Well Merry Christmas to me!
 

there's about 1 hott in there. 2 if i'm feeling generous.

you become stingy like that if you surf HCwDB too much. like me.

oh and where's Fratpunk? uh i got nothin'.
 

Hey, that's my old apartment! Second from the right wants me, I can see it in her eyes and the not-so-reluctant pose with her hand on her hip. Second from the left is holding in a steaming hot lunch of chicken a la king. "Jessica - Where's your bathr...oh my god!!"
 

I would purchase a lifetime subscription to US magazine in the hopes that one of my issues came into contact with the cousin of a friend of this homeowner's US magazine which graced the same room where that leggy brunette once stood...
 

I'll take a number one, a number 6 and a number 7, to go, please.
 

That is some funny shit. The perfect placement of waldouche in the lower left corner.
 

Wow, the last time I saw meat packaged like this it was at a Southern Flea Market and it still had antlers on it.
 

This is why we fight, men.

Fuck Fung.
 

i dunno what it is about the big hotts that DB1 finds, but there is something about them that makes me want to put it in their poopers. although tall, lithe, and willow brunette on the end makes my brain go "wawawawawawawa"
 

Creatures love them some big fleshy white asses... I'm talking to you 2nd, 3rd & 5th from lft to rght! just the right thing to wind up & smack with a yellow pages. lovely ass pear in the middle & a tall drink of water 2nd from the rght.

what's wrong with these fratdouches? if there were a Creature in the room it would be playing circus seal!
 

Dayum! While I am not an ass man, strictly speaking, I still want to start at the left and whack ass 'til my hand falls off, then have it surgically reattached, move one to the right, and repeat.

And while on the subject of ass, here.
 

@douchelexic

There ain't nothin' wrong with a little thunder in the thighs.

Semi-relatedly, I was watching an episode of The Cleaner yesterday that featured a girl who turned bulemic after a sorority house hazing ritual called "Hogs and Heifers," during which the pledges stood on stage while other sorori-whores and assorted frat-douches horribly criticized their bodies.

Not that I'm saying that's what's happening here or anything...
 

God, I hate pictures like this. First off, he should be pooed on for trying to get in this picture.

Second 1) these ladies NEED to buy better underwear, 2) need to learn how to wear guarder belts, and 3) could probably use some paper bags over their heads. Its not because they're particularly ugly or anything, they just don't have any idea of how to look sexy besides sticking their asses out. That in and of itself isn't overtly sexy. Common guys. If you're gonna put on a show, don't be a cock tease, just go for it. You're ALREADY parading around in your underwear you don't have a whole lot else to lose.
 

@ ash

that's true. I mean, they've already lost their self respect, the respect of others, their self esteem, and with the exception of the 2nd from the left and third from the right, they've probably also lost the last meal they ate. cuz hey, it's a great way to lose pounds before a show.
 

Lookit, Larry the Cable Guy right there. "Git R Done", fat boy.
 

While I'm not complaining about the amount of gluteii I'm ogling, I agree that they could buy something a little bit classier. For example, instead of going to Fredericks of Hollywood try Victoria's Secret.

I like nice butts and I can not lie, all you muthaf***ers can't deny!

That IS Roger Clemens at lower left, isn't it? He's not only a douche, but he takes roids too.
 

I ain't gonna make no Asskin Robbins and 31 flavors jokes ...

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

I foresee 7 "pee in her butt" jokes from Mr. - nevermid.

- - - - - - - - ---------------

There's more wiggle and jiggle in that room than a breast implant manufacturer during an earthquake measuring 8 on the Richter Scale.
 

Heh.. Masengil beat me to it..
i'll take a # 2,4, and 6 with a side of #7ass to go..
 

Plinky is in the back polishing off the left over mamosas by pouring them all into his Homer Simpson beer mug.

The funny thing is he's impervious to the young nubile asses being stuck out/posed as he just wrapped up a heavy session with Pfah's mom and he's AFO ( All Fucked Out).
 

