Monday, November 17, 2008
Heidi and the Orange Popsicle
Note the Popsicle's tentative "hang loose" gesture." There is an awkwardness to his gait. As if he is trying on the California Douche, yet hasn't learned to evoke the higher portents of scrotal taint.
Meanwhile, Heidi has transitioned into her late 20s early young MILF stage with firm thighs and sunny disposition.
She would discipline me with a fly swatter and a large vat of warm Crisco, and then whip up some french toast for breakfast the next morning.
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Nice hoodie there buddy. Did you land the roll of Mr. Bumblebee in your school play?
She's a honey.
- Douchey Smurf
She's a honey.
- Douchey Smurf
# posted by 
: 2:22 PM
: 2:22 PM
hey look! in the background, it's Spurs Fan's tampon mounted above the window.
# posted by : 2:25 PM
: 2:25 PM
I am pretty sure that is a tag on the sleeve and not a watch, but it would be pretty awesome to have a watch that doubled as a breakdancing surface.
His head has the same taper as a common piece of stool.
Her face, while very attractive, somehow reminds me of a 1973 Ford pickup.
Her face, while very attractive, somehow reminds me of a 1973 Ford pickup.
I don't know, I'm willing to give this guy a pass...in spite of that God-awful hair. I'm betting that Heidi bought him that shirt. If she did, he's notadouche material.
If he bought it, he's still notadouche...he's just lame.
If he bought it, he's still notadouche...he's just lame.
# posted by : 2:29 PM
: 2:29 PM
since Heidi is taking on the young MILF kinda look, we obviously have to ask what kinda infernal offspring she would cook up with Orange Popsicle there.
or not.
so! toe jam anyone?
or not.
so! toe jam anyone?
@ massengill:
Yeah, it's the distance between the eyes. Her eyes are so far apart they rub on the back of her head.
Yeah, it's the distance between the eyes. Her eyes are so far apart they rub on the back of her head.
Her eyes? Yes... But, she has a certain je ne sais quoi.
(And when I say french crap like that, I mean boobies)
(And when I say french crap like that, I mean boobies)
# posted by : 3:00 PM
: 3:00 PM
Good Lord Uma, your house is a wreck! Clean your ceiling bitch! Sheeez, I hope everything else is clean.
Judging by the second dirty asshole on his chin, his posture and facial expression would suggest that OP is straining for more of his shit to fight gravity. I mean, he obviously requires a lot of gel.
mmmmmm Heidi,...
She just cut the crust off my grilled cheeze sammiches, brought them to me in bed, kissed my forehead, said "you were great last night" and let herself out ..
Hey, it's my fantasy I can choose the way it goes ...
She just cut the crust off my grilled cheeze sammiches, brought them to me in bed, kissed my forehead, said "you were great last night" and let herself out ..
Hey, it's my fantasy I can choose the way it goes ...
Her boobs are really challenging that shirt.
He's really challenging my patience for an ass whipping.
Lovely boobies.
He's really challenging my patience for an ass whipping.
Lovely boobies.
# posted by : 3:43 PM
: 3:43 PM
I didnt know that Butt-head and HJBB&D live in the same apartment complex. And I dont know who is more insulted by that statement: O.P. or Butt-head.
the term "poser" springs to mind when looking at this picture. he wants to be a douche, but doesn't quite pull it off. and she's almost a hott, but more like a warm. sure, she's got huge knockers, but so do they I'm not impressed
# posted by : 4:06 PM
: 4:06 PM
Is that a drool catcher or a ball scrubber on his chin?
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You buy a sweatshirt like that you get a free vasectomy.
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You buy a watch like that and your first labatomy is on-the-house.
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If her tits sag any more she'll be able to bounce them off her knees like soccer balls.
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You buy a sweatshirt like that you get a free vasectomy.
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You buy a watch like that and your first labatomy is on-the-house.
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If her tits sag any more she'll be able to bounce them off her knees like soccer balls.
Helllooooo Hellllooooo Is anyone thereeeee..... I ammmm stuuccckkkkk in heeerrrrrr ccccrrreeevvvissss.....wheeeeeeeee!
# posted by : 5:45 PM
: 5:45 PM
ahahahaha *sob*
I just clicked scrotisserie's link as well, I'm sorry I did.
Well not sorry, because I did laugh pretty freaking hard, but now I'm scarred for life.
Kinda like the first time you saw Faces of Death when you were a teenager.
I just clicked scrotisserie's link as well, I'm sorry I did.
Well not sorry, because I did laugh pretty freaking hard, but now I'm scarred for life.
Kinda like the first time you saw Faces of Death when you were a teenager.
Yeah, she bought that shirt one size too small, and although it's a picture, she's just cute enough that I want to sit here practicing telepathy until those boobies burst free.
Oh, and I'll also be practicing my telepathic douche-plosion technique. Watch out for flying chinpubes.
Oh, and I'll also be practicing my telepathic douche-plosion technique. Watch out for flying chinpubes.
# posted by : 6:58 PM
: 6:58 PM
So that's what Vanilla Ice has been doing...swimming in Oranjina, and shopping at Quick-E-Mart for his bling...
...don't do crack kids, you'll go to jail and be molested by this guy.
...don't do crack kids, you'll go to jail and be molested by this guy.
@adolf
Love the Pacer. You took me back, man. That's the car my family had when I was just a wee little wee fanatic. What a shit-bucket, but 4-year-old me loved riding in the back, staring out the big hatchback window. Sure, my parents would be arrested now for letting their kid ride back there, but I turned out O.K.
Right?
Love the Pacer. You took me back, man. That's the car my family had when I was just a wee little wee fanatic. What a shit-bucket, but 4-year-old me loved riding in the back, staring out the big hatchback window. Sure, my parents would be arrested now for letting their kid ride back there, but I turned out O.K.
Right?
I go away for a few months (new job) and come back to find.....people I know?!?!?
Dammit!
Jen just got married last year and just had a baby last month. Not to him and not by him.
Just sayin'
On that note. Yes, she is an uber-Hott (and now a MILF) and yes, he is a complete douchebag.
Dammit!
Jen just got married last year and just had a baby last month. Not to him and not by him.
Just sayin'
On that note. Yes, she is an uber-Hott (and now a MILF) and yes, he is a complete douchebag.
I know that I've seen this Scroad-Toad before and then it hit me: is Popsicle actually the Metaphysical Hooligan?
Can the Research Dept. confirm this?
Can the Research Dept. confirm this?
# posted by : 5:10 PM
: 5:10 PM
Hey douchebag, take your hands off my Mom before I put my Wii controller up your ass.
Signed,
Timmy, age 8
Signed,
Timmy, age 8
# posted by : 5:57 PM
: 5:57 PM
There's somethin about his face that makes me want to punch him in his suckhole... right above that second asshole on his chin.
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