I dig the hotts.

I want to dig a hole and bury Photobag in it.
 

come on, this guy is cool.
 

Never seen so much delicious suckle-thigh looking so, er, uh, ready for action...

And by action, I mean powering the thrust that would kick the balls off photodorkeous camouflageous.
 

"Give me tiger! Your a tiger! Growl for me baby! RAWWWR!"
 

I would literally let these ladies fuck me to death. And given that they are roughly 3000% more physically fit than I am, such a union would indeed probably be fatal.
 

Quite simply, these are Hott thighs that would strangle a horse.

Or a horse's ass like Photobageous.

However, who cares about him?? He is outnumbered by highly-conditioned Hotts who will never go Bleeth.
 

This picture is just...weird. What the hell kind of facial expression is that to have? And why is it only right that his shirt is unbuttoned? He needs to get that damn camera shadow out of left hott's face. And I think all the girl's shirts could stand to be as tight as blond on the right's.
 

The premise that "Photographers are artists" is faulted for similar reasons that the premise, "DJ's are muscicians" is.
 

How come when I wear a rockin doo rag like that I don't score hotts like that?
 

Alright, so 18 is a multiple of 6, right, so where does that leave 5? Does it matter? I would break laws of physics to fit these three into my Catholic High School Girls in Trouble remake fantasy.

That is one ugly little shit.
 

Is that Phil Collins on location filming the new video for Douchedouchio?
 

Wait a minute ...

We need to show more reverence for PhotoBag for he is directly below us in the douchebag food chain.

He is the supplier of sustinence, the cataloguer of HCwDb moments there for the taking, the mocking.

Will Db1 win any/all lawsuits against his publication? Of course because the photogs and their publishers did Db1's homework for him, effectively yanking out the feathers of these peacocks, tearing the teeth right out of the mouths of these tigers, castrating the nads out of these pit bulls.

Hopefully , this isn't how Db1 got the ole Masters from USC (per a 'net bio) having plebes clear out the dirty work. Due to Db1's witty dialogue and nicknaming skills, we'd like to think not.

PhotoBag has not earned a pass as he is clearly a dick-tugging scrotewank but he is shall we say , a necessary evil?
 

uh , sustinence = sustenance, but you get the idea, eh?
 

I fully agree with db1, recognizing the maturity of this trend here in LA. Seems like quite a career for a man who's used to going to strip clubs but doesn't have the money to foot the bill.
 

Vlad the Photobag talks like this:

"yah okee den lahdies. now vee take group shot of me stonding viss yous and making Vladiator face for friends to see. Maybe lahter i stroke penis and thinking of you lahvley wommens."


i'll take a #5 please?
 

@vin douchal

I see your point, although I offer one refinement. It's true that the low-rent club photogs provide us with hott-douche couplings, but consider this: They could (and should) remain anonymous. What if Ansel Adams had taken a picture of himself flashing the shocker in Yosemite? What if Richard Avedon had inserted himself into a picture of Marilyn Monroe, making kissy lips and pointing at her boobs? Their art would be diminished, if not completely canceled out.

And what does this mean for the untalented club photog? The consequences are even more dire. There is no art to begin with, so what is canceled out is their very humanity. By inserting themselves into the frame--these people who, let's face it, became photogs because they're too ugly to be in front of the camera--they become lower than douche.
 

Who said anything about club photos being ART ?

This is art ..
 

volleyball chicks are the top hots.

i know a professional photographer working in a modeling studio. he's a nice guy. he keeps complaining about constantly being surrounded by hot chicks and constantly being horny and constantly not being able to fuck any of them. we even talked about where he could masturbate at work to relieve the stress.

we should get that guy to beat up Photobag here.

and then i can scrote up the volleyball hots.
 

$100 sez PhotoBag cums Drytac VERSA-Coater when he flogs his Moses
 

Mental note: Next vacation, go to Croatia; pretend to like volleyball...
 

Mr. White @ 10:10 - "What if Ansel Adams had taken a picture of himself flashing the shocker in Yosemite?" - made me spit diet pepsi on my keyboard.
 

volleyball girls are the best. track girls are nice too. come to think of it, female gymnasts are pretty awesome too. then again, women are amazing. i love you ladies.
 

i like tennis chicks and their orgasmic outbursts.
 

Ah, yes. Croatia. My homeland. A great place for vacation, if you can stand sights like these.

