At least this photo resonates...they all belong together.

Diamond Eared Jim looks like he's about to put the cum in his Kumquat Daiquiri (or some other homophonic witticism that I can't think of at this time.)
 

They do look like a family of traffic cones, though.
 

SHRIEKKKKK!!!!! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! Oh god, the fake hair, the fake boobs, the fake tan, the name brand purses, the big ass watch, the ear bling, the corona, THE BLUE UBIQUITOUS CUP!...Fuck.

The prompa is the original douche strain, it just won't die. Hopefully it will eventually turn on itself and finally destroy it taking with it all of the other douche strains. Kinda like when you kill the head vampire in horror movies.
 

I wish there was an acronym for I laughed until I pissed and pooped.

@Baron Von Douchehausen
A family of traffic cones wouldn't end up looking like such a horrid traffic accident. Far right blond could direct traffic in front of my house if she wanted to though.
 

I was digging on the lonely brunette who is trying to force the breasts out with a less than subtle arch, but the day-glo dermis just drains all the sildenafil citrate right from my system.
 

Damn, just when I thought I'd never see Artificial Douchetelligence again he rears his orange basketball colored face once more!
 

Has the ubiquitous red cup suddenly turned blue? Can this be a new bag trend for 09? I shudder at the consequences.
 

I don't knwo which is douchier ... the fake tans or that people in ORANGE COUNTY are getting them. What, did the sun stop shining for two days straight and everybody panicked?
 

If she lost some of her orangeness, that brunette on the left would be seriously cute.
 

pfah tried to photoshop some white onto their skin but their hues are so strong it broke his software.
 

The blond in pink looks like she's about to loose her pj's and she forgot her panties. I'd nuzzle her belly, IF I could clean the orange off of her... I'd be worried about getting infected with it.
 

Yo! - we be goin' to Syracuse next year; like collectively. Dig it bitchez!
 

Now these m'peeps!
 

3-1 says that's Artificial Douchetelligence in the cap. And by cap, I mean asshat. Fuck you, AD.

Fuck Fung.
 

George Hamilton
fucked
everyone
in this
photograph.
 

artificial douchetelligence sucks.
i kind of love pinky mc-velourtop though. is that wrong?look at those mammaries, barely contained by that zipper on that tiny velour top.fantastic hope thats how u spell velour.
 

I'd like to also point out that the chick in the pink needs to pull up her pants. That, or far right blond has got a strap on and is making her take it up her pooper whilst they take a picture.

Her eyes say she's tasting her own poo, far right blond has the smirk of someone shoving their arm up to the elbow in someone's ass. The brunette is making her pouty face because she wants in on the action, which is also cause for the back-"LOOK AT MT FAKE BOOBIES"-arch.
 

So let me get this straight, there's an Orange County in the Jerz? holy crap, a bicoastal infection!
 

since we just came off a fresh round of gender-relations discourse, let me be the first redneck to say:

it's okay ladies. i know you can't cook or clean. now get out of the kitchen before you hurt yourselves. you too, douchebags. i have to start cleaning up the volcanic mess of orange and grease that you fuckers just made.

oh that was a low blow. i think.
 

I don't think that's AD in the asshat....

no

it can't be.....






FUNG!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Damnit. Damnit all to hell.

I suddenly have a craving for pumpkin pie.

The electric blue cup makes a stunning contrast against the earthy oranges, no?

I believe that is indeed AD in back. I can only wish for a ceiling fan to fall on his head.
 

The Real Douchebags of Orange County.


I'm curious, but is this what happens when you put too much nacho cheese on your pancakes?
 

@anon

I think that asshat chap could very well be Fung.
 

People, People please give this clan a break what else can a carrot farmer do for food in these troubling economic times
 

OC comin in stroooooong for Xmas.
 

@ anon and the Rev:

I think back-row buttlick's too tall to be Fung. Plus, I've never seen Fung with that smug "I'd like a roundhouse to the face, please" look.

They can both gargle my bag.

Fuck Fung.
 

waitaminit, isn't that one of the prompas in the back?
 

I believe its Prompa, the adolescent version of Artificial Douchetelligence. That however doesn't mean that the two weren't cut from the same secondary, misdyed, "please, someone buy this $.99 piece of crap," bolt of cloth.
 

My parole officer wants me to take a drug test - I need a rare ass blue cup of your urine!!!!
 

@ Yo-Yo Bra

I think you're right. Fung wouldn't like for his locks to be crushed by anything else butt another man-ass.
 

