Ah, it's nice to see a hot in a Loop shirt again, reminds me of my childhood...
 

If the hott in the Loop shirt told me to jump off a cliff into a chasm filled with starving piranhas, I would do it without hesitation. This girl is the kind of beautiful that makes one's brain stop functioning properly while in her presence.

*wipes tear* Ned "gets it." What a fantastic email.

And DB1, for consistently eloquent posts like this one, you may bury your nose between my D cups any time.
 

"But let us not forget female accomplishment in this equation.

Georgia O'Keefe. Laurie Anderson. Ayn Rand. Emma Goldman. Maya Deren. Marie Curie. Hannah Arendt. Judith Butler. Toni Basil."

Do they all want to Hottie Boobie Suckle Thigh as well? I mean, at least secretly?
 

Reading her shirt backwards - it says "pool."

"looppoollooppoollooppoollooppoollooppoollooppoollooppool....."



My neck hurts.
 

Heather wins.
 

Douche has the twin towers coming out of his head...so disrespectful.
 

@ DWtD

WoW! You CAN motorboat in a pool!
 

I have impure thoughts about the Girl in the Loop shirt. The 40 year old assclown, however, I can live without.

Is that a tie, or a scarf, or has that greased up gibbon tied a pair of giant novelty shoelaces around his neck?
 

I make art all the time... mostly in white ink blots, but, we all must have a talent!
 

A truly hot hott.


I would tobacco-like dip her Aunt Ethel's coffee grounds that she uses for an ashtray/spitune as she hoiks up a morning's worth of lung gravy just to fold her overweight ( but with a nice personality) cousin Beatrice's dirty gym socks while being forced to sniff deeply of each one's toe seam.
 

Awww...it's like homage to your Chicagoland baghunters and huntresses.

I want to choke his stupid skinny neck with his stupid skinny scarf.
 

I have to take issue with your inclusion of Ayn Rand in that group.
 

OK, back to just Zombie in my avatar.....



@Lulu -

Lots of us here, it seems - I'm a native of Illinois (and "Da Bears'" current training camp home).
 

Loop Hottie: current front-runner for 2009's Hott of the Year Douchie.





As you were.
 

Nice Rosary there, it almost negates the wrongness of your black and grey renal flossing necklace.

I would swim across the ocean with a hundred putrid tuna strapped to my nethers, backpedaling through the straight of Gibralter, then jogging through libya wrapped in an American flag and a mask of George Bush's face, just to ride a wave of scarabs that spewed forth from Anubis' bowels on the off chance that I'd fall off the top of the Sphinx, breaking my back so that I might sniff the latent perfume from the doctor that once passed gas in the throne room of the great pyramid of Giza 'causing her seventh cousin twice removed to pass out.

'cause I'm Indiana Jones like that.
 

her shirt is hard for me to read... but, I'm pretty sure it says "Lumps"
 

Mmm, boobs.

Fuck, what the hell is that thing growing off of her face?!? Maybe we can get it surgically removed. Or if we just spray it with enough acid maybe it will go away.

Ned- That was just beautiful. I haven't seen witting that choked me up that much since Medusa's Chicago ravings and BVG's zany prison sex scenes.

Keep up the good work DB1. This site is like our church, we must repent our ways by mocking all that is bleeth and chaod. It's some sort of commandment or something.

Also, I would totally motorboat her. I'd even let her do it back if she wanted to.

Boobs.
 

@ ash 3:23

Respect your elders! I get to motorboat her first!

Gads, Chicago is positively infested, there is no doubt about it at this point. Loopy boobies here is being infected with the creeping crud and all I can do is watch and cry.

I have a lot of karmic amends to make and community service is a great way to go about it, I've found. Only this time I'll skip the usual stuff and just hijack a bus. I'll round up all the hotts and drive them to a safe location, preferrably The Playpen. All you baghunters will be there to console their grief over what is about to happen. Chicago will burn down again.

And it will remain forever douche-free, being re-populated by hotts and 'baghunters. Without the smell of AXE, techno beats and the color orange to hypnotize them, they hotts will be spellbound by the collective wit and humor of the 'baghunters. They will then adoringly make themselves receptacles for your mighty seeds. Win!!!

And, as the sun sets, I will ride off in my magic bus, on a mission to Scottsdale...
 

M.O. the Carrie Nation of baghunting!
 

@M.O.

But! Do I get spankings if I disrespect you? Cause that might be worth it.

