Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Point Break
So four hotts in bikinis are tanning.
Two fratchoads, sensing boobie reveal, move in from the left, making the sign-language hand gestures for "hernia" and "vomit."
Nice Guy Mikey wanders in from the back, as does Pepe the Garden Hose on the right.
Finally Point Break, sporting a Nub haircut, sees the party, is the party, and becomes the party.
With his fresh sunglasses, Point Break takes control.
And by takes control, I mean rubs his junk on the back of Orange Bikini's head until she calls security.
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@ DB1 7:03
That intro was the funniest you've done in a couple of days. The alcohol must of worn off.
That intro was the funniest you've done in a couple of days. The alcohol must of worn off.
Wow, DB1. I hope it didn't make you feel too dirty just to post this photo. It's so... well, just LOOK at it.
I have yet to have my first sip of coffee today so I'm not thinking clearly, but this I know: Orange Bikini is my new girlfriend.
I have yet to have my first sip of coffee today so I'm not thinking clearly, but this I know: Orange Bikini is my new girlfriend.
# posted by 
: 7:19 AM
: 7:19 AM
I always pray that they accidentally throw a real gang sign causing some wandering cholos to beat the crap out of them with a lock on a bike chain.
# posted by : 7:22 AM
: 7:22 AM
I would filter my morning coffee through He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks' dirty underwear, if it meant I could sniff Orange Bikini's discarded suntan lotion bottle.
# posted by : 7:24 AM
: 7:24 AM
Fellow 'bag hunters and huntresses, am temporarily suspending anonymous postings, as I'm way too hungover to police the thread this week.
Besides, it'll force some of you lazy-asses to create a permanent identity.
- management.
Besides, it'll force some of you lazy-asses to create a permanent identity.
- management.
@darksock lol. art humor.
girl in the blue bikini is that friend's mom you always grew up fantasizing about. until one day she saw you through your bedroom window staring at her bent over in the garden with your cock in your hand and a a belt around your neck.
shit. what did i miss? usually when management steps in i'm somehow involved.
girl in the blue bikini is that friend's mom you always grew up fantasizing about. until one day she saw you through your bedroom window staring at her bent over in the garden with your cock in your hand and a a belt around your neck.
shit. what did i miss? usually when management steps in i'm somehow involved.
Wreck of the Hesperus as re-enacted by a bunch of twatwaffles.
I think that is Fist of Power. The tatt shirt makes him look taller.
I think that is Fist of Power. The tatt shirt makes him look taller.
What an excellent portrait of young Americana getting together on a sunny day to catch some rays, have a few laughs, and engage in stimulating converation about the future of our wonderful country.
The guy in the middle is telling blue bikini hott, "...and just over there is the trailer where me and my 5 buds live at."
fuck it. it's real picture avatar tuesday. darksock, i think it's about goddamn time we saw that pretty mug of yours.
does anyone notice dude in the background with the t shirt is like 8 feet tall?
does anyone notice dude in the background with the t shirt is like 8 feet tall?
I think we've seen almost all of these eeeediots before.
Definately Fist of Power and the bikini girls are recalled.
This scene is from an Alice in Wonderland-type hallucination in DB1's mind after OD'ing on sugar and beer farts.
Definately Fist of Power and the bikini girls are recalled.
This scene is from an Alice in Wonderland-type hallucination in DB1's mind after OD'ing on sugar and beer farts.
Holy Shit!
Is that Fist of Power signing "vomit?"
I'm out of it for a little while and all these douchebags start getting delusions of grandeure.
Is that Fist of Power signing "vomit?"
I'm out of it for a little while and all these douchebags start getting delusions of grandeure.
@ ASvB -
You should see my boobs in 3D.
Ooooh, now I have an idea for a new avatar...
You should see my boobs in 3D.
Ooooh, now I have an idea for a new avatar...
# posted by : 8:14 AM
: 8:14 AM
It's good to have friends you can hang by the pool with, share a few beers with, and reminisce about the good old days with.
@ Idaho
BCS gave me some pics of your boobs, they are amazing!!
Plinky gave me some pics of DB1's boobs, they are NOT amazing!!
ASvB
BCS gave me some pics of your boobs, they are amazing!!
Plinky gave me some pics of DB1's boobs, they are NOT amazing!!
ASvB
@ Adolf ...
Bullshit. I would never betray Jay like that.
Jay I swear I didn't give him any photos of you. Well ... ... that's not exactly the truth. I did give Adolf the photos of you in your jock strap molesting the goat.
I just felt those pics were too artsy.
