Monday, December 22, 2008
The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttchin
There is poetic tragedy, and cultural metaphor rendered in subtextual thematics, when your orange tan and frost tips age in reverse.
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while we're on the subject of aging backwards, there is no such thing as a douchebag de-douching back to a notadouche. no way in hell.
a Bleeth might reform back to a regular hott. but only in fantasy movies like Raising Helen.
a Bleeth might reform back to a regular hott. but only in fantasy movies like Raising Helen.
She looks like she might have a nice ass. I think I'd rather see that side of her, even though she might be a bit toasted.
He's just an ass.
He's just an ass.
and even Raising Helen is a pretty crappy movie. ugh.
(but oy! haven't landed first post in a long time)
(but oy! haven't landed first post in a long time)
Looks like a turd that came back up through the toilet.. Maybe he's related to Mr Hanky and hes here to spread holiday cheer...and poo
# posted by 
: 1:19 PM
: 1:19 PM
What is with grey tips in the Douche community lately? Fung has it going on too.
Perhaps the moral decay is seeping out from the scalp. Any thoughts on this new look?
Perhaps the moral decay is seeping out from the scalp. Any thoughts on this new look?
# posted by : 1:21 PM
: 1:21 PM
Ok look. I'm bald and even I know that you can't just go out and buy a can of fake snow meant for Christmas trees and use that to frost your tips.
And another thing. To any man out there, before you intentionally do something like this to your own hair, I want you to look at yourself in the mirror and say outloud, "I am about to Frost My Tips." If you can still do it after saying that, well...
Fuck. I just made myself sad.
And another thing. To any man out there, before you intentionally do something like this to your own hair, I want you to look at yourself in the mirror and say outloud, "I am about to Frost My Tips." If you can still do it after saying that, well...
Fuck. I just made myself sad.
# posted by : 1:22 PM
: 1:22 PM
I dunnoh about this "hott".
I can't tell if she's in mid-smile on her way to being cute or this is all you get: she's a dispeptic slack jaw with Benjamin Buttchin cum breath.
I can't tell if she's in mid-smile on her way to being cute or this is all you get: she's a dispeptic slack jaw with Benjamin Buttchin cum breath.
Is that jizz running down his chin? Also, she ain't exactly hott (except maybe at Last Call!)!
# posted by : 1:29 PM
: 1:29 PM
The Picture Of Doucheian Gay.
I dunno...I spend a lot of time dyeing my hair to HIDE the gray. Then again, that's part of the Penis Privilege. You can rock the gray and it looks "distinguished".
Wel, usually....
I dunno...I spend a lot of time dyeing my hair to HIDE the gray. Then again, that's part of the Penis Privilege. You can rock the gray and it looks "distinguished".
Wel, usually....
She may not be hot, but something tells me her skills aren't her looks...
This guy is going to graduate into full-blown childmolester, or one of those dweebs who tries to go to computer school at 41, (because he'll realize that burger king manager isn't that bitchin' of a gig)
This guy is going to graduate into full-blown childmolester, or one of those dweebs who tries to go to computer school at 41, (because he'll realize that burger king manager isn't that bitchin' of a gig)
Is it possible that Corey Hamster and his hott have aged very badly? If so, I feel sad. For the hott.
# posted by : 1:54 PM
: 1:54 PM
all I know is when I clicked on this pix the VU song 'Heroin' started playing for some reason....
True story.
True story.
butterrrface, but i will quote my friend and colleague ted theodore scrotgan when i say, 'gimme 2 beers, this chick is gross.' that said, she is not gross, but the point is this is nothin a few beers can't fix. you are wise ted, very wise.
# posted by : 2:04 PM
: 2:04 PM
When I see a guy with a horrible dye job like that I just assume he got hold of a box of Clairol peroxide and left it on too long, or his little sister is flunking out of beauty school.
# posted by : 2:12 PM
: 2:12 PM
I don't think this chick's a butterface at all.
She's got a betterface than Oilcakes and 3 of the chicks sticking their asses out below.
This guy walked into the salon and said, "Can you make my hair look like a bunch of nasty cobwebs? You can? Great."
She's got a betterface than Oilcakes and 3 of the chicks sticking their asses out below.
This guy walked into the salon and said, "Can you make my hair look like a bunch of nasty cobwebs? You can? Great."
