A man is defined by his actions, not his memory". Open your mind... Open your mind."
 

please don't tell me they are a couple! my best hope is that she's a supermodel, and Quato is there to apply makeup and carry her luggage.
 

hotts like douchey dj's. it's boggling. somewhere along the way these dudes who play the records became as sought after as the guys who actually made the records. wtf???

fuck dj bello!
 

So Wweden is also suffering from a flood of illegal immigrants?
 

whAt iS iT???
 

She the hott Swedish, he's the meatball.
 

She's*
 

how did this mutant score duff?
 

None of my gym teachers looked like her.
 

She has to be one of the most beautiful women ever on this site.

It exponentially multiplies his punchablity.
 

Truly a Hott, and with no exposed boobies or thigh, what a 'tude she exudes.

He's an innertube of dorkdom.
 

This is a clear violation of the Copenhagen criteria. I can't believe they dress an oppressed minority, such as white, middle-class heterosexual males in douche clothes so that everyone can ridicule them.
 

I think his kaffiyeh is too loose. Someone should help him tighten it.

I'll do it.



YANK!
 

hey isn't this website a copy of NJguido.com from the old days....gues Jay is not that much of an "innovator." And the cover of his book does not look authentic. Those must be models.
 

Don't like being outed, huh? Imaginary equalizers are always a valid form of argument...to a douchebag.
 

anon @ 8:31

let give you some advice that will help you out in life.

don't waste your time talking to people who don't care about what you have to say.

hope that helps.

best wishes.
 

She is perfection. He is Gollum after he gets out of makeup and gets dressed in street clothes.
 

Gentlemen... THAT is Sweden.
 

Sweden has it all, I see, but I usually think of blondes when I think of Swedes. Her face, though, has the remarkably beautiful bones of a Swedish gal. Yum.
 

I think his shirt says Cumstain and Scraps.

Sandly, he may not even get that tonight.

I would hit her harder than Chase Utley on a fast ball.
 

That would be 'sadly,' but blogger fucks with us mightily this October's eve.
 

Sam Scrote just turned 4600 and I shed a solitary tear; which I will later use to moisten this pouty brunette's ear before I violate it with my sovereign and succulent sawhorse…

…’cuz I represent the moral absolute like that.
 

Okay, this may be the most depressing sight I've ever seen here.

In the good old days, when everything was still alright with the world, defects like these had only two choices:

1) star in Freaks.

2) live and die in sexless obscurity.

But now they're banging hotts.

So I'd like to use "FTW" in its original sense and say: fuck the world.
 

And another thing:

"Open your min-duh... Open your min-duh..."

...So I can pee on it.
 

I always thought Verhoven missed a golden oppertunity by not having that guy put his hands up in surrender only to have Quato bust out of his shirt with a couple of uzis once the baddies let there guard down.

Sequel time.
 

He looks like her little brother. I like how he's wearing some Latino Kings colors.

But yeah, what is with her gym teacher outfit (as mentioned above)?

Blue parachute pants, gray sweater, and a whistle. All she's missing is a mustache and she'd be dead on for middle school gym teacher. Alas, I would still beat the douche into a corner with a metal pole, and then beat her with my pole. You gotta make 'em scarred of it. That's what gets them going guys.
 

Since when did Jose Chavez y Chavez get to pose next to a brunette Charlize Therbone?
 

How can this succulent honeydrip be with Scrunch Thundertaint?

Anon 8:31 seals the deal for the argument of replacing the term "anonymous" with "assclown" as the default.




Doc?
 

I second Darksock's motion and move to carry, any second?
 

And Quato... holy fucking shit what a reference. You must have an amazing memory or a secret penchant for crappy sci-fi movies hehe.

That hott is the embodiment of 'fucking fine' if I may use a catch phrase from '97. I want to see more of her, and by see, of course I am referring to orally explore her nooks and crannies, mmmm, nooks and crannies.
 

OMG, she'd definitely make it worthwile to learn Swedish. In fact, I'd make it my only language!

Oh, I almost missed the Clown-Douche in the background. What a putz. Pull that had down over his shoulders and be done with him.
 

She seems to be Freja Kjelberg, 21-year old model/blogger, etc.

http://www.finest.se/articles/article.php?aid=1992
 

sorry, last time:

http://www.finest.se/frejakjellberg

She has Angelina Jolie lips.
 

@darksock and Gaijindouche

I carry the motion to rename "anonymous to assclown" and move to adopt as "standing rule" according to roberts rules of order.

Further, I would like to lay the hott on the table for further debate. It is necessary to adjourn the douche's right to feed the sickening narcissism of the hott, which can be fed through other means and by fed I mean...
 

Good god, this pic is infuriating.
 

Just the sight of her makes me cry. Longing. Pain. Desire. Sweet, sweet joy and complete despair for she is too far away from me to reach and stroke... (hee hee I said stroke) She must smell like cinnamon, or hot buttered buns.

He is the scent of poo made corporeal. he is all that in unholy. and . . . oh god, now I can't tell if I'm crying from her joy-joy love monkey aura... or his raging douche-poo stink.

Im so confused.
 

The one on the left has very masculine features. Beware!
 

Oh dear god I want to kill him. She is all kinds of untouched Swedish hot, destined to live out her sheltered days eating chocolate fondue in Ikea happiness, then this American douche shows up. Don't they have border patrols or customs to stop disease like this?

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=7V5dVkvkW9s


I hate him more than cancer
 

Actually after reading the first ten pages of her blog (hey I'm a slow learner...) I've now decided that she's as vapid, self absorbed and douchey as him. I would never say no to some time in the sauna though...
 

Douchey Sanchez' links seem to be spot-on - SHE is a hott and not a tranny.

He is "DJ Baby J." Yeah, he's a douche with a "namn" like that.

See for yourself
 

I guess Swedish chicks dig the Tiny Tim From Jim Henson's A Muppet Christmas Carol look... what a douche.
 

The only thing that would make this better would be the three-boobed prostitute.

"Cohagen, give dem air!"
 

All I can say she is by far the best I have EVER seen on here. Stunning. I am speechless. The sad thing is she probably lets him bang her. Sigh.
 

I want to beat him with his sub-woofer.

I want to make sticky art on her face.
 

Never has a grey sweatshirt and parachute pants given so much to so many. By that I mean painful erections. Sweet lord.
 

I think she may work for a group home catering to the mentally challenged, and in order for little Johhny not to go crazy, drink detergent, snort Comet, and piss on all the other children, the conselour must pretend he is DJ Superfly, and let him work out his agressions on the wheels of steel.
 

@ dom: I have to agreew with you, read her blog and she is an absolute vapid self absorbed piece of fluff. I would still bang her though. And probably spend all of my non existant investment money on her and feel really good about it. Fuck I hate her.
 

She is real. Here is her blog. http://www.finest.se/userBlog/?uid=30563&beid=1033818
 

Btw, she describes him as a "work partner."

Here's a video with the two of them: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V5dVkvkW9s
 

as a girl, most of the women on your site are hot in an ugly kind of way, but this one is gorgeous, like supermodel gorgeous.
 

quaid...start the recator...
 

I thought Joe C was dead? I'm the J to the O to the E, ho. Got more game than Coleco...