And it sounds like I'm going to need a raincoat if I ever visit Chicago in that future state. I don't need to get in the way of any seeds finding their receptacles. No thank you ma'am.

We could always just do it mafia style. Start offing douches and send body parts to their broheims in hopes they get the picture. Maybe just a few mauled Axe bottles will suffice. But I know I don't have the balls to get close enough to that shit to mangle it. I volunteer pfah for that job since he's not here.
 

I have to agree with hoser: Ayn Rand is indeed a giant douche. It even says so on Facebook.

Seriously, read The Fountainhead. You'll pray for her spirit to end up in the same dirty cell with Donk.
 

I would cover the entire Las Vegas desert landscape with mounds that resemble the ancient Bukit Brown cemetery in Singapore, wearing a used diaper filled with Paraponera clavata, for the highly improbable chance that I could count the number of droplets of saliva left behind from all the motor boating that happened while I was caressing my Vespa Mandarinia Japonica collection.

'cause i'm a sado-masochistic Entomologist like that.
 

The thoughts I have, they involve clown makeup, a 100 foot garden hose, and a cuckoo clock.
 

@ Mr White

I couldn't say for sure if Ayne Rand's a douchebag but I'd like to spend a few hours gazing into Megan Power's eye to hear the argument.
 

the role of Crucial is played tonight by JCvD
 

UPDATE: Donk is not faring so well in confinement. It's really hardening him up and killing his gentle, fun-loving spirit...
 

@ M.O. 6:21

That tear is for his murdered sense of self esteem. Or Dave Bob wanted to commemorate their first night of love by tattooing the tears of his virgin ass being ripped open to his cheek. You know, so he can remember the moment as Donk is sucking him off.
 

DB1, pass the hooch, 'cause that photo hurts.

@Ash 3:23 -
I know how Loop could remove that crud. My brother had a skin tag once, and he removed it by tying a string around it until it turned gross and crusty, and just fell off. Loop could try that... he looks like he's already halfway to gross and crusty.
 

@Medusa Oblongata 6:21

LMAO!!

Oh, I mean, awww...poor Donk. Time in the joint has really hardened him.
 

THIS is the kinda picture you wanna cringe to after a day of hard work.

i've noticed, women may or may not look older in photograph than in person or video. that's certainly what i've noticed of Samurai Scrote's Sparkling Carolyn in picture and in video. she looked a lot younger in video form.

i wonder if the same applies to somewhat MILF-looking Ms. Boob Loops here? not that i'm not aroused by her cougarly appeal.

her spokesmodel smile is pure professional hottness. that smile tells you how much that douchebag paid to photograph a kiss with her. that smile also tells you how expensive a date with her will be (maybe less for lesbian flings?). that smile also also tells you how much money is needed to maintain a long-term relationship with her.

and above all, that smile is hot.
 

@creature

Yea, Crucial wanted me to fill in due to the fact that he was out of the 'Loop' and left her panting and begging for more in a dumpster behind a Chicago Waffle House while he sucked some more Knob to the C...

@M.O.

I can only wonder how you were able to gleam this picture from the prison guards. I'm sure it involved a spiked mace, liquid latex, and a tub of DuGong lard. He seems to be suffering from a slight case of intestinal over-ingestional seminal fluiditis. He's still waiting to get his second tear drop tattooed on, because this isn't his first time...
 

@Vin, 5:52 p.m. -

She is definitely a hottie! Odd how when finding her on a Facebook group called "Ayn Rand is a douchebag" that we can look over her friends list and see that she's doing "field research."
 

After the Maroon 5 concert Tiffany took the next step in her radio career and finally let Dig 'Em Bonez, the acerbic and ultra-hip shock-jock at WTIT in Des Moines, fulfill one of his most pestering fantasies with her: blowing pop rocks and soda into her ear.
 

Looks like he's sucking heroin right out of her cheek. I bet he listens to Buckcherry. Asshole.
 

What's the over/under on his tats plus heroin tracks?
 

DB1, you're getting into the so-called "serious" arts here, so art-bleeths like Laurie Anderson and Joan La Barbara deserve mention, and for the douchebags, the ultimate New Yorker who could play an A minor arpeggio out of his ass and talk about it like it was art, Philip Glass. Now, there's a douchebag!
 

Although I the picture does not affirm this, I will possibly make an ass of you and me and assume that Loop Hott also puts the ass in assume. I love the 96th floor bar at the Hancock, BTW, and will show some class and leave that one alone.
 

Yeah wotta sacrifice. They get all the boobie so we don't have to. Yeah, I get what he's saying, But still...
 

lol@Medusa! Nice work!

