Wow, Blue Cup makes an appearance! My 20's are certainly roaring over her, while I'd like to speak easy and carry a big stick upside choadwank's melon.
 

Me wanna lick pussy too!!
 

Alright!! Enough with the Deathtongue tribute already!

She's quite yummy, kissy-face and all. Then I get to the armpit area. Yeah...I'd lick it.

What, TMI ala Mr. White???

Nice appearance by blue cup, though!
 

What's with all the face licking? I have a drawer full of restraining orders that prove hot chicks don't enjoy that.

She is very lickable, though. Damn you, Judge Bernstein!!
 

She’s pressing the button on her hip that activates the ‘Swirl’ setting in her rectum, before she delivers her goods into her ubiquitous blue cup.
 

Even as such, that doesn't ruin the pic for me...

... I'm a sick bastard, what can I say?
 

One hot...one douche...one cup...
 

@crucial, 12:27 p.m. (both) -

I'd say you said a mouthful already, but-----ummmmm, too late.....



(blorf)
 

Crucial. Your mind is awhir with all kinds of wonderfully twisted thoughts! Nice work, my friend.
 

Nice to see you, blue cup
 

@doucheous

There's never TMI here, although if everybody else raises the bar, I'm going to have to sink into even deeper pools of depravity. Pools of luke warm yellow...

Anyhoo, since we had a lot of discussion about MySpace friends lately, I thought I'd share this tidbit. A band called the Acacia Stain played at Irving Plaza last night, and the singer busted out a hilarious comment:

“This is a metal show, not a f*ing fashion show,” said Vincent Bennett, pissed off at the crowd members who refused to bounce around. “This is not a popularity contest; no one cares about your Myspace friends, get a f*ing life. If your jeans are too tight… buy bigger jeans… I’m not trying to pick on anyone but holy shit I’m getting old. No one is important, we’re all pieces of shit.”
 

Acacia Stain, you say? I might have to look into them for having a member with such insight.....
 

I believe Acacia St(r)ain is the band...

They have some pretty good stuff. And, if Mr. White's quote is true, then I'm an even bigger fan.

Fuck those painted on pants those emo faggots are wearing with their 'vintage' G N' R shirts these days anyways.
 

Caption:

Arnold was thrilled that the Make A Wish Foundation, granted him his desire to lick Tila Tequila’s cheek before he succumbed to the AIDS.
 

I'm not sure if DB1 or any commenters addressed this but it is fucking hilarious:

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/1023_hot_chicks_opt1.pdf
 

@ronald:
Yeah, we've been all over that like a this choad on kitty-hott. It came up last week.
 

Wasn't sure...seeing the term 'hot chicks with douchebags' on a legal document really cracked me up...back to lurking for me...
 

She's got a smokin' body. What's that thing growing up out of the top of his head?
 

The girl in the background looks upset, or perhaps bored.
 

Gawd, i love the fact that as an adult, the girls now default to a man's fantasy for a Halloween costume....just roll into any costume shop, and try to hide the IOB.

Now I need to go "trick or treat", meaning.....go tug on myself. I'm blunt that way.
 

Here is The Acacia Strain - they might have a good message at concerts, but there are some other features I hope they eliminate soon (unless they get rocker passes for baggin' up their appearance).
 

@ ronald

It's never hilarious to be sued, but I see what you mean. The complaint reads as though it was written by a 12-year-old. In my professional opinion, this attorney should be kicked in the nads. It is a travesty that there are attorneys out there who would submit something like this to a court.

Hey, Ingenito, this is called opinion. Sue me, fuckstick.
 

She just helped me figure out my costume. I'm going as a pup tent.
 

Personal foul, unneccesary licking. 15 yards from the previous spot, 1st down.
 

DB1...that's the chick from the joey porsche experience pic....wtf?
 