@ Vin Douchal

Dude, it would be a Peter Griffin beer mug. Homer's cool and all, but...



And hey dude, we gotta stop the 'yo momma' jokes. I've been reprimanded. It's old. Get over it. Not funny.


Now if you'll exuse me I have to go to the Samurai Scrote thread and see if we can get that baby up to 10,000 posts because those are ALL fresh...
 

@ douchelexic

You can read minds???
 

@Ashfish 11:43

While they're learning how to wear them, maybe you can learn how to spell them?

hint:
It's "garter"
 

Ah yes, I see that the selection at the Trailer Trash Ranch is still top notch.
 

@ plinky at 11:50

By pee I would mean jizz. I have just enough for the seven of them, and would then administer a Dirty Sanchez to an appreciative t-sip douchebag at lower left. You just get the impression by the smirk that he'd think that was "fuckin' hot" even if I guy did it with his dick.
 

I like "guarder better", 'cause the conquest is sweeter if it puts up a fight!
 

you might be a waldouche if the party you are going to is packed with chicks (some hott, some nott, some extra chunky) wearing lingerie and you wear an organde f&*king ping cap.

Oh and the one on the left is a guy.
 

@ plinky

that's prison talk for ya... probably evoked some fond memories
 

@ BillDouchiest

Hey I know what it's like, I'm looking for paintwork myself.
 

and the word was ORANGE...
 

1. Ashfish is right 100%.

2. Mr. White is also correct. I'd rather have a little extra flank steak than more rib bone.

3. I'd pee in ALL their butts.


Merry Christmas indeed.


Walwho?
 

You might be a Redneck if...

you convince all your sisters to pose in their best neg-lay-jhay and you sell the pictures to your Uncle for a case of Milwaukee's Best and one of them there singin' fish.

{{Hit the laughtrack}}
 

Anon 12:03,

Go fuck yourself

As for the picture, looks to me like the girls softball team decided to doll it up for a night. Either softball or basketball.

Good thing they're next to the kitchen though, so they can get a paper towel to wipe off that butter.
Cause they're all BUT-HER-FACEs!
Damn I'm good.
 

@ Archidoucheis 12:21

probably the softball team. the basketball girls i've seen when i was in high school had nothing if not athletically well-toned bodies.

oh baby... almost makes me wanna go back to university. if i can stand another year of school and frat-douches...
 

Steve, I've always preferred Volleyball Girls
 

As I was going to St Ives,
I met a Waldouche with seven wives
Each wife had seven cracks,
Each crack had seven asses,
Each ass had seven tits.
Tits, asses, cracks and wives,
How many were going to St Ives?
 

@Anon 12:03

Oh goodness, the grammar police are out to bust me! I'm shaking in my little high heels. I'm sorry my typo offended you, but I am actually trying to work while I browse this site. Sometimes the wrong spelling of the word gets used because my job is just a little more important than posting on here, but just a little.

In any event, my point still stands. You're attempting to use a straw man to deflect from my argument. Either you have a rebuttal or you don't. If you cannot address the points that I have laid out in my previous post, do not bother to respond to me. I don't need anymore hot air blown up my skirt by people who can only think of "duurrr you misspelled a word" to try and discredit my argument. I eat lame attempts at debates like that for breakfast.

Did I offend one of your sisters or something? Or do you actually bang one of those things in this picture? Even better would be that you are one of the girls in the picture.

I second Archidoucheis, go fuck yourself.
 

I didn't know American Truck Driving Institute HAD fraternities--but thankfully they do because this picture would have just been so incomplete with just hott's in it.

I mean I don't know if I could even LOOK at a picture of Hott #6 without Spawn of Larry the Cable Guy's mug in the bottom of the frame.
 

I've always preferred the girls at my college.

I'm calling bullshit on the frat douche moniker. If this guy is a douche, we're all douches. No fake tan, no brow waxing, no fucked up hair. The poor college kid just wants a sniff.

