Exxon Valdouche wuz robbed!
 

He belongs in the Hate of Scrote; bad tatts, Gator/Peaches-uni-face, always the gem in a 14k douche setting; an impressive body of work.

If you put a troll doll in the dryer on high heat you get hair like hers. I wouldn't touch her with Lindsay Lohan's rooked 3" clitoris.
 

The skank is dripping from every pore in her body.

If there was ever a time for Moe Stooge to return to life, yolk up on 'roids and 3-way slap a group of dopes , this is it..
 

Blondie's eyebrows look like they were glued on by a twitchy three year old. Either that or her herpes are migrating to better feeding grounds near her scalp. I can't recall many times here when the Bleeth is worse than the bag, but here we are, even with Assberry in attendance.

Assberry. What does this clod do for a living?
 

@ vin

That chick is taking skankdom to the next level.

@ darksock

I don't think that guy has tats, I think all of that was done with a Sharpie.
 

Holy Shit.



Who dug up Wendy O. Williams?
 

Assberry's real name is Nate. Back when he was punkin' for Maurice back in the slammer, Maurice didn't like the idea of anyone else touchin' his bitch, so he had his man Ziggy tat Nate's neck to say Hate. Whenever Maurice got the urge, he would go "band the Hate Hole".

I think he's in a gay punk band now.
 

$103 says her pubes look like cotton candy with Pepsi spilled on it.
 

Nothin' wrong with that. I'm just sayin.
 

All three of them look like they spent all night marinating in a bag of horse dicks.
 

Maybe it was meant to look Sharpie-ish. Like, he's an ironic 'bag, real prankster.

Is that thing there even alive? That blond thing on the left. Looks like the Real Doll's latest model. With a transistor in her mouth tuned to Radio Stupid.
 

For a guy with "HATE" tatooed on his neck, he sure is chummy with a lot of people.
 

A third rage-inducing pic of Hate Assberry is enough for a hypothetical Weekly - a strong hypothetical Monthly contender as well.

That constant finger flip and look of emo-entitlement has earned him a daily beatdown.

Trampy blonde is an idiot if she thinks these two chaodwanks are hot.
 

Damn it - choadwanks*
 

thanks for mentioning Wendy O. Williams elastic. i haven't listened to the Plasmatics in a very long time.


which means it's time to scare my workmates and crank this shit up.
 

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Hate Assberry's tattoos look like he got 'shamed' after passing out drunk at a party.


you're not a badass pal, you're an idiot.


is that Young MC on the television back there?
 

Oh man is she ever atypical bleethe. We just may have a stage-5...
In fact, I may have seen her last night, for about 4 minutes (2x2min, natch)but granted it was hard to see her face when it's being driven into the wall by the force of 4 large turgid men, one after another, repeatedly. For 4 hours. But hey, there's worse ways to earn a quick $50. In this economic downswing, at least she has a job!

(drumroll please)
unlike.....Hate Assberry? Honestly, other than gravedigger, septic diver, or medical experimentation subject, who the fuck would even remotely hire this shitwad? Not even tattoo artists would let this guy work in their shop. Shit, not even the punk rock record stores, and thats truly sad for him. Tried so hard, still fell short.
 

@ Clementine

That's because his hate ain't misdirected, random. It's more like a guided missile. He doesn't hate the world, he just hates Dad. For Assberry wanted to play piano, while Dad wanted him to catch the football. And would beat little Assberry for his butter fingers. Hence the flip: "How's this for a butter finger, dad?!"
 

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The blond has that "strung out on vodka and vicodin" look that used to be all the rage in the midwest a few years ago.
 

Also, notice Hate has his arm around Commander Colon in a way that screams ,"HE's my bitch, not her..."
 

Dj Bello we crown you douche of douches!
 

I loathe Al-Qaeda, but I wish they'd crash a plane (with no passengers or crew, of course) into this Gay Assbury. The other two would die in the ensuing fire.
 

Hate Assberry writes for Hallmark in their "sorry for your loss" department.


He can relate.
 

i hate when ppl leave hatey comments on my HCWDB! gosh,dont get all hatey. haterz.
 

pencil how is YOUR relationship with dad ?

just wondering


issues.....
 

Doc?
 

