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Look at it this way A, tricking out his beard will leave him less time to fondle 12 year-old girls. Unless, of course, you're still 12 years old.

Then I guess it's a wash.
 

speaking of beards, i miss pfah and his beard. sigh.

looks like crobagnon got the chin-strap extension kit for the goatee saver.
 

@ bcs

We could ask Darksock to pose as pfah until pfah actually comes back. IF he comes back.??
 

Cro 'Bagnon will be the topic of Katy Perry's next number one hit,"I kissed a rumpled ass-face and I hated it"
 

nice rack!
 

I want to come back as a red bead necklace!
 

It speaks?
 

Pfah dropped by on Saturday and said he would be back here today - full force.

I guess Pfah's IT person wasn't AS impressed with his fellatio skills as his poor dog normally is.
 

Chin pubes... hmmm, attractive they never are.

Strong is the dark side with chin pubes.
 

Happy birthday to me!
 

Tell him he will get no where near your pussy if he decides to make his face look like one.

If that doesn't work, well there are relatively quite cordless razors that could do the trick in the dead of night. Girlfriends shouldn't let their boyfriends look like douches. It is that same reason why I smack mine every time he talks about dying his hair orange. ORANGE LIKE CRO 'BAGNON'S SHIRT NO LESS.
 

Is that pornstar Alexis Texas? Sorta looks like her.
 

Horrorshow groodies !!!!
 

No, I just doublechecked....not her. I retract my querry.
 

Cro 'Bagnon looks like a giant tree stump!!
 

Cro 'Bagnon's taste in women is incredible.
 

Cro 'Bagnon almost looks normal here. Boobs make me happy.
 

When he hits 40 and his metabolism hits the brakes, he's going to become the biggest fucking lardass in Brooklyn.
 

damn you cro bagnon you humpty son of a bitch. those boobs are so lovely and then you ahve to go sticking your ass head face in the picture.

she is like halo angels fraternal sorority twin
 

This sounds like a job for...GOATEE SAVER!!!!!
 

tits are great...face is busted..and please stop nursing your captain and coke all the ice has already melted
 

A,
Your signifcant other sounds like a douchebag to me. Enjoy the soul patch that will be on his face by the end of the week.

Ashfish,
You may be dating a 'bag and be in denial.
 

For what is the difference between "looking like a douchebag" and being a douchebag?
 

Nice photo! And by photo I mean boobies.
 

That is the kind of cleavage that just screams "I can't stay out past 10 on weeknights? Well take that Daddy!"
 

them tits are all bra. and no I don't mean BRA! BRO! Broheim! I mean that she ain't nothin to write home about.

But anyway, I'd like to pose a question....is having a stupid looking mustache for the sake of comedy considered douchbagish? cuz now and again, I like to have a big dumb mustache. y'now....for shits and giggles. what do you guys think?
 

She looks like the modern version of a
Yakshi , the ancient goddesses of bounty and fertility from India.

I really want to be a red bead right now. Or maybe a straw.
 

Yo! Bagnon... Why don't you hop on your woolly mammoth, ride back to your cave and get yourself a real sharp piece of flint and shave that ridiculous thing off! And please keep your damn hands off the humans!!!!! Evolution is suffering because of your constant effort to interact with us damn it...
 

Nice boobbie theme today :)
 

@scrotisserie gold --

Check this out:
http://hipsterhunter.com/XXVI.html

Any questions?

Facial hair is a key battleground in the slog of the culture war:

Too manicured and you're a douche.

Too wild and you're a hipster.

The trick is finding something somewhere in the middle.
 

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And I meant to say check out hipster #257 on the referenced page.

Sorry.
 

@IdahoHottPotato
I'd do Yakshi fo sho! Just look at those hips, tits, and ass (especially that ass)! I don't care if she IS a 2000 year old statue. She'll still move around more than some of the girls I've dated recently.
 

@scrotisserie gold
As 'staches aren't really in fashion these days (ie, being worn SOLELY for the purpose of trying to look like everyone else/getting chicks attention), and ESPECIALLY if you are wearing them because they are goddamn hilarious, then 'stache on. I am currently wearing a beard (always do during winter), but I cannot WAIT for spring so that I can shave it and leave the mutton chop side burns. Imagine, if you will, a bald guy with mutton chops as his only facial hair. Oh yeah. I start cackling just thinking about it.
 