And he will, because #2 has a whole lot of backyard to wipe.
 

Hmmm, there are numerous misspellings all the time on these threads, the most glaring being "masterbating" when it should be masturbating. Guarder for garter? Ha ha, that's just funny as hell. Guarder implies maybe, a chastity belt!!!

Order of the Garter in the British ranks, garter snake. We see that word a lot. Garter belt.

Misspelling isn't grammar, it's misspelling. Grammar is usage. We aren't grammar police. We're contributo(e)rs who are probably more widely read than average, and older, too, because we've already seen all those words numerous times in our lives and the spelling is old hat with us.

Also, if one says gar'Ter, there is a distinct T sound, but to say guarDer makes it a D sound, so that is also a clue to where you live or pronounce in your dialect.

It's a sidelight to posting on blogs when people make both spelling and usage errors. Sort of like folk humor.

LOL LOL LOL
 

Look at the ass popping out on 3rd from the right though. My butterface joke still stands.
 

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And with a loud crack from Larry's starter pistol the 3rd annual Mudhorn competition began in earnest.
 

This looks like the grand finale for www.doodie.com.

The "I'd pee in her butt" guy is recovering from dehydration at the hospital because of these girls.
 

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Samurai Scrote just gave me a secret message for all of humanity when I clicked to his blog:

bX-v1kjbs


Now if someone can translate we can end hunger and wars worldwide.
 

From Left to Right:

#1 The finger up to your mouth as to say, "I've been bad, very, Very, VERRRRY BAD" works for me, EVERRRRY TIME!!

#2 Holy Jeebus, your rump-shaker has twice the real estate of #1!! I'd still hit it; but that's not saying anything.... 'cause I'd fuck a snake if you held his head.

#3 Princess, heck, I've done worse.

#4 Honey, you wait there, I'm calling my wife and telling her to get the hell out of that big fucking house I built her. What color do you want the walls painted. Good Lord you are fine!!

#5 Meh

#6 Yikes, I am going to spend some "ME" time looking at your picture, Grrrrrrr!!!!!!

#7 I'm sure you will make a good stripper when you get "bigger".

ASvB
 

@ Anon 12:03

Don't go fuck yourself, instead, bury yourself up to the neck next to an ant mound, and if you have any friends, have them pour honey over your head.

Good day sir,

ASvB
 

My Aunt's name is Marce. Is that you Aunt Marce, trolling the douche boards?
 

Thank you, DB1. Thank you.

I would like to make love to third one from the right in the missionary position after courting her for an appropriate period of time.
 

I'd like to rub #5 in oil and massage her with my schlong
 

Nope, can't find 'em. Too many sexy legs in that photo for me to notice anything else.....well, other than those nice asses and cute faces.
 

Appropriate period of time is 2 minutes for the mule you're riding.
 

Looks like an all-you-can-eat butt-fet. I brought my lobster bib, a dish of butter and seven wetnaps. Let's do this thing.
 

@CeeGee

You mean like, "Hey gurl wat yo name iz?! Come take a ride on my luv machin' bebe!". Which means: There's a closet over here, let's play hide and go fuck each other.
 

Are we all counting left to right unless otherwise stated? I just want to know so I can enjoy the full scope of the hilarity.
 

Thats actually the first time I couldnt find the douches way to db1 PS

One more ass would have been perfect for Hanukkah
 

This is directly before "dirty-time" starts (and not dirty as in naughty but dirty as in that's never gonna clean up off of the floor).
 

big asses, berk.
no small butts in this country?
Foggystyle.
 

Hanukkah! LOL
 

Hey, how come people still haven't mastered taking pictures and they always get their greasy, poo-stained finger in the lower corner of the frame?

Oh, wait a minute...