Bullshit. I would never betray Jay like that.
Jay I swear I didn't give him any photos of you. Well ... ... that's not exactly the truth. I did give Adolf the photos of you in your jock strap molesting the goat.
I just felt those pics were too artsy.
that has to be the legendary FOP.
Something about that confused look combined with a hearty helping of little mans angst makes him stand out like a sore little toe.
Something about that confused look combined with a hearty helping of little mans angst makes him stand out like a sore little toe.
@ BCS -
Lemme see if I can find a photo of me mug around here somewhere. Unlike the tools in this photo I don't have 25 self-portraits on me at all times (see how I stayed on-topic, kids?).
I'm having a bodacious cleaning jag before I'm off for a week. Maybe I'll turn up a good one. I think I have one of me and Mrs. Sock around here somewhere. I need a tutorial on how to post pics on the web so I can make it my avatar.
Lemme see if I can find a photo of me mug around here somewhere. Unlike the tools in this photo I don't have 25 self-portraits on me at all times (see how I stayed on-topic, kids?).
I'm having a bodacious cleaning jag before I'm off for a week. Maybe I'll turn up a good one. I think I have one of me and Mrs. Sock around here somewhere. I need a tutorial on how to post pics on the web so I can make it my avatar.
OK, DB1... You win.
Now... About the boobies...
I think melon bikini is pointing at the photographer's crotch and is laughing, while white bikini is showing us that he's got TWO inches.
Even the MILF in blue is getting a good chuckle at that while orange bikini looks at Pepe to see if he's feeling self-conscious about his package. And, by self-conscious, I mean embarassed.
He is.
Now... About the boobies...
I think melon bikini is pointing at the photographer's crotch and is laughing, while white bikini is showing us that he's got TWO inches.
Even the MILF in blue is getting a good chuckle at that while orange bikini looks at Pepe to see if he's feeling self-conscious about his package. And, by self-conscious, I mean embarassed.
He is.
@ Adolf
I should have known.
Here's another funny caption I came up with for this picture:
"Hi, we're the Osmonds of the 21st Century!"
Oooh plinky you're such a hoot.
I should have known.
Here's another funny caption I came up with for this picture:
"Hi, we're the Osmonds of the 21st Century!"
Oooh plinky you're such a hoot.
Is Emaciated Glasses Dude ear-humping Orange Bikini?
Is Plaid Shorts scapula-humping Fist O' Power, who in turn is scapula-humping Red Bikini, who in turn is scapula-to-nipple-humping White Bikini?
Is it X-rated without penetration?
Is Plaid Shorts scapula-humping Fist O' Power, who in turn is scapula-humping Red Bikini, who in turn is scapula-to-nipple-humping White Bikini?
Is it X-rated without penetration?
Damn, Boss wasn't kidding; only blogger folk can post now.
TARMAL! I'm glad I got rid of my multiple persona last week. 3 of which got mentions in DB1's book...heh heh
TARMAL! I'm glad I got rid of my multiple persona last week. 3 of which got mentions in DB1's book...heh heh
Son of a Bitch. Someone stole my HCwDB book out of the toilet.
Looks like The Man is into me for two copies now.
Looks like The Man is into me for two copies now.
Real picture Tuesday? Oh God. Fine, but please use more creativity in mocking, as the following have all been used to death:
1. John Lennon
2. Howard Stern
3. Ozzy (Seriously, WTF? I'm not a handsome man, but I'm not that wrecked looking.)
4. Cousin It
Dude standing directly behind white bikini looks confused. I think he just penetrated the small space between two of white's upper vertebrae, and he's trying to figure out if they're having "the sex."
1. John Lennon
2. Howard Stern
3. Ozzy (Seriously, WTF? I'm not a handsome man, but I'm not that wrecked looking.)
4. Cousin It
Dude standing directly behind white bikini looks confused. I think he just penetrated the small space between two of white's upper vertebrae, and he's trying to figure out if they're having "the sex."
@darksock they let you direct upload pics to blogger now. no remote storage necessary.
@mr. white that is some serious hair. do you use pantene?
@mr. white that is some serious hair. do you use pantene?
@bcs
Nah, Pantene dries it out too much. I usually go with Infusium (kind of expensive, though) or Tresemme. (Ooh la la!)
Did I just post about my shampoo preferences? No way, it must have been a dream.
Nah, Pantene dries it out too much. I usually go with Infusium (kind of expensive, though) or Tresemme. (Ooh la la!)
Did I just post about my shampoo preferences? No way, it must have been a dream.
