Carl the Scroad

Half scrote, half choad, all Carl.
 

Samurai Strip
 

that chin pube needs a name that exudes strength, and manliness, and power.

something virile and masculine.

something like tigra.
 

I'd name it "Suckish".
 

Knuckles...

Look at his knuckle tats
 

"The Chindangler" for the spud on the right.

"The Disinterested Turd" for the moron on the left.
 

also...
Stan might work.
 

Fromunda
 

Mandana Mike
Thumb Ring Thad
 

Fonzie FacialFungus. Nice fresh white crew-neck, Fonz.
 

Personally I like to wear only a towel when in the steam room with hotts...mandanas are right out.
 

Let's see...

* Tight grip on the beer bottle which just 'happens' to be on his crotch
* Leaning towards a chick that obviously has no interest in him
* Kicked back with a smug look, even though he's alone and his brah has 3 pairs of suckle thigh around him
* Plain white T (just like the band!)
* Nicely done knuckle tats

This bag is straight outta' prison. Without a doubt, he should be dubbed:

Chinny Chin Punk Bag.
 

Scruffy McShitstain?
 

"Most Likely To Be Set on Fire by Drunken Cankleskank's Ciggie"

--VS
 

The lonely ex-con on the Right:

Baldysour Slammersworth.

The one in the gash pile:

Fabrizio Scrotolio.
 

Oh, wait, were we only suposed to name the chin pube configuration?

Baldysour Slammersworth's CP:

Muffhower Grizzlesnatch III.

Fabrizio Scrotolio's CP:

Rashy Burns.
 

I dub thee...Lord Pubeface of Mandana, and the Earl of Scrote.
 

Axe Von Iceman

Stinky McSack

Gene Handpush

Fuck Shit Ass III
 

The Bessarabian Taint Tickling Thighburner

--VS
 

Comments left to right:

Her jaw is locked open from the rabies she caught humping these turds. Rabies Rhonda

She has a migraine from the ruffies these turds put in her drink. Migraine Mildred.

The manner in which he dresses, the dark glasses, the extended arm all indicate that he is blind

The chick with the smoke and vagina hand sign is his seeing eye dog. Just call her Jo Camel.

Kal sits back drinking his Bud Light wondering why the disabled guy gets all the chicks.

Then suddenly Kal sits upright, breaks the neck of his bottle over the bench and slices out at blind guy's throat. His first attempt misses and he slices of Jo Camel's two fingers. As Migraine Mildred and Rabies Rhonda run screaming from the sauna, the Blind Guy stumbles forward, impaling himself on Kal's broken bottle. As he falls on the floor and his blood runs down the sauna drain, Kal stands, looks down at the Blind Guy and says

"Rest in Peace, Prick Van Dyke"
 

I think this scruffed out wankchoad was actually trying to block the camera with his hand. He must have known he would end up on this site, well....better luck next time buddy. and by better luck I mean why don't you go put your head under a pneumatic hammer until it flattens out all of the wrinkles in your retarded mandanna. dick
 

I live near Chippewa Falls, and sights like this far too common. I am impressed with DB1's knowledge of backwoods Wisconsin. Haha.
 

dude,

Chippewa Falls!

that's obscure, even for us Wisconsinites!
 

I can Name That Chin Pube in Six Scrotes!



'Cause you know who he resembles with those shades and that headband.....



His hair has grown out.
His chin pubes are fuller.
He has gone less formal.



Call him....."Samurai Scruff."



(And kudos to "the red bag hunter" @ 1:14 p.m. for also noticing the resemblance.)
 

Samurai Scruff works for me.
 

Agnes, Doris, and Myrna couldn’t believe their good fortunes when, upon entering the western wing of the College Choadball Hall of Fame, the curator allowed them to pose with the new Heisman Scrotephy award.
 

This choad load is obviously attempting to harness the ethereal dark scrotal force, the binding energy that unites douche and hott, to adjust the camera from a distance to attain the perfect douchy-chin-puby soul patch profile. Call him Obi Wan Choady.
 

dude... isnt that the gay way to check your nails??

I bet the girl with the cig thinks Lil' Wayne is amazingly talented.
 

like pubis, only poo-bis
 

Chingleberry
 

where's darksock this is his department
 

Cruical - freakin ART with the Heisman Scrotephy award comment.
 

Is 'Ass Face' not obsure enough?

Ok, how about 'Fu Man Pube'

...I like 'Ass Face' better.
 

painted on.
 

That's "Vulvo Twat-Chin" on the left with his buddy "Dungus Cloaca" on the right.
 