This image begs the question of the company I kept in my party years. I never recalled a Busby Berkely-esque linup of cheap lingerie-clad gals putting on a show. In fact, there was never anyone in lingerie at all. Of course, the chicks all had mohawks and tattoos and would punch you in the gut if you acted up, so I guess that explains it.

In the event of a fetish party/orgy/swinger's ball I would understand this, but, really, I am befuddled as to what's going on in this photo, and I'm not making a wisecrack here. When did this kind of thing start? And why did these girls decide to bare it for a bunch of troglodytes, instead of using their God-given powers of pussy persuasion to land something worthwhile? There are a lot of IOBs on this thread today. And while I only know what a few of you 'baghunters look like, I know you are pretty much all gainfully employed, very well in some cases. I know most of you are witty, funny and rather inventive. And you're all willing to donate stud service. Yet, the Cooderbag in the front and Limp Bizkitbag in the back are on the guest list at the party instead. I just don't understand thorwing yourself at such shitstreaks.

Then again, my track record is spotted with poo as well. Maybe it's a maturity thing, you really don't figure out who you are and what you want until your thirties anyway, I think, it's all experimenting up until then. Either way, if I was one of these girls, those two wastes of flesh in the caps wouldn't even be there. And the photos would be sold to buy us all better lingerie instead of posted on Myspace for free. But that's just me.
 

Where did the whole finger in the mouth thing being sexy come from? Didn't it used to mean screw you in old english or something? I'm pretty sure thats where it came from originally.
 

@ Assfish 12:38

That was quite a long retort.
Get back to work!!

...and your original point was understood. But, you are still a moron...albeit, a funny one.

GUARDER.........hahahahahahahahahaha
 

I'd do Middle Blonde "Froggy-Style" ala Charlie Murphy from CB4.
 

mmmmmm. . . leggy brunette.
left to right.. yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes. not all of them are great looking but who cares? i dig their slutty style and only bleethy one is first one on left. horse face on far right has a nice body, and chubby girl 2nd in from left prob gives great head.
 

@ Medusa Oblongata-

i think 6 little words may help clarify what's going on here:

Moulin Rouge meets Victoria's Secret Pink.





oh, and 7 more:

orange hat wants to be bukakke star
 

One night in a stroke of genius young Todd had an idea to satiate his female flatulence fetish...
 

#7 makes me hear the words: Why so serious?
 

I guess we should have been counting from left to right in honor of Hannukah--in that case #1 and #2 are the most bangable and #7 gets extra credit for the Coppertone classic advertising reference.
 

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@ Ashfish 12:38

Being at work makes you spell poorly? How does that work?

And how is someone correcting your spelling a "straw man"? If anything, it would be closer to an ad hom, but seeing as this isn't the debate club, I don't see why it matters.

And which "arguments" are you talking about? The "those chicks aren't sexy" argument, or the "their underwear sucks" argument? Yeah, those "arguments" are air-tight; it's no wonder people are resorting to straw men to "deflect" them.
 

@ Anon 1:38

Wow, you rail on me for a spelling error and the grammar in your post is horrendous. My god, you're such a fucking douchebag. Please go back to English 101 and learn how to use elipses.

Hint: You're doin' it wrong!

Oh man, thanks for that laugh though.
 

is this thread becoming a contest to see who can be the bigger jackoff?

we're talking about hot young ass and you grad-student dropouts are arguing about spelling and semantics.

don't you hipster twats have term papers to grade or a game of second life that you're late for?

get a fucking life
 

Best "Where's Waldouche" ever.
 

I just second-lifed in my pants
 

I'd like to grammar the tops of their legs.
 

Oh, speaking of lame comments by Anon, this comic sums up the psychology perfectly...
 

And, yeah, the first thing I thought when I saw this picture was cockteases. Those poor saps in the pic aren't getting anything but an expensive date story out of the girls.
 

