Stage 2 and constipated to boot; sucks to be him.
 

while Derrick Jeter clone here is most definately a douche, I'm gonna hafta disagree with ya on the sport coat douche labeling. I frequently wear a sport coat out in the evening & at times with a simple t-shirt... it can add a little touch of class to an otherwise way to casual Southern Cal. while a coat may be draped upon an otherwise scrotey douche, the coat does not the douche make

however, I could be wrong, though I've long considered myself more of a chump than a douche
 

like your blog!
 

But creature, is your t-shirt an Ed Hardy piece of shit? Probably not.

Good call on the Jeter look, but that's if Jeter's trying to be a Federbag.
 

That look on his face combined with the stressed head tilt comes from having a dry knotted stick pulled from your asshole; one of pain mixed with anticipated relief.

Her forced smile and unhappy faraway eyes comes from being forced to pose for pay in the presence of poo. Shoulda finished community college, Shoog.
 

Looking forward to seeing this PTP Hott in the no doubt forthcoming YouPorn vid.
 

this 'bag has all the earmarks

hat askew? check
facial pubes? check
jesus bling? check
kissie face? close enough-check

and something i'd like to call the UWT (ubiquitous white tshirt) cousin to the URC

and hottie boobie is indeed PTP whether at the club or with him the whole night. she grimaces because she smells poo
 

That has got to be the most forced smile I've ever seen from a hott. Is she saved from trashy porn star status by the fact that you can almost feel the loathing she has for this scrote gargler?
 

Little boy blew; he needed the money.
 

(Blazer + ballcap) + (worn together) = DOUCHE
 

To clarify, a blazer should NOT be worn over a t shirt, a blazer should not be worn with light colored jeans, a blazer should NEVER be worn with a fucking ballcap and a sportcoat collar should not be popped. This guy is a choadwank.

Your welcome.

-Parker Lewis Cant Douche
 

See, this is what is wrong with America. Hard-working, fashion-police fearing people like me are home alone eating microwaved chicken nuggets and BBQ sauce (this may or not be a euphemism for masturbation) while choadwanks like him are out there somewhere, pressing against pink satin boobies. Where are MY pink satin boobies? Sure, sure, I could put on that bustier myself and look at pink satin boobies all day, but it's just not the same when they're your own.

Still though, even if this guy put on a button-down shirt with a collar and tie under that jacket, it's still a BABY BLUE jacket. With poofed sleeves. The inner essence of the douche is always revealed on the outside.

Hey, it's after 5 pm on the East coast. Time to start drinkin'.
 

I just finished off a CPK Chicken pizza and dipped the crust in ranch dressing (this, too, may or not be a euphemism for masturbation).


If Christian Slater took a shit after a huge Margaritas and Mexican food feast and it came to life it would like this mega-dickface-asshole.

And look at that shitty chin pube if that's even what it is. It may be the leftover shit droppings of Plinky's mom's dog's grateful ass after this douche tossed salad on it's little doggie brown eye.


This guy brings the rage. I haven't had it for a while.
 

why does this doucheface look like it's been injected with massive amounts of collagen?? could it be so??
 

perhaps he was merely stung by a bee
 

i think ive seen her take it from behind before.
 

she's fantastic in a gutter slut skanky she-devil turn me on sort of way. I want to put on my Bono outfit and get busy with her bushel basket
 

@Vin Douchal

This guy makes me angrier than most douches on here, too. I think it's that as the photo was snapped he was in the middle of some ebonics spattered tirade about how great it is to be him. We can only hope that afterwards the PTP pink boobs punched him in the back of the neck.
 

note the matching powder blue BOSTON RED SAWK cap.....



douche is as douche does......
 

The fact that he's wearing a designer cap of my beloved ball club also enrages me to no end. If I saw him on the street I would run him down with my Harley and burn one on his rubber face.
 

