Her name is Jane. Plain Jane.
 

when milk is reconstituted it turns into what Navy sailors refer to as "grey milk."

kinda like Jerz Ooze here.
 

How ya doin?
 

"oh yeh? fuckin' a man, why's not? 'ey baby! c'mere....yeah! hurry da fuck up baby. Tony wanssa take a picsha of da two of us loveboids. look real nice now....getcha tits out....ready...."


*click*
 

I think the chick is pornstar Cheyenne Silver.
 

@ anon 11:16 -

If that is true then you just added a quart of grease to the Jerz Ooze.

He looks like a porn director version of Bono (Bone-O?), but with a badger cock for a nose.
 

I bet this guy's cock is one big greasy spool of pimento loaf.
 

I am Jack's guidodouche gland.

By drinking water I make people think it's gin and juice, and they totally think I can handle my liquor like a filthy whore handles the bowling ball anal beads.

By wearing dis bling, people think I'm in touch with the younger crowd yo, fo shizzle.

By wearing my sunglasses at night, I look more mysterious for the ginches that want my two inches.

I am Jack's lack of surprise. Run, dear Stella, before it's too late, I live at...........
 

This guy looks like Chuck E. Cheese
dressed up in his Joey Buttafuoco mode.
 

Not so much a hot.

He's a product of New Jersey's many oil refineries.

And he looks like he would say "Chay Baybee" and "aaaawwoooo" a lot.
 

Shes porn star from like 10 yrs ago haha and that pic is probably just as old.
 

Aaaah...1988 was an excellent vintage for THE BLOB.

Even before I hung out here, one of my many favorite scenes from that sleeper was when the douchebag went for the cheap feel on what he thought was an unconscious Erika Eleniak but was actually a hottie skin full of hungry pink snot. Death by boobgrab. Good times.
 

ah yes.....Erika Eleniak. thank you BvG.

thank you for the IOB.



wait...that didn't sound right.
 

I see 3 boobs in this picture and I want to motorboat the two on the right...
 

Shawnee Smith is great, esp. on reruns of "Becker"!

Guys like this are hilarious.
-They're the Perfect Storm of ((Very very Bad Taste + 'Eeeey, FU!-Lifestyle + Huge Attitude + (The Opposite of Class)) * Inbred-Pigeon-magnitude Stupidity)^Chernobyl == Awesomely Bad Trainwreck, every time.

-I guess we've got to get our plumbers from somewhere, though.
 

@BVG

Thanks for that! Good memories, and I would do exactly the same thing. Not a bad way to go out.
 

@Baron von Goolo

Some of us do apologize for pfah's blatant man-crush on you.
A word of advice: close and lock your windows and doors at night.
 

@plink....how could you not? he's a hunk of a man. i think you're the one with the crush.



oh, my wife told me to tell you hello.
 

Notice she is pointing her nose away from his bad breath or cologne.
http://thegoodthebadandamerica.blogspot.com/
 

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@hypersexualgirl....NICE! i hate that commercial.
 

oh! shit. where'd you go?
 

He looks like Douchey De Niro. I can smell the musk through my computer and it's making me nauseous. And what is that around his neck? Is that a bicycle chain he fastened into a necklace?
 

Anon@11:16 is right. Pornstar Cheyenne Silver.
 

@pfah
The joke didn't work once she was revealed to be a pornstar. Because she really does have a reputation.
 

@pfah

the only crush I've got - as you and I have so well documented - is on Menudo.

and about your wife - plese ask her to give back my left testicle.
 

yeah, but still....that was funny. so, well done. and nice bustier.
 

@plinky....is that what that was? i though she had dropped a hard-boiled egg on the kitchen floor.
 

Cheyenne Silver G-rated.

Cheyenne NSFW.
 

After carefully perusing freeones.com, Gals4You.com, PornEskimo and Cumshot Whores.com I can state with absolute confidence that is or is not Cheyenne Silver.

I can't stand up nor can I feel my legs below my knees.


I hope that was helpful.
 

you visited PornEskimo?

why?

were you looking for pictures of Sarah Palin?
 

It's one of the Google suggestions.

I don't make a move without consulting Google and my Magic 8-ball.
 

@pfah

my left nut grew? it was the size of an acorn, but now you're saying a hard-boiled egg.

we're you injecting it with steroids again?
 

This guy played Scrabble once with his girlfriend's Upper East Side intellectual pals and he thought he was being super-smart when he dropped ba-da-bing on the board.

And then he farted and blamed it on the dog.
 

I walked by the entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel last night. I think I smelled his after shave.
 

Not since Jack Ruby picked up Candy Barr at the Greyhound bus station in Dallas has "loose ties to organized crime" corrupted "fresh, pastoral innocence" to the degree that we see in this picture.
 

I thought it was Juliette Lewis
 

I walked by the entrance of the Lincoln Tunnel last night and thought I smelled the pee where this guy marked his territory.
 

I walked by the Lincoln Tunnel last night and saw this guy drop his empty cigarette pack in a sidewalk sax player's tip jar.
 

I walked by the Lincoln Tunnel last night and saw his lizard-skinned boots kicking some goomba's face in.
 

It is Cheyenne Silver. If you google her you'll see her in the exact same outfit. Fine form though, although he is clearly pond scum.
 

Cheyenne has that look on your face that could only come from simultaneously stubbing your toe and shitting yourself. Because that's just the kind of guy the Ooze is... a greasy soured orange of classlessness.
 

ass eyes and lung rockets
 

skin2win said ass eyes etc.
 

Doncha just love it when the Hott is almost sweetly attired in a modest top? You know she has a rack, SHE knows she has a rack.

But alas and alack,
The rack fights back
With a douchebag hack,
And an ooze named Mack.
 

Here is every other link you would want for Cheyenne Silver, has video too!
 

The look on her face and the angle of her head seem to indicate that she just caught a whiff of him, and she's trying her best to fake a smile.
 

I keep getin older they all stay the same age...ahooo
 

That broad looks like the porn star Cheyenne Silver.
 

I worked on the music to the remake of The Blob. Talk about a giant douche!
 

what size are her boobs? THey look like they are barley restained under that dress!
 

She is actually porn star "Cheyenne Silver", and this guy is still definitely a Douche!
 

I agree. I think it is Cheyenne Silver. Pornstars usually fuck douchebags...


Sustained!