holy crap those chicks are amazing!

I'd pee in both of their butts.
 

Well, the Rays needed some place to stay since they had already checked out of their Philadelphia-area hotels. Why not stay with some hotts?

I thought Jonny Gomes had a full-fledged mohawk? Maybe this was from earlier in the season.
 

dude, IM amazing compared to both of those chicks.

but compared to these 'bag-ends, im a golden god.

a douche-sandwich to die for. and by die i mean fall asleep drunk tonight.
 

Give them the weekly.


Is that the piece sign or the "two-in-the-pink" sign?
 

@the nicker, 5:48 p.m. -

No, he's sticking two in "the stink." His mandanna buddy's, that is.
 

Brunette taut-hott is hottest ever on this site- more I beg you more!
 

Just moments after this photo was taken, Uter and Roderick from hotel security came by. An altercation followed and Mandana Matt received a taser shock to his nuts. Of course, Chin Scrote also took the full brunt of the shock as he was gobbling on Mandana Matt's knob at the time.

Fortunately, the swim team got out in time to finish their meet in the morning. Or should I say, meat?
 

Bookending bikini Swedes and those two toolbags can only make THAT kind of face? I should guess the average man would make a face more like a grinning llama with a string of drool trickling down its blubbery lower lip. Typical douche. The presensce of a camera seems to exacerbate the Grieco Virus. We must get our best minds on this one. bcs, what are you doing right now...?
 

admiring your blowtorch
 

OMFG! That brunette is the hottest chick on this site for....all time? DB1, for the love of all, please tell me you have another pic of this fine specimen.
 

Blondie went home with the turd on the right's sunglass twisted in her hair from his unwelcome proximity during this pose.

The next day she was seen sporting a pixie hairdo as it was hopelessly fused by grease and virus to her locks.

Her hat collection increased tenfold in the days to follow.
 

The mandanna, the Very Hott Hotts, the blast shields worn indoors, the douchie beard, the HOTTS, the wife beater T shirts, the meaningless leather and steel wrist...thing..., the hotts... yeah - this is weekly bound.
 

Wow, this douche even shaves his armpits.
 

FUCK!!!!!!!!!! Driving to bridge now to throw a Triple Lindy.
 

You see what happens when Scrubs gets moved to ABC? Dr. Elliot Reed, please back away from the douche, I'd rather see you next to Zach Braff, and that's saying alot.

-Ponderonymous
 

@don't wheeze: is he really going two in the stink, or is he going to go fake-gothic-bracelet deep?
 

This Blowtorch? I assure you, sir, he is not mine.
 

Mandana'ed Scrote breathed a sigh of relief and exclaimed, "Uter, tank gods you have come: look, over dere, dat bastard is running away with my armpithairs!"

--VS
 

my, my, my.

these are 2 of the hottest hotts to EVER grace this site. and trust me, i've been here for a while. light and dark together. blond ambition and brunette fruition. it's glorious to behold. inspiring. boneriffic, even.

yet, sadly, and honestly, tragically, they are framed by two massive douchebags. it's a travesty. and one that we are all too familiar with here at HCwDBs. there's just NO WAY those two beauties are with those morons, right? right?

maybe it's staged. yes, perhaps.

that's what i'll tell myself.

it's staged.
 

Dark days for Jason Newsted
 

Darksock, brother, old friend....

are you with me? it's staged, right?
 

usually in poker, a pair of queens is a pretty decent hand.

but this appears to be a flush.

of turds.

i fold.

also, if you guys get bored, check this out. I'm not sure DB1 is gonna link it. I think he's still mad at me over Scroteboy.
 

@bcs.....staged, right? right?

and thanks for the link you hilarious fuck. you created that, right? i've seen another version of it online, but not done to the rigid HCwDBs standards that we live to uphold.
 

yeah i created it. there's about 9 million versions of the graphic on the internetz.

but mine's the first to include hcwdb members.
 

well bravo, bcs, bravo.

i applaud your creative genius.




i watched Dancing with the Stars tonight. almost every minute of it. AND i was sad when Cloris Leachman got booted.

so the question is: should i see a therapist?
 

no. i was watching it too.

i'm gonna tell bea you were cheating on her with cloris though.
 

shaved pits!
 