These 3 nuclear physicists are having a discussion/debate as to whether the Geico lizard is British or not.

The debate got so heated that skull-and-bones t-shirt douche slammed down his Harvey Wallbanger and vowed to never to talk to "such imbeciles" ever again.

Once outside he forgot where he lived.
 

@ Anon 10:30

I'm typing this out of my dad's sex chamber in the basement.

Why do you ask?
 

Maybe I'm hoping, but I'd say the two douches are more into each other than Ms. Nasally Voice.

Just sayin'
 

Why get "Hate" tattoo'ed on your neck?

You are not even sending out a Robert Mitchum/Night of the Hunter/"Duality of Man"-type message unless "Love" is tattoo'ed somewhere, and...oh, wait, nevermind...
 

Notice Chris Kattanbag in middle.
 

This douche is the wayward child of Herman Muster
 

Herman Munster..
 

In every picture this turd seems to be holding something in his mouth. His buddy Ponch's Poco nadadores (little swimmers)? Or maybe he doesn't want to show off the meth-mouth?
 

In every picture this turd seems to be holding something in his mouth. His buddy Ponch's Poco nadadores (little swimmers)? Or maybe he doesn't want to show off the meth-mouth?
 

I guess when you have the jawbone of a bulldozer the undeniable visibility of skanky hotts, cheap tattoos and validating douche-bros comes in handy.
 

The stench of fermenting STDs that is wafting from these three is enough to kill a small child.

Can we call Assberry, "He HATE me"? Also, paging Dr. Freud STAT...we've got a live on here with both mommy & Daddy issues...

Does the Douche in the middle have on eyeshadow??!?!?!
 

@Suzy

Nah, the dude in the middle isn't rocking makeup, he is Erik Estrada's offspring = instant douche.

Nice avatar, however.
 

You're welcome, scumbag. Did you pay off the refs? The Steelers won, so I'll take my punishment like a man...ah, I mean a woman... :)

Hate Assberry's HATE tat must've hurt a lot, but he's still a pussbag but everytime I look at him, he reminds me of Benji Schwimmer from "So You Think You Can Dance" http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=83832777&albumID=6105&imageID=38207388
 

What a pootastic picture! Hate and Skank posing with a genuine hand-carved wooden Vegas lobby douche!
!!
 

@suzy

If I paid off the refs I would have made up a defensive holding call on that Kaeding missed FG or one of the other crappy Charger plays.
 

There's just something about the way Hate Assberry holds his neck and chin that makes me want to punch him in the throat every time I see a picture of him.
 

Heh, true 'dat scumbag619...the refs didn't know their ass from their elbow...the upstairs booth called it a touchdown then the douchebag dumbass refs on the field overturned it. I mean, I just lost a bet with you, but some in Vegas lost MILLIONS, so I'm not as pissed as they are.

On topic I still HATE this guy...
 

This is perhaps premature, but I propose that Hate Assberry enter into first round negotiation talks for accession into the Hall of Scrote. I think he would truly add to the diversity of all things douche and relegating him to the regular posts would rob future views of easy Assberry Access.
 

Hate Assberry may be Munster-ish and Frankenstein-ish, but he also has a Ted Danson-ish quality about his jawline. A Boston brown-bread poo-ish incarnation.

That qualifies for a huge bi-coastal slapdown in my opinion.

And by slapdown, I mean taking Bleeth's two boobies and whomping them back and forth on his schnozz while Young Ponch enters the rear domain. San Francisco style.
 

HAHAHAHA sleeveless white shirt.

that is all.
 

It just occurred to me: maybe Assberry does have a matching Love tatt - on his ass. Where he likes to receive said love.
 

Is it wrong to pray for a cruise missile to hit whatever herpes laden, scum-filled petrie dish of a hell-hole they're occupying? Please God, just one accidentally fired cruise missile. Just one and we'll give the pilot a free pass...
 

Since when do tatoo artists use sharpies? For real, look at the additions to the tatoo on his arm. Sharpie.
 

They're all from the same town that suffered a nuclear holocaust thirty years ago.


...they were already in their twenties by then.
YAY, BOTOX!
 

D'oh! Good one, on "Sorry for your Loss!" writer at Hallmark...
 

Isn't that Xenu's hott?