DB1...that's the chick from the joey porsche experience pic....wtf?
 

ih man, she is so delectable in the you wan't it here it is ways that his douchiosity could almost be considered entrampment...

i can barely speak of the things i would do to her, except for three things

1) when i finished my first thought would be to make sure she was still breathing
2) to make sure she was still awake
and not bored to sleep
3) how much i want to do them again
 

I'll tell you the great mystery and solve the riddle that is the douchebag/hottie combo. The truth of it is that the hotties in these pictures embody the same douchebag qualities as the guys they are with. That's why they are together. They are female douchebags - we just choose to overlook it because they are nice to look at...
 

Well, they are skanks and sluts, why else would they be hanging' with douchebags? Just because some manage to look a lot more pulled together, that makes them more professional.

Or as the familiar old saying goes, "Birds of a feather flock together."

Also applies to sheep...."Lambs and a wether flock together."

Hallowe'en was fun this year. Nothing' so scary as the up and coming election, so we get several more days of Hallowe'en, spooks, Munsters (McCain) and Intellecturds (Obama)...
 

Crucial...
Just saw an Ambien ad on TV today, says do not mix with alcohol. No WONDER you're such a wonked-out suffering sleepless soul. Probably would also advise not to mix with mescaline, either.

But then, who's afraid of a three-way? Add a little nicotine and youse a regular course in 4-part pharmacognosy...puff puff. add some daily caffeine, you are extreme substance machine.

When I can't sleep, do what is often best done when children cannot sleep: take Benadryl. Instants drowsies. Also great for flu-vomiting, been doin' this medicine routine since the 50's.

What shape coffin were you considering, I saw some real neat ones at a party tonight. Especially liked the old-fashioned hexagonal with broad shoulders. Made from wooden shipping boxes with spirits' mfr's names stamped into them. Real classy.

It's be a shame to lose your wittier-than-Wilde insights.
 

Mess wit teh sleeping pills too much, you go meet Heath Ledger.

Try Melatonin instead.
 

me licky armpit... yummmm!
 

Fuck. Fuck! FUUUUCK!!!!!!

It is 6 pm on Saturday, November 1st. Day after Halloween. I do not drink, but I can only describe what I feel right now as baing ragingly hung over. Why? I'm from Chicago. So? I spent Halloween night here. And? The midwestern, overstuffed jellothigh variety of the species was out in full force last night, meandering aroung North Clark Street in packs, or should I say herds.

And, as Rubber Douchey said above, "Gawd, i love the fact that as an adult, the girls now default to a man's fantasy for a Halloween costume". Yes, true. However, that would be assuming that the girls look like the photo on the package, or in the photo in thos post. No such luck in the Windy City, I can assure you.

I sat in traffic, horrified, gagging up Candy Corn and mini Snickers as the bufarilla herds thundered by, their gelatinous, dimply behinds peeking out from under their short, frilly skirts, rolling out over the top of circulation-stopping thigh-high stockings like some sort of ice cream come served up in bolge 5 of hell.

"Mudflaps," I said to myself, in a nod to Spinal Tap, as one quivered by in a pirate costume, wearing a black thong and fishnets, the visible flap of her drooping, blubbery asscheek bouncing off the back of her enormous thigh. I closed my eyes, trying to rid myself of the image, yet it persisted, it persists.

I'm wondering if photographic evidence would have been appropriate to describe the horror. But the douches on here are scary enough. I'll just hope therapy can cure me after a while.
 

* "Cone", damnit. But "ice cream come" sounds pretty rad.
 

Sweetness. Her name is Sweetness.
 

OMG! I KNOW HER!!! I JUST COMPARED PICS OF HER WITH HER DOUCHEBAG B.F. ON F.B. AND I KNOW IT'S THEM!!! HE'S DOING THAT FACE LICK SHIT IN MOST OF THEIR FB PICS TOO.

SHE'S THE CHICK IN THIS HALLOWEEN VIDEO:

http://www.monkeysee.com/play/11922-how-to-select-a-sexy-halloween-costume
 

wannabe deathtounge.