Chica on the left is thinking:

Oh my God, he's taking our picture! Maybe I can hide behind my ubiquitous plastic cup...

AV
 

I dunno, those hotts may have a few miles on them but they have a certain "last call" kind of attractiveness that your loins can't deny at 2 a.m. after a few solid hours of boozing.
 

isn't that guy on the right the same guy that's in every jersey guido picture ever taken?
 

I can't stop cracking up at this one!! OMG they are like Comedy and Tragedy douches!
 

Ah, yes... New Jersey: the perfect vacation paradise!
 

Ok, normally I don't make fun of chicks with flat chests but this is just too fucking good to pass up. Alright little ho rag, you have nothing to push up in the first place, why the FUCK are you wearing a wonder bra? You do not need a bra with that small of a chest and that shirt. What you are saying is "I'm a big fucking slut, please bend me over and have your way with me." Your earings signal that you want someone to use them as handles while you suck their cock for a line of cock. Her kissy lips say "the top of my lip smells like poo, and I like it."

Now to the men, I'm pretty sure AX is getting a train pulled on his caboose. Or he just got a whiff of blue skank's pussy. Pink headband looks like he should be in a Richard Simmons video. Eck. I'll give him a break on the kissy lips, all douches do that when you scratch right behind their ears.

I know you boys think you look pretty but seriously; looking at yourselves in the mirror and then jizzing all over each other is not the best way to get product into your hair. Try some LA Looks, I hear that goes great with Axe.
 

No wonder the French hate us.
 

Alright plinky,

I've said it once and I'm going to say it again
 

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They are part of Joey Porsche's crew. I'd would spot that smell anywhere!

Marcos Douchebagdatis
 

That (insert grossest thing you can think of) wearing the headband has been on the site before. I don't remember when and I don't have the patience to dig through the archives, but this is not the first time he's been exposed to our collective mock.
 

is that the scrote living legend that is joey Porsche?
 

I don't know about the guys, but something about these Bleeths just screams, "Staten Island," not Jersey. I don't know if I can support my hypothesis except to say it's a gut feeling.

And by "gut feeling," I mean "explosive diarrhea."
 

I love this site.
 

Hmmm...they may be part of the Joey Porche crew. It's hard to tell them apart, but pink headband sort of looks like black and white stripped shirt guy...

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DBJoeyPorsche-795049.jpg
 

I have a teenage nephew who lives in the Garden State. While he doesn't "Guido" his hair, the scent of Axe arrives a minute before he does.

After seeing this photo I can't help but think that all is lost for TJ. He might as well buy some Jesus bling, mousse his hair with vaseline lotion, and making kissy face gestures.
 

did the "G" fall off the chest of bespectacled pile of poo on the right?
 

If you look up "clusterfuck" in the dictionary, this photo is next to it.
 

Looks like one of them lost the big lavender "L" off of their forehead
 

Right douche here in black shirt.
 

They've been:

"...Rollin' in their 5.0, with the ragtop down so their hair can blow. The girles on standby- waiting just to say hi- did they stop?
 

No, they just drove by.
 

"To the extreme, he fucks his friend with a candle, Reaches around, grabs a brown tiny handle."
 

Anything less than a breast is a felony.
 

Alright Anon at 11:35

I didn't listen to you once, and I won't listen again.
 

(sigh)

Plinky,

you really do suck
 

Honestly, if you look into that left hott's eyes, she seems as though she's going through a very serious and profound existential crisis.

I'm not even joking. Just look at her eyes. Hell, she might not even realize she's going through one. But I've seen that look before. It was the same look John Kerry had on his face after George W. Bush told him "You Forgot Poland".
 

Anon

You're boring. You make finding lint in my pocket seem like the discovery of electricity.

I noticed you only post comments towards me during non high school hours.
How pathetic for me. I have a hater who still wears a training bra or doesn't have pubic hair on his junk yet.

The fact you're on my junk signifies my importance to you.


















































Bitch.
 