Real cute, bcs, real cute. Now that we know by hearing him that Xenu is a gay queen, Samurai Scrote seems all that more, well, acceptable as the masculine usurper to the throne.

Now, about these two HOTTS ... WOWEE. I dub Ms Brunette the Hottiest Hott Ever. And this is based on, what, her face and her poase, cuz you ain't seein' much in the way of boobies at ALL. Her hair has that stealthy drop-shine and tease quality. OOH LA LA.
 

@bcs....yeah right. like you even HAVE Bea's number.
 

these 2 hotts seem more interested in each other than the scrote

shades hand sign indicates he wants to see the gals scissor
 

I play with scary toys:

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Uhm, could someone please call Uter in Vegas. Don't drink the wearing water of itself, not a DB. But to refer to Colorado is pretty douchey in tow with bleeth? While making both tongue and of a douche? I think I live in Vegas and Peaches Point simultaneously. Meanwhile the 'bag making both tongues of a d-bag. Seeking your wisdom o' sen sai. Not a mandana automatically turn one into tongues. I think I am far from the Mandana, there is an acceptable accoutrement here. Especially when pursuing activity outdoors. I've even back on the Dental Floss Bikini Hott, to capture the curvy arched back on Dental Floss Bikini Hott, plus the water. DB1, I have to say, the curvy arched back to the Plutonium Glasses, suggest a miminum level excuse for wearing it when engaging in 'bag catpure? The Blaze wants everyone to be wearing it when engaging in Goose gestures with Peaches Point simultaneously. Meanwhile the Hard Rock in the playpen? While making tongue from the bottle I have followed home all the "smack" you can strip. Talk all about the 'bag making hand gestures? Douche. HCwDB Legend and I think I live in douche security? The Blaze still runs with hot girl in Vegas and of a deep 'Baguette response to Terry Yukky's scrotal taint. In a lime-green children's playpen strip club, apparently. With Carly chugging straight from the Rehab party at the Mandana, there is a question for you. Does the Hard Rock respond to scrotal taint? The Blaze still runs with hot girl in Vegas. Don't drink the Danish Swim Team with Dental Floss Bikini Hott, in the water. DB1, I have followed home the Mandana, it's pretty douchey in 2007 and the Douchie finalist Johnny Blaze wants everyone to tongue the Goose. In short, it's the Mandana and Baguette, the pretty douchey Plutonium Glasses in Vegas. Uter is in the Carlyle Hotel lobby, and I think I live in douchey Vegas.

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Let's hear it for Markov.
 

@pfah

As much as I'd like to reassure you on the staged aspect of this photo, I fear the worth. Sugar and Spice here probably refer to these choadwanks as their soulmates.
 

The Markov machine asked us:

Does the Hard Rock respond to scrotal taint?

Sounds like something Samurai Scrote would ponder.

I think I live in douchey Vegas, indeed.
 

The blonde hott has perfect lips embedded in that scrumptious Minnie Driver face. If she only had chumlee hott's breastage, I would have my attorney draw up an exclusive concubine agreement.

Oh, she's wearing a hoodie.

I like the small-bunned, big-toothed brunette hott, too, but the hoop earrings and the choad touching her tush leave me slightly chilled.

Stretched necked McGreasebag is a non-factor here.

I want the Swedish Minnie.
 

any white guy chunkin the deuce is an automatic scrote,aw hell anyone chunkin the deuce is what am i sayin?
 

God, this is the classic 'bag sandwich formation, but with double the Hott. Which is like 4 times worse than either one of the hotts alone. That stuff growing on rightside choad is making me sick to my stomach.
 

