Hello Douchebag from your friends in america. Welcome.

ASvB
 

Look out baggie, there is a caterpillar on your chin!!
 

Interesting. I didn't realize that douches worldwide flashed goofy hand gestures. I thought that was strictly an American doucheism.
 

god i love chicks with hats. i'm gonna start a fetish site called chicks with hats. wait first let me check if there is one.

um...yep there it is.

oh no. wait. this is chicks with bats.

mother of god.

she got that thing all the way in to the "gger" on louisville slugger.
 

æ?

Natalie's MySpæce photos mæke hær look hotter than this pic, but too Bleæthy for my tæstes.

He is creæpy. I wænt to shæve his lænding strip with a rusty butter knifæ.
 

"æ" is pronouced "Achhhschpultz" and is the Norwiegan equivalent of the English word "Ass Sphincter"
 

well shit. my dreams have come true.

Fat Chicks in Party Hats
 

Æ (minuscule: æ) is a grapheme formed from the letters a and e. Originally a ligature representing a Latin diphthong, it has been promoted to the full status of a letter in the alphabets of many languages. Pronounced phonetically, it is aaaaeeeeeeeee and is also the same sound bcs makes when climaxing from a blowjob.
 

"His PP is 2" long!!", said Hatty Hott.
 

Real picture Tuesday? Hell yea, don't get horny DarkSock, I belong to Ida-Ho and Medusa.

ASvB
 

Plinky's mom took the picture, that's why I'm looking down.

ASvB
 

This is more like it, now if I could just grow some funny chin scroat, then I would be perfect!!
 

I need an anonymous avatar.
 

Why is it douchebags always look like they're dropping a deuce? I don't understand. Is it because they take it up the ass too much and their face gets stuck like that, like mom always said? I keep hoping one day I'll see the Jesus bling catch holy fire on one of them. Then we'll know big J is on our side.

Although, her facial expression scares me more than his does. What the hell. I don't understand what she's trying to do, but her fingers look like they have some poo on them. Oh maybe that's why his face is like that!
 

@ Adolf

You look like the sum-bitch who tried to sell my wife a used vibrator, then turned around and tried to sell her breast insurance conditional on giving her an exam right then and there.
 

Yikes. The Scissor Gang Mafia has invaded Norway. Well, there's one more place I gotta scratch off the "must-visit" list. I would think the cold would insulate them from the Grieco virus. Apparently it's become resistant! Look out, Finland!!!
 

This guy's one of those sophisticated Europeans who takes a pipe-cleaner to his urethra before going out on a date so that his load shoots out perfectly.
 

@ Adolf


Just horseing around with you pal. You know if you post your pic you're gonna take some.

That's why I'll post mine in 3 years.
 

@ Plinkster

I think the avatar with the TOOL CD cover is my fave, what do you think??

ASvB
 

@ Plinky


I'm with you buddy.
 

@ Adolf

Is one of yours the va-jay-jay lips within the appple?


For what it's worth I like that one.


Actually the current one of you is pretty cool. You've got this "I just banged your wife and you don't know about it" grin on your face.
You evil shrew.
 

@ anonymous.went.and -

Here's an
awesome anonymous avatar.
 

This Norwegian Choad has demon eyes. Best not mess with him.
 

DB1, as a PhD student in Linguistics, I feel I should let you know that the vowel used in Anita's mail is œ (not æ) œ, to my knowledge, is a mid-front-rounded vowel. It can be found, for instance, in the French word sœur, meaning "sister".

æ, however, is MUCH DOUCHIER. It comes from Greek as I recall. If you want to look like a COMPLETE DOUCHE, then use æ for, say, greek plurals in academic papers. For example:

Singular: Antenna
Plural: Antennae
DOUCHE plural: Antennæ

My dissertation is going to be about the douche-plural, I think.
 

@Kevin,

The douche plural is what happens when Donkey Douche, Fishslap, and Socrates all congregate together.

It is also the douche equivalent of the Ghostbusters crossing streams.
 

The original Riddler isn't dead, he's just moved to Norway.

That's a gusty career move, man.
 

Seems to me that these two are crappy look-alikes for Billy Idol and Brittney Spears.
 

ae is the sound Natalie makes during dry butt sex...

AAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 

@Kevin -

I believe DB1 copies and pastes all emails he posts here - in copying and pasting "Natalie Sæther," it appears the ligature she used is indeed the "æ."

I guess she might be bleethy herself or may have used the wrong character.
 

Somewhere a bag of kittens just went into a wood chipper. I'm sorry, kittens. It's not your fault.
 

Now because I dont know wannabe david beckhambag im going to NOT give him the benefit of the doubt in assuming that the line of pubis on his chin is to assist one of his many late night rest stop lovers as to where to place their balls on his chin.
 

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is this one of those "who's Heidi Montag?" types of celebrities? either case, i'm sorely disappointed by Natalie's bosoms, especially after hearing that she's a celebrity.

or does HCwDB have a thing for big boobed female celebrities (that's impossible!)?

there are worse Eurodouches, i'm sure. but this one looks like he's about to fall down because somebody just fired a tranquilizer dart into his neck shortly before the pic was taken. i coulda sworn that person was me!
 

happy new year!
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welcome to comment!
 

i didn't realize that the joker was euro. hmmm.
 

The worst Eurodouches lives in GB or spain. Just look at them!

And æ is the same as ä. So now you know!

Greetings from sweden.

And by the way, norwegan chicks are the absolute hottest in the world! No kidding!