Just wanted to re-hash this dude, Hooman Karamian, aka Nik Richie for all the 'Bag Hunters, looks like he needs to be in the Awards.

He said some shitty things about DB1 and everyone should know what a douche he really is.

- ASvB ☠
 

Oh yea, where's the boobies?
 

At long last, we've found the lost Baldwin!
 

Looking at this picture is making me sterile.
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Is she wearing a jacket or a liner
to a cat bed?
 

Someone please get Mr. Baldwin to stop staring into a sandblaster. His eyes look like baby aspirin.
 

is that an H and an M? as in 'Hanna Montana'?!??

jesus h. christ. let me off of this bus. now we've got a D-List celebrity walking around with the tattooed initials of a Disney employee?

Miley Cyrus, you're a farce. a hack. a talentless little tart. and it angers me that i even know who you are.

fuck these dimwits.

next.
 

Palpatine: (to Miley) "We will watch your career with great interest..."

I'm sure once she's legal we'll see it all. She will be turn(er)ed out!
 

This pic was already posted by Hooman on the dirty. Which sucks, because that makes me feel dirty, DB1 please consider removing the pic because of this.

Stephen Baldwin has not been lost, he's been around, and thankfully so, he's really talented!
 

What did Stephen brush his hair with, an orgasmic squid?
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His tattoos cost more than it took to make Bio Dome. So let's just round it up to $13.
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Did he really tattoo a "H M" on his upper arm?

Wow... the depths to which he's willing to stoop to try to get a piece of that illegal booty is unfathomable.
 

He's buying his own book. That makes sales top out at 2 (if his mom is still alive)
 

@ Ronald McD

One guess which genius posted this gem:

"His book is actually pretty good, and she’s hot."


Over at thedirty.shit
 

OMG!

SPURS FAN Says:
November 13th, 2008 at 10:23 am
His book is actually pretty good, and she’s hot.
 

Generally, if you are forty and she is sixteen, she should probably be YOUR DAUGHTER before you get her name permanently engraved on your epidermus.

I mean, you know, if you really think getting something permanently inked on your skin is a good career move in middle-age.

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Good call on the JLH hip expansion.

Her father played a doctor on TV (I know...right?) so perhaps he is aware of some way this can safely be avoided. Or I guess since he PRETENDED to be a doctor on TV he can PRETEND to know of some remedy. (Now I'm confused...I guess this is why you should leave Vegas bookmaking to the pros...)
 

I'll give you a hint, it's not who you think it was...I was bored.
 

Hey, the Trash cans are back!
 

Ronald, you had me on that one!

Fucking Douchebag Hunter named after a famous hamburger person got me, hook, line and sinker!

Keep up the good work.

ASvB
 

@pfah

The HM initials were a publcity stunt.
 

I'm more disturbed that on all of Amazon.com there are only 24,593 books that sell better than the one he's holding.
 

SPURS FAN posts we would love to see:

I have a picture of her in my room! It's super-duper!!!!!! I have a picture of him in my bathroom.
 

@HyperSexualGirl....thanks for the heads-up kiddo, but it still doesn't change the fact that i can't stand either of these dingleberries.
 

Anybody remember him in that lousy early 90's movie "Threesome"?

Ok, I don't either.
 

@ Pfah

Luv your Avatar!
 

thanks. that was taken at our house this past weekend.
 

Is that Darksock on the left?
 

don't we all wish?
 

Poor guy. Can't even pull a random hott of the street for a pic anymore. Has to pull publicity stunts with 13 year olds. Just when I thought the Baldwins couldn't make me more depressed.
 

It's a bitch being the ugliest Baldwin brother. It's kind of like being the worst smelling pile of poo - actually, it's a lot like that.

I place 1:1 odds that Miley is the next Britney in training. By the time she sees 18, she will possess more drugs and a CVS and be so damaged that she will start thinking SPURS FAN is appealing...

...ok, that's a stretch. Even coked trash is out of SPURS FAN's league.
 

I have the flu! So, I guess I know what Baldwin feels like 24/7.
 

Do my eyes deceive me, or does the tat on his bicep say 'douche'?

Well said, Steve. Well said.
 

@hypersexual girl

To be fair, Miley's entire life, if not her actual conception, is a publicity stunt.