@Ashfish

"I'm a big fucking slut, please bend me over and have your way with me."

While i inherently find absolutely nothing wrong with that statement...the problem with this filthy alcoholic ginch is that you would be bending her over the ladies room toilet having to hold her hair out of the way while she is purging her stomach of several 'sex on the beaches'.

Hmmm...I still can't find anything wrong with that situation, difficult as it would be to simultaneously hold her hair and keep from falling into her Grand Canyon as it were.
 

dammit Plinky tell your mom to stop posting here
 

i wish my dad would post here. but he's up in heaven with the angels.
 

heaven is a strip club in dallas. the angels are meth whores.
 

@ Dark Sock

It's even worse in "real life."
Mom's usually got a tall glass of scotch 'n water in one hand, and a bong shaped like a double-headed penis in the other when she's telling me how much I suck.
And a porcupine jammed up her ass.

Then she makes me lick the corns on her feet.
 

@ Anon

Mom, why did I see you kissing the bail bondsman that one time we went to spring daddy?
 

that would have to be one gigantic fucking porcupine to actually require "jamming" in her ass. i would imagine an entire family of porcupines could live in her colon for years with plenty of food and living space.
 

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm corn
 

Hey bcs, who's that dude in your avatar?
 

@ bcs

Dude that's not an invite to try. You stay out of my mom's colon... again.

What happened to your boys? Romeo and R. Savage?
 

@plink i think they are going to burn romeo at the stake. phil savage is on a train to a makeshift auschwitz in akron.

@vin that dude is none other than one of the coolest motherfuckers to grace this site, gunther. scroll down on the main page you'll find his video.
 

This is textbook reason to stay far, far away from Jerz. Tinytitties is tweaking so hard the photo is humming. Prom Queen on left is wondering if her life will ever recover from this night (no).
 

leave plinky alone, we like him here & wouldn't want to make him go hide for another 8 mos.
 

@ bcs

LOL. That would be sweet if there really was a makeshift Auschwitz in Akron for ass-clowns like Phil.
People from all around the state would flock there as if it were the State Fair.


good times, good times.
 

Watch out, hotts!

One of the Joey Porsche crew has gone rogue!
 

DEAR LORD!!! MY EYES, MY EYES!!!

I think the girl on the far left is pulling the ole "barf into the cup while no one is looking' maneuver. Very classy indeed.

There are so many things in this picture that make me want to jump in the meat grinder from Pink Floyd's "The Wall".

"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!!!"

Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
 

@ Buffy

BWAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
I know that move. Only it was in the sleeve of a rather expensive wool coat (as I was wearing it) rather than into a plastic cup. Ahhh, good times. The lady at the dry cleaners really hated me.

@ Anthony LaBaglia
again, BWAAAHAHAAHAAAAAA!!!

Now that the party is jumpin'
The bleeths have left, me and my homie are humpin'
quick in my ass to the point no fakin'
our skins are burnt like a pound of bacon


I knew I had seen right douche before. Oh, hell. They're all starting to look the same.
 

IT's the fucking JPE. Fuck you, fucking JPE.

Fuck Fung.
 

Can't Hamas and the IDF just aim their rockets at New Jersey?
 

I just farted.



My immediate vicinity smells far better than the stench emanating from this pic.
 

@ wheeze

At least you didn't blame it on the dog.
 

Joey Porsche hadn't bagged a bleeth this hot in a while. looks like his time as a Jersey Scrote has come and passed. it's time for a new generation of Jersey scrotes who may never be the same as the one and only Joey Porsche, but will get the bleethiest bleeths simply because the Joey Porsche is running out of steam. but like Dionysus rising from the ashes, other Jersey scrotes will take his place.

this reminds me of a novel i read a while back that invokes "Dionysus rises from the ashes" to describe a steel-nerved lady who had a thing about dating soldier after soldier (all of whom would be blown to smithereens later on during World War 1 - that's why she dated soldier after soldier - and quite callously so). it was a war novel kinda thing. and that Dionysus reference practically had me rolling in my alternate reality grave. i don't know why. it was very powerful.

unless DB1 proves me wrong, of course. can Joey Porsche prove his worth once again? only time will tell.
 