@ashfish

No regular fire can fix this. You need to use the same thing they use to dispose of Terminators: thermite. Possibly napalm.

I'm glad to hear that the blue cup is actually in the photo. Its contrast against the sea of cheese is so strong that I thought it was floating in front of my computer as a hallucination.
 

These dumb sloots are definetly in their 2nd trimester.

The one in the pink looks like she just dropped a Fung in her imitation juicy couture sweats.
 

Did these bags place in a carrot eating contest or are they all orange because they did shots of nuclear waste?
 

The chicky on the far right, in black, with the 2 wrist bands on, yea, that one. I would pee in her butt.

ASvB
 

From left to right:

Not, not, midget, not, carrot, hott!!


ASvB
 

If the undigested green peppers in my shit could pose for a photo, it would look exactly this.
 

I know Orange County, I grew up in Orange County and that sir is not Orange County. OC Florida maybe. If it is this guys are going to get hurt quick.
 

Does mystic tan have other colors? I would like to be sprayed with hunter green.
 

@Vin Douchal 7.53

Hahaha, thank you that made my morning.

And why did pink jacket on the left do the tip of her nose a whole shade darker than the rest of her face... or is that... oh it is poo isnt it!
 

FDS.
 

where the fuck do these people get their money?
 

I think Fanta and Sunkist have found their new spokespeople...

Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
 

I sent this picture in, and the location is NYC. Queens, probably. Anyway, it terrifies me that I live in the same city as people like this. Also, pink sweater went to high school with me and used to be cool. I'm depressed.
 

DB1, that is NOT Orange County. Are you not taking enough trips down the 5?

For all our imperfections and snobbery, I can assure you that looking like low-IQ'd tramps is not one of them. There is also a refreshingly low percentage of wiggas here, too.

Looks like a typical god-forsaken shithole in the Tri-State region. Long Island FTW.
 

Yep, that's AD all right.

I was gonna say they don't call it Orange County fer nothin' so mebbe DB1 was making a metaphorical reference in that these folks are all orange.

Or one might call the chicks Orange Cunty and the two douchebags Ornery.

Raspberry Veloura on the left has a real Female Douchebag Expression with Tits, and Slippery Pink has already lost her knickers, it's just a matter of photo-seconds that we didn't get to see it come to completion.

I'm a futurist, just sayin.'
 

Composition always fascinates me.

Like the vee-neck tee shirt on Laughy there, and the correlating upside-down vee on Pinkie's knickers-waistline area of her sweater twinset. And look at that sharp vee her elbow makes contrasting against the black.

Then there is that touch of black middle and right, and the additional touch of hands upon the black, shoulder and tit, with white cuffs and orange flesh-tones.

Three blondes and a brunette make for a contrasting asymmetry, and cap and no-cap add to that contrasting element with the male figurines here, as do smile and frown or pout all around.

Raspberry velour on the left and the two denims left and right are nice contrasting yet not overpowering color touches, and the VERY blue cup in the middle provides that needed zing to center the whole friggin' collection of idiots.

And also to reminder me of LaBatt's Blue, my favorite of them all. Besides Stroh's.
 

I believe thats AD in the Back, could he be trying to make it onto the Wall of Fame. For the sake of all, lets hope that one of the burners on that stove magically lights an lights him on fire, the hotts would stay free of the flames, but "pimpin in zirconias and a white t-shirt" would not. Please, please.....
 

I'm calling it a lazy photo-chop .. someone was altering the hue for the laugh factor, but was too lazy to use masks....you can see the bleed into the forground douche's wifebeater .. makes it almost look pink, the tell is the Corona though, the hack job makes that mexi-piss look like Leinenkugel Dark Lager.

And is that the top of a Rolling Rock bottle in the forground?
 

I can believe it's Queens, and I say that sadly because I made Queens my home for 6 years. I remember one night fondly, coming home late-ish on the train with a friend of mine. Two douchebags and their herd of bleeths got on--although at the time I referred to them not as bleeths but as "space prostitutes," which was more fitting given their shiny aluminum foil outfits. One of the prostitutes was not orange, but rather a yellow-ish green. I said to my friend, who was in med school at the time, "She's going to die, isn't she?" My friend said, "Yes. Her liver is failing as we watch."
 

I just moved out of Queens, this picture was probably taken in Queens, Staten Island or Brooklyn.

@ sir a jewel: "Looks like a typical god-forsaken shithole in the Tri-State region. Long Island FTW."

