I would pound those lips so hard that people in China would suddenly start speaking English.




Oh wait... that's a dude. Nevermind.
 

That's not a cafeteria basement; It's Plinky's Mom's vag.
 

All that money and this is how Paul Stanley lives out his retirement...
 

Dr. Frank N. Furter?
 

somewhere in a basement in Bayonne, NJ.....
 

You are my pretty one, my pretty one.

My Sharona.

Woooo!

She looks a little like Amy Winehouse, but without the crack-whore-ness.

AV
 

is it International Gaybag Week again already?
 

dudes lips look like a big cat's asshole.
 

all i see is a drag queen and a filipino tranny who spend $5K a month on nair products....
 

Those kissy lips are epic. Does he use turtle wax on those things to get such a glorious shine?

Life's mysteries still unsolved...

Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
 

Looks like Andy Samberg has come up with yet another zany character for his SNL skit.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Reminds me, I need to take a dump.
 

I wish I knew where this was taken, because I could swear I've seen this douchebag around town.

Did his 5 year old sister paint that shirt for him? Or did he take it to daycare with him and finger paint it himself? And What the hell is that thing on his neck? Is it a scarf? An actual fucking silk scarf? What the fuck. Can someone please point me in the direction of the men with testicles between their legs, cause he most certainly does not have any. I also cannot figure out what happened to his lips. Was he tossing some guy's salad in the bathroom and his lips got stuck up his ass? It's disturbing and disgusting.

And then there's the Rosary bling. Why? WHY? I don't understand! Is it cool to be a sexually repressed and molested little boy? Is it cool to be a part of one of the most INSANE churches around? Go to church one day and find out just how cool that shit is. I assure you, you will be left in the pews crying and pissing yourself after they get through with just the Old Testament.

Also, she is not a Filipino tranny. She looks to be more of a mix of Hawaii, Chinese, and probably a little Caucasian thrown in there with the shape her nose has. Believe me, I have seen many of them. Their nails are also almost always a hell of a lot better than hers. Think pink and white acrylic. Come to think of it, they're always a lot more put together than the regular girls, they just have a nasty looking adam's apple. She's ok, but kind of run of the mill for around here. I'm also pretty sure she caught some cum on her face. Always need a girlfriend with you to help clean that shit up.
 

I'm pretty sure she fucks his ass with her dick while Sprouts McGee eats raspberry flavored lip gloss and makes moaning noises like Prince did in the late 80's.
 

Um, I've got nothin'
 

Maybe it's the large doses of cold medicine, but I don't understand them. They frighten and confuse me.

Her freaky long fingers are creeping me out almost as much as his neckerchief.
 

@Lulu

Hey now...her fingers aren't freakishly long...are they?

*sits on hands*
 

He's just trying to hold in the fresh water enema she gave him...
 

Something tells me this is some sort of dress-up event, maybe not halloween, but an '80s themed party of sorts. However, '80s style is back with a vengeance so I could be wrong and this could be a normal Friday night.

In which case I snort with uproarious laughter, then get bent about the rosary bling. Amen @ Ash 9:57. The Catholic church is one of THE most insane churches ever, it's right up there with Scientology. I blame 21 years of forced steeping in Catholocism for warping me so. Wearing a roasry as a necklace is a sure way to catch a beating from a nun and a priest and then a verbal assault from anyone within screaming distance.

However, I'd say from the looks of it, this photo was taken in bolge 7of hell so I guess he's safe. Hey! The heretics and the sodomizers share a space! What a coinkydink, wonder if these two are in on multiple charges...
 

Caption

Dark Sock, circa 1979.
 

@ Ashfish, now I feel bad! Like I said, I'm looking at them through a cold medicine induced fog, so they could look perfectly normal to everyone else.
 

Gawd I love Indian hotts
 

The only coinkydink I want hear about is that these idiot's decomposed bodies were found years later by a hunter in the forest from when Heterosexual Hair Stylist's 1980 Chevy Monza skidded off the road and down a ravine on the way home after this photo was taken.
 

Fuck yeah, another shitty Monday at the office. At least I have an outlet for my violent urges.









The stack of smashed fax machines and computer monitors, twisted beyond recognition keyboards and tossed mouses are a testament to Mondays around here ....
 

@Lulu

Aww I didn't mean to make you feel bad! I know they're abnormally long so it's ok ehehe. At least they match all the other appendages.

Oh and for any of you who like Bianca and Masuimi Max...THEY HAVE A SET TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a good thing I don't have a webcam to capture my joy flailing. I'm trying to stop freaking out and calm my breathing but its not working. One day man, one day I'm going to be able to take pictures like that. Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be sexually repressed Catholics and lock them down for every little rebellious action.

http://www.bevyofbabes.com/tgp/masuimi/latex_duo/

Thank me AFTER you've cleaned up.
 

Donny and Marie from that universe where Spock has a beard.
 

she cries in glitter when Salvatore tweezes her taint
 

Sweet, Horseshack finally gettin some.

Thats all I got. Yeah, weak, I know. Fukkit, I need a new year, I'm blown out.
 

@ Rubber douchey

Horseshack's not a bad reference at all. Just add some vulgarity or penis jokes or fart jokes and you'll have people pissing their pants with laughter.

Like shootin' fish in a barrel, brah!
 

@ ash

I'm gonna get the hose if you don't settle down! Trust me, this is gonna excite me more than it's gonna excite you.

Gawd, Bianca and Masuimi together? Did the camera burst into flames from the heat? Gaaah...I'm gonna look as soon as I'm done clearing all this crap off my desk...
 

@Medusa

It probably will, considering I don't have the ability to really look at the pictures unless my boss goes home. Too many house guests with little children that don't know how to knock...Fucking holidays...

But yeah, I'm pretty sure the entire set burst into flames around them; leaving them in only tiny chard pieces of latex clinging to their hot sweaty bodies and...

Sorry what? I drifted off there for a sec.
 

Gay as a peach flambe.
 

db1, next year we definitely need a Kissy Lips category in the Douchies. Crap, yet another textbook argument for the cosmic lemon theory.
 

"The Heterosexual Hair Stylist" - it's the girl, right? The context implies otherwise.



What?
 

at first i thought that this pic is proof that douchebags and bleeths are finally fleeing to their equally douchey underground bunkers (even though it's a fucking bunker they must paint the walls red and continue to douche it up in the bunker - because it's all they know!) to evade the wrath of god as god finally wakes up to the havoc that the douche has wreaked on the world.

but then - wait there's no "but then." i never looked back!
 

Are those breasts?
 

"Poo Lips and Purple Tits"
 

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Dont he look like Adam Samberg?