As for HCwDB, being a Jersey resident I am reminded day after day just how much humanity fails. Having this site is like a sanctuary, where I can meet up with other hunters; mock some choads, diss some Bleeths and visually molest the hotts.

As for the pic, what can I say that hasn't been said already? Hott you make my dreams come true, douche you can die.

Also, is that PNC Art Center Exit 116 on the PKWY?
 

Wow. She is gorgeous.

That's all I got.
 

Motley Douche/"Crock of Love" Wannabee...

The Loop could truly be a fine piece of real estate if the streetsweepers would get around to spraying the Eau de Douche Sachet off of the surrounding sidewalk areas.
 

DB1:

Althusser was a TOTAL douchebag.

He strangled his wife, fer chrissakes. Brilliant? Yes. Wife murdering asshole? Yup.
 

The Hott's Hottness inspired me to do some research.

Her - April, Miss The Loop 2007
Him - Nikki Sixx, douchebag

her wlup blog

I have no words.
 

Motley Douche were such great songwriters--they had such memorable hits it is no wonder women swoon for them.

Just the other day I found myself humming that one melody that they did and I got through a couple bars of the chorus and then I couldn't remember the rest of it--but I am sure it was an anthem to a generation to someone out there.
 

PS--Miss The Loop is so fixated on this dude, she is missing the fact that a photographer is taking their picture--that is too bad; this would have been a great picture for her portfolio.

True love will do that to ya--you get so engrossed in the moment and your love for the other person you forget about all of your selfish career agenda.
 

unbelievably...i know this girl. equally as unbelievable is the fact that she dated an even bigger douche than depicted in this image. she used to go out with the lead singer of an Irish Punk band from here in Chicago called "The Sharky Doyles". I've been actually meaning to submit his picture as well.

she is bleeth. like stage 5. other accolades of hers include...contestant on the bachelor about 2 years ago (April is her name). was kicked off the first day. also, she is the spokesmodel for Vehix.com here in Chicago.
 

Bitch looks more like the spokesperson for Valtrex.com.
 

And these rockers- God bless'em if they're successful- they pull top-shelf talent well into their
60s if they ever even had a record you could buy in the store. (CD- I'm dating myself) but even local bands like this dingleberry is reportedly in- aren't these usually the kids we used to stuff in gym lockers and piss on?

Chris and Rich from The Black Crowes went to H.S. here in metro Atl- in the upper-middle class suburbs where I live- my ex was actually in Rich's class and Chris went to St. Pius- I know several people who knew of them back then. Point is- these guys are almost always abused band nerds, or SO fucking detached that they HAVE to beome either rock "stars", or blow up their schools like Columbine. Have you EVER seen ONE of these guys who was not SO fucked up that he either:

a. can't get through a day without swilling gallons of alcohol and pills, in spite of an above-average to stellar life, depending on the success of the band, or,

b. is obviously so clinically depressed that he's always just a ballad away from suicide?

And what's with the not taking a bath thing? I don't fucking know- the chicks with musicians thing has always truthfully puzzled me. I can appreciate the art, but I would no more want to be physically involved with one of these cumstains (if I was a chick) than have my nipples licked by Flavor Flav. Is it just me?
 

She's hot alright, but-her-face ...

she's got that look of a mom who forgot to take her Xanax and is about to go berzerker on her kids in Walmart for picking up yet another crappy toy after she told them "NO!" about a hundred times.

I love you my sweet little angels BUT YOU'RE GETTING ON MY NERVES AND NOW I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!
 

having never visited the fair city of Chicago, (went through once on a bus) i always heard great things about that toddlin' town.

i now realize it is indeed the 6th circle of hell.


may god have mercy on your souls.
 

@ douchetoevsky

It is. It is indeed.

Save me.
 

Henry Darger thought girls had penises. just saying...
 

I would drink her bathwater through a crazy straw.
 

that's Nikki Sixx? maybe this isn't as funny as Donkey Douche getting arrested, but it's certainly just as unsurprising.
 

Loop was a chicago radio station. I believe it still is.

Yet another reason for DB1 to see the douche/hott in Chicago for himself.

Walk where Fish Slap walked
Visit Donkey Douche
Go to Excalibur

-Douchetorious B.A.G.
 

NOT nikki sixx BUT John Corabi of RATT who is actually VERY cool......and prob has had more chicks than all the DB's on featured on this site!!
 

who that ugly butch women with that super hot babe