In honor of the Phillies, Jayson Werth and Brett Myers.
 

Hold on a second, is the first chick missing a couple of teeth? Freaking awesome. Maybe the whole lot of them are the Beverly Scrotebillys.
 

bmt-

I doubt that douche on the right could even spell, 'boom, outta here.'
 

Its hard to see the sprout, but due to the unshaven ruggedness with the addition of soul patch Sprout I will have to call this:

The Lorenzo Lamas.
 

That Jason Werth is quite a baserunner. He's personally killed two rallies on the base paths in the WS .
 

Rhodes Scrotelar
William Shartner
or
Bear Pussy
 

What is with that thing on the left? Possibly the most unattractive photo of that girl that will ever be taken.

If this really were a sauna, id have no trouble cranking it up to 150 and locking the door from the outside.

-Parker Lewis Cant Douche
 

Tom Cruise's kid brother, Kip Cruise
 

Chiny-chiny bag-bag
 

"The Ten-Gallon Goat".
 

Bitch Ass-is-he and The No-chance Kid
 

That's either Samurai Bag's older cousin Chad or the a remnant of the tragic lost bloodline of the Lindbergh baby
 

Tilting your head back for the camera when you have chin pubes is the same thing as lifting up your shirt and pointing at your abs. Case Study: The Ab Lobster.

Looks like Chin Pube and The Ab Lobster are of the same breed of douche. Friends? Cousins? Lovers?

Therefore, due to his close relationship with The Ab Lobster and the central focus of his 'baggery, I'm naming this chin pube "The Blab Lobster."
 

Rebel-Bag.
 

Follicle vomit.
 

I've thought about it some more and decided that I would like to change "The Blab Lobster" to "The Crab Lobster." After all, we are talking about pubes.
 

By the picture (which won't ring true if douche makes other sadness captures), I'm going with : Schtoppleface.

It doesn't look German. Neither do the hotts. It's the hand of warning Schtoppleface offers: "Don't get close, my chin pubes bite", it forewarns.

BTW, I'd go all African safari with the blue ivory huntress. She makes my trigger twitch.
 

The stool has a Darrell. His bud is wearing a Randy.
 

I dub him Olaf Pubesonn, for he has travelled far with fellow Norse douche-warrior Kal Scrotesonn, to raid the Oriental-themed back porch of two-finger toting Sandra and her "girlz" Terry and Sharon.
His face fungus + mandana combo inspired distant cousin Erik, for he is champion in his tribe and Erik defers to the visual aesthetic and behaviour of others in his quest for self-actualisation.
Observe how the mandana subtly depicts the great snake Ourobouros biting its own tail, like the perpetual cycle of media-saturation and consumerism, feeding itself as it tempts the unwary into scrotedom.
Perhaps he rejects the camera because his clan prophet has informed him that there is no glory in posing.
Or maybe he's just protecting his mead.
 

Asstrench McDredgechin
 

Rogainalingus
 

Yeti Chin-Vag
 

Chocolate Taintmop
 

5 O'Cock Shadow
 

you're new Delta Tau name is Wooky Bush!
 

"ten-gallon goat"..... good one, anon
 

Darksock, great names...

Indeed, @3:06, she could well be a very interesting fellaciatrix with missing teeth.

I say, ol Wheeze...Samurai Scruff is very good, also Samurai Scrunge would alliterate just as nicely, for he does appear to be our man...only DB1 knows for sure.

The Three Amigas are really Bleethed out. WAY out. Kal is just a pal with an erect bottle.

I have an affection for anything called Chippewa. Neat name, fun to say.

Also, Blue once again takes the stage, as it did in Chumlee, and in the Double Crosser. Are we entering a new phase where blue cups take over red cups? Is this a blue state and not a red state?

Let us know, DB1.
 

Blue is the new Polygrip
 

How about Douch Patch
 

shit chin
 

ScroteBob ChinShit and Flabtrick
 

bottle dick
 

Lock the door and pipe in carbon monoxide.
 

Conot, the Chinhairian.
 

Sonic the Hedgepube
 

captian pube-choad
 

Analbrush
 

60 Grit Grundel Scrubber
 

Looks like a standard Scrote Tickler to me.
 

How's about: Nads.
 

That's just classic world-round Douche. Notice they are inside and the light above is on and yet, the dark sunglasses are still on. I think suicide is the only fix for these guys.
 

They wear their shades inside 'cause it hides their crows feet so they look younger to the dumb young 20yr old girls!
 

Skilz (yo man)
 

Look everybody, he's got a "Prison Pussy" on his mouth.