Is that Tommy Lee? Or Nikki Sixx?

Oh wait, he weighs more than 150 - can't be either Crüe douche.
 

Holy tits, Batman! Could they be real? They're almost as big as Balki's glasses.
 

Oh, I don't even know where to begin.

At first glance, there seemed to be some sort of BDSM thing going on here, and I'm pretty sure DB1 isn't so far off on the stepfather. Also, these two may be related based on their noses.

And if there's one douche trend that needs to go away right NOW, it's the open vest over bare chest in public. And in private. EW.
 

they look brazilian
 

haha Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Pinky Solid Color Bikini.
 

I thought you took the retarded picture down.

I would drink her bathwater. And by drink, I mean stick my tongue up her ass.
 

Well, I got a look at Cletus before you took it down, and I'm not buying it. I can understand you erring on the side of caution, but looking at the evidence in the photo, I think the only mental challenges that dude was suffering from came from huge amounts of Smirnoff Ice.

But this photo has more awesome boobies.
 

This mess was foretold in the Book of Doucherotomy

1. In the beginning, Xenu created the Club and Rehab.
2. And the Club was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the spirit of Xenu moved upon the face of the DJ booth.
3. And Xenu said, Let there be light: and thus was born the disco ball.
4. And Xenu saw the disco ball, and saw that it was good: and he divided the disco ball from the laser light show, and he divided the laser light show from the fog machine.
5. And Xenu called the light groovy, and long did he watch the colors on the wall. The dawn came, then the morning, and this was the first Day.
6. And Xenu said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the dance floor. Let it separate the dance floors from the dance floors.
7. And Xenu made the firmament, and the firmament separated the dance floors above the firmament from the dance floors below the firmament; and it was so.
8. And Xenu called the firmament the VIP room, and the evening and the morning came, and this was the second Day.
9. And Xenu said let the firmament below the VIP room be gathered into one place, and let a swimming pool appear: and it was so.
10. And Xenu saw that this was good, and he named this swimming pool Rehab.

And that's all I got for now because half-time is over. Please continue.
 

If that was my daughter, I would take a blow torch, shove it up my ass, turn it on full blast while I hacked my genitals off with a broken bottle.

If that was my son...see above plus a 9mm round into my brainstem.
 

why is he wearing ski goggles?
 

Uh...uhh...uhhh...those are some nice boobies!
 

I cannot decipher this Black Sea Bowl of Bouillabaise. Bikini'ed women with clothed douchebags, but no pool in sight.

Boobalicious subject in foreground wearing sunglasses, as if having come to the club dressed in this manner? Her amulet is an replica Etruscan fertility charm, not like she needs it, and of course her breastesses are replicas as well-- this much is clear.

But, tell me, Bogdan: if you have mostly naked lady like such as this to bring to clawhb, why not just stay home and be having the real boomie boomie, instead of simulating with clothes on? Ah: your mother not allow her in your basement apartmant, hokay.

--VS
 

Wow, the Boobs and the Hips are most decidedly distracting me from her jacked-out face.
This is why God invented wingmen; -to recognize when you're about to make a Really bad decision by putting a bag over her head; which is what happens when you combine a freshman/woman methhead and syphilis in a test-tube.
 

Somebody asked where all the new
DB1 fans came from ... well ... probably from The Smoking Gun AND TMZ's TV program on Thurs nite ... ( I was like what? what?? ... oh wait! ... I have that book!!!) lol). My guess is that book sales will be spiking soon too! Congrats DB1!!
 

Small girl with BIG BOOBIES IM IN LOVE
 

I was one that commented that Cletus looked like he had down syndrome. I don't think he actually did, he just looked like it. He was clearly douche.
 

The other kid was just drunk. This guy is just a dick.

She's a buttaface, and I don't care. Pixies with good boob jobs don't need to be pretty.
 

Nick Dubrowski: Human Bidet.
 