These two versus Slim Scrote in a mental challege...even odds, meanwhile, I'll be in the mens room banging Smallylo tittosbacillus brunette

Douche righty has a lovely cock ring carrier, the to go version, go right into his buddy's ass
 

The only things staged in this picture are the curtains in the background; which are about to drop on any professional dreams these four mule-persons of the douchepocalypse could muster.
 

Black tank thinks: Two nostrils, one booger… guess which finger.
 

Even before their coveted halos began to hover in retreat from St. Chinskid and Mother Trista… they knew their unholy double date with the Red Bull® sales team of Merv and Thalia may, indeed, cost them a place in the Scrote’s canon of Orthodox Law.
 

BCS's Sam Scrote Vid is gold...

... anyone new to this site must read through all 5,000+ posts from Samurai Scrote earlier this month before posting any more comments here...



...DB1, ya hear me? Basic training should require this new rule!
 

serious, crucial, thats worse than reading the bible straight through....please take that back
 

@Rubber Douchey,

I've wiped with the King James Bible from front to back more than once good sir, and I can truthfully say, that nothing gives the same minty fresh ass-pucker vibes as Sam Scrote's postings. Just let peruse at your fee will and let it ferment for a couple hunnert postings or so... then revel in the good times.

And by good times, I mean retardoculuousnessesses.

Or, just buy a helmet and join the rest of us knocking our heads 'gainst that brick wall of enlightenment.

Cheers!
 

Drunk postings, such as above, are exempt from grammatical errors.
 

EEEEE! The trends abominate! The poo glistens! Watch for the swoop of grease from the mandana of SAMURAI SCROTE!

Bow down and give me your pee!

Learn the secret of uberdouche!

Translate your brains into gibberish!

Become one with poo!

And we must let it go. Let it all go... And remember just as you are letting go, one of the two greatest guys in the universe is also letting go...

EEeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhh.

LOOK AT IT!!! Look at that STEAMING HEAP!!! (pull the curtains, Fred) A GIANT STEAMING HEAP OF HOT BUTTERED GROAT CLUSTERS!!!

My Myyyyyyyyyyy.

Now, be one with the bandersnatch and POO!
 

Those are not curtains, those are folded up umbrellas.

Apparently they're "outside" at the club that's already closed down that area for the season.

I don't understand that, looks warm enough to me . . .
 

The words "ass pirate" come to mind.
 

this seems not staged to me. these two hotts are sadly bleethes in disguise as innocent hotts - the brunette has a skull and cross bone logo on her bikini which is very Ed Hardy-esq. I bet their club attire would cement my argument.

I also love the fact that they are both taller than those two choads.
 

The brunette is flat out gorgeous. The blond has that dirty, knowing, Eastern-European-accented, I'll-fuck-your-brains-out-and-ash-my-cigarette-on-your-pillow-afterwards look that gets me in all kinds of trouble ... and keeps me buying pillowcases.
 

Brunette hott is my future ex-wife. Blond hott's gaze is melting my brain and causing it to run down into my crotch. More, DB1, I beg you, more.

Oh, and I'll even forgive you if you leave the idiot fuckwad scrotewanks out.
 

I want so badly spot the douches in this pic, but I'm blinded by the cold blue laser stare of Ivana Popyakokov's amazing Russian eyes.
Now I know what gave Stalin his "steel".
God what a body!!!! Skygazing perky's! Tent taut ass!!! The full length Ab crease! (we need a name for this. "cum creek" maybe?)
At least she's elbowing old beatnick scrote in the solar plexus. Good move my little babushka. Did I say "God what a body"? Yes, Yes I did...
A Popov toast to you, whilst I go to a quiet corner and "popov" myself.
 

this photo, even without all of the other thousands, should lead even the most casual observer to the universal truth: to wit, hot chicks LOVE douchebags. :(
 

I for one think big guys look great with shaved pits. It's not like it's new. Guys have been doing it since the 80s. I shaved my boyfriends pits before we went to cancun this summer and he looked great and fit in with the other ton of shaved guys! Just saying...I think its hot :)