FIRST POST!

for a moment i almost feel like i've defeated Tonguey McCooties bag and wrested the scared-but-obviously-still-enjoying-it hottie from his claws there.
 

What's with the faint swirls all over the picture, most notably on the guy's jacket?

DoucheyDust?
 

He saw how Brian Earlicker nailed Lila and her Alzadoes and won a Weekly for it. He thought, "Damn, I could myself a Douchie if I copy that shit!"

But he doesn't understand that the Samurai's headband overtook the tongue for the Monthly. Maybe Tonguey needs a headband, huh?
 

.....could win myself*.....
 

Generally the douche virus can be passed through the air, or by mere physical contact with a douchebag. But, some hotts are not as susceptible to the virus as others. In times like this, douchebags must utilize bodily fluid to carry out the transmission. In this case, saliva. It is imperative to the virus that the male be successful in transmitting the disease. For if the female does not succumb to the lifestyle, and rejects the male, the virus will die.
 

I got that from a documentary. Same folks who made this one

http://www.break.com/index/effect_of_drugs_and_alcohol_on_spider_webs.html
 

7th!

Yea for me!!!!!!
 

Oh baby, you taste like picante sauce.
 

Hey Lengua, does that jacket wrinkle much?
 

She.Is.Hot.
 

That's All Folks!

Good Night!

Don't forget to tip your waitresses.
 

I think the smoke is the young hott attempting to spontaneously combust, judging by her inability to absorb herself into the wooden support beam behind her for escape. The only reason she is smiling is because McCooties is licking her so damn hard that he's contorting the poor girl's face.
 

aahhh, i got nothing
 

¿¶¥
 

shes like 14 and he should be like doing 20yrs
 

The only thing that compares to his hair is my toilet bowl scrubber.

Almost one and the same.

I think she would agree too.
 

What Ho! -The rakish flare of his nostrils suggests he is about to blast a farmer snort on her face and then lick that off, too.

-she will continue to smile innocently.
 

After leaving the stench of the cigar bar and finding a nice corner in the maple wood factory, Cigar Store Indain douchebag tried his infamous "lick the toad" move.
After salivating profusely and using his tongue to smear his deadly potion onto unsuspecting bleeths' faces, the toxin soons kicks in immobolizing said bleeth from any rational or logic action and behavior, casuing her to rip her clothes off, stick a pack of bottle rockets up her cooch, light them, and then do cartwheels down the cobblestone street which runs along side the hip but yet surburban strip of bars and Euro-trash coffee shops.

After all's said and done, Cigar Store Indian douchebag proclaims,"
Me smoke 'em bitches!"
 

Hey Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a bleeth-pop?


Wunnnnnnnnnn







Tooooooooooooooo



T-t-t-threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 

That's actually not his tongue. McCooties is passing the afterbirth of his smoking hot douche aura on Mamacita as a unique form of territorial pissing.
 

The sinuses behind my orbitals have been infected with something in the last 5 pictures... the pain is... tremendous....

Face licking is something only to be done to irritate the shit out of one's wife. That and some mouth-to-nose resuscitation, nothing like inflating your wife's nasal cavity to really piss her off.

It's worse when you lick a face that belongs to a different woman, man she get's angry.
 

Gee, aren't they cute?

And by cute I mean ram a fire poker through one of Tonguey's ears hard enough to stick out the other side, then flip Mamacita upside down and carry her home like a bowling ball.
 

Hey Plinky!

You gonna let that guy do that to your barista? BEFORE she makes your latte?
 

Well you can tell why she's going out with him can't you, I've lost count of how many chicks want me to lick there face in public.
 

He is like a human version of soap scum on the shower door....
 

Rock, paper, ...tongue to the face???

You're doin' it wrong!
 

pobre mamcita.

Tonguey, come mierda, y vete a la chingada.

pinche pedazo de mierda...
 

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Xenu is Toungey's father. Xenu also loaned Toungey that awesomely hip sport coat he's rockin.

It's a family hierloom.
 

Man. This reminds me of this time I woke up in a ditch next to a pawn shop, and this bum kept calling me "Alfalfa." I bet this dude smells like pee and Aqua Velva, too.
 

