Tuesday, October 21, 2008
The Grafitti 'Bag
Here's the thing.
It's not 1988. New York urban blight doesn't justify a form of street poetry expression on subway cars as a statement on corporate greed and city neglect.
Grafitti artists are now displayed in the Guggenheim and the Whitney.
Give it up, Rico. We know you're just busting the spray cans to get to paint Jenna's supple thighs. Which is... actually a really good strategy.
But your Yankee cap is still douche.
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It's just a mystery ... with all these rebellious tattoo/piercing wearing, graffitti slapping, preening road warriors trawling the country, why haven't we seen the revolution yet?
I just don't get it.
I just don't get it.
Wow. Ol' Rico is wearing a featured garment from the Spring 2009 Will Shortz Gangsta Couture Collection.
do these bags with the hats askew use a level or snap a line to get them in exactly the right spot of "cool"?
# posted by 
: 12:40 PM
: 12:40 PM
Speaking of Yankee caps...
Check out this article.
Now maybe we'll start seeing polka-dotted, camouflaged, and miscolored tilted Cowboys hats. One can only hope, right?
Check out this article.
Now maybe we'll start seeing polka-dotted, camouflaged, and miscolored tilted Cowboys hats. One can only hope, right?
If the hott on the left was my offspring, I would take a stick of dynamite with a 6 foot fuse, shove it up my ass as far as possible, light the fuse, drink a bottle of drano, cut my wrists, jump from the Golden Gate bridge,shoot myself on the way down and pray that I wouldn't survive, even in a vegatative state.
# posted by : 12:45 PM
: 12:45 PM
Is that his mom on the left? The family that spray paints together, stays together, I suppose.
But as Ted "Theodore" Logan sagely says, "It's your mom, dude!"
But as Ted "Theodore" Logan sagely says, "It's your mom, dude!"
how many points does Douche fetch on his scrabble shirt anyway? I guess it depends if you get the double word score at his nipple or not.
I would triple letter score Sally on the right just for a chance to donate the pull tab of her hiene can to the Ronald McDonald charity House.
I would triple letter score Sally on the right just for a chance to donate the pull tab of her hiene can to the Ronald McDonald charity House.
# posted by : 12:49 PM
: 12:49 PM
I don't know WTF is wrong with you folks, Hott on the left is num yummy. She's like a Michelle Williams meets trailer skank with just enough youth to think that maybe she's neither jaded by life nor a cauldron of STDs.
Pixelated DoucheFuck in the middle would cry like a baby if she had him alone in her room saying , "My mom wouldn't LIKE me doing this ..!"
What a pussy, what a shitty hat, what a dim-brained half wit.
Pixelated DoucheFuck in the middle would cry like a baby if she had him alone in her room saying , "My mom wouldn't LIKE me doing this ..!"
What a pussy, what a shitty hat, what a dim-brained half wit.
Not only does Tetris Freeze Frame boy tilt his hat on his head, but he tilts his head in the direction of the hat tilt to achieve maximum tiltage. And has a rainbow flame burning his crotch? Weird pic. Good thing that wall's there to keep him from getting loose in the forest; we might never see him again with all that camo on.
# posted by : 1:34 PM
: 1:34 PM
The shirt is a photo of the men's room floor he stares down at while being squat-fucked through the doily-clad truck stop glory hole.
I know my neighbors know I live alone. They have to then wonder why I laugh out loud so much.
Damn you, darksock (1:48 p.m.)! And by "damn you," I mean thanks for yet another uniquely clever and descriptive take on the situation.
Damn you, darksock (1:48 p.m.)! And by "damn you," I mean thanks for yet another uniquely clever and descriptive take on the situation.
Lord, if I had known as a kid that I could make a living sitting around all day pretending like I'm vandalizing shit, I would have told my world studies teacher to go fuck themselves. "hell im an expert at smashing mailboxes right now, why do I need to go to school for another 8 years for? Check this doodle I did during home eco. good shit eh? Bitches here I come"
# posted by : 3:00 PM
: 3:00 PM
Damn Darksock, kinda mean today?
but then agin, no meaner than my last post on the "Ed Hardy" thread...
squat-fucked? Great turn of phrase, if I can only work it into conversation here at the office...
We'll see if I still have a job tomorrow.
but then agin, no meaner than my last post on the "Ed Hardy" thread...
squat-fucked? Great turn of phrase, if I can only work it into conversation here at the office...
We'll see if I still have a job tomorrow.
# posted by : 3:10 PM
: 3:10 PM
Look at his legs! They're like stilts! Look! This must be a group of side-show performers. The Amazing Tattooed Girl: whose tattoos will hypnotize you! The Incredible Hammer-Head Girl: who can crush beer cans on her forehead, and The Astounding Blind-Stilt-Walking Dwarf: who proves you can be just as big a douche no matter what size you are!
# posted by : 4:58 PM
: 4:58 PM
Bikini chick looks like she had a head-on collision with Ace Frehley.
Chick on the right is cute. I wonder if her mom will notice the drape missing from the house?
Chick on the right is cute. I wonder if her mom will notice the drape missing from the house?
# posted by : 5:06 PM
: 5:06 PM
Am I old if the chick on the left reminds me of a Goldie Hawn covered in graffiti on Laugh-In?
I can almost hear her giggle.
I can almost hear her giggle.
# posted by : 5:57 PM
: 5:57 PM
@idahohott
I got the reference, and I'm young and virile, so ergo, you must not be old.
Although I'll go a different way: Chick on the left is what Courtney Love looked like after passing out on a wet Jackson Pollack painting.
I got the reference, and I'm young and virile, so ergo, you must not be old.
Although I'll go a different way: Chick on the left is what Courtney Love looked like after passing out on a wet Jackson Pollack painting.
Blondie foot jerked Samurai Scrote & his jism is about to crest on her vajay-jay
it moves a glacial speeds
it moves a glacial speeds
@Mr. White-
Thank you, sir, for that. Young, virile and gracious to boot.
If she passed out on a wet Pollock, she'd technically be worth millions. Boobies may be the only way to improve a Pollock.
Thank you, sir, for that. Young, virile and gracious to boot.
If she passed out on a wet Pollock, she'd technically be worth millions. Boobies may be the only way to improve a Pollock.
# posted by : 8:32 PM
: 8:32 PM
Sasha had reloaded her belt with ammunition and was now fully camouflaged, thanks to Bartholomew’s handy spray cans and precision painting. She was now ready to carry out her orders and walk completely undetected through the tribal dragon infested waves of the Rehab pool and detonate her newly conceived Ax bomb of Death.
Love it when a total skank with so many tatts or paint just stands there next to a douchebag. At least they are wasting their own genomes on each other rather than spreading it around.
# posted by : 11:29 PM
: 11:29 PM
Is it sad that I am more bewildered by the girl on the left than the douche itself. What the hell does she have badly drawn all over her body?! Did she venture into a bad body painting workshop? That's my guess. That douche needs to be a gentleman and give her the shirt off of his back.
Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer
# posted by : 12:24 PM
: 12:24 PM
So am I supposed to see the camouflage pile of shit mosaic of a shirt. Or is it redneck bathroom tile that lies in the bathroom of his single wide/music studio. Wait I can't see that hat either, he's hidin' his thoughts man! "and his future so bright he got to wear shades" KK
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