I wonder if those are his reading glasses?

There has to be at least a 1/2 ratio of chinstrap for guys and girls in this photo

After you finish, let go of the hair and let her fall into the vomit bowl.

-Parker Lewis Cant Douche
 

whats in the water in Jerzy how do they produce such magnificent douches time and time again?
 

Well DB1 I hope you're happy. This picture just gave me cholera.
 

"Well, look what the cat dragged in!!"

"Oil-spill Alert!!"

"Joey Porsche Experience at Right Angles and Wrong Curves in Magenta and Pink"

"Flim-Flams and Flat-Chests"(and I reckon, if summer, Flip-Flops)

"Cup to the Left, Cup to the Right,
Here I am, Back in the Middle with Poo."
 

Hey man It's not cool to pick on people with autism...oh wait this guy's for real.
 

Dude on the right is a bed wetter.
 

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Scrote on the right looks like he got kicked in the groin.
 

Dear lord, have these choadmunches ever taken a picture without that ridiculous kissy lips face? I'm beginning to think that these Joey Porsche sidekicks have actually eclipsed the master in their level of douchosity.
 

bcs - you hit the nail on the head when you said - "isn't that guy on the right the same guy that's in every jersey guido picture ever taken?"

exactly!

dbag1 posts the same group of guidos from NJ and makes it seem like the whole state is teeming with d-bags.

I think Dbag1 just goes to the same Myspace or facebook page when he runs out of material

very lazy and quite boring.

just more Jersey stereotypes from people who have never been there and have no idea what they are talking about.

sure there are d-bags in New Jersey. but it is QUITE EASY to avoid them. just try NOT going to their habitat - Belmar, Point Pleasant and Seaside Heights (the Jersey d-bag mecca). you avoid d-bag havens like that, you will avoid d-bags. its that simple.

just love people from the midwest, California, etc. talking about New Jersey as if they know what they are talking about and based on watching a few episodes of the Sopranos.

there's a reason NJ has the highest levels of education attainment, the highest % of kids attending college and the highest income in the country.

here's a hint - we are hardly all uneducated d-bags living in the shadow of oil tanks. although that might describe the same 5 "NJ sleeze" that dbag1 keeps posting when he runs out of material.

YAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN
 

Why to Jersey Douches pout their lips? No one seems to know. If you do, please reply back.
 

wouldnt know. lived in Jersey my whole life and have never meet d-bags like this. have seen some waiting outside cheesy dance clubs I would never go in. but have never meet, known, or talked to any.

they are a species all to themselves. and hardly typical for New Jersey.

-wonderturtle
 

Those definitely look like the same douches who are in Joey Porsche's gang that went to "Acapulo".

I knew a Jersey douche around 15 years ago who drove a Fiero and wore fingerless driving gloves like he was in Le Mans or something.
 

wow. seriously do you people realize how pathetic you are...to take the time out of your day to find pictures of guys on the internet and then write "funny" things about them? do you really have nothing better to do with your time? the name of this website alone indicates that your feelings are pure jealousy..."hot chicks with douche bags" clearly seeing hot girls with these guys makes you upset because youre wondering why theyre with them and not you...and ive noticed that you don't target just one group of people on this site, but all different kinds of people...so please enlighten me, what exactly is the definition of a douche bag? a tall good looking guy who works out on a regular basis and takes care of himself? ya real douche bags...as far as im concerned a douche bag is someone who creates a .com which you have to PAY FOR dedicated SOLEY to making fun of other people you don't even know...maybe you should reevaluate what youre doing here and with the rest of your time, grow up and get a life cuz its blatantly obvious who the douche bags REALLY are.