Yes, there is only one hott and that's the far left blond. However it doesn't look like she's somebody who would understand the intricacies of Tolstoy or working coffee maker. From left to right... hott, future sweat pants stalker, oversize face (tiara cannot hide it), hint of armpit hair, the responsible one, streetlight, is that a shark?
 

@ Mr. Biggs 2:43

Hear that? That was the sound of Vitamin water spalttering my monitor at 90 mph. Bravo to you, sir.

@ douchetoevsky @ 2:10

bwaaahahaaahahhaAAAAAAAhaaaaa!!

and 2:37

Seriously. As much as we take pride in the collective wit on the threads, let us not get too caught up in the excruciating minutae of grammar, syntax, punctuation, et cetera. This isn't a contest to prove one's intellectual superiority. There is only one obvious superiority here, and that is the superiority of the anti-douche over the douche. We are in the comments thread, they are in the photos being mocked. Therefore, we are on the same, and the better, team.

So, really, enough with the bickering over the fine points of writing. This isn't a college composition class. This is about boobies and asses and the choadbags between you and said boobies and asses. Focus, people, focus! We can't affort to fall apart now, with the tide of Douche rising like a plague across the nation!

...so, douchetoevsky, you gonna make with the photos or what? My attention span is short.
 

I like that Douche no.2 separates the 4 No's from the 3 Yes's
 

Yeah, I know, I didn't bother to spell-check that, literary police. Suck it.
 

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@Murray

The reason for the misspelling is because I'm actually working while I type. Answering phone, writing emails, etc. So my attention is not 100% on this particular forum. I used the term "straw man" because it seemed to me that he was trying to set up the position that the hotts are deficient in brain matter (which may be the case but not the point that I was making) and that I am also deficient in brain matter. So because it seemed like he was trying to say different things than I was with my argument, in order to make a point that doesn't have anything to do with the original argument, I called it a "straw man." However, ad hominem would have worked in this case as well depending on your interpretation. I wasn't calling the girls stupid, merely stating that a garter belt would have been a good item of clothing to have and know how to use.

And the point I was making was that they needed to be more convincing in their sexuality in this picture. Their bodies say "look at me!" but their facial expressions do not match. Nor does their choice of cheap underwear show that they want to look "sexy" instead of "skanky."

And yes, please, let's get back to the douche bashing and the hott IOBs because I'm tired of explaining myself.
 

Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein @ 1:03

Dude, you made me cry laugh. I hate it when that happens. FTW.


As for the Butt ala Carte'...#6 from the left makes me want to read her bedtime story.

And by read I mean "ravage like a pissed off but lovable Hungarian warlord" .
And by bedtime story; I mean "poop chute".
 

Looks like an all you can eat cottage cheese ass buffet. I don't want to say a few of these girls are thick but, dayum! It looks like if the sister in red farts they all go down like dominoes. Fat, chunky, curded dominoes. I just wouldn't want to be under the pile trying desperately to claw my way through the flab to reach fresh air, that's all I'm saying.

I also would not like to be locked in a room naked and covered in jelly doughnut glaze with this group either.

Or smeared in any sort of gravy.
 

@ Medusa Oblongata @ 2:57

Boobies. Okay, I now have focus.
 

I have to keep clicking on this photo. It is easy enough to ignore Roger Clemens at bottom left, and his steroid supplier toward the back, but I can not help but notice the blonde in the middle!

After noticing the "dolphin safe" fishnet stockings I see that incredible smile, adorable face, and sweet disposition, and know that I must kidnap her and imprison her in my guest bathroom (the one with the late 70s wallpaper than we haven't painted over yet). Hell, my wife would probably go ga-ga for her, and she's straight as an arrow! There's just something about little number 4 that makes me want to corrupt her, introduce her to candle wax and the music of Jeff Lynne!
 

Oh, and "boobies"
 

I like big butts and I cannot lie!

This is what heaven looks like. At least according to #2, #3, and #5. I'd ravage those butts like a starving Somali kid would a watermelon, never reaching for air - I'd inhale their butt gas.