Yes, that's Croatia, not Rehab. Polluted by scrotes from around the globe during the summer.

This particular buttsprout is actually a pretty well-known photographer around here. Claims to fuck every woman he takes pictures of, a number that's now supposedly reached well into four digits. Somebody should shoot him through the lens with a sniper, "Saving Pvt. Ryan"-style.
 

really bcs? i figured you a big fan of female Latvian weightlifting.
 

@Pfah:

Is Mrs. Pfah looking over your shoulder again? Is that why you've gone classic avatar on us?

But I do agree that the volleyball hotts can be better than the cheerleaders because of the strong, toned, and usually tanned thighs. And they wear skin tight shorts in front of a gym full of guys that are there just to watch the "game."
 

If that guy is a "photographer" then why is he in the picture, holding a camera no less. That is a Chineese riddle for you!
 

Shutterbag
 

hi ufo destroyers! nah man, i just was feeling nostalgic. i'll have a new avatar soon enough. good to see ya!
 

Volleyball girls do rule cause they know their sport is meaningless. It's just there so men can watch women in small skin tight bikinis with well defined bodies without getting scolded by their wives/girlfriends. "No honey, it's an Olympic event!".

I'd sing the Croatian national anthem to the tune of "Relax" by Franky Goes to Hollywood in front of 12 angry Serbians with AK47's for a chance to smell the lockers that these girls keep their sports bras in.
 

He should audition for the part of BADGUY#94 in the next Steven Segal movie now filming somewhere in Eastern Europe...
 

Wait....this bag looks
familiar...

It's October 2nd Friday Haiku Guy 5 posts above Samurai Scrote's.

He was open-shirted then as he is now. My haiku for him was:

See the waves ripple;
His waves of sagging chest fat
Crash on his taint's shore.
 

nice one 'sock. and if i'm not mistaken, that's Xenu in the background hiding a boobie.
 

That's gotta be him...he's at some photo gallery too.

Segal will aptly dodge his telegraphed punch, whilst simultaneously moving backwards and doing that rapid hand slap thing that he does before breaking his arm.
 

Damn you Xenu
 

Nice find Dark Sock. That's definitely him.
 

Drive-thru customer: Can I get a #5 with hot baby oil...a #6 with honey...and...um.. a #18 with whipped cream,please?

Menu speakerbox: #18 comes with a douchebag with cocksuckers cramp, do you want that in the bag or as is?

Drive-thru customer: Ugh. No thanks, you can give it to the customer after me.
 

Volim te girls. Volim te!

volim te is Croatian for "I love you."
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Fall into the water and get raped by a manatee, toothless photog boy.

Fall inot the wayter and get raped by a manatee is English for I hope two-tone skull cap nimrod gets ass slapped by a killer whale.
 

@vin douchal, 9:45am: You're right, douche or not, (most likely are) photoBags are the War Correspondents of the douche world.

@Mr. White, 10:10am: "What if Ansel Adams had taken a picture of himself flashing the shocker in Yosemite?" -Marry me. Immediately. -Our Children would rule the Galaxy, possibly the Universe.

--
Otherwise, despite their small boobs and thick waists from high-cardio+twisting exercises, female volleyball pros have just about the World's Strongest Vagina Muscles, right up there with gymnasts.

So if you were looking for a woman who could quite literally fuck you to death, be careful what you wish for...
 

I've been to Croatia. the women are awesome.
 

I joined the girl's volleyball team in highschool because I was too skinny to play football.

Too bad the girls on the high school team didn't look like those, I'd have come back for a second year.

That douche is missing teeth. He's not a photobag, he's the choadmonkey who usually holds those silver reflectors or changes the rolls of film for the real photographer.

Right after this picture was taken #5 side-kicked him in the head and dumped in the water..
 

There is no wind in this picture. Their hair is actually trying to run away.
 

If you think that camera is big, you should see the one Photobag uses to administer his own colonoscopy.
 

Photobag would be lucky to run the tip of his nose along the dimple that sits atop the ass crack of any of these ladies.
Or maybe that's me...
 

Is that Harvey Keitel?
 

I wonder if their team is taking positions for shorts dewrinklers? You know, get those silly wrinkles out while they're wearing them.
 

damn!nice toes!and im not talking about the ones on their feet.

-scrotumpole-