@pfah

Why be a hatah? I'm sure she's a really sweet girl, not a talentless little celebrity spawn who uses her own underage sexuality--revealed in cutesy "ooops!" media moments with an innocent act that's as fake as Cootie girl's tits--to generate "buzz" around herself because whatever tween cuteness she may have had as Hannah Montana is disappearing as fast as Hostess cupcakes near Plinky's mom. She's not like that at all.
 

FOR THE RECORD:

my mom enjoys bon-bons mixed with snails.
 

@mr. white...Plinky's mom vs. DB1 in a Hostess cupcake eating contest.

who wins?
 

DB1's carpet.
 

nice one ronald. you almost made a snot rocket shoot from my nose.
 

what about six! what about six!
 

I wish that was me on the left. I'd have tennis elbow in both arms. If you know what I mean.


Wait. I have tennis elbow in both arms now.

And I don't play tennis.
 

I'm with Mr White on this one.

Country music stars are a little different as they don't rise to stardom in the drug infested, pussy-for-pay/play, lowest common denominator craptastic arena that rock has become. Billy Ray Cyrus is a grounded individual, I'd venture a guess that he's a good parent.

Mindy McCready situation excepted ( she of the 15 year old that alledgedly had an affair with a much older Roger "CuntRag" Clemens) usually these folks are fairly decent folks.

I've met quite a few and I can back that up with personal experience.

Fuck Dj Bello, bring on the Douchies
 

What did she just get done eating? Shes got mustard all over her fingernails.
 

I think all the Baldwins have daddy issues. And by daddy, I mean Alec.
 

I wish that was me in the black t-shirt so I could know what it's like to have spurs fan have a man-crush on me.
 

Stephen Baldwin: the Journey of a Working-Class, Irish-American Actor.

The book is written in mono-syllabic words with plenty of (stick-figure) pictures and surprising pop-ups to keep the readers' attention. And in the modern vein of not overdoing the story line, the book is only 4 chapters long.
 

i am from the school of thought that says most modern day country music is not very good. if there is something good to be found, it is a rare, and surprising occurance.


and Cash is a god. do not fuck with Cash.
 

they shot this photo in a store? if i was the manager i'd've evacuated the store on a douche alert.

and if the scrote turns out to be Miley Cyrus's dad having an incestuous relationship with his daughter i'd be a local hero.
 

Someone thinks that her dad is a good ol' boy and a great parent? That's why he posed in a picture with her looking like they were about to role over and scrunch like monkeys. If you think she's not getting pounded by guys 10 years older than her, you need to buy a clue.
 

How does Stephen Baldwin "write," anyway?

I am trying to picture him hunched over with laser-like cerebral concentration; pecking keys over a Royal keyboard; a dog-eared thesaurus at the ready; dressed in safari fatigues like a young Hunter Thompson; gulping in that sea salted ocean breeze for inspiration; holding out on taking a sip of that Cuba Libre until he forces himself to pound out ten more torturous pages of adrenaline-laced prose before the strict deadline.

(Or is it more like incoherent rambling to some bored hack from the publishing company while a tape recorder is running?)
 

while she's at that store she should pick up a copy of Bill Hicks' 'Rant in E Minor' to hear the late great comedian speak of her awesome father.


"each week we let the hounds of hell loose and we chase that jarhead, no-talent asshole all over the globe 'til i finally catch that fruity little pony tail of his in the back, pull him to his knees, put a shotgun in his mouth like a big black cock of death, *BOOM*!!!.......i'm just trying to rid the world of these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconcious and making us pay a higher psyhic price than we imagine........"


amen.
 

Is his book called BioDouche?

You know damn well that one would have a ghostwriter.
 

Maybe the "HM" stands for "HooMan."
 

@ Pfah

The best country music today is found at Sirius Satellite Radio's Ch 63, Outlaw Country.

They mix the usual Bakersfield stuff with some vintage Cash, Owens, Way/Will, Yoakum tossed in with new greats like the Old '97's Lucinda Williams, Dale Watson, Shooter Jennings and the great Leroy Powell.

Also Mojo Nixon is an "On Air Personality" and that guy is a batshit lunatic.
 

Yeah, conservative Christians have contributed WAY too much to society. What a loser! I wish he was a degenerate black or brown man. Then I would either ignore his being or praise his so-called struggles.
 

Screw Baldwin, another fucktard no-talent jackass. He was the only one I absolutely hoped would get offed when I first watched the "Usual Suspects". Now he's found "god". He's going to end up like Willie Aames and Kirk Cameron.