D'oh! Portrait of Douchelian Gay already covered.
Sal Mineouche?
Okay that is a Baby Boomer reference, but Dorian Gray was in the Nineteenth Century.
Sal Mineouche?
Okay that is a Baby Boomer reference, but Dorian Gray was in the Nineteenth Century.
Ahha! Here we have a case of the reverse happy trail. Instead of ending at his unmentionables, it ends at his mouth, where the anti-douche may place his satchel.
# posted by : 2:47 PM
: 2:47 PM
@ plinky 2:06
What if she's clean shaven, how do you know? Or is it safe to assume the (natural) carpet matches the curtains?
What if she's clean shaven, how do you know? Or is it safe to assume the (natural) carpet matches the curtains?
Just another pic from the Casa de Heuvos Feliz Navidad Fiesta.
She is not hott, but I'd motorboat the crap out of that rack.
She is not hott, but I'd motorboat the crap out of that rack.
@ Plinky 3:47 through DarkSock 5:46
BWAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!! I love you guys. I send imaginary loaves of banana nut bread your way. Mmmm, these real ones sure smell good, hope you like the ones I send by brainwave.
BWAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!! I love you guys. I send imaginary loaves of banana nut bread your way. Mmmm, these real ones sure smell good, hope you like the ones I send by brainwave.
Can obtuse
intersect
subtle? Can
this manager of
a Visible Changes
in a San
Diego mall
date staff?
(Crimson Tide,
June 26 2008)
intersect
subtle? Can
this manager of
a Visible Changes
in a San
Diego mall
date staff?
(Crimson Tide,
June 26 2008)
Thiz pic is SICK!!!
Not slang "sick" butt vomitting spaghetti out your nose sick.
*Drunken Troll*
Not slang "sick" butt vomitting spaghetti out your nose sick.
*Drunken Troll*
# posted by : 6:20 PM
: 6:20 PM
Hmm, stoner hott there would probably raise a few more flagpoles around here if she stopped buying her club clothes at Goodwill and actually payed someone without a crack habit to do her hair. She's sportin' a nice natural rack, and for that, god lover her, I won't trash her any further.
The douchebag: Chris Walken via Bart Simpson. Stoned and yellow. With bukkake hair.
The douchebag: Chris Walken via Bart Simpson. Stoned and yellow. With bukkake hair.
This was taken in the line into hell, has to have been, I can tell by the fact that they appear to be melting.
The milieu isn't right, ripe, rife with significance. This is in the mop room where Guillermo is having a photo snapped with his cousin Gabby before her shift starts at the Brass Ass. G is neither incestual nor straight. He's taking his signature coif down to Frosted Flames where he buys drinks for shirtless fratboys and thoughtfully, sexily massages his chin pubes wiht a manicured index finger.
I think somethign that may be undermentioned in this entire site is the fact that these squeezers "dont ever have a beer in their hand" and some of them look so toned they would never be able to have a beer in their life. Thank Christ theres not too much of this in Australia. Fuck ALL of these Douches.
# posted by : 12:26 AM
: 12:26 AM
That hot is not hot and fuck that frosted tipped guido , please DB1 get back to normality by making me throw up a little in my mouth .
# posted by : 3:05 AM
: 3:05 AM
@ Medusa
Thanks, but you can give darksock both the banana and the nut.
He swings that way, I don't.
You know what they say about those married guys with well endowed children?
Deep down inside they're really gay.
I will, however, take a vodka martini with a couple of fat olives on a toothpick.
Ooops, damn! Another blatant dick metaphor. I'm busted.
Thanks, but you can give darksock both the banana and the nut.
He swings that way, I don't.
You know what they say about those married guys with well endowed children?
Deep down inside they're really gay.
I will, however, take a vodka martini with a couple of fat olives on a toothpick.
Ooops, damn! Another blatant dick metaphor. I'm busted.
His skin a deep orange and his hair discoloured as he is dying from multiple organ failure, Benjamin Buttchin went on one last bender. Bleethy Breda thought his unnatural skin tint was from a spray on tan, and so she mistook him for a douchebag. His organs are failing because he thought that if he drank a gallon of AX it would come out of his skin pours making him a stinky hit with the laideeeeeez.
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