The important thing to remember is that it's not the size of the anal beads but the length and number you can shove up your ass that counts. Extra kudos for wearing them as a necklace.
 

Cro'Bagnon has really gone to hell. He looks like a Stay-Puft Dingleberry.

A,

Prevent your man from going to the manscaping darkside by any means necessary. All it takes is one cell phone picture of you next to his sculpted face/ass and you could wind up on the wrong side of this blog, and we'd hate for that to happen to someone as obviously astute and intelligent as yourself. Take up a slogan if need be:

"Pussies that manscape will never touch mine!"

Save that man, girl.
 

i think A's predicament is a problem best left to the bag huntresses of HCwDB to solve. communicating fashion sense into a man is generally a tricky affair, because men are not supposed to have any fashion sense to start with. take it from me. i'm a lowly construction worker who gets my hands dirty every day.

so i shall just focus on Cro Bagnon. he looks like he's gonna collapse under the weight of his meat. get outta there before you're crushed, hottie!
 

Oh, I like where you're going with this Steve.

I think that a better, more refined, (read sneaky) tactic needs to be employed. This needs to be done when you have a reason to be sappy (valentines day is right around the corner...). You should offer to either a) get him a shave at a barber shop, tell the barber what YOU think needs to be done with his facial hair, or b) if you trust yourself enough offer to shave his face for him as a kind of bonding/tender moment. If he starts to be an ass about it just start tearing up and say its something you've always wanted to do and think it's really sweet.
 

pfah is blowin his IT guy's dog? WTF?
 

Look "A", here's what you do:

1) buy him a goatee saver
2) get a brick
3) write two scornful words in your lipstick on a piece of paper
4) Wrap the goatee saver in the paper
5) Tie the wrapped goatee saver to the brick
6) Throw it through his window
7) Drive your "A" outta town and don't look back.

--VS
 

Oh My God! like the 2nd pair of, you know, like Hostess Snow Balls today! they're, like totally awesome! I would, like you know, totally nosh on them thar mounds of coconut & sponge cake delight!


uh yeah, cuz you know, like creatures can you know totally mack down on snow balls all day... KNAWhawessayin?


sssssslllllurrrrpppp!
 

Sounds like a person in need of a Goatee Saver!

Huh? Huh? Yeah? Anybody? This thing on?
Pbbt, you know it's funny.
 

what are you gonna lock every thread i try and speak in Jay Louis?
 

you could just ask me politely to stop posting and we could go from there instead of locking all your threads and deleting all my posts
 

Aww BVG already mentioned the Goatee Saver. Damn, I should probably read the posts before I decide to spout off.
 

But could you imagine the face mask it would take to invent the Chinstrap Saver?
 

Cro Bag is turning into a pumpkin.... a big goddamn gigantastic fucken pumpkin full of poo!


please someone carve a scary face in it's belly
 

DB1, I respectfully move we institute a house rule mandating that chicks who write in with questions about their boyfriends also send in pics of themselves.

Just sayin'.
 

^^^ wow you guys say im bad but this guy makes a whole profile about me ...thats cute (all you do is fuel my fire)
 

Angry AND boring. Impressive.
 

Some people are so full of themselves they'd rather talk about themselves instead of just commenting on the photos posted by the owner of this site.

Those people are ultimately boring.

But the titties with red beads are very interesting. And the chick who wrote in should just ditch her douchey boyfriend and find another. The world is swimming with men. A woman just cannot really make a man do what needs to be done. She is wasting her valuable energy.
 

This neanderthal monstrosity actually peeled off Arnold Schwarzenegger's face and pasted it over his massive puss.

And when I say puss, I mean...

Holy beaded necklace!!
 

Yes warn your boyfriend about the chin griming douche techniques.
 

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Dude in the photo looks like he just ate a whole sea lion. I swear I see whiskers sticking out of his mouth.

Has anyone else noticed blondie's suck-u-lent boobs?


Just wonderin'.
 

I've had a chin strap and goatee for the past five years, so am I just now a douchebag/smelly scrotemunch, or have I been one the entire five years?
 

Your fucked your signaificant other is a cave man.. Take your shoes off and make babies allready
 

This is what happens when you do steroids and don't workout.