Miley, the prostit-tot is another story. She's the next Bleeth. In ten years, we are going to be talking about "Stage 4 Miley". Look at that douche pose she's got working. Guaranteed to be completely FUBAR by the time she's 27.
 

props to douchetoevsky for the bill hicks quote.

i would just like to say it's pretty pathetic when you are not just a baldwin brother, but the worst of them all.

it's like coming in last place in the special olympics.

it's like being the worst player on the cleveland browns.

speaking of which, another interception! gotta go!
 

Miley Cyrus is spawn of Douche. she will mate with douche. she is already teen Bleeth.

Little Stevie Baldwin, poor choad monkey. Couldn't learn to make fun of himself like his older brother, so he found Jebus who was hiding under a rock with a tattoo gun, obviously.... and a chinese/english dictionary of joke names.

That symbol means "I'm what happens if you douche with Cola"
 

oh man..
 

Don't get my wrong--once Miley is a 19-year-old coke addict, I will say, think, and fantasize filthy, filthy things involving her. Then again, I'd kind of like to be the meat in a Tara Reid-Linsday Lohan sandwich, so there you go.

What? We all have our guilty pleasures.
 

Didn't Stephen Baldwin die of obscurity? Guess not.
 

I'm not really a big fan of Miley Cyrus. I don't think she's cute either. I can't say hot cause she's underaged. Even if she was hot I'd have to remember that her dad was Billy Ray Cyrus every fucking time I thought of her. And he is the largest part of the equation that explains why I hate country music. Except Hank III. They kick ass.

I'd take Hillary Duff over Miley any day. Speaking of which, Hillary Duff apparently made a music video that was too raunchy for TV and no ones playing it. You can find it online, and I didn't think it was that bad. But be forewarned, hit mute as fast as you can. She can't sing for shit, and she's using the chorus melody from "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode. But the simulated sex is awesome. May be old news, but I can't keep up with everything.
 

And I mean current country music. I know who Hank III's dad/gradpa are.
 

All I have to say is Bio-Dome!
And in about 3 years One Night in Miley, at which point I will be opting for double elbow and wrist replacement surgery.
 

Oh, one of the Baldwin's got away.
Too bad the RCAF missed him.

Long live Terrance & Phillip!
 

That is the chinese symbol for "wanker" and she is not hot.
 

D'oh! Good one, on BioDouche...
 

You guys are missing the boat on Country Music I say.

Sure top 40 in any category sucks ass. In pop you've got that audio diarreah from Rap, Britney , Black Eyed Peas and the like hiding behind the word "Music" even though it is a far cry from anything remotely melodic.

Rock sucks and has been dying a slow death since the day STP disbanded once and for all.

Country is the same way. Carrie Underwood, Martina, and the most annoying of all Rodney Atkinson stench up the top 40 airwaves as bad as anyone ever has.

BUT

If you listen to the real talent in Country it sounds a lot like 70's classic rock, but with better production due to Pro tools making big bands sound great.

The pedal steel guitar is like a saxaphone, any song it is on is made better.

The better acts are deeper in the playlist of stations that go off the charts on the weekends or the aforementioned AWESOME Sirius CH 63 Outlaw Country.

Don't be close minded. Also , don't look for palatable country music on the radio; it isn't there.
 

If your still reading and haven't up chucked into your styro cup yet, here's some recommended listening:

Leroy Powell - Kick Ass guitar licks - good melodies . Think Cream meets Jeff Beck with Roy Clark on vocals. Check out Good Morning Little School Girl

Lucinda Williams sounds like The Pretenders with the the early Stones backing her up

Jerry Douglass Is one of the most inovative guitarists on the planet . He plays the Slide Dobro as if channeling Jimi Hendrix. Top of his craft. At 2:27 on the link he goes into Little Martha by the A-Bros. Sweet.

Okay I've branded myself here but it was cathartic
 

Whats up with her fingernails? Freakin gross.....
 

I thought he moved to Canada after Obama won.
 

Why would he do that?
Maybe because the Canadian Air Force would be reluctant to bomb their own soil?
 

Why would he do that?
Maybe because the Canadian Air Force would be reluctant to bomb their own soil?
 

Oh good God, she needs to stop biting her nails.
 

right now, she is the most annoying celebrity on the planet. she sounds like my 83 year old diabetic great aunt who also happens to be a smoked for the last 65 years of her life.
 

With miles to go before she "sleeps"
She's already investing time with creeps.
 

This pic would devistate my 10yr old daughter..

Run Hanah Montanah its not worth it!!!!