#2 needs no paper bag either. Just put those panties over the garters, and we're good to go.
 

Spelling and grammar is for dickheads. Just ask the Germans.
 

Hi, D. Baggins,

We need to hang out some more.
 

Seriously. I miss you.
 

what a canvas to play dick darts!
 

or maybe booty xylophone
 

@Creature

Booty xylophone = genius.
 

@ hetero

If you like em big, good on you. Slap their thighs and ride the waves in. Chicks with all of their appendages just don't butter my biscuit. So if you wanna talk lop off an arm and then we can do lunch. Till then I'll stick to the girlfriend at the end of my arm.
 

You haven't been with a woman until you've been with a curvy woman.

And that is the word of the lord.

Thanks be to God.
 

Fer' fucks sake

that little bastard scared the b'heysus out of me.

I was busy tingling by jiblit to the blond in the middle; she reminds me of Amber from Dodgeball (Julie Gonzalo) and that little oompa loompa bastard snuck up on me.

I like being watched, so it wasn't a big deal.

*mwha xoxo* thanks blondie in the middle; it'll be a great Christmas. I love to hang your stockings and climb your chimney with care, in hopes that squirt soon would be here.

DJ
 

the look on lefty waldouche's face has kept me laughing for 10 minutes. he thinks he's died and gone to heaven!
 

"Booty time, Booty time, across the U.S.A.!"




...or bent over the countertop?
 

In the words of Bubba Sparxxx and Ying Yang Twins (good group of douchebags if ever I saw one)...

BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE! ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE!

Get it ripe, get it right, get it tight!

Get it ripe, get it right, get it tight!

I just couldn't help myself, it seemed appropriate, and not at the same time, for this picture.
 

Yeah, that's some trailer park spread there, and I'd say that 5 of the 7, in 10 years, won't be able to pull those cheap Mervyn's polyester panties over one monstrous thigh. This kind of display is the doublewide version of nature's "fuck me quick before I bloat" survival mechanism.

With that in mind, starting from the left, I'd probably make it to #4 before dehydration set in. Starting from the right, however, I don't think I'd make it past #2, the gazelle. That's some serious, holy shit, get out of that fucking 2 dog town before you're working the register that the Walmart with your 4th yard ape in 5 years dangling by its teeth from your distended nips. Quick!
 

I had a dream about the hott 2nd from the left one time.
Strangely enough, she was in the position the whole time..
 

better late than never.

ladies love a wet man in rubber.

cheers!
 

How the hell did this come about?

This is a private home, apartment or house. The two waldouches are wearing baseball hats and appear (at least the one standing) to be wearing jeans.

Is that an issue of Glamour!? Whose house is this?

How did seven women get talked into this shot?

We know a third choad with a cap on took this photo. Five of the girls are smiling like it's a fucking class picture. The thick one has a look of nonchalance or indifference and the poor assless thing in red is failing at acting coy.

There's a lot to be confused about here. The duct work opening in the ceiling over the fan is a minor annoyance, the light cabinetry with a white tile countertop and white appliances, the potholder and the bottles of Malibu and Cuervo Especial, the sheet covered sofa, the fake ficus, and seven amateurish would be Hotts posing ass out for three good ol' boy choadwanks just push this beyond comprehension.

A man of little brain, like myself, devolves to deciding which hott he would target and which he would likely hit. I would spend my time flirting with tall stripey, as I delved deeper into inebriation I'd move on to her BFF Jill in the thigh highs and red madras set before winding up with the blonde surfboard in the fishnets. She would be willing enough but her skin would be eerily cold. She would shudder at my touch, which I would mistake for bashful nervousness, not knowing she was filled with revulsion but too nice not to give it up. Score!
 

I'm pretty sure I know the guy on the bottom left... his real name escapes me, but we just call him Newf. He's nottadouche.

But maybe not, it's a pretty generic-looking face.
 