We're sotty, DB1. Drink orange Gatorade, it helps with the hangovers.
Mr. White, you gots purdy hair. And you definitely look like a horny mathematician.
I'm liking the bevy of hand gestures in this photo, it certianly adds life and movement to an otherwise pooey composition. I keep looking behind me to see what the devil everyone is pointing at. But I don't wanna take my eyes off of Pepe or Mikey. Any guy at a beach party in a hat and dressed in all white is not to be trusted. Droog invasion! Let's hope Orange bikini doesn't get her face smashed in with a giant penis sculpture.
Staying focused, staying focused....
Mr. White, you gots purdy hair. And you definitely look like a horny mathematician.
I'm liking the bevy of hand gestures in this photo, it certianly adds life and movement to an otherwise pooey composition. I keep looking behind me to see what the devil everyone is pointing at. But I don't wanna take my eyes off of Pepe or Mikey. Any guy at a beach party in a hat and dressed in all white is not to be trusted. Droog invasion! Let's hope Orange bikini doesn't get her face smashed in with a giant penis sculpture.
Staying focused, staying focused....
Viva la Real Picture Tuesday.
I better be able to relink my old avatar after this, dammit.
It's a
Helwein portrait of Marily Manson from his Golden Age of Grotesque album, btw; click on that link if you want to see my scary ass avatar up close.
I better be able to relink my old avatar after this, dammit.
It's a
Helwein portrait of Marily Manson from his Golden Age of Grotesque album, btw; click on that link if you want to see my scary ass avatar up close.
@ Dark Sock
Got nothing funny to say... as usual. You look like an ordinary dude who has mild cholesterol build up and who - occassionaly - pops the little blue pill.
Got nothing funny to say... as usual. You look like an ordinary dude who has mild cholesterol build up and who - occassionaly - pops the little blue pill.
Come on guys. Be proud, and show your true beautiful faces!!!
"We are the world!!! We are the children!!!"
Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
"We are the world!!! We are the children!!!"
Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
Aw, thanks Medusa. I'd be worried about vitriolic anon reprisal for posting personal info, but they're banned today. Tee hee.
I, too, had a much different image of Sock. Sort of a thick-bearded, bear-like wizard-type, spewing comedy from a high tech cave.
Not that his pic necessarily refutes that...
I, too, had a much different image of Sock. Sort of a thick-bearded, bear-like wizard-type, spewing comedy from a high tech cave.
Not that his pic necessarily refutes that...
Is that Herb the office boy gettin out of the office???
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/05/herb-office-boy.html
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/05/herb-office-boy.html
This was from the Fist Of Power "2008 Douchie Congrats" party at the Fist Of Power beach house.
For some reason I want slurp down a jug of orange juice all of the sudden.
-Wop
For some reason I want slurp down a jug of orange juice all of the sudden.
-Wop
Fist of Power fun fact #306: Fist of Power cannot smile or frown in any picture. He can only give the stink eye.
-wop
-wop
@Wop
dangit! I think you're right! Why do I keep thinking they're the same guy? I need my head checked (I think I made the same mistake on FoP as well)
dangit! I think you're right! Why do I keep thinking they're the same guy? I need my head checked (I think I made the same mistake on FoP as well)
Oh my stars and garters. Blue bikini milf hottie is giving me the same trembling thigh sweats that I got in the 80s from Joanna Kerns. I've got your growing pains right here, my pumpkin. Oh indeed I do.
These feeble half-bags are giving me something, too. Hope. Hope that civilization will degenerate into nomadic cannibal rape-clans long before we really have to do shit about global warming. Wipe off the credit cards, Ma! Daddy's buyin' a Hummer!
@ Captain Abag
Thanks for that line. I have every intention to use that in conversation regularly from now on.
These feeble half-bags are giving me something, too. Hope. Hope that civilization will degenerate into nomadic cannibal rape-clans long before we really have to do shit about global warming. Wipe off the credit cards, Ma! Daddy's buyin' a Hummer!
@ Captain Abag
Thanks for that line. I have every intention to use that in conversation regularly from now on.
i go to work for 8 hours and HCwDB suspended anonymous comments? holy shit.
anyway, as soon as i'm done wanking to the picture (more specifically, the orange-bikini brunette) somebody turn the weather to 100 C in SoCal.
... we do have a weather control machine, right?
anyway, as soon as i'm done wanking to the picture (more specifically, the orange-bikini brunette) somebody turn the weather to 100 C in SoCal.
... we do have a weather control machine, right?
Glad other people noticed that Power Fist decided to show his stupid face again! How was this overlooked DB1?
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