Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Winning Hearts, Minds and Ass
Navy Officer V/R writes in from Hong Kong, where he's douching it up for our amusement:
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This pic is straight out of Hong Kong during a Navy port visit. Miami Vice suits, stunner shades, and kissy faces. I think this qualifies. What do you say, DB1?
By the way, I’m the douchebag in the red suit…Sometimes I have to make fun of myself, I love this site and visit it every morning on the ship. I told my friends I was going to send this picture to see if you put it up.
-V/R
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Not since my time spent drunk on rice wine at the Kowloon race track chasing rickshaws through shantytown have I been so confused as to how to respond.
I applaud you for pulling delightful wonton dumpling hotts, yet am fearful that your irono-baggery is spreading actual 'baggery as part of the global infection of American Douche Virus.
Instead I will simply tip my cup of the 'train, and scream Aiya!! Gwailo!
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Dammit BCS leave some for the rest of us
There is something about asian women in schoolgirl uniforms that give me electric antlers just like Blue Shirt Guy. And by "electric antlers" I mean a steel carbide eretion.
There is something about asian women in schoolgirl uniforms that give me electric antlers just like Blue Shirt Guy. And by "electric antlers" I mean a steel carbide eretion.
shit, um..."eretion" is not a typo. It's actually when you get an erection that lets out some secretion: erection + secretion = eretion.
Don't believe me, check it out on Urban Dictionary. Just give me a 5 minute head-start first.
Don't believe me, check it out on Urban Dictionary. Just give me a 5 minute head-start first.
So this has nothing to do with this picture but is instead just a general halloween question:
If I go out to the "parties" dressed as Johnny from the Karate kid, how strong of an entry would you say that is for douche halloween costume contest? I mean, he was a total douche right?
If I go out to the "parties" dressed as Johnny from the Karate kid, how strong of an entry would you say that is for douche halloween costume contest? I mean, he was a total douche right?
the last time samurai scrote had an eretion most of the 9th ward disappeared. they just blamed it on Katrina.
i think i'm gonna go as xenu. or i could just go as myself 10 years ago.
what a little bagling i was...
what a little bagling i was...
lol frosted tips...piercings...mandannas...never went beyond that though.
that's why i always take it easy on the young bags.
except the prompas. fuck them.
that's why i always take it easy on the young bags.
except the prompas. fuck them.
@ douchelexic
seen many Johnny bags out there, but never one of Johnny in his Halloween suit, the skeleton leotards. That would be awesome.
Only go as black gee Johnny if you have the official decals, the sweeping hair, and most importantly, a delicious Elizabeth Shue with you.
"Put him in a bodybag Samurai Scrote!"
Karate Kid is my favorite movie ever by the way.
(btw, great pic bcs)
seen many Johnny bags out there, but never one of Johnny in his Halloween suit, the skeleton leotards. That would be awesome.
Only go as black gee Johnny if you have the official decals, the sweeping hair, and most importantly, a delicious Elizabeth Shue with you.
"Put him in a bodybag Samurai Scrote!"
Karate Kid is my favorite movie ever by the way.
(btw, great pic bcs)
# posted by 
: 9:45 AM
: 9:45 AM
@jonezy
actually...the skeleton leotard was the one i was thinking of. i just have buzzed brown hair, so i need to find a blonde preppy wig somewhere. and preferably a yellow head band.
@bcs
hahaha. I never rocked the mandana. but my freshman year i definitely had the bleach blonde tips, and not only both lobes pierced...but, and I'm ashamed to admit this, it's only thanks to the anonymity of the internet that i do it, a cartilidge piercing too.
actually...the skeleton leotard was the one i was thinking of. i just have buzzed brown hair, so i need to find a blonde preppy wig somewhere. and preferably a yellow head band.
@bcs
hahaha. I never rocked the mandana. but my freshman year i definitely had the bleach blonde tips, and not only both lobes pierced...but, and I'm ashamed to admit this, it's only thanks to the anonymity of the internet that i do it, a cartilidge piercing too.
this is actually my current default pic on myspace right now.
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/53/l_bd963af5eb414160907b966cb7ef40ec.jpg
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/53/l_bd963af5eb414160907b966cb7ef40ec.jpg
I used to live in HK, and the level of doucheosity there makes South Beach look like Mayberry.
# posted by : 10:06 AM
: 10:06 AM
PS- WARNING: Those chicks are Filipino maids. They'll let you buy them all the drinks you want, but they WILL NOT go home with you.
# posted by : 10:08 AM
: 10:08 AM
This pic is wholly disgusting. Those aren't quite douche and those certainly aren't hotts. Take 'er down.
# posted by : 10:35 AM
: 10:35 AM
Come on, it took 12 posts before Tag'em and Bag'em finally got to "Me love you long time."?
For shame.
For shame.
# posted by : 10:40 AM
: 10:40 AM
I was going to say that the irono-baggery should get a pass. But then again, who the fuck owns a red suit or a head-to-toe Miami Vice get-up? On the other hand, they're defending our great nation. On the other other hand, our great nation is headed down the shitter anyway. I'm torn. Maybe we should cut them a deal: if they run a black op to take out Fung, they get a pass.
The "hott" on the right isn't a maid--she's a zombie. This pic was taken right before she bit halfway through white jacket's neck. Poor bastard.
in the defense of these guys ridiculous suits, you can buy a bespoke suit in hk for like a hundred bucks.
and i know thru some friends that when you get leave you just blow through shit tons of cash because you haven't had much of anything to spend it on elsewhere.
so i say give the irono-bags a pass.
and i know thru some friends that when you get leave you just blow through shit tons of cash because you haven't had much of anything to spend it on elsewhere.
so i say give the irono-bags a pass.
Roy Orbison, you're looking good, I've always been a fan, and I'm actually jealous that you got to hang out with the Bangkok Ladyboy group 'Venus Flytrap'. Perhaps one day I'll be so lucky, but in the meantime I'll soldier on as only the lonely can.
Filipino maids are an added delight, especially in tiny pleated red plaid skirts that hike up over the ass.
They'd add an extra something special when passing the hors d-'oeuvres. It's a Good Thing.
They'd add an extra something special when passing the hors d-'oeuvres. It's a Good Thing.
# posted by : 12:05 PM
: 12:05 PM
Whatever happened to sailors in uniform? Like, some people get off on seeing that sort of visual...instead of douchebag uniforms.
Red suit, you're close, but at this stage more like a wannabe.
Red suit, you're close, but at this stage more like a wannabe.
# posted by : 12:07 PM
: 12:07 PM
V/R - Thanks for serving our country. Hope you enjoyed the shore leave.
Keep up the boring and mundane, yet very necessary, work you do.
It's appreciated.
Keep up the boring and mundane, yet very necessary, work you do.
It's appreciated.
# posted by : 12:33 PM
: 12:33 PM
These guys are allowed to brings these Sonny Crockett suits onto a U.S. Navy boat?
# posted by : 2:30 PM
: 2:30 PM
wow i didnt think it could be possible DB1 but u have even more of my respect. didnt know u knew cantonese!
# posted by : 3:12 PM
: 3:12 PM
I like how I'm seeing a lot of comments about "lady boys" and these girls not going home with any of these guys. I can tell you right now that we had sex with these girls and they are not trannys. I wouldn't have sent in this picture if I had any dought in my mind that they were guys. I think the excess makeup is what makes everyone think about trannys.
# posted by : 6:04 PM
: 6:04 PM
Congrats on "pulling" these cheap Indonesian whores. If that's what passes as hot these days...
# posted by : 6:47 PM
: 6:47 PM
...Filipinas in Hong Kong come in two varieties:
1) slutty ones (notice I didn't say hott, especially in light of the talent, or lack thereof, in this pic) are whores
2) the rest are maids
These are not hot chicks with douchebags, but dirty hoes with douchebags who therefore do not belong on this site.
1) slutty ones (notice I didn't say hott, especially in light of the talent, or lack thereof, in this pic) are whores
2) the rest are maids
These are not hot chicks with douchebags, but dirty hoes with douchebags who therefore do not belong on this site.
# posted by : 9:46 PM
: 9:46 PM
@ posted by Blogger bcs : 8:53 AM
FUCK YOU MAN THAT'S FUNNY
I fell back in my chair laughing, cause I was thinking that the tranny middle-left was a ladyboy - which is okay if it's just a port in the storm - her nutz probably feel like big labia anyway.
Holy shit I need a drink....
DJ
FUCK YOU MAN THAT'S FUNNY
I fell back in my chair laughing, cause I was thinking that the tranny middle-left was a ladyboy - which is okay if it's just a port in the storm - her nutz probably feel like big labia anyway.
Holy shit I need a drink....
DJ
# posted by : 10:33 PM
: 10:33 PM
@sean
hey, no offense man. We are just having fun with the pic, right.
personally, i like my Asian chicks with braces, rainbow socks, hello kitty underwear and pigtails...
DJ
ps - socks not an indication of sexual persuasion.
hey, no offense man. We are just having fun with the pic, right.
personally, i like my Asian chicks with braces, rainbow socks, hello kitty underwear and pigtails...
DJ
ps - socks not an indication of sexual persuasion.
# posted by : 10:38 PM
: 10:38 PM
@ darksock 9:15 a.m.
Ironically, your equation might be apropos if we subtract:
erection - secretion = eretion
Because, after all, you did remove secretion from your erection and "c" from your "erection". Anyway, I think you've coined a new term, sir. Well done.
Ironically, your equation might be apropos if we subtract:
erection - secretion = eretion
Because, after all, you did remove secretion from your erection and "c" from your "erection". Anyway, I think you've coined a new term, sir. Well done.
# posted by : 3:59 AM
: 3:59 AM
Just a side note: "V/R" means "very respectfully"... It's just a way to sign an email message.
# posted by : 11:09 AM
: 11:09 AM
Sean good luck on the herpes test....officer douches and their stunna shades..
Love,
The "Real Navy"
Enlisted Sailors
Love,
The "Real Navy"
Enlisted Sailors
# posted by : 7:50 PM
: 7:50 PM
the point that no one seems to point out on this site is that like the chicks in this photo, majority of the chicks in the pic's are also fucking douche bags!
# posted by : 11:44 PM
: 11:44 PM
I have several moral qualms with this picture.
Running irono-bag photos may have the undesired consequence of douchebags embracing the idea of "douche," changing it from a potent way to mock poo, into a label of which to be proud. As Walter M. Miller wrote: "Douchebags? Yes we're douchebags! Is there anyone here who isn't a douchebag? If there is, let's kill the bastard!"
I pray this photograph isn't the beginning of such a movement.
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Running irono-bag photos may have the undesired consequence of douchebags embracing the idea of "douche," changing it from a potent way to mock poo, into a label of which to be proud. As Walter M. Miller wrote: "Douchebags? Yes we're douchebags! Is there anyone here who isn't a douchebag? If there is, let's kill the bastard!"
I pray this photograph isn't the beginning of such a movement.
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