferences.
 

He's flexing for the picture. He looks confused.
Douche. Douche. Douche. Douche. Douche. Douche. Douche. Douche. Douche. Douche. Douche. Douche. Douche.
 

Just because he is buffer and gets more ass than most visitors on this site doesn't make him a douche.
 

^^^Well said Anonymous. It's not the fact that he is buffer and gets mroe ass than most visitors on this site that makes him a douche. It's his roided up, shaven caveman style that makes him a douche. I'm very glad you pointed that out.

-Wop
 

more retarded? Probably. Shriveled testicles? most likely. Vague resemblence to Mr. Clean - definitely. Aura of douche - nope; notice the lack of orange, gestures, accessories and nondouche look on his face.
 

Douche. W/out a doubt. Two words: Man tits.

And her Gucci rip-off shades ain't helpin' matters none!
 

Nah...not a douche...just a big fucker!
 

this guy looks ok to me i think he was trying to say something in the pic like get this ugly ass bitch away from me it dont look to me like she is anything to him she trying to pose on him so he goes to the gym that makes him a bad guy?im no one to judge anyone and im sure if i had a pic up of myself a lot of you would make fun of me and sure it goes the same for all of you so you want to hate on someone for what im not sure but i would not call this guy a douche and i for sure would not do it to his face would you and if you say yes your a liar and why would you what did he do to you?
 

in no way a bag at all