@Baron 8.54

Thats what I want to know, how does this photo come about, and where do I find these types of women. I mean I'm to much of a gentlemen to ever suggest something like this to a bunch of females. And by gentlemen I mean I would hide in the kitchen cabinet wearing nothing but a ski mask making cooing noises trying to entice 2nd from the left... hey don't judge my choices I have my reasons.
 

Wank Bank Download
 

Exhibit A in my prayers for my wife to NOT pop out a daughter...
 

One day some kid in French Lick, Indiana is going to masturbate to this picture. Then he's going to realize that number 2, who he happens to be cranking one out to, is his mom. And at that precise moment, the kid is going to make a decision. Seminary school.
 

I just finished cranking one out to second from left. I'd tell her before I stuck it in her butt and by god she'd be thankful. Then would come the restraining order and the alimony payments, then she'd want child support and I'd have to prove the kid was just an old curtain rod wrapped in a pool tarp that I found in the road. Because I'm fucking romantic.

I like girls with big asses and plump shoulders.
 

Nothing ruins a bunch o' hotts posing together better than the disembodied head of a dookie-fruit. I admire your work, Bro.
 

Creature...booty xylophone, DAMN, you beat me to it.

I was gonna suggest carumba marimba! With pecker mallets...

It's gotta be standard issue sorority pledge hazing....that blonde in the middle reminds me of a Kappa at DePauw...several years ago...just sayin'

OR

4H Queen competition (get a load of those farmer's daughters. Every one of them has thighs that would strangle a horse. Holy cow!!!)

Waldouche is bifurcated on the floor and under the fan to the right. It's a split decision, DB1.

And by split, I mean every crack envisionable in this photo.
 

how delightful
 

Middle blonde cutie
Come sit on Uncle Bill's lap
I will lick your toes
 

classic, you gotta laugh.
 

This is by far the best picture I have ever seen on this site. God bless America!
 

TARMAL ALL OVER THEM
 

about half of those chicks need a firm spanking from me.....the other half, the chubbsters, you can have.
 

I smell baby powder and clamato. Yum. Cut frat-scrote some slack.
 

I smell baby powder and clamato. Yum. Cut frat-scrote some slack.
 

I smell baby powder and clamato. Yum. Cut frat-scrote some slack.
 

this recalls to my head that i put a live chinchilla up a horse's bum one summer

pony express, baybee; happy to have it

happy. to have. IT.
 

@ douchetoevsky 8:14

Wetsuit, hm, that gives me an idea. We will play seaside rescue. You are a slippery seal who got caught in the surf and I am the brave coast guard officer. I will pluck you from the waves and give you a stern lecture about the dangers of high tide. And to reinforce my point, I will take you over my knee and paddle your slippery black rubber bottom so you don't do it again. I'm getting the impression that you're somewhat athletic. You can handle it.
 

@ Whoop-di

"Pecker Mallet" will now be the word I use when I tell the old lady it's time to get busy


"Hey, the Pecker Mallet's calling yer name, hunny,.....meet me in five "
 

@ Medusa Oblongata-

this is the best christmas EVER!!!!!!!!
 

Douche, yes, yes, maybe, yes douche on the grassy knoll, yes, yes yes.

Orange hat kinda reminds me of Pedo Bear, but not as cool.
 

Nothing wrong with these ladies a little experience can't fix.
Besides, if you're in a room full of douchebags, it might be best to wear your garters over your panties, that way a douche can't make of with them.

I've never understood why some guys like girls who have hips that look like they should belong on little boys.
What latent desires are they trying to deny?

I want girl booty that looks like girl booty


I see girl booty.

me likey.

me happy.

If nobody wants them all then All your booty belong to me.
 

@ BetaBagHunter

T H A N K Y O U

ASvB
 

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Vin....

Hope you had a little pecker mallet fun this holiday...with your hunny.
 

SIGH, I want to fist them all. But in different ways.
 

Second and third from right, please.