@IdahoHottPotato: I could put on that bustier myself and look at pink satin boobies all day, but it's just not the same when they're your own.

Yeah, tell me about it. tsk.
 

Much as I'd like to assume that a scrote like this would favor the logo of the hated Red Sox, that is in fact a Brooklyn Dodgers cap. Which still doesn't make it right.
 

@ douchetoevsky, dude, buddy, fellow hunter....C,mon ...


That is not the cap of my beloved Red Sawx. It's a UCLA Bruins cap. He's from the area so the powder blue ensemble was probably an easy find.

His smug expresion , however , is the result of swallowing loads from the openly gay fraternity "Cumma Cumma Lotta" at The West Hollywood Hair and Makeup Institute open house/mixer.



Not that there's anything wrong with that





@ Mr Sidetable ... choose your battles wisely
 

@IdahoHott and Vin -

You two are talking about "euphemisms for masturbation" as though spanking it is a bad thing.....





>tink tink tink<

Hello? Is this thing on?
 

@ Wheezer

Nice to see you're "tapping your microphone."

And now I shall go back to "licking my pudding cup."

What? I'm actually eating some pudding. Sickos.
 

Douchebag: i'm an accomplished accountant! women like me because i'm a risk taker! i'ma take some major risks, so i'm gonna sell all my stocks!

Bleeth: wow baby that is so sexy!

*Douchebag takes off his patented Southern California Business Blazer (TM) and the rest of his clothes and pounces on the bleeth*

the above routine would make a highly enlightening porn flick.
 

The girl is Keri Sable, a former pr0nstar
 

@vin-

sorry, it was intended more as a jab at the Boston Bag aka Douche Vader.....




but apparently, he doesn't arrive before midnight.....
 

Looks like he's given one to many joints a blowjob if you get my drift. Hell I know asians who would tell this mf to "open you eyes".

Fauxlex, 10 degree, pawing a plasticine fake um er ho...ok chop her head off and place it neatly in a hefty bag and I'll call her a hott. Otherwise I gotta say "rah rah rah" like a baby harpy eagle might. Mmmm boobies and butterflies.
 

She's got the butterfly tatt on top her right ov'-spot next to her barely-there black skanky-pants.

Cute.

Hot-pink satin boobies but no other exciting jewelry I can see but a RING on well-manicured nails, and makeup and lightened hair and teeth (yes, teeth are the hot lightened spot these days).

Tempered and groomed but not heavily adorned.

Maybe, just maybe, she isn't so Bleethy, without the bling. Oh, well, I guess boobies are blingy and Bleethy when displayed like that.

He, on the other hand, is a VERY REPULSIVE-FACED male. That, or he's posing for his driver's license photo. Ewwwwwwww!!!Truly smackable, perhaps lightly, with a greasy piece of pizza carton.
 

@ notadouche

Another displaced member of RS Nation?

Willowbrook? How in HELL did you end up there. My educated guess would be your either a social worker or a teacher.

Either way you have to be a badass in that part of town.
 

WTF?

http://www.youtube.com/greygoose
 

First off he is a poser BdB

Take the hat off we don't accept your kind here

Secondly, You're not a BdB if you buy your blazer from a homeless guy and your Rolex on Canal St.

To the blonde smoke show is that butterfly tattoo a scratch + sniff?

GO CARDINALS!
 

Steelers World Champions!
 

Steelers Fellate
 

DBuno

this picture is an atrocity. This guy should be in the monthly.

Who the hell cares about some little asian loser or the rocker punk guy or any of those other freaks that keep getting nominated. This guy is a huge douche and that girl so so hot
 

i agree with anon above, this scrote's facial expression alone is enough to get him into at least a weekly
 

That's one of the most punchable faces I've ever seen. He may as well have the Ringworm's bullseye on his face for all of it's "whallop me" screaming.
 

The model's name is Sara Balint
http://canada.beforelastcall.com/intouch/145/sara_balint.html