Dear god please make it stop.....bring back the hot one
 

As the scrum grows does the number of hotts shrink? Is this some sort of biological imperative? They add a plaidouche, and subtract two hotts. This inverse ratio, while heartening makes for sad douchelexic eyeballs.

oh lord....I just referred to myself in the third person. damn eyeball pain!
 

This is what happens when you let your friends drink and douche.
 

I hope after all is said and done, someone animates all 4 parts of this telenovella, so that my rage can grow...right now I'm at about a 5. It would be a 6 if I truly believed that I COULDN'T make a stop action flip book somehow, if I needed to. I have faith in myself though.

-Honey bunches of Scrotes
 

Thats a good way to get pink eye. And where'd all the other hotts go? Why'd we have to trade them in for the awkward bag on the left?
 

are they conjoined twins?
 

1 girl, 1 douche, two showerheads.
 

Is that a blue canister of AXE body spray tucked in white shorts douche's drawers?
 

If this "Cap on the Douche's Head in the Shower"-Trend keeps up, I am taking a short position on LA Looks Hair Gel stock.
 

Bring back the polka dot-hott!

Dudes have no business shaving themselves like that. I think they might have some "sugar" in their tank, if you catch my drift.
 

green hott has a scab on the inside of her leg, that kinda does it for me, it means i have a chance
Turdacious
 

@scumbag
when you say sugar in the tank, do you mean light in the loafers?
 

too bad that shower isn't the kind they had at Auschwitz.
 

I knew Perky Polka Dot had the good sense to flee this disaster area.
 

Alpha bag dared to stared into the abyss.. and somehow the abyss stared back into him.

This is why he smells of poo.
 

Shaved armpit guy says, "WE'RE NUMBER TWO! WE'RE NUMBER TWO!"

Yes you are. You are number two.
 

@bcs
Holocaust reference. Nice.

I wonder if showering together brings them back to their glory days of HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBAWL!!!
 

I don't know if y'all caught White Sunglasses Douche licking the sistah's snatch in the first photo.....

As far as biting Green Bikini's ass, she's kinda tight, he may chip a tooth down there.

My real hope is she ate bad sushi at "DaBuffet" last night and will release a toxic gas cloud directly into his mouth.

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BTW , the far left dope isn't even with them, he's a doughy 14 year old that is in Vegas with his parents for the Wisconsin v. UNLV football game.

He stayed in the room the rest of the trip creating a golf ball sized blood blister on his over yanked cock...
 

Amanda's cover is blown. She predicted something wold happen to the green bikini hott and she knows what the wristbands say. She must have been there. Which makes her bleethy by assocation.
 

Db1 , PLEASE no third photo of this clusterfuck?

Unless it ended with a proper beat down by hotel security.
 

@massengill what if she submitted the pics?
 

I surmise that she did...right after she downloaded them from her own digital camera.
 

I don't think I can handle where this five part picture series is going. I'm gonna have to go on a pilgrimage first. I'll try later tonight.
 

While there is other evidence of Amanda's potential bleethiness, I think she was able to predict that something was going to happen to green bikini by this:

"Up next: How the scrotewanks position themselves groin-first towards Green Bikini Hott..."
 

@ ronald mcdoucheland

True dat
 

@Douchelexic

haha, yeah.
 

@massengill

Using your syllogism, that makes Jane Goodall a chimpanzee.
 

It appears as though Blue Mandana is, in the parlance of Joey P, slurpin' the doodi p: "Mmmm - hey guys her ass tastes like Brian's dork..c'mon, try a bite".

White Trunks Choad missed his armpit. With the self-tanner, I mean, not the bic razor.
 

whoa...a pretty girl that uses the word 'syllogism'.

IOB.

kudos amanda.
 

animals smell eachothers anuses all the time. give that guy a pass.
 

lol amanda pwned massengill with a triple word score
 

@ amanda

So you are saying that you are carefully observing the douche and bleeth in their natural habitat and that you also regard the douche and bleeth as a species separate from human kind?
 

@ amanda

Otherwise you are implying that I am taking quite a large logical leap.
 

Ha! she said "jism"
 

White shorts, black hat, little cack . . . the boy's a douchebomb.

Plaid douche has the look of someone who doesn't wipe quite well enough after he finishes his "business".

Jimmy White-Trunks only wears sunglasses so he won't poke himself in the eye.

And douche-in-the-back just wants to take a shower and ignore the hotts. Counter-intuitive douchiness.
 

They all be back in the pool momentarily . When they have to pee.
 

Hey Garret the ultra white douchebag, you're supposed to eat the worm when the Tequila bottle's empty, not suck it out of a chick's ass.

Speaking of ... what do I want for dinner tonight?
 

darksock's momma is so fat she has to shower under Niagara Falls.
 

I thought a syllogism was that expensive ride-on barrel masturbation thing. You know, the one Plinky's mom got stuck in her urethra?

She's so fat her panties have tent-posts.
 

@ darksock.

LOL. tent posts. hehe good one.
 

@darksock -

No, "syllogism" is like silly string, except.....
 

bite it, lick it, own it. yah, you go Apha-bag!
 

turn it off....
 

funny if she farted...
 

Funny how the other two girls left, never to return. Must have been there deep sense of sorrow.
 

Observe:
The improper way to give CPR.
 

every so often a black girl pops up in a pic and the debate of "she is/isn't hot" rages. Note the reason that not to many sistas make the site: they tend to git while the gittin's good.
One small step for scrote/hott mocking, one giant sigh of relief for me ... and booties.
Booties.