Fuck You.
 

I think I figured out why it's so orange. For one thing, they are a bit orange to begin with. But the real trouble lies in the lighting.

1. Notice the hatbag is darker that the rest. Also notice that you can practically draw a straight line across the heads of the bleeths, above them is darker than below.

2. in photoshop I "normalised" the colour. Go to image > adjustments > levels, zoom in on hatbags watch. Using the white eyedropper, select the brightest pixels there. I picked the watch because it is directly reflecting the flash bulb of the camera and it's made of a reflective metal - a cooler colour. I could have also selected the tiny white spot on the white interior of the UBC, but it looked "warmer" to me and wouldn't be as useful.

3. Then using the black eyedropper, select the black area on the stove front just next to the bluejeans - it's a genuine shadow area on a blackbody, so it should be a true black.

4. Use the grey dropper and on the paw hatbag has draped over the bleeth's shoulder - the arm with the watch, select a mid grey there. There's mid greys in the seated guido, but his skin tone is showing through, tinting the tone. The bleeth's hair colour isn't as much of an effect. The wall isn't good - it's painted "off white" which is actually a tiny bit yellow/brown. Another good mid grey might be on the stove.

Anyway once you've established brightness control, click OK, and you'll see everything turns a bit cooler, but their skin is still quite orange.

And this is where it gets a little Blade Runner / CSI ish.

Go to the channels panel and click off the blue and green channels. Notice how glowing and out of focus the image is. Click off the red, and click on the green channel. Notice how SHARP the image is....

Now: click on the Red AND the Green channel. The result? It looks really green, but their skin tone (while orange) looks almost natural.

Next, click off the green and click on the Blue so you are seeing Red and Blue together. The result? Purplish yuck, and the UBC pops out of the picture.

So, this tells me the image was deficient in blue and over exposed in red to begin with.

How? The native lighting of the place. Note the window is black. This means it was shot at night. So they had a lamp on. They are in the kitchen and they are douchebags, so they probably had a 100 watt incandescent bulb on a dimmer, hanging from the ceiling, probably similar to this ugly POS from IKEA:

http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/0086219_PE214711_S3.JPG

Now, this would account for two things: the line of darkening described earlier (the shade darkening the upper part of the image) and the emphasis on red/yellow, as the dimmed light would be very orangy.

So, take some people who are already tanning bed denizens, put them in a crappy apartment furnished from IKEA, dim the light, use a Truly Cheap Ass camera with a weak flash, and BANG.

The results are before you.

They are not only orange, they GLOW in orange, as was proven in the Red channel's fuzziness.

This is why they pay me the Big Bucks.
 

@Troy

That's all well and good, but did you find a faint reflection of Zhora in the oven door? I have to believe that soon after this pic was taken, Zhora and Leon showed up and took care of the situation.
 

Isn't that Fung in the back spreading the orange around?
 

Last month I had to take antibiotics after a pretty severe diverticular attack. One of the side effects of one (Flagyl) was discolored urine. I peed a burnt orange color that reminded me of these taints... errr, tints.
 

The family that sprays together stays together.
 

far left juicy's face says "i'm yer herpes huckleberry".it's like she WANTS to give it to you.so diabolical these mutated strains.
 

@ ronald 6:59AM
> "Fuck You"

Ah, now that's the kind of eloquent retort we've all grown to love from the denizens of NYC's outer boroughs.

Keep the chuckles coming.
 

bahahaha Derick...bahahaha this pic was taken in jersey u fools. and that is AD in the back...and why the fuck does this site get so much attention? you people have nothing better to do?
go get laid. or something.
 

@ Jonny Vicious

Go get laid? Then send your girlfriend over. I'll make her laugh and fuck her brains out.

You? You she's laughs at, not with. No amount of fake tanning nor QVC fake bling is going to compensate for a crooked candy-cane, if you get my drift?
 

I would plunge pink pajama's axe wound so vigorously my junk would look like a carrot propped against two tangerines.

Wait, it already does...damn you Bea Arthur and your AZO-Standard pills...that does it; next time Pfah gets front door, I get back door...
 

Ashfish you have the worst taste in movies and music. Are you sure you're not a female douchebag?
 

Uh, am I mistaken or is the girl in the middle lacking pants? :)
 

@Jason

So listening to music that you don't like makes me a douchebag? And that list is barely a handful of all of the bands that I listen to. I think you're trying to pin on me what you see in you. So to that I say good day sir. Fucking Christmas making me all nice and shit.