Mike FTW.
 

Hott is pure soft vedic goodness. I would spend hours helping her find gifts in Pier one imports just to have the opportunity to make her laugh with my crappy jokes.

Me: "Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and say, "man it's really hot in here". The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, "WHOA, a talking muffin!"
 

@ Douchemaster Flex

Did you finish Stripes?

Yes? Good, now watch it again with about 6 or 7 friends.
Then, and only then will you get the true meaning of this
thing we call Stripes.

ASvB
 

he rode his motorcycle across town sitting facing backwards without a helmet just to taste her rouge. Idiot.
 

It's a wonder he can reach her face under that nose of his.
My god that thing's got more curve than pfah's mid-section.
 

@ Darksock

You're up early, did the alcohol wear off?

ASvB
 

this picture would piss me off, but this morning a panic attack set in and my half a xanny bar won't allow me to give a shit. just trying to find enough energy to walk to the water cooler and fill up my disney world ceramic drinking cup.
 

@ BCS

Now I know there was not any alcohol in those drinks! You are up too!

What's this world coming to.

BCS, I made this avatar in honor of you. Only BCS would find the comedy in this avatar, click to see up close.

ASvB
 

EWWWWWW!!!!!Skanky-hair male!
 

Don't ever let any animal or douchebag lick your face. Do you know what they do to themselves first?!?
 

Jacket by Target.

Dress shirt by Sears.



Hair by Bukkake.
 

@ Adolph 3:18

The only acceptable answer to that question is:

"That's the fact, Jack!"
 

wait. maybe i should give this douche a little credit.

Jacket by Comme Des Garcons.

Dress shirt by Prada.



Hair by Bukkake.
 

i know db-1 wont post this,but this is teh ultimate hcwdb combo ive seen in a minute!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3pVqPJjggQ&NR=1

-scrotumpole-
 

@pfah

Tighty-whities by Goodwill.
 

dhmkuykk.
 

@bcs....you ok over there?
 

You can smell the aramis wafting through the screen!
 

You're killing me with the toungue 'bags, DB1. Have mercy.

Ah, Creepshow 2...fantastic.

How did she manage to keep those choppers so spotless and in full view in that toxic man-eating oil slick anyway?

AV
 

@ASVB

nice avatar buddy. not sure how I feel knowing what I just looked at...
 

ok so while GBH below is hot, I feel no sympathy for her. Now this Mamacita....

I'd assume that while the camera that captured this photo could be on a tripod, i'd gather an actualy person took this photo, leading me to wonder, WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO CAPTURE THIS SEGMENT OF REALITY?????!!!!!!

unless of course, it's to mock the fuck out of 18 Visions hair here...

Now i'm really pissed.

Army of douche-ness...
 

@ vin douchal

Is that one of the best movies ever!?!

@ scumbag619
7:37 AM

It's very kissable, but needs a breath mint.

Oh well, off to make some money, apparently 43 year old male dancers are in season, and I fit the profile.

RIGHT!

ASvB
 

They're obviously sitting in a pew at church. Unfortunately, this picture proves that, as Nietzsche said, God is dead, supplanted by a race of men baptized in douche water.

I wonder what his hair looks like in the morning. I hope that Angel Hott doesn't know.
 

in his defense, she is very lickable.
 

So now we know what those Somali pirates are doing with all that hijacked oil.
 

No means yes and yes means more.. Later on he will get her to play "just the tip"
 

What in the fuck is this pile of shit? God, I haven't seen this much graphic licking since that odd National Geographic documentary into the indigenous palm licking peoples of the south-by-southwest-by-northeast slopes of the Himalayas. Run away hott!! It will only get worse from here! They're known for subjecting the lickees to axe scent tests.

Speaking of Himalaya, I'm pretty sure he's going for a Crested Treeswift hair style here. Impressive, but I think he missed the mark a bit. If we're lucky, in the next frame his jacket caught on fire from his cigarette or cigar causing him to go up in a ball of flame from the fumes of his douche stench, the axe, and the gallon of grease in his hair.
 

That's it. I'm out of here!
 

what's this girl's nationality??
 

George, is that you?