HOLY MAMMARY GLANDS, BATMAN!
 

she is bustin' out all ovah!

he just needs to be busted... by a 2x4 across the blast shield


so let me get this straight, girl in a club wearing a bikini. douche in a sleeveless dress shirt unbuttoned... gotta be Vegas

she oughta go to The Bomba Shack, cuz Bomba says, "nekkid woman drink for free, they got no place to carry money!"
 

Chesty-Vesty and Knockers here make a fetching couple. Of dogs.

But, I do love them pink puppies, and DB1 is to be congratulated for giving us a lotta side-boobie. And waist thinnie. And hip roundie. And he has his paws all over her.

Gimme a leash.
 

stoopid blogger!
 

Underneath those rocket windshields is a pair of eyes with nictitating membranes like a shark at the point of attack.

However a shark cannot be blamed as this is his nature , his survival to attack.

Eurodouche is all hype and bad personal hygene choices slopped into a pile of gooey goo.

He's as toothless as an 18 year old poodle.

An hour at the gym each day and some creatine has turned his arms into guns (with empty chambers) and his brain into just the right level of mush to carry on a conversation with Pinky Sidewinders without resorting to what a relatively intelligent male would do: spike at our eardrums with sharpened knitting needles.
 

Damn, the shit you miss when sunrise happens at 4 in the afternoon Central.

Usually all the good pics are gone, and all the usual asshats have already left their messages.

Damn.
 

wow!a full eleven hours of available comment time and noone has made the uber obvious lenny kravitz/bono glasses reference?well i guess its up to me,i just dont have anything clever to add on top of what has already been reported
 

Creatch, who you callin' a stoopid blogger??
 

God bless you Frank, for your cruel taunts to your step daughter have resulted in some killer side boob action in this picture.
 

She's doing the best Elvis sneer since Billy Idol. The question is why and methinks I know. She's got to fart. She had her buns of steel clamped tighter than Eurodouche's sphincter after accidentally stumbling into a Gay Pride Day afterparty, but now Eurodouche has hoisted her thigh and the seal is about to fail and release a Bronx cheer of vibratory embarassment and public hilarity. That's not a sneer at all, it's the beginnings of an "oh my god, I'm about to rip a loud one" look of horror.

I'm surprised no one has commented on Eurodouche's receding hairline or his red panties.
 

"copious", db1 you hunny-bunny sweetie suckle thigh.
 

This is the classic case of Douche to the Future with Scrote McFly trying to impress the side popping pinky boobsilike!
 

To add to Cleopatra's comment... I'm not trying to be an asshole, but the word "copious" implies an amount. To be grammatically accurate, saying "copious amounts" is like saying, "large amounts amounts." It is redundant. Like I said, I hope no one takes offense to this contribution; I think it is an English lesson that many are unaware of, and I love this site. Fuck fish slap; Crucial Head spews barf chunks of the Lord's Wisdom.

-Scrotal Annihilation
 

P.S. Sideboob
 

If I was terminal, I'd definitely beat the shit out of that douche and bang her bareback.
 

scrotal annihilation... i dont know about that. are you saying that its not an adjective? websters says "yielding something abundantly." so you could say an amount is copious. or not copious. remember an amount can be large or small. describing the amount as copious qualifies it as being "large", not being "large amount". try using it in a sentence the way you think it should be used.

anyway... no comments on this scrote... douche. hott reminds me of my ex... if my ex was a sexy big boobed vixen from venezuela i actually wanted to bang
 

I dunno, now I'm seeing two retards in the photo...one step forward and two back there DB1, one forward, two back.
 

Scrotal Hills Chihuahua!
 

The National Guard does need to come in and secure this area, but it's always nice to see some sideboob.
 

this guy isnt a douche... hes actually from the future and has come back to teach us the ways of free love and open vests. his goggles can only be worn by him and if removed, he will die.
 

She is a classic case of "compensating for ugly mug with hot body"
 

It's butta face and child molester creep guy!! I didn't know wearing goggles to the bar was cool!! Not to mention that